The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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All of the suddent a large vortex appeared from behind the monsters. The powerful monsters were sucked into the vortex,which then closed behind them. Where the hundred of monsters stood now only 1 Human reamined. The man had a hood on and his face could not be seen.
"That jerk stole my kills now I'm pissed." SHOO DA WHOOP! Laser cat fired his most powerful laser at the man who made no effort to move. Laser cat smiled as the shot him directly. The location where the laser hit left nothing. "Ha no one kills my monsters." "I wouldn't be so happy laser cat" said the Paladin as he pointed up. The man floated high in the air motionless, just staring at them. The man floated down to the ground. He turned around and then walked away. "HEY WAIT!" said the ram the man turned the corner and Ram followed him. Ram turned the corner and was shocked to find the man had vanished.
"That jerk stole my kills now I'm pissed." SHOO DA WHOOP! Laser cat fired his most powerful laser at the man who made no effort to move. Laser cat smiled as the shot him directly. The location where the laser hit left nothing. "Ha no one kills my monsters." "I wouldn't be so happy laser cat" said the Paladin as he pointed up. The man floated high in the air motionless, just staring at them. The man floated down to the ground. He turned around and then walked away. "HEY WAIT!" said the ram the man turned the corner and Ram followed him. Ram turned the corner and was shocked to find the man had vanished.
"Um...okay then." Ram said, a little confused. Not only had his quest been blown up and sucked into a vortex, but he saw a man disapear behind a corner in the middle of nowhere.
"We'll just try the next cave, then. And now blowing it up this time!"
"Ah, spoils-sport." Splazor Cat mumbled.
"We'll just try the next cave, then. And now blowing it up this time!"
"Ah, spoils-sport." Splazor Cat mumbled.
"Hmmm...I smell communism!!!" said the Paladin as he stroked his chiseled American-type chin. The group approached the next cave when a representative of the Paladin's arch-enemy, the Communist Collective, appeared.
"Take aim my comrades."Said the leader of the CC. "Kill the capitlist pigs" The CC took aim at our heroes with there weapons. "Hey look over there."
Naturally the CC turned around. They saw a note on the ground and picked it up. The note read "This is meant to be a distraction while we do something very bad to you. Just continue reading this message until we are finished............ Okay were done." The CCs turned around to find the heroes fleeing. "After them!" The soliders began to chase after them but soon tripped. They looked back to see what tripped and they were Horified at what they saw. THERE SHOELACES WERE TIED TOGETHER!!! "Curse you pigs curse you! Oh well I'm sure we will win the space race."
Naturally the CC turned around. They saw a note on the ground and picked it up. The note read "This is meant to be a distraction while we do something very bad to you. Just continue reading this message until we are finished............ Okay were done." The CCs turned around to find the heroes fleeing. "After them!" The soliders began to chase after them but soon tripped. They looked back to see what tripped and they were Horified at what they saw. THERE SHOELACES WERE TIED TOGETHER!!! "Curse you pigs curse you! Oh well I'm sure we will win the space race."
As the heroes ran from the Communist Collective, they saw another cave, and decided to try their luck there. They found 13 mirrors, with several children that looked to be a little over a year old. As they entered the cavern, the babies smashed the looking glasses. 7 horrendous spirits flew out of each and attacked the heroes.
The spirits gibbered and swooped through the heroes. Was this their end?
The spirits gibbered and swooped through the heroes. Was this their end?
"Hahah, stop! That tickles!" giggled Ram, as another spirit passed through him.
"Don't worry, Ram, I'll get those sacks of spirit shit some of my Lazors! SHOO DA---
"NO! You fool! If you blast in here, the whole place will collapse on us!" cried American Paladin, clamping the cat's mouth shut.
"Yeah, besides, these things are harmless! They pass right through us." Ram said, holding in his laughter as yet another spirit passed through.
"Well, that could be dangerous. Who knows what those things have been through?!" cried Splazor Cat, eyeing the ghosts. "They might be leaving dirt or something in your esophagus! And we all know what that will do."
"No,seriously, nothing to worry about. These spirits have almost have no power in the mortal realm. Heck, the only thing that they can do is pick up things that way less then half a gram! What are they going to do, chuck pebbles in our eyes."
"That," American Paladin said, "Or create a vortex of deadly glass shards able to rip into soft flesh, tearing an unprotected animal to shreds."
"Yeah, and where are they going to find glass in the middle of....oh." Ram turned to see 3 spinning cyclones of glass, all slowly coming toward the heroes.
