The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Exactly." Ram said, but with a little worry in his tone. He didn't have any magic for flying or teleporting. And he didn't think a portal would conviniently appear for them. "Unless..."
"Unless what? Why did you just stand there,for a minute?" Splazor Cat asked.
"Sorry, little inner-monolouge going. But I know how we can get out of here. We just need a deus ex machina!"
"Unless what? Why did you just stand there,for a minute?" Splazor Cat asked.
"Sorry, little inner-monolouge going. But I know how we can get out of here. We just need a deus ex machina!"
Don't worry, mate. I made a new rule a while back saying you don't have to use you avatar as your character. Just try making a wacky and interesting character, like Daye did!
The heroes wandered to find this Deus Ex machina.
After a quick walk, they encountered a mass of people standing around a preacher. "Who's that?" Ram asked. "That's the Deus Ex representive" a Guilty Bystander asnwere
They stuck around to listen to his speech
"... That is what you must cherish! That is what you must worship. People who make sense. They are the true root of all good. And I am among them. I am a sense-maker! I make sense of what you can not! Wich is why you should worship me!"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the fence-makers. Those who make fences of what non other can" Splazor replied
"Hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's nothing big about being a fence-maker. My father was one .. Wait .. That's not good"
The Deus Ex representive looked at the newcomers. "You fools! I said you should worship the sense-makers. Those who make sense where no one can see it"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the lense-makers. Those who make lenses for those who can't see it" Splazor replied
"hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's no big deal about making lenses for people who have bad sight. And what you mean by 'it'? Wait .. I don't want to know
The Deus Ex representive still looked at the newcomers. "You fools! I said you should worship the sense-makers. Those who have quality has an ability"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the Benz-makers. Those who apply quality to their creations" Splazor replied
"Hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's nothing fancy about making quality cars. My mother joined Benz right before they had to be bought by Mercedes .... Wait .. Crap."
"I've had it!" the Deus Ex representive said. And with that, all the cars in the street transformed into robots, and they started shooting lazor towards the heroes. "What's up with all the transformer stuff?" Ram asked. "I told you .. Good access to Japan" Sam answered before Splazor Cat started laughing to himself "lazor .. He he"
After a quick walk, they encountered a mass of people standing around a preacher. "Who's that?" Ram asked. "That's the Deus Ex representive" a Guilty Bystander asnwere
They stuck around to listen to his speech
"... That is what you must cherish! That is what you must worship. People who make sense. They are the true root of all good. And I am among them. I am a sense-maker! I make sense of what you can not! Wich is why you should worship me!"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the fence-makers. Those who make fences of what non other can" Splazor replied
"Hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's nothing big about being a fence-maker. My father was one .. Wait .. That's not good"
The Deus Ex representive looked at the newcomers. "You fools! I said you should worship the sense-makers. Those who make sense where no one can see it"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the lense-makers. Those who make lenses for those who can't see it" Splazor replied
"hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's no big deal about making lenses for people who have bad sight. And what you mean by 'it'? Wait .. I don't want to know
The Deus Ex representive still looked at the newcomers. "You fools! I said you should worship the sense-makers. Those who have quality has an ability"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the Benz-makers. Those who apply quality to their creations" Splazor replied
"Hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's nothing fancy about making quality cars. My mother joined Benz right before they had to be bought by Mercedes .... Wait .. Crap."
"I've had it!" the Deus Ex representive said. And with that, all the cars in the street transformed into robots, and they started shooting lazor towards the heroes. "What's up with all the transformer stuff?" Ram asked. "I told you .. Good access to Japan" Sam answered before Splazor Cat started laughing to himself "lazor .. He he"
"Psst, hey Ram! Ya! Over here!" whispered the talking bush, "Come here, I got something you might like!"
Ram walked over to the bush and looked around, "Who the hell said that?" he asked, "Hello? Anyone there??"
"Right here dumbass! The bush stupid!"
