The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[The_Chief]

"NOOOO RAMM!!!! FWAAAHH!!!" Lazor cat shoot lucifer with a powerful lazor blasting him back and dazing him. "I challange you to a battle in hell, 3 days from now. if i will ram gets his horns back. what do you say lucy?"
"home turf hmm? intresting. i accept. but just so you dont escape. ii will put you in POKEMON PURGATORY MUHAHAHA!!"
"NOO NOT POKEMON!" Lazor cat screamed as he was teleported to pokemon purgatory. but he knew that he must evolve to the next level if he were to beat the devil.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Wait, what the fuck just happened? I remember fainting and...OH MY GOD RAM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HORNS??!?!one"

"Ow...the Devil found a loophole and has the scythe and made you cut off my horns. Lazor Cat challenged him, but I don't know if he can win. Ow, blood loss, seeing...double...can't go on...describing symptoms...much longer..." Ram fainted.

"Well, so the Big D thinks he can win at my game, huh?" said Ragnorak after staunching Ram's wounds. "Well, we'll see about that, won't we, Helena?"

<color=turquoise>Indeed we shall. I wonder if we should call up Ronald and Abacus and get their input on this. Contracts and loopholes are the Devil's specialty. An extra couple brains would help.

"Good point. I'll give Ron a ring and a holler."

Thirty minutes later, there was a knock on the cave's entrance. Ragnorak got up and paid the Dominoes guy and went back to work, eating a slice as he did so. Thirty minutes after that, the Logician burst into the cave. "Hello, I wondered when you would need my blinding intellect again. Unfortunately, I'm a little busy right now, so I'll just leave you Jerry. You seem to have most of the connections down already, I think Jerry's all you'll need. I'm off!"

"Wow, not a word in edgewise. I wonder what it is he's doing?"

<color=navy>Oh, just stuff. You know. Anyway, what have you got?

<color=turquoise>We've just about got something here, but we need a better optical than either of us has. The Devil's printer prints really small.

<color=navy>Let's see here...blah blah blah no musical instruments except electric guitars blah blah decision can be reversed by a neutral party blah blah...

"Wait, reread that."

<color=navy>What, the legalese? I didn't know you indulged, Rag. Herewith...

"No, not that, the part before that. About a neutral party."

<color=navy>A neutral party, consulted by the loser may, at it's discretion, overturn the decision. I would assume that means something like Azareal or Krishna, not good or evil in themselves, just there.

"Thought so. Time to call in a favor. Hey, MORTIMER!"

WHAT IS IT, RAGNORAK. I HAVE SOULS TO COLLECT, YOU KNOW.

"I need you to adjudicate. Lucifer won't dare interfere with you. 36 hours ago, there was a rock off here. Will you go look at it again and decide which performance was the best within the rules?"

ALRIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE LUCIFER...NO I LIE, HE CHEATED, THERE WAS A BASS DRUM INVOLVED AT ONE POINT. NEITHER OF YOU PERFORMED WITHIN THE RULES, THEREFORE I AM FORCED TO DECIDE BASED ON KNOWLEDGE OF THE RULES AND MUSICAL ABILITY. YOU WIN, RAGNORAK. HERE'S YOUR SCYTHE BACK AND YOUR FRIEND'S HORNS BACK, THOUGH YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY GO ON, I CAN'T SEE THE CONNECTORS. OH AND YOUR OTHER FRIEND NEEDS HELP. HE'S STUCK IN CERULEAN CITY. I'LL SEND YOU TO THE PLACE HE IS SO YOU CAN SUPPORT HIM, BUT THAT ACQUITS OUR DEAL. OH AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ LITTLE LUCY'S CONTRACTS MORE CAREFULLY NEXT TIME. I'M SURE HE'LL TRY SOMETHING TO DESTROY YOUR FRIEND'S CHANCES IN THE FIGHT. HAVE FUN. WHATEVER THAT IS...

The cave faded out around the group and they reappeared in front of Cerulean City's Gym, Where Lazor Cat was in the middle of a battle. He got the badge and then they all went to the PokeCenter to get Ram's horns reattached. Then they headed out into the Pokemon infested wilderness.

