The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

"I don't even know where the hell I am!" Sam yelled. In an unusual lapse of his powerlessness, he decided to be wherever Sidoh was. "'Sup, bro?"
"Youuuuuuuu!!!" Narancia yelled, leaping out of the Millenium Falcon and waving a knife at Sam.
"Where were you this whole time?" Sam asked, confused.
"Man, I dunno! Nobody mentioned me once since you introduced me!"
"It was like that with Death for a while too... It'll probably pass. This time next week, you'll be the new Sho!"
"Like hell he will!" Sho cried, appearing nearby because Sam decided that might make things interesting. Also, Xandus was there.
"You two! Fight to the death!" He demanded. Smeeheehee, whichever proves themselves to be more powerful shall become my second-in-command!
"Sorry, Xandus, I apologize for intruding on what's clearly supposed to be a villains-only event, but surely in forcing them to fight to the death you'll be dwindling your already small unit numbers on really trivial things?"
"Hmmm..." Xandus thought for a moment. "I suppose you're right. How about you and me fight to the death?"
"Yeah, I don't really have a problem with that!" Sam smiled and pulled a demonic-looking claymore out of his bag. "Oh yeah, *****. I went there."

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh saw the Falcon off in the horizon. "Aw, MAN!" He said. "CARMINE! TELEPORT ME BACK!" Suddenly, Sidoh and the Falcon disappeared.
MEANWHILE, BACK ON CARMINELAND . . .
"Shit!" Said Carmine. "You AND CM?!?" "Well, sorry!" Said Sidoh. "You're the one who teleported them ALL here!"

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath came crashing down through the trees and landed on Xandus' shoulders. He had a bluderbuss in his wings pointed straight at the sith's head.
"Miss me?" He clucked with a grin. "Now you leave sammy here alone alright? Or eles you'll have to answer to me."

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan (Who has just finished healing so now looks like a child once more) checked his computer, the contract couldn't be destroyed but it could be altered. he used his computer to activate the micro ink which changed the contract to say that the holder controlled all heroes and Villians except for the ones with Cybornetic enhancements, this would make it easier for him

 

[Sam G]

"So, according to a plothole your own poster foolishly pointed out, you don't own me!" Narancia yelled, summoning Aerosmith and pointing his knife at CM.
"So why did you drink your own urine earlier when I told you to?" CM asked. Narancia didn't reply. Instead, he dashed at Corporate Man and started slashing at him with the knife whilst Aerosmith shot tiny little bullets at him.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan began charging an energy beam he would need quite a bit of fire power if he was going to go through with his plan, Unfortunately his targeting system was damaged from the beating he got so instead of vaporizing CM (The contract woukldn't be damaged, he doesn't know who has it) he accidnetly shot Xandus, knocking out his left rocket boot

 

[SpaceSpork]

Spoiler: OOC

Uh . . . We are aware that we're in Carmine's palace, right?

"Shit!" Said Carmine. "Bitches be battlin' in my palace!" Sidoh tried to throw the contract to Carmine, which was intercepted by CM. "So, CM." Said Sidoh, grabbing and igniting his 'Saber. "Looks like it's the final showdown." "Yup." Replied CM, shaping his hands into fists.
Sidoh made the first strike.

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Hey! Come back!" Shouted Sidoh. "You said something about a final battle!" And with that, Sidoh spread his wings and flew to try and catch CM.

 

[Zepren]

"Magic huh?" Grinned Glenrath. "Being a mage-chicken, i can easily overcome this contract."
Glen turned his blunderbuss on CM and pulled the trigger. A Volcano worth of lava shot out of the end. Directly at CM.

 

[Zepren]

"Magic huh?" Grinned Glenrath. "Being a mage-chicken, i can easily overcome this contract."
Glen turned his blunderbuss on CM and pulled the trigger. A Volcano worth of lava shot out of the end. Directly at CM.

Spoiler: Ummm...

You do realize you have to be a true genuine god to resist it right?"

Spoiler: Well..

YOu obviously havn't seen the full power of Glenrath. MOST OVER-POWERED CHARACTER EVER FTW!

 

[SpaceSpork]

Spoiler: OOC

Okay, this thread is getting fucked up, so I'ma reorder it.
The team and Sidoh teleported there, and the team jumped out, fighting and shit. Then, the bullets got shot at CM. He deflected them. Then, Sidoh threw the conract at Carmine. CM intercepted it, and challenged Sidoh to a final battle. CM then pussied out, jumped at Carmine, and flew out of the palace with her. Sidoh followed, and Glenrath shot a volcano-worth of lava at CM.

 

[Zepren]

Spoiler: OOC

HELL YEAH I DID, BITCHES! - to slouch