Sidoh smiled as he put each photocopy of his Note into a teleporter, to teleport them to parts unknown. "Muahahaha." Said Sidoh. "I love havoc."
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Glenrath stood on top of the heroes ship, raised a wing an commanded the worm to halt. It stoped eating the ship, it then coughed it back out.
Glen then jumped onto the back of the beast and began to ride it upwards into space.
Cmon He mouthed to the heroes in the ship.
"How does he keep doing this crazy shit?" asked Ram
"Well he is a mage-chicken....?" said sam adding a shrug.
"We can't complain, HE FIXED MY PELVIS!" Said Phil grinning.
Glen then jumped onto the back of the beast and began to ride it upwards into space.
Cmon He mouthed to the heroes in the ship.
"How does he keep doing this crazy shit?" asked Ram
"Well he is a mage-chicken....?" said sam adding a shrug.
"We can't complain, HE FIXED MY PELVIS!" Said Phil grinning.
"Hey, asshole-flavoured jerks!" Narancia yelled, standing on the roof of the Covenant ship since apparently basic Astral Physics don't apply in the AA universe. "Prepare to be murdered!" On his command, all of the villainous ships merged into a big-ass transformer robot thing. Narancia hopped back inside the ship and reached for the controls when a hand stopped him.
"Now seems like as good a time as any for me to regain leadership of the villains," Maddawg said, impaling Nanancia through the shoulder with his chainsaw staff.
"Yeah, I was wondering when you'd get around to doing that... So, where does that leave me? Am I, like, second-in-command or something?"
"Nah, allow me to demonstrate where you stand." Maddawg pulled a chart out of his villainous pocket and held it up for Narancia to see. "Here at the top we've got me. Then slightly below that is Xandus, and then there's Sho, then any minor villains who posted here a couple of times then forgot about it, then that cyborg transvestite with awful grammar, and then we have this sack of rhinoceros crap-" Maddawg hoisted the sack over his shoulder so everyone could see. "-And then there's Grimm, and then there's you."
"Ah. Right."
"Now seems like as good a time as any for me to regain leadership of the villains," Maddawg said, impaling Nanancia through the shoulder with his chainsaw staff.
"Yeah, I was wondering when you'd get around to doing that... So, where does that leave me? Am I, like, second-in-command or something?"
"Nah, allow me to demonstrate where you stand." Maddawg pulled a chart out of his villainous pocket and held it up for Narancia to see. "Here at the top we've got me. Then slightly below that is Xandus, and then there's Sho, then any minor villains who posted here a couple of times then forgot about it, then that cyborg transvestite with awful grammar, and then we have this sack of rhinoceros crap-" Maddawg hoisted the sack over his shoulder so everyone could see. "-And then there's Grimm, and then there's you."
"Ah. Right."
"OH MY FREAKING GOD! Cmon space-worm! Lets killed these motherfuckers, then order some chinese food" Yelled Glenrath.
"Hell yeah foo!" Said the slug.
"What? Mr T?" Asked Glenrath looking at the massive slug, a bit confused.
"Yeah foo, you think i was just gonna do WoW and snickers adverts for the rest of my life?"
"I geuss not, but how come your a space slug?"
"I'll explain that later, right now, lets fight some Foo's!" Yelled Mr T, Charging with Glen on his back.
"Hell yeah foo!" Said the slug.
"What? Mr T?" Asked Glenrath looking at the massive slug, a bit confused.
"Yeah foo, you think i was just gonna do WoW and snickers adverts for the rest of my life?"
"I geuss not, but how come your a space slug?"
"I'll explain that later, right now, lets fight some Foo's!" Yelled Mr T, Charging with Glen on his back.
CybeRhinanna armed one of the Transformers cannon (Being an android she knew what she was doing,
"We have a giant worm coming at us therefore we will use what all worms fear."
"A Big Bird?"
"A Giant Moles?"
"Another Big Bird?"
"No, none of those," as the canon armed a grapple, ?We will use a massive fishing hook."
"Now if you excuse me I need to change, these combats aren't my size."
Glenrath rode Mr. T But as the Massive Fishing Hook shot towards them, the worm Panicked,
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. I'm GTFO (Getting The Fuck Out."
The worm wiggled its way to a far away galaxy Glenrath jumped off before it went to light speed (Yes the worm can go to light speed when it's scared shit less).
No one was impressed by Glenrath's failure.
Meanwhile the villains were evilly laughing as the heroes thought of how to get out of the mess they had gotten into
"We have a giant worm coming at us therefore we will use what all worms fear."
"A Big Bird?"
"A Giant Moles?"
"Another Big Bird?"
"No, none of those," as the canon armed a grapple, ?We will use a massive fishing hook."
"Now if you excuse me I need to change, these combats aren't my size."
Glenrath rode Mr. T But as the Massive Fishing Hook shot towards them, the worm Panicked,
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. I'm GTFO (Getting The Fuck Out."
The worm wiggled its way to a far away galaxy Glenrath jumped off before it went to light speed (Yes the worm can go to light speed when it's scared shit less).
No one was impressed by Glenrath's failure.
Meanwhile the villains were evilly laughing as the heroes thought of how to get out of the mess they had gotten into
Orinon said:
Well that was unbelievably gay, talk about shooting down someone's post. Mr T wouldn't run away. gawd you annoy me. well 2 can play at this
But that was not all. The plasma somehow caused a black - hole and sucked Orinon into it. He landed on the otherside into a room of nothing but pink.