Ram looked down at Talking Bush,
"Uhhhh... you're a bush? And you can talk?"
"Damn straight! You need some help taking down those villains?"
Ram walked over to the bush and looked around, "Who the hell said that?" he asked, "Hello? Anyone there??"
"Right here dumbass! The bush stupid!"
Ram looked down at Talking Bush,
"Uhhhh... you're a bush? And you can talk?"
"Damn straight! You need some help taking down those villains?"
Talking Bush!!
"Now destroy the infedels my robtic followers. Destroy them and make them feel the wrath of the sense-makers." As the Transfromers batteled the heroes a man in a white cloak approached the representive. "Mayrlnn Mansion?" Said the Man. "Yes that is my name. Who are You?" "I am an Assaian. I have come to ask you one simple question if I do not get the anwser I want I will kill you." The representive takes a large gulp "W-w-what is the question?" "Where can I find one of those transformers? If I had one of those I would never have to worry about another annoying begger ever again." The preacher lets out a sigh of relif "In that case you can find them all over Japan." "Awww Japan I was going to go to Barcolona. Hang on let me check my schedule. Let's see after Spain I head over to london for a dance with the Queen,Washington D.C for the presidential ball and I guess I could squeeze in Tokyo on my way back. Now before I go I must follow the 4th rule of my creed. Unfortuantly if I told you I would have to kill you. But here you can read about it in our phanplet." The Preacher grabs the phanplet and scans down the rules of the creed until he reached number 4. "Thouh shall always stab them with the Pointy side. Pointy side of Wh-" The preacher had gotten his anwser. A sharp hidden blade had pierced his chest and the assaisn dissepeared.
"Sure mister magical Bush! But how can you possible help me?" Ram asked the strange bush, trying his hardest not to feast on it's delectable leaves.
"Oh, um. well...maybe you can control the power of nature? You know, using your branches and green, shiny...juicy, suculant leaves." Ram sighed, drool forming on his snout.
"Psh! I wish! Tried that already, I can't really do much... Oh!!! I can do this!" The Talking Bush shook and 5 berry grew on his leaves, "Tadaa!!!"
"Wow... thats it? Thats pretty pathetic Mr Bush." Ram ate some of the berries, "MMmm! These are tasty! Ever eaten one before?"
The Talking Bush popped a berry in his mouth, and began growing. He grew and grew until he was a mighty Evergreen Tree, standing at 30 stories high.
"COOL!" he bellowed.
"Wow... thats it? Thats pretty pathetic Mr Bush." Ram ate some of the berries, "MMmm! These are tasty! Ever eaten one before?"
The Talking Bush popped a berry in his mouth, and began growing. He grew and grew until he was a mighty Evergreen Tree, standing at 30 stories high.
"COOL!" he bellowed.
"Alright, Mr.Evergeen! Take down those giant robots! in disguise!" cried Ram. As the giant tree made swipes at the robots, Ram charged their legs with a mighty head-butt.
HOLY SHIT!! bellowed Talking Evergreen Tree, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THOSE ROBOTS!!
Talking Evergreen Tree ran at the robots, he picked two up and smashed them together. Using his roots, he crushed one of the robots.
One robot however, was rather cunning, he snuck behind the tree and cut the roots holding him down.
WHAT THE- TTTIIMMMMBBBEEERRRR!! he roared as he fell to the ground, crushing some of the robots.
GREAT, WHAT DO I DO NOW? asked Talking Evergreen Tree, face down on the ground.
Talking Evergreen Tree ran at the robots, he picked two up and smashed them together. Using his roots, he crushed one of the robots.
One robot however, was rather cunning, he snuck behind the tree and cut the roots holding him down.
WHAT THE- TTTIIMMMMBBBEEERRRR!! he roared as he fell to the ground, crushing some of the robots.
GREAT, WHAT DO I DO NOW? asked Talking Evergreen Tree, face down on the ground.
