The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

"Bitchin'! What better stage for an act of murder than the realms of murder themselves!?" Sam asked, mostly to himself. He pulled a beam-katana (It's not a lightsaber. It's better) out of his bag, activated it and hopped towards Sho. "As I recall, I didn't actually wind up killing you... I'd best fix that then, hadn't I?" He slashed rapidly at Sho, all the while calling out the names of attacks along the theme of "Sam".

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT CHICKEN!?!?!" Sanji yelled wondering if anyone else was going to question what happened

 

[Zepren]

"I'm a mage chicken of something or other. Some of my backstory is on paes 91 and 91. Go read" He told Sanji. "Now back to the fight and you" Pointing at the villains "Your fucked!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah yeah i read all that last night im pretend im surprised by it even though i had an idea you could do that" Sanji said breaking the fourth wall "And that was a bad joke ya rapist"

 

[Sam G]

Sam was gleefully hacking away at Sho when somebody tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around to see who it was, and the person wrenched him in the face, sending him flying to the ground. "Dude, my name's totally, like, Livingness the Youth. You killed my cousin, or something? Prepare to, like, die."
"Killed your cousin, eh? Doesn't sound like the sort of thing I'd do... There again, you don't seem like a liar, so..." Sam grabbed Sho by the throat, threw him into the air, jumped after him and kicked him with both feet at Sanji. "Hold this for me." He landed on the ground, pulled two knives out of his bag, tossed one to Livingness and the two clashed.

 

[Zepren]

"Sam, you handle sho. Orgazmo, it's our time to shine. Ready for round 2 with sithy?" Asked Glenrath.

 

[Zepren]

"Awesome, though my poster doesn't like taking control of other people incase he makes them go out of character but oh well. Have you still go the golden dildo?" Asked Glenrath.
Orgazmo bent over and pulled the dildo out of his ass. The heroes looked sickened by his antics
"What? I was jus keeping it warm" He said in his defense.
"Geez orgazmo" Clucked Glenrath shaking his head.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sanji had the worse look of shock on his face "Nope...fuck this!!! As soon as a dildo comes out of a man's ass thats were you cut and run!!!" Sanji turned away from the heroes, villains, and Hades he gave a middle finger to them "Bye-Bye!!!"

 

[Sam G]

"Ah." Sam glanced over at Sho, who was now lying face-first in the ground after Sanji neglected to catch him. "Could someone take care of that, or...-" He ducked under a knife-slash from Livingness, then shanked him in the gut. Livingness started to fall backwards in death, but caught himself at the last minute and sprung to his feet as if nothing had happened. Which, it would seem to any passerby, is exactly what had happened. The knife wound had closed itself up, and nothing but a bloodstained hole in his t-shirt would lead to any evidence of there being a stab hole previously. "You like that, huh? Cellular regeneration. I picked it up as a result of many years of training in Hell, during which time you took it upon yourself to murder my cousin."
"See, you keep saying that, but I still don't think that sounds like the sort of thing I'd do!" Sam cried exhasperatedly. "I mean, what'd he look like? Was he a nice guy?"
"Bit of a prick actually, but fun to be around..." Livingness started describing Death, and Sam stared blankly at him. "Sorry, doesn't ring a bell..."
"Maybe it will when I kill you!!!" Livingness yelled, conjured a machine-gun out of the air and started firing at Sam, who dove behind a rock for cover.
"Honestly, I don't see how that'd help!" Sam replied, arming a grenade and tossing it over the rock.

 

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[Zepren]

"Attack!" Clucked Glenrath pointing at the Xandus. The rooster army gave a vicious and heroic charge. Orgazmo charged too, hoping between the birds weilding his dildo high.

Glenrath watched as his army advanced but was suddenly felt all the air squeezed out of him.
He turned his head, a titan had grabbed hold of him.
"Oh shit, wait fellas, Defend, DEFEND!" He said in vain as the titan began to toss him around.

 

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[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh shit!!!" Sanji quickly turned around to the titan "Collier Shoot!!!" Sanji jumped high into the air and kicked the Titan in the face dropping the Mage chicken "Chicken Thing!!!" Sanji quickly caught the Glenrath and they both landed safely

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Zepren

Oh, would you look at that. Another placeholder, yay. And it'll probs take you 4 days to post in correspondence to the placeholder. Cant we battle the evil characters? or are we once agen sat around doin bugger all?

Actually, I'm done. In general, however, waiting for an RP'r to remove their placehold is considered polite...and avoids plot-fuckery. That's why Ram, Xandus and I all use them fairly often: we tend to write fairly large posts that require a fairly long time to write, and we want the situation to remain the same until we're finished.

Why do you need such long posts? It leaves anyone else jus sat around w8ing n the u complain when we do something when you guys don't post for ages. why is a plot needed? from what i can see, this has gone with the flow so far

Spoiler: OOC CHAT BELONGS IN SPOILERS GODDAMNIT!

Well this may be late to the party, but I suppose better late then never. Glen, you need to understand and respect the point of placeholds. They are there because the posts are long and need time to be written and to avoid ninjaing in the time. Rag is not only one of our founding memebr, but one of the DPs or Designated players. There meant to have large posts because there suppose to control the major plot twists. So please, respect placeholds and be paitent.

 

[Sam G]

"Oh, so you'll catch Zepren, will ya, but Sho's not worth your time? You suck!" Sam yelled at Sanji, then rolled to avoid a hail of machine-gun fire.