The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

Sam fired each crossbow, unfortunately missing both as dual-wielding crossbows is silly and ungainly, and darted towards Sky with a kunai knife in hand. The two clashed blades, and Sam managed to hook Sky's bottle in such a way that both weapons flew out of the wielders' hands. Sam reached into his bag, whipped his arm out and pointed at the now unarmed Sky's throat with... a box of expensive chocolates. Sky squee'ed, grabbed the box and scurried off into a secluded corner where she could consume them undisturbed.
Meanwhile, Vaude was kicking the partially-exploded Narancia, who was quietly whimpering and reflecting on his brief life.

 

[Pm0n3y]

But before Vaude could deliver a finishing blow, Phil crashes through the door of the hut, startling everyone.

"Hey guys, what's up?" He said, his pelvis still shattered in several directions from his previous venture with the Amazon.

He broke his infinity staff in half, and they formed into a pair of crutches. He propped himself up on them, and then faced the heroes.

"So...what i'd miss?" He asked.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh quickly led the group out of their encampment. However, before they could get far, they encountered a large group of vampire dwarves. "SERIOUSLY?!?" Shouted Sidoh. "VAMPIRES?!?"

 

[Orinon]

"Yes" said one of the vampires, his shirt was off and he looked like a twilight vampire
However before they could attack all the teenage amazonian women rushed the Vampires in squealing delight, the group watched as they were dragged away.
"Man who would have thought those crappy vampires would be any good?"

Spoiler: OOC

I'm sorry but that was too good to pass up.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan looked at the claymore strapped to his back it was a fake, he had somehow absorbed the real Soul Edges power but it got Replaced with the fake on his back

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Oh boy, Xandus has the Soul Edge...again..." Phil said unenthusiactically, remembering all the trouble he caused the last time he had the weapon.

"So, you got the Soul Edge. Can we go now? It won't be long before the Amazons find us. And I don't think I can handle another round." He added, signaling towards his dismembered midsection.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan was unsure of what to do
"We have no way of getting off this planet Our spaceships were destroyed remember, unless
He Turned to Glenrath. "We need the contract get your goddess to bring me the pieces trust me , I got a Plan."
Using the pieces of the contract, some tape and the Micro Ink he rewrote the Contract saying anyone who held it may give orders but had to wear the stupidest outfit in the world.
No one can betray the contract so He ordered them to know how fix Space ships, working together a rather ugly ship was created, CybeRyan then absorbed power from the contract and made it say who ever held this contract had to cluck like a chicken for eternity. he then dropped it got in the space ship and waited to take off.

Spoiler: OOC

I know the contract is gone but I think ths works well enough

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan sighed He was hanging on out side the verti-Bird, he wasn't worried however he decided it was time to use Hippalta's crown, but when he tried to absorb it's power a strange thing occurred. His robotic body morphed it looked similar but there were subtle differences, he was slimmer in some areas, he decided the minute he was had something for clothes(Since he doesn't need any for his robotic form) he would regenerate his synthetic skin.
"Anyone got any idea's we need a ship, I could radio the Aliens but They could get stranded on here like us."

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh looked at Ryan in bewilderment. "The fuck are you talking about? ANYWAY! We need to get back to Eris. But this planet has a force field around it." Sidoh looked over his shoulder. "Any ideas?"

 

[Orinon]

"Touche, but will we all fit inside?"

 

[Orinon]

The Plane crashed leaving them in trouble. CybeRyan found a Black t-shirt Camo pants, combat Boots, and a red bandana, but when he grew his synthetic skin, his hair had turned red, and he was a she
DUN DUN DUUUU

"Crap said CybeRiahna she looked at the others, "Don't get any ideas I may be a chick until I get fixed but I am not goinng to do anything......Gross."
"Man he already sounds like a girl whispered Sidho
"I heard that" She snapped

Spoiler: OOC

Yes this is the start of several bad jokes

 

[Orinon]

CyberRiahnna looked at The dwarfs wounds, "You look Hurt but you should be fine If i give you this very sharp and pointy needle." Her arm became a massive syringe.
"And if i don't" said the dwarf "
"you'll die"
"Hmmmm tough choice, will you kiss my ouchies better?"
She rolled her eyes, "Fine."
she jabbed the needle into his arm and gave it a light peck,
"I kissed it better" she said as his wounds healed rapidly

 

[ajb924]

"Sooo... What are we doing?" Sho asked.
"Where the hell have you been while we were being RAPED!?" Phil asked
"Well, I went back to the ship and found out it was destroyed, so I drank all the booze, passed out, and decided to find you guys when I woke up." Sho explained.
"Uh huh.... Well currently we're following a dwarf to get to the other side of a volcano." Ram explained.
"Why not walk around it?" Grimm asked. He was then thrown off the volcano. "YOU GUYS ARE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS! *splat*"
"Is he gonna be ok?" CyberRiahnna asked.
"Eh, don't worry about him. He'll be back in my next post." Sho said shrugging.