The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

Phil stood and watched with a confused look on his face.

“*sighs* Geez, everyone is all over the place again...as usual...”

He calmly tapped Rag.

“I don't get it. What's the point in finding a back door? We have serveral overpowered animals on our side, not to mention that, you and me, WE'RE FUCKIN ANGELS! Why can't we just bust in through the front, and take evrything by force?” He asked his fellow angel.

 

[Code Monkey]

(Deleted. Sorry.)

 

[ajb924]

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[Zepren]

"So the chicken can make portals.....i wonder if i eat him i can make portals too"

Spoiler: Please OOC

Please read some of the backstory. Read the fight of orgazmo n glenrath vs xandus atleast.I'm a mage-chicken. Geez

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: What ever happened to waiting for Placeholds?

Seriously, in the past two days, Two Place holds have been ignored (Rags and Xanduses). All I can ask is that everyone please be courtesous to players who are holding the thread up to write a big post.

"I'm in! And I got the perfect man for the job!" Said Maddawg grabbing his cellphone and dialing a number.

On the UNSC Spirit of Fire

"Harvest was a disater. At first the fighting went well. Then, setback after setback, loss after loss, What should have been swift and decisive victory, into 5 years of hell. That's all Harvest really is now. He-" the Monolauge was cut short though as Cutter's cellphone rang with the traditional Halo theme. "Ahh crap," Said Cutter as he took it out and flipped it open "Hello?"

"Cutter!" Said Maddawg from the other end. "What's up!?"

"Maddawg! My favorite subterrainen alien! I'm cool right now. I'm commander of my own spaceship now."

"I heard! Congratulations. So listen, I need to ask a favor."

"Ahh! Anything! You name it!"

"I need you to fire a MAC blast at a salt mine in Arizona."

"Dude....I can't do that! I could lose my job! Those shots cost Billions of taxpayers money!"

"Okay...I understand. I guess I'll just have to tell your commander about what you did last year."

"LOOK! That ***** had it coming!"

"You Strangled her! And stole her car!....and then threw her into a swamp!"

"Ya bu-but......fine." Said Cutter before hanging up the phone.

back on Earth

A fiery ball fired from space hurtles at the salt mine while the villans sit in lawn chairs from a safe distance, slurping soda and eating popcorn.

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath produced a small yo-yo and began placing with it.
"Im soooooooooooooo bored, does anyone know what we're doing?" He asked

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, I suppose we could maybe go take Hades' back door by force." Ram suggested.

Before Orgazmo could gleefully point out the innuendo, the roof of the cavern was rocked and began to crack, the muffled sound of a large explosion echoing from the walls.

"What the hell was that?!"

Meanwhile, where the Villains lounged...

"Ohhh! AHHHH! Now that is some wild shit!" Master Kitty exclaimed.

"Um, you do know you have a bucket on your head, right?" Sho asked the cat-nipped stenched cat, eating another handful of popcorn as he watched the fireworks.

"THE COLORS! THEY CALL TO MAH SOUL!"

Back at Hades

"Damn it! The cracks! Their letting out all the souls!" Ram cried, and his words spoke true. As the roof of the underworld began to crack from the massive explosion, souls were sucked up into it as though pulled by a vacuum.

"That is the 2nd most massive amount of white stuff I have seen go into a huge crack!" Orgazmo declared.

"No! Those souls are completely lost! If they end up in the wrong hands, they can be lead to do anything!" cried Rag, preparing a massive spell to close the crack.

 

[FieryButterfly]

relaxes in the lawn chair sipping a mt dew.

"So what was the whole point of blowing up the salt mine?"

Then an anti-semetic bunny pops out of the rubble.

 

[Sam G]

"Doodedoo, lalala..." Sam hummed, pushing open the door to Hades's throne room and walking in. "Hi there, Hades? Remember me? I damned the son of your cousin to a fate worse than death, then forgot about it. Anyway, I seem to have lost the plot somewhat, so I was wondering, do you possibly know what the hell we're doing down here?"

 

[Zepren]

"Wait orgazmo, what? Your related to hades? Well i guess that's not the most rediculas thing you've said" Said Glenrath as he flipped back a few pages through the script seeing all Orgazmo's other lines.

 

[Zepren]

"Hey" Responded Glenrath "I'm one of the newer characters. I read the gist"
Glenrath eyed hades suspiciously, he was ruler of the underworld afterall. He sensed another presence. One he hadn't sensed since....1997.....

 

[Pm0n3y]

Before Rag could speak up however, Phil interrupted him.

“Its pretty obvious we came here to kick your ass. Or, at least I think we are. I've been a little confused lately.” Phil said, starting to scratch his head before pointing his Infinty Staff at the King of Darkness' throat.

“So...Ready to die? (or...live? I don't know what happens when you kill someone that's already dead.)” Phil said before getting into a fighing stance.

 

[Zepren]

"Wait phil, don't be so hasty plus this is Orgazmo's uncle" Said Glenrath as he held out a wing to try and stop phil. He was worried though as he may of just given phil more reason to kill hte dark lord.

 

[Sam G]

"Ahem. May be the wrong time to point this out, but didn't Ram introduce a plot element just a few minutes ago that we're totally ignoring?" Sam asked, pointing to the cracks on the ceiling.

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath had given up on this story arc. He flapped over to the nearest corner, sat down and sparked up a joint.
"Whenever you wanna get real, i'm over here" He said

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil eventually pulled himself out of the pillar.

?Yeah, I think it's best we wait for Rag to do something. Otherwise, we'll end up veering away from the plot.? Phil said, shaking the pebbles out of his pants and shirt.