"...Who you going to call?" Splazor Cat said while backing away from the spirits.
"Don't worry, Ram, I'll get those sacks of spirit shit some of my Lazors! SHOO DA---
"NO! You fool! If you blast in here, the whole place will collapse on us!" cried American Paladin, clamping the cat's mouth shut.
"Yeah, besides, these things are harmless! They pass right through us." Ram said, holding in his laughter as yet another spirit passed through.
"Well, that could be dangerous. Who knows what those things have been through?!" cried Splazor Cat, eyeing the ghosts. "They might be leaving dirt or something in your esophagus! And we all know what that will do."
"No,seriously, nothing to worry about. These spirits have almost have no power in the mortal realm. Heck, the only thing that they can do is pick up things that way less then half a gram! What are they going to do, chuck pebbles in our eyes."
"That," American Paladin said, "Or create a vortex of deadly glass shards able to rip into soft flesh, tearing an unprotected animal to shreds."
"Yeah, and where are they going to find glass in the middle of....oh." Ram turned to see 3 spinning cyclones of glass, all slowly coming toward the heroes.
"...Who you going to call?" Splazor Cat said while backing away from the spirits.
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Maddawg was in the science bay of Nexus watching the test site for the new super weapon. The Locust released some of the captive Cogs and gave them some of the most powerful weapons. The cogs were armed with A boomshot,A Mulcher,A Hammer Of Dawn, and A Jukebox that was playing the cole train Rap.
"Release the weapon". The giant gate at the either side of the area opened up and a huge monstrosity rushed out and attacked the cogs. They did not even have enough time to start the Jukebox and were rip to pieces. The Beast then returned to his cage and it closed behind it.
Unfortunatly Maddawg blinked and did not even see the beast before it was gone. He looked over at Gordon who was at his side. "Keep this up and I think you'll be getting a 2nd Gravity Gun.
"Release the weapon". The giant gate at the either side of the area opened up and a huge monstrosity rushed out and attacked the cogs. They did not even have enough time to start the Jukebox and were rip to pieces. The Beast then returned to his cage and it closed behind it.
Unfortunatly Maddawg blinked and did not even see the beast before it was gone. He looked over at Gordon who was at his side. "Keep this up and I think you'll be getting a 2nd Gravity Gun.
"All right, since everyone else seems a little shy to dive in first, I'll do the honors!" Ram cried, and promtly did a head-butt dive right into one of the swirling cyclones of glass.
Twenty seconds of screaming and blood-shed later...
"All right, bad idea. Someone else give it try."
Twenty seconds of screaming and blood-shed later...
"All right, bad idea. Someone else give it try."
The American Paladin shuddered. "I...I'm changing...GRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! In America!" The cracks of his suit of armor glowed and then burned with an internal glow. His armor flew off, revealing his badass hat and suit. The glow of America burned out of him with eternal glory. The spirits stopped their motion at the power of it and the glass fell to the cave's floor. The American Paladin, now also known as Uncle Sam, looked at them and they melted together to form a solid sheet of tempered glass under the blowtorch of his pure Americanism. The spirits fled in terror, their only strategy rendered useless.
The glow of America died down some, but not entirely, and it never would go away. He didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning. He was simply the conduit of pure America.
The glow of America died down some, but not entirely, and it never would go away. He didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning. He was simply the conduit of pure America.
The ghosts had started the black hole. The heroes were started to be dragged in. One by one the heroes were sucked in until only The palliden remained. "I can't hold on much longer" he thought to himself. Then a hand reached out to him. Naturally he grabbed the hand and was pulled to saftey. He looked up at his savior but his was shocked to find that it was none other then Winston Churchill. "AHHHHH HE WASEN'T MADE IN AMERICA." he then preceded to jump into the black hole.
Winston was stuck there with a confused look."This was pay back for WW2. Were even now."
In Nexus Gordon was working on his teleporter when a giant rift opened behind him. The heroes poured out of the Rift and Gordon,Knowing that nothing coming out of rift in space can be good picked up his crowbar and charged the intruders.
Winston was stuck there with a confused look."This was pay back for WW2. Were even now."
In Nexus Gordon was working on his teleporter when a giant rift opened behind him. The heroes poured out of the Rift and Gordon,Knowing that nothing coming out of rift in space can be good picked up his crowbar and charged the intruders.
"Oh..my..god." Ram whispered before the crowbar came crashing down on to his head.
*TINK*
"It's GORDON FREEMAN!" Ram gleefully shouted, completely oblivious to the broken crowbar lieing near his hooves.
