The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

"Well, now that none of you guys are dead, shall we go after CM? Or do we go and do something else?" Phil asked everyone.

-snip-

Spoiler: Well, he isn't really immortal...

He's just already dead. Just think of him as a glorified zombie with unlimited continues....And wings, mutated arms, and a Swiss Army Weapon.

 

[Zepren]

The great hen caught the missle and threw it back into the sky.
"Looks like it's heading towards Canada" Pondered Phil
"We can only hope" Said ram as he saluted the missle.

"How have you survived this long? Didn't you summon a battalion or something?" Asked the Hen to her son.
"Battalion.... oh shiii, i mean shoot" Glen smiled to his mum. He then conjured the communication stone from under his wing. "General you there? Where are you?"
"Greetings sir" Said the Rooster general's image appearing from the stone. "Well we're in Toronto. Since we got lost on returning from the under world, we decided to do some sight see..... holy shi...." The transmission broke off as the nuke landed in canadia.

"Erm we've got more where they came from, right 'o' Great Hen" He looked up at his mother smiling

She FacePalm'd in response

Spoiler: Umm...

You do realize were on a planet run by Camine right?

Spoiler: I know

Insanity ftw, She threw it into space. Could easily hit canada (the most hit on country on this thread so far lol well it is canada hmmmmmmmmm)

 

[Sam G]

"Dammit, you stupid chicken... That wasn't badass at all..." Sam muttered. "If it'd been me that stopped the nuke, I would've done it like this..."

"Dammit, we're all gonna die!" Slouch yelled, spinning around and around in a swivelly chair.
"Get a hold of yourself, Mr. President!" Rag ordered, and slapped Slouch across the face.
"Have no fear!" Sam cried, putting on a pair of sunglasses and standing in a really badass pose. "Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do." He reached into his Subspace Bag. "First, I'm gonna grab my spare Subspace Bag." He pulled a second bag out of his bag. "Then, I'm gonna catch the nuke inside it." He jumped into the air, with each of the heroes standing on a piece of scaffolding and propelling him further upwards, ending with the ghost of Sky14Kemea's posting career on this thread grabbing him by the hand and throwing him at the nuke. He opened the bag and caught the nuke inside it. "And then I'm gonna do this." He let go of the bag, equipped a sword so huge and unwieldy it'd take a band of four lesser heroes to carry it, and cut the bag so many times in a single second it reduced itself to nothing at all. Then he landed safely, pulled his shades off and flicked his hair in such a sexy way that all the female characters in the RP orgasmed simultaneously.

"Yeah, that would've been awesome..." Sam murmured wistfully, watching the nuke as it drew closer and closer to Canada.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: GOD DAMN IT!

What in the hell is going on?

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: GOD DAMN IT!

What in the hell is going on?

Spoiler: Well...

Corporate Man tryed to gather the hero's and villans for this big thing he had planned with the contract, but then Sidho stole it and took it to Carminia (Carmine's planet. He and Xandus were defused by CM, and Carmine was shot trough an airlock.), because Carmine, being an actual god, could destroy the contract. However, CM and his contraced hero's and villan's flew to Carminia in the Millenium Falcon, and tryed to take the contract back, fighting both Sidho and Carmine. After CM wiped the floor woth Carmine however, Glenrath summoned hi mother, the Great Hen 9another god), who destroyed the contract, breathed fire on CM, and through him into space.

WHile flying through space however, CM put on a headseat mic and remote controlled the Milenium Falcon, and order it to nuke the hero's and villans from orbit, and to pick him up. Glenraths mother however grabbed the nuke, and through it into space, towards Canada.

Right now, CM is making hi get away, while the hero's and villans are still on Carminia. Carmine is still alive by the way despite currently bathing on lava, in case their were any doubts.

Spoiler: Right...

I think it's time for a break from this... Someone give me a heads up when the next arc starts.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan looked at Glenrath he dashed in to him and said
God F****ing D***** you B******, I could have taken the contract and ended this whole problem now what do we do

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: GOD DAMN IT!

What in the hell is going on?

Spoiler: Well...

Corporate Man tryed to gather the hero's and villans for this big thing he had planned with the contract, but then Sidho stole it and took it to Carminia (Carmine's planet. He and Xandus were defused by CM, and Carmine was shot trough an airlock.), because Carmine, being an actual god, could destroy the contract. However, CM and his contraced hero's and villan's flew to Carminia in the Millenium Falcon, and tryed to take the contract back, fighting both Sidho and Carmine. After CM wiped the floor woth Carmine however, Glenrath summoned hi mother, the Great Hen 9another god), who destroyed the contract, breathed fire on CM, and through him into space.

WHile flying through space however, CM put on a headseat mic and remote controlled the Milenium Falcon, and order it to nuke the hero's and villans from orbit, and to pick him up. Glenraths mother however grabbed the nuke, and through it into space, towards Canada.

Right now, CM is making hi get away, while the hero's and villans are still on Carminia. Carmine is still alive by the way despite currently bathing on lava, in case their were any doubts.

Spoiler: Right...

I think it's time for a break from this... Someone give me a heads up when the next arc starts.

Spoiler: What?

Whats hard to get?

"Well, now what?" Asked Phil, before kicking a rock that landed in Orgazmo's bum (which he enjoyed with glee)

Suddenly, Carmine bust through the throne room doors, covered in hot lava and said:"We catch the bastard is what! He'll pay for killing those cute kittens when they could have been eaten!"

He pulled out his cell phone, and a few moments later, an entire Imperial Star Destoyer landed infront of the castle.

"Sweet!" Yelled Ram and Xandus in unison, as the hero's, neautral characters, and villans got onboard the ship.

Spoiler: NEW ARC STARTED!

I wonder what it shall be called...

Spoiler: Oh! I got it!

The Space Arc!

Spoiler: OOC

Sweet im an android so i can pretty much shine here

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan activated a homing beacon and called over a massive carrier it dropped down a short range figther which Ryan got into. he began to make contact with the Imperoial star destroyer in ordser to make plans
"This is lieutenant Cyborg Ryan what do you propose to do?"

 

[ajb924]

"FUCK YEA!" Sho said gleefully. "Look at all the buttons to make things shoot other things!"
Sho ran around shooting everything as the ship blasted off. "Hey, you could hurt something!" Ram said
Sho smiled at the thought and continued firing lazer's in every direction. "WOO! Only thing that could make this day better is..." Suddenly a freezer shot out of the ground next to Sho, he opened it to find bottles upon bottles of whisky. "YES!" Sho cried downing a bottle and continuing to shoot.
"This seems.... Unsafe..." Grimm mumbled.
"Wel... I think since Sho has the weapons over there..." Xandus mumbled. "I'll drive!"
"NO." Everyone said at once.
"Oh, can anyone else fly a fucking spaceship?" There was silence. "GOOD. Now, I'm flying. Besides, Sho'll just blow the fuck out of anything in my way. I won't be able to crash!"

 

[Orinon]

as he said that a large rock hit the ship
CyberRyans carrier was above the ship
incame a transmission it said
"Warning you willl be boarded, resistance is futile we have superior weapons and Cliche's"

 

[Orinon]

the lasers all missed due to the fact the gunner was inebriated by the high concentrated alcohol onboard

The aliens on board the ship came in they had plasma guns which disabled the ships electricity due to charged plasma unstable nature.
they're energy swords cut the walls like rice paper. everyone on board had a gun pointed at they're had one of the aliens said "Just give me a reason.
how to get out of the clutches of some Dominant homophobic aliens

Spoiler: OOC

also don't forget the freighter is above Ryan is in a different ship, just so you guys know