 

[Daye.04]

"Not much mo-" "[color=3f0548]Trevor![/color]" Trevor was interrupted by a Daye standing above him "[color=3f0548]I got the mechanics right here, Trevor. Sorry we're late.[/color]

"Oh, nothing to worry about. I've done most of it by myself. YOur help shall be appriciated, though." Trevor looked up at the Daye "Woah! What's up, dude. You look nothing like the others. The skin colors ... Hell, even a face" Trevor stood up "[color=3f0548]Yes. We're the newest addition. We've actually got a face. They figured out what was wrong with the cloning machine. Anyhoo. We've also got special features now. Like this info-gathering eye.[/color]" "I loved to hear the rest, but I really think we should go back to my very secret project now. Tell you what. You jump in on it now, and I'll even put you guys in my thank-speech. Sounds good, eh?" And with that Trevor and the new Dayes continued the project.

"Uuuuuh. Guys? Is this real?" Spike asked the group "God, I hope not!" Ram answered "Pinch me, would ya?" *[color=FF0000]Punch![/color]* "Ah, what the fu-" "Pika?" Rag where stopped by the shrill voice of a very small yellow pokémon. "Uuuh" Ram started as they were looking at the Pikachu. *Snatch!* There was a guy with a blue-ish haircolour, and a grey dress that took Pikachu. "Haha! I've got you now!" *fwoooosh!* Laser Cat replied by blasting him off. Not knowing that he hit his partner as well. "Team Rocket's getting blasted away again!" They shouted as they flew.

"Ah! Thanks guys. It wasn't neccessary, though. I'm able to handle this by myself. So is Pika. I'm Ash, by the way. Who are you guys? And what kind of pokémons are these? I've never seen a ram-pokémon before" Ash said not knowing the consequenses

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Wait, what the fuck just happened? I remember fainting and...OH MY GOD RAM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HORNS??!?!one"

"Ow...the Devil found a loophole and has the scythe and made you cut off my horns. Lazor Cat challenged him, but I don't know if he can win. Ow, blood loss, seeing...double...can't go on...describing symptoms...much longer..." Ram fainted.

"Well, so the Big D thinks he can win at my game, huh?" said Ragnorak after staunching Ram's wounds. "Well, we'll see about that, won't we, Helena?"

<color=turquoise>Indeed we shall. I wonder if we should call up Ronald and Abacus and get their input on this. Contracts and loopholes are the Devil's specialty. An extra couple brains would help.

"Good point. I'll give Ron a ring and a holler."

Thirty minutes later, there was a knock on the cave's entrance. Ragnorak got up and paid the Dominoes guy and went back to work, eating a slice as he did so. Thirty minutes after that, the Logician burst into the cave. "Hello, I wondered when you would need my blinding intellect again. Unfortunately, I'm a little busy right now, so I'll just leave you Jerry. You seem to have most of the connections down already, I think Jerry's all you'll need. I'm off!"

"Wow, not a word in edgewise. I wonder what it is he's doing?"

<color=navy>Oh, just stuff. You know. Anyway, what have you got?

<color=turquoise>We've just about got something here, but we need a better optical than either of us has. The Devil's printer prints really small.

<color=navy>Let's see here...blah blah blah no musical instruments except electric guitars blah blah decision can be reversed by a neutral party blah blah...

"Wait, reread that."

<color=navy>What, the legalese? I didn't know you indulged, Rag. Herewith...

"No, not that, the part before that. About a neutral party."

<color=navy>A neutral party, consulted by the loser may, at it's discretion, overturn the decision. I would assume that means something like Azareal or Krishna, not good or evil in themselves, just there.

"Thought so. Time to call in a favor. Hey, MORTIMER!"

WHAT IS IT, RAGNORAK. I HAVE SOULS TO COLLECT, YOU KNOW.

"I need you to adjudicate. Lucifer won't dare interfere with you. 36 hours ago, there was a rock off here. Will you go look at it again and decide which performance was the best within the rules?"

ALRIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE LUCIFER...NO I LIE, HE CHEATED, THERE WAS A BASS DRUM INVOLVED AT ONE POINT. NEITHER OF YOU PERFORMED WITHIN THE RULES, THEREFORE I AM FORCED TO DECIDE BASED ON KNOWLEDGE OF THE RULES AND MUSICAL ABILITY. YOU WIN, RAGNORAK. HERE'S YOUR SCYTHE BACK AND YOUR FRIEND'S HORNS BACK, THOUGH YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY GO ON, I CAN'T SEE THE CONNECTORS. OH AND YOUR OTHER FRIEND NEEDS HELP. HE'S STUCK IN CERULEAN CITY. I'LL SEND YOU TO THE PLACE HE IS SO YOU CAN SUPPORT HIM, BUT THAT ACQUITS OUR DEAL. OH AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ LITTLE LUCY'S CONTRACTS MORE CAREFULLY NEXT TIME. I'M SURE HE'LL TRY SOMETHING TO DESTROY YOUR FRIEND'S CHANCES IN THE FIGHT. HAVE FUN. WHATEVER THAT IS...

The cave faded out around the group and they reappeared in front of Cerulean City's Gym, Where Lazor Cat was in the middle of a battle. He got the badge and then they all went to the PokeCenter to get Ram's horns reattached. Then they headed out into the Pokemon infested wilderness.

Spoiler: Very epic

Just one thing is wrong with your post. There is not bloodflow to the horns. There basically bones just growing out of the skull. I only asked to cut his horns to the base not cut them off the scalp. Whatever I don't want to sound like a smartass so now I', off to play off wow.

 

[The_Chief]

uhh im just gunna post cuz idk if dayes is with us or not.

"so you got rams horns back huh? well I STILL HAVE TO FIGHT THE DEVIL AND TO DO SO I HAVE TO EVOLVE TO GOD KNOWS WHAT?!? oh and you cant help me. its in the rules. so i have to decimate everything until i evolve in a few levels. i have 2 days left in here so that should be easy." Lazor cat said, eating some sushi he fashioned out of mistys dead pokemon.

 

[Shapsters]

"Ok now just put that gear there, and hammer that bolt, and"

The mighty MagicMech rose, 10 stories high, able to house and entire collection of Dayes and cows.

"Its done!"

*whistle* Thats pretty big! Who are we gonna attack first?"asked the Daye

"Well, I was thinking of the heroes, but that would be just too routine. We will target the Moon, then crash it into the Earth and live on Mars in our Mech Cities!" explained Magical Trevor "I have contacted the other members of the League of Magicians and they too are building Mechs. We will then meet in Alberta, Canada and combine the Mechs together! This will create a Super Mech Rocket, which we will use to crash the moon into Earth, then move to Mars! What do you think?"

Sounds pretty badass, are the Dayes in on this?"

"If you guys want, I would be honoured to have Dayes on Mars!"

The group jumped into the Mech.

"Check it out, I installed a loudspeaker!"

[HEADING=1]I AM A MECH, YOU WILL TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE![/HEADING]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Just then there was a knock at Magic Trevors door. The daye opened the door and there stood Trevors neighbor. "It is midnight. I have to go to work tommorrow I would prefer you turned down the loudspeaker before the cops". [HEADING=1]We aren't doing anything Illeagal return to your home before I destroy you with My big guns!"[/HEADING]

"Ya do you have permit for that gun. I doubt the cops will let you walk around with enought firepower to destroy the entire British armada.

"Okay okay we'll calm down just be cool" said Trevor. With that the neigbhor walked away.

 

[Ramthundar]

"POKEMON RAM?!" Ram screamed in rage, and head-butted Ash right on the fore-head, squishing his brains instantly.
"Ok, raging over, so now we can go back to...JEEZUS LAZOR CAT, WHAT IS THAT?!" Ragnorak said, shocked to see the cat's dinner.
"What? I'm a carnivor, arn't I?" he said, eyes growing wide as "MIZE HAM-BUGERZ" appeared