"What the fuck?" He said, his voice sounded like he was gobbling scrotum as he spoke.
The walls then began to move and melded into Orgazmos, thousands of them. He was then hoisted onto a sex-swing and viciously sodomised.
The Orgazmos laughed with sexual glee as they filled the Orinon full of their super come.
Meanwhile, in space
"HAHAHAHA Don't fuck with me, *****!" Yelled Glen. "I'm a mage chicken ************, FUCK YOU"
Have we learnt a valuable lesson? don't shoot down people's posts like a fanny, ight?
Well that was unbelievably gay, talk about shooting down someone's post. Mr T wouldn't run away. gawd you annoy me. well 2 can play at this
But that was not all. The plasma somehow caused a black - hole and sucked Orinon into it. He landed on the otherside into a room of nothing but pink.
"What the fuck?" He said, his voice sounded like he was gobbling scrotum as he spoke.
The walls then began to move and melded into Orgazmos, thousands of them. He was then hoisted onto a sex-swing and viciously sodomised.
The Orgazmos laughed with sexual glee as they filled the Orinon full of their super come.
Ok just because you don't like what I posted Doesn't mean you can just reverse it, Look I may act a little annoying but this is, well its just plain offensive. So I'm tempted to ignore your post, since you didn't advance the plot, but I'm going to ask how the others feel, should we ignore his post or is CybeRhiannna to be raped by 1000 Orgazmos
One day, many years ago, it was written that when eight Death Notes come together, that something incredible would happen. Then, the paper that this was written on was stolen by John Cena, hidden by John Cena, eaten by a hungry hungry hippo, violently jerked out of a hungry hungry hippo's mouth by Steven Seagal, read by Steven Seagal, exploded, unexploded, and landed near the feet of a Death God.
This Death God was Sidoh Spacerpiji.
Now, Sidoh already had one Death Note, but was desperate to gather all seven. He fought for them. First, he defeated The Nostalgia Critic disguised as The Angry Video Game Nerd, and took his Death Note. Then, he defeated Darth Celyous, and took his Death Note. Then, he thought. What if I just photocopied a bunch of Death Notes, gave them to all the heroes and villans, and collected them, adding fun to collecting the notes?
So he did.
Suddenly a Death Note appeared in Sam G, Xandus, and Ramthundar's hands (Or hooves).
This Death God was Sidoh Spacerpiji.
Now, Sidoh already had one Death Note, but was desperate to gather all seven. He fought for them. First, he defeated The Nostalgia Critic disguised as The Angry Video Game Nerd, and took his Death Note. Then, he defeated Darth Celyous, and took his Death Note. Then, he thought. What if I just photocopied a bunch of Death Notes, gave them to all the heroes and villans, and collected them, adding fun to collecting the notes?
So he did.
Suddenly a Death Note appeared in Sam G, Xandus, and Ramthundar's hands (Or hooves).
"Yup." Said Sidoh, appearing out of nowhere to answer Xandus' question. "By the by, have you ever heard The Legend Of The Death Note? It's in my last post."
"Oh, wow, a Death Note!" Sam probably should have sounded more surprised, bearing in mind an artefact of immeasurable power had just materialized in his hands, but as a matter of fact he'd come to expect things like this. "I should probably keep this somewhere safe..." He tossed the note into his bag, then got back to the more immediate matter at hand. "ZETTA STRIKER, HENSHIIIIIN!" Sam yelled, and started hammering the controls of the spaceship madly. All of a sudden, the ship transformed in a sequence much more impressive than the villains' transformation, with explosions and bright colours and engrish a-plenty, until finally we were left with the most badass-looking thing anyone could possibly imagine. Go on, imagine it. The most badass thing ever. That's what Sam's piloting right now.
So, yeah, anyway, the badass thing pointed it's epic laser-nuke at the villains' robot, which was also pretty badass, but not quite as badass as the heroes' one, and the two badass robots clashed! (Badassly)
"Sure, I could just wipe 'em all out with the Death Note, but where's the fun in that?" Sam muttered to himself, dodging heavy laser fire and returning fire with a crotch-mounted missile launcher (guess who that's piloted by).
So, yeah, anyway, the badass thing pointed it's epic laser-nuke at the villains' robot, which was also pretty badass, but not quite as badass as the heroes' one, and the two badass robots clashed! (Badassly)
"Sure, I could just wipe 'em all out with the Death Note, but where's the fun in that?" Sam muttered to himself, dodging heavy laser fire and returning fire with a crotch-mounted missile launcher (guess who that's piloted by).
Infinity Man finally reached the source of all the commotion. "A blobfish, an anime guy, a pink dude, a chicken, a Sith Lord, and a Death Knight? The Hell?"
He swooped down to the anime guy. "Say, you wouldn't happen to know what's going on, would you?"
He swooped down to the anime guy. "Say, you wouldn't happen to know what's going on, would you?"
"Giant mecha battle," Sam replied simply. "You might want to move out of the way, there's stray missiles composed of pure awesome flying left, right and center." He opened a hatch in the roof of the good guys' mech for Infinity Man to enter through. And then he started to suffocate, since realistically he knew he should.