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ajb924

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Multi-Kill said:
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"Sooo... What are we doing?" Sho asked.
"Where the hell have you been while we were being RAPED!?" Phil asked
"Well, I went back to the ship and found out it was destroyed, so I drank all the booze, passed out, and decided to find you guys when I woke up." Sho explained.
"Uh huh.... Well currently we're following a dwarf to get to the other side of a volcano." Orgazmo explained.
"Why not walk around it?" Grimm asked. He was then thrown off the volcano. "YOU GUYS ARE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS! *splat*"
"Is he gonna be ok?" CyberRiahnna asked.
"Eh, don't worry about him. He'll be back in my next post." Sho said shrugging.
Orgazmo isn't with the main group of hero's, villan's, and neautral's.
Ugh, I always mess SOMETHING up...
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Orinon

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CybeRihanna pulled out an assault rifle strapped what looked suspiciously like a spartan laser to her back. she tied two sub machine guns to her thighs, and an energy sword(Yes she has a lot of weapons.) "Well lets get to the top of that mountain the old fashioned way, one step at a time." she started hiking the mountains Sidho noticed Sho couldn't keep his eyes off CybeRihanna's ass as she walked up the mountain, "Whoa man are you doing what I think your doing." Sho didn't like being lectured,"Oh leave me alone your ogling her more than I am."
"Hey guys," CybeRihanna called, "You coming or is there a map stitched to the seat of my pants.
"Oh yeah sorry we're coming." they rushed up to Her.
Yes I might have everyone check her out but then this is supposed to be a joke, personally it's partially funny. If I'm taking this too farlet me know
 

Pm0n3y

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Phil sighed as he watched the heroes scale the volcano.

"I wonder if that guy thinks I can walk..." Phil said, facepalming at Rihana's stupidity.

He looked up at the tall mountain before sprouting his blue wings and taking flight. Eventually he passed the heroes and villains asending the mountain.

"While you guys have to worry about slipping and falling to your deaths, I'll be at the top, waiting for y'all. Peace Bitches!" He said, flying past them, clutching his crutches so he wouldn't drop them.
 

Sam G

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"Okay, woah woah woah, hang on a minute, hold up, what fresh hell is this? The heroes and villains are working together again? What's the point of even having seperate teams who hate each other if they're just gonna spend half the time playing tea party together?" Narancia, still bleeding heavily, shook a fist to the air, passed out for a second, woke up again and swayed slightly. "Screw all that to hell! I'm forming my own goddamn team; The uber-villains! And we're gonna reach the top of the mountain before you assholes!!!" Nanancia staggered on ahead of the rest of the group, leaving a trail of blood where he walked.
 

Orinon

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Rhianna's radar detected the lasers, she pulled out what looked like several scouters with mikes attached her was red the others were green, she handed them to the others. "You stay here I'll help Phil." she slung up her rifle and pulled out the smgs she activated her Anti-Grav boots and flew up to stop the dwarfs..
Sidoh was watching her with his scouter
"what are you doing?' asked Sam
" Dude you can check out her ass with this thing!"
Yeah I went there, This is my last check out her ass joke though I promise
"What? I got to see this." he used the scouter which magnified Rhianna, after some fiddling he was zoomed in on her ass, the quality was incredible.
"Holy crap this is awesome."
 

Sam G

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Narancia came staggering back into view. "After much careful consideration, I've decided to offer Maddawg, Xandus, Sho, Grimm, that one girl from a while back and any other villains I may have missed a chance to join my uber-villain team."
"Why is it that you're doing this?" Sam asked, not taking his eyes away from the scouter.
"Just out of the kindness of my heart." Narancia replied.
"So it doesn't have anything to do with the midget currently holding a knife in your back?" Xandus inquired, pointing at the dwarf attached to Narancia's spine.
"What? Oh, this? Honestly, I didn't even notice," Narancia lied, vomiting from the pain.
 

ajb924

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"Hooray! This promises plot advancement!" Sho said happily. "I'll join. So will Grimm."
"I didn't say that..." Grimm mumbled.
"I'll be DAMNED if the heroes get my punching bag!" Sho said. Stabbing Grimm in the face.
 

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Sam G said:
Narancia came staggering back into view. "After much careful consideration, I've decided to offer Maddawg, Xandus, Sho, Grimm, that one girl from a while back and any other villains I may have missed a chance to join my uber-villain team."
"Why is it that you're doing this?" Sam asked, not taking his eyes away from the scouter.
"Just out of the kindness of my heart." Narancia replied.
"So it doesn't have anything to do with the midget currently holding a knife in your back?" Xandus inquired, pointing at the dwarf attached to Narancia's spine.
"What? Oh, this? Honestly, I didn't even notice," Narancia lied, vomiting from the pain.
"Very well" said CybeRhianna "I'm in besides this may be fun."
 

Pm0n3y

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Phil raised a eyebrow at the android's choice.

"You're evil now eh? Well then, Now I don't have to hold back anymore!" He said, rushing into the android.

As the dwarfs open fired on Phil and Rhianna, Phil grabbed the robot, and used it as a shield from the various lasers being shot at him.
 

Orinon

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"Oh and by The way." said CybeRhianna as she sot Phil in the wings, "Don't ever try to do that agian, or i'll make you, a fallen angel.'
she then landed next to Sho and grimm, Grimmm was getting beat up.
"Wanna use my Laser Gun?" asked CybeRhiannn, "Love to." answered Sho with a smile he aimed at Grimm who was nervously wondering what to do.
 

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"Well," Said Sidoh, "I've been TRYING to go home and end this stupid arc, but all these fucking force fields have stopped me!" Sidoh pressed a button on his keychain, and the force field deactivated. "Now," He said, "I'm going to end this arc once and for all."
 

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"Well," Said Sidoh, "I think it's time to escape. VIA MASS EFFECT FIELD!" Sidoh then thrusted his body forward, and was instantly transported back to heaven
 

Sam G

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Spacerpg said:
Sidoh looked at the Hypnotoad. "HA!" He shouted. "I am a neutral character, and therefore invulnerable to hypnotization!" Sidoh then, in a desperate attempt to escape this Space Ark, pressed a button on his keychain, causing the entire planet to explode into a buncha teeny weeny itty bitty bits.
By planet do you mean Pluto, or the one which all the heroes, villains and Sidoh are on? In the case of the latter, wouldn't we all be killed in the massive fiery explosion, unless we were unlucky enough to survive, in which case the pressure of an atmosphereless space would pop our skulls over the course of the most painful minute of our lives?