Gordon, looking at his half of the crowbar with shock, tossed it aside and picked up another one.
*TINK*
"Dude, I'm like, your biggest fan!" the giddy goat continued, still ignoring the fact
his horns were being assaulted by metal bars. Gordon was equally ignorant to the fact that he was trying to hit a head that was all skull on top.
*TINK*
"Perfect! We can now make our *TINK* escape!" the American Paladin said with an Americanly whisper.
"But what about *TINK* Ram?" Splazor Cat whispered back, watching the pile of broken crowbars grow around the goat.
"Meh, I'm sure he'll be fine. *TINK* He looks like he's enjoy himself." American Paladin said, turning away. Ram was fervently trying to get Gordon to sign a crowbar but had to start over every time Gordon used it to hit him.
Splazor Cat watched for a few seconds more, then shrugged and followed his American friend.
*TINK*
"It's GORDON FREEMAN!" Ram gleefully shouted, completely oblivious to the broken crowbar lieing near his hooves.
Gordon, looking at his half of the crowbar with shock, tossed it aside and picked up another one.
*TINK*
"Dude, I'm like, your biggest fan!" the giddy goat continued, still ignoring the fact
his horns were being assaulted by metal bars. Gordon was equally ignorant to the fact that he was trying to hit a head that was all skull on top.
*TINK*
"Perfect! We can now make our *TINK* escape!" the American Paladin said with an Americanly whisper.
"But what about *TINK* Ram?" Splazor Cat whispered back, watching the pile of broken crowbars grow around the goat.
"Meh, I'm sure he'll be fine. *TINK* He looks like he's enjoy himself." American Paladin said, turning away. Ram was fervently trying to get Gordon to sign a crowbar but had to start over every time Gordon used it to hit him.
Splazor Cat watched for a few seconds more, then shrugged and followed his American friend.
Uncle Sam opened a portal to another dimension. A Japanese type person stepped out. "My name is Ryu. Have you seen my father? He's about twice my size and bulk and tends to kill everything in his path, though that's really up for grabs at the moment since Raiden and M. Bison teamed up. Nobody likes a cheater, not even evil people." Suddenly a Japanese school girl stepped out of the portal as well. "Oh, good. I thought I'd lost you for a second there, Sakura." <spoiler=OOC>I make one request, really more of a "telling you this is how it will be" *glares at Maddawg*. Ryu, Sakura, Scorpion, Akuma, and anyone else from the good/techincally-evil-but-willing-to-work-with-good-characters sides from MK or SF are on our side. Y'all can have M. Bison and Raiden and Sagat and that one centaur dude that I have mad skills with for no reason and those really evil people, the ones that even the semi-evil ones (Akuma/Scorpion) are willing to fight for the greater good.
Suddenly Ram went flying through the room while shouting "OMG THE GRAVITY GUN AWSOME!!" . Lazor cat turned around and said "Alright enough of these plot twits." Lazor cat then fired his lazor at Gordon who took a direct hit. Gordon reamined on his feet while a female voice shouted in his ear "Warning user death iminent" Gordon looked around before finding a health and Energy pack on the wall. After getting back to full health Gordon raised his super charged gravity gun. With it he grabbed Scorpion and heared the female voice shout "Get over here!". He then heared dropped scorpion who got up in a daze and heared a Deep male voice say "Finish Him". Gordon fired the lightning bolt at Scorpion's face and sent him ragdolling throught the air and landing near the group. "Ok" Said the Paliden" Who thinks we should go into the mysterious portal" With that the entire group dove into the portal and Gordon watched as the Intruders retreated. He then for some reason heared a guy yell "TOASTY" for some reason."
If you did not get the last refrence then you are not a real Mk fan
"And warm!" shouted the mysterious stranger, who stood besides the heroes.
"Why did you just shout that?" Splazor Cat asked the strange man.
"Because of Mk, silly."
"What's M K?" Ram asked, tilting his head to the side.
The man simply stared, dumbfounded.
"Enough of this blatant small talk!" Shouted the American Paladin, strutting to wards the mysterious man. "You there, Man of Mystery. Where in the 55 Glorious States of America are we?"
"Why, you're in..."
"Why did you just shout that?" Splazor Cat asked the strange man.
"Because of Mk, silly."
"What's M K?" Ram asked, tilting his head to the side.
The man simply stared, dumbfounded.
"Enough of this blatant small talk!" Shouted the American Paladin, strutting to wards the mysterious man. "You there, Man of Mystery. Where in the 55 Glorious States of America are we?"
"Why, you're in..."