"Do a barrel roll!" cried Ram, and he rammed into another robot's legs. This one fell right on top of a school. "Woo! Schools out!" cried the happy Isrealie children, but were then crushed by another falling robot.
I'm going to be out for a while. I'm going to do some massive catch-up on my TF2 playing. Hopefully I'll get some of these fancy items you kids seem to be raging over. Tata for now!
Then more children came cheering about school being over.
"No!" a random man came screaming - he seemed like a teacher
"No! Just because school's over doesn't mean you should go to work. You should go to college!"
"What if I don't want to" Splazor replied
"Bah! Just go to fucking college, allright?"
"Wait .. Is that some kind of sex-education?" Ram asked "if so, tell me where to sign up!"
before the man could answer he was crushed by a big robot
"Hold on a god damn minute, guys!" there was a big robot standing above the Sense-maker's dead body "Look! Our leader is dead. Why are we still fighting his cause?"
"He's right" there was mumbling among the suvriving robots "He's dead" "I did not notice that" "Who do I fight for then?" "I'm hungry" "No you're not hungarian, you're Japanese!" " Where can I grab a smoke? I'm really dying for one" "Hey, it'll be a party at my place later. Anyone up for it?"
"Shush again!" the robot cried while standing in a heroical pose "I say we make new friends" "Yay! Friends!" a bunch of children gathered around the robot cheering "Hey. Aren't you kids supposed to be cheering for my speeches?" Ram asked confused "Screw you, man. You just dissapoint"
"Shush for the third time!" the robot cried while posing even more heroically
"Yay! Shu- Oh .." the kid silenced himself as soon as he realised his mistake
"I say we go to a café and talk with our new friends" "But sir! There's too far to the closest café!" "Well" the robot in charge responded "I say we ride the ram" "Yay! Ride the ram!" the children rooted "oh hell no!" Ram started running, following signs to find the nearest café "Follow him!" "Yay! Follow!" the children cheered, following the robots following ram.
"Heh .. Ride ram ... Funny ..." Splazor cat said before following the others
"Wait! Wait, guys!" the tree said without knowing they were gone. "psst! Barrel roll" "Good idea" and with that, the tree followed the heroes, robots and children
"No!" a random man came screaming - he seemed like a teacher
"No! Just because school's over doesn't mean you should go to work. You should go to college!"
"What if I don't want to" Splazor replied
"Bah! Just go to fucking college, allright?"
"Wait .. Is that some kind of sex-education?" Ram asked "if so, tell me where to sign up!"
before the man could answer he was crushed by a big robot
"Hold on a god damn minute, guys!" there was a big robot standing above the Sense-maker's dead body "Look! Our leader is dead. Why are we still fighting his cause?"
"He's right" there was mumbling among the suvriving robots "He's dead" "I did not notice that" "Who do I fight for then?" "I'm hungry" "No you're not hungarian, you're Japanese!" " Where can I grab a smoke? I'm really dying for one" "Hey, it'll be a party at my place later. Anyone up for it?"
"Shush again!" the robot cried while standing in a heroical pose "I say we make new friends" "Yay! Friends!" a bunch of children gathered around the robot cheering "Hey. Aren't you kids supposed to be cheering for my speeches?" Ram asked confused "Screw you, man. You just dissapoint"
"Shush for the third time!" the robot cried while posing even more heroically
"Yay! Shu- Oh .." the kid silenced himself as soon as he realised his mistake
"I say we go to a café and talk with our new friends" "But sir! There's too far to the closest café!" "Well" the robot in charge responded "I say we ride the ram" "Yay! Ride the ram!" the children rooted "oh hell no!" Ram started running, following signs to find the nearest café "Follow him!" "Yay! Follow!" the children cheered, following the robots following ram.
"Heh .. Ride ram ... Funny ..." Splazor cat said before following the others
"Wait! Wait, guys!" the tree said without knowing they were gone. "psst! Barrel roll" "Good idea" and with that, the tree followed the heroes, robots and children
I LOVE BEING AN EVERGREEN TREE!! I AM SO BIG AND MIGHTY AND-
The Talking Evergreen Tree began slowly shrinking, he shrank and shrank until he was a bush again.
