The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Oh, thank god!" Sam yelled, slowly regaining consciousness and struggling against his constraints. He adressed the Sphinx. "You're my favourite thing in the world right now."
"Answer me a riddle or I'll kill your friend," the sphinx replied bluntly.
"So, sorry, let me get this straight: If I answer this wrong, you're going to murder Orgazmo? Fire away."
"What has-"
"Morgan Freeman." Sam interrupted.
"What?"
"That's my answer. Morgan Freeman. Oh, did I get it wrong? That's a shame, you'd best get on with the killing then." Sam looked about as mournful as a potato.
"Answer me a riddle or I'll kill your friend," the sphinx replied bluntly.
"So, sorry, let me get this straight: If I answer this wrong, you're going to murder Orgazmo? Fire away."
"What has-"
"Morgan Freeman." Sam interrupted.
"What?"
"That's my answer. Morgan Freeman. Oh, did I get it wrong? That's a shame, you'd best get on with the killing then." Sam looked about as mournful as a potato.
Suddenly, the alien slug landed on Orgazmo's face, having just been launched out of an AC-130. "A-CHUCKA NORIIIIIIIIIIIS!" he shouted for no reason.
Sanji quickly got up and saw the slug on Orgazmo face "Whats wrong i thought you liked squishy things on your face?"
"Hey! Get the fuck offa me!" Phil yells in frustration.
In a flash, Phil grabs Orgazmo and boots him im the opposite direction. The force sends Orgazmo flying through the air, So fast that he goes straight through the titan's (that was holding Fiery Butterfly's Character) head, obliterating it instantly. As the girl falls out of the dead titan's hands, Phil runs up to up to her and gracefully catches the character. And in that moment, time seemed to slow down as the two characters gleamed sensually into each other's eyes. Then Phil remembered something.
"Wait. You're evil, aren't you?" Phil asked the girl.
"Um...Yeah." she answered in an obvious tone.
"Oh. I thought so." He says abruptly dropping her. As he walks back towards Rag's fight, he turns back towards her.
"When our sides aren't fighting each other, let's grab a coffee. Okay?" He says walking away, giving her something to think about.
Meanwhile as Orgazmo glides through the air, he crashes through the window to the Hellish Rec Center, and lands on Ram and Maddawg's pool table.
"Room for one more?" He says, waisting no time, undressing himself
In a flash, Phil grabs Orgazmo and boots him im the opposite direction. The force sends Orgazmo flying through the air, So fast that he goes straight through the titan's (that was holding Fiery Butterfly's Character) head, obliterating it instantly. As the girl falls out of the dead titan's hands, Phil runs up to up to her and gracefully catches the character. And in that moment, time seemed to slow down as the two characters gleamed sensually into each other's eyes. Then Phil remembered something.
"Wait. You're evil, aren't you?" Phil asked the girl.
"Um...Yeah." she answered in an obvious tone.
"Oh. I thought so." He says abruptly dropping her. As he walks back towards Rag's fight, he turns back towards her.
"When our sides aren't fighting each other, let's grab a coffee. Okay?" He says walking away, giving her something to think about.
Meanwhile as Orgazmo glides through the air, he crashes through the window to the Hellish Rec Center, and lands on Ram and Maddawg's pool table.
"Room for one more?" He says, waisting no time, undressing himself
*provides flipflops for the expected stickyness of the floor*
There really isn't much I can do!
"Update me general" Said Glenrath landing next to his commander.
"Sir, the dude with the neon sticks that we were ordered to attack has disappeared" Replied the Rooster-General.
"Darnit, wait where's orgazmo? First i'll find orgazmo, while i'm gone, you guys hunt for the sith" Said Glenrath as he began to conjure a portal of his own, luckily the Golden Dildo in Orgazmo's pocession was easy for Glenrath to track.
"Sir, yes, sir" Said the general as Glenrath stepped through the portal.
He expected to just end up in another part of the underworld but instead he began to fall through space and time.
He landed next to Orgazmo. A little disorientated, he looked around but could make much out. His vision was abit blurry but this was usually after travelling so far. From what he could see though, it look like Orgazmo was trying to sexual harrass someone. No change there, but for him to actually have his penis out, he had gotten further then usual.
Glenrath signed. He had gone un-noticed until now.
"Sir, the dude with the neon sticks that we were ordered to attack has disappeared" Replied the Rooster-General.
"Darnit, wait where's orgazmo? First i'll find orgazmo, while i'm gone, you guys hunt for the sith" Said Glenrath as he began to conjure a portal of his own, luckily the Golden Dildo in Orgazmo's pocession was easy for Glenrath to track.
"Sir, yes, sir" Said the general as Glenrath stepped through the portal.
He expected to just end up in another part of the underworld but instead he began to fall through space and time.
He landed next to Orgazmo. A little disorientated, he looked around but could make much out. His vision was abit blurry but this was usually after travelling so far. From what he could see though, it look like Orgazmo was trying to sexual harrass someone. No change there, but for him to actually have his penis out, he had gotten further then usual.
Glenrath signed. He had gone un-noticed until now.