"HHmmm... well this sucks! Oh well, sometimes smaller is better anywho! I will eat some more berries later, for now, I could go for a latte!"
He caught up to the group and ran with them.
The Talking Evergreen Tree began slowly shrinking, he shrank and shrank until he was a bush again.
"HHmmm... well this sucks! Oh well, sometimes smaller is better anywho! I will eat some more berries later, for now, I could go for a latte!"
He caught up to the group and ran with them.
As the bush was running to catch up with the group he began feeling water sprinkle on top of.
"What the is it raining?" He looked up but saw no clouds he looked behind him and saw that a man was giving him a golden shower. "OH MY GOD! STOP URINATING ON ME RIGHT NOW!" All of the sudden he began to grow more arms and legs until he had 12 total limbs,6 legs and 6 arms. With his new arms he grab the man and began beating the shit out of him. Once the man layed in a pile of his own blood and then ran off to catch up with his friends.
"What the is it raining?" He looked up but saw no clouds he looked behind him and saw that a man was giving him a golden shower. "OH MY GOD! STOP URINATING ON ME RIGHT NOW!" All of the sudden he began to grow more arms and legs until he had 12 total limbs,6 legs and 6 arms. With his new arms he grab the man and began beating the shit out of him. Once the man layed in a pile of his own blood and then ran off to catch up with his friends.
"That...is a good question." Ram said, while settling down to his Daffodile and Rum. "Let's just wait for something completely random to happen, thus giving us more wonderful adventures that will teach us the morals of life!"
The whole room looked at Ram. A few began to draw weapons from hidden places.
"...OR we can can piss-ass drunk and do some crazy shit till we get arrested!"
This got a quiet a few cheers. Everyone settled down for a good time.
The whole room looked at Ram. A few began to draw weapons from hidden places.
"...OR we can can piss-ass drunk and do some crazy shit till we get arrested!"
This got a quiet a few cheers. Everyone settled down for a good time.
The cafe turned into a warzone of druken animals,Bushes,and school children. In the morning Ram found himself in a strange bedroom "Where am I" He looked next to him and saw a fat cow (Literally). He gave an unaudible screamed and yelled "WHYYYYYYY!!". Sam the paladin woke upwearing a sailor suit and was on a giant chinese fishing boat. "Oh my god not again!"
The bush found himself in a cramped cupboared. "Where am i?" He opened the Cupboard and found himself inside a Apratment surronded with paintings. "You." Said the new york painter. "Your the one from the painting." The painter then took out a big painting. "That's suppose to be me it's just a big Green blob."
Splazor cat woke up somehwere in Spain. He stepped out of an ally and looked at his left leg. He saw a tatto that said I (Heart) Sandy. "Who the fuck is sandy" Said Splazor cat.
The bush found himself in a cramped cupboared. "Where am i?" He opened the Cupboard and found himself inside a Apratment surronded with paintings. "You." Said the new york painter. "Your the one from the painting." The painter then took out a big painting. "That's suppose to be me it's just a big Green blob."
Splazor cat woke up somehwere in Spain. He stepped out of an ally and looked at his left leg. He saw a tatto that said I (Heart) Sandy. "Who the fuck is sandy" Said Splazor cat.
Samii the cow woke up to a horrible shreek. "What's wrong, what happened? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!" the confused cow aked the ram screaming next to her.
"AHHHHI WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU AHHHH!!!""" Ram continued so scream.
"So?" the cow asked.
"AHHHH...UM....IDK, I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD SCREAM!AHHH!!"
Ram quieted down. "So, who are you then, and how'd you get here?"
"So?" the cow asked.
"AHHHH...UM....IDK, I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD SCREAM!AHHH!!"
Ram quieted down. "So, who are you then, and how'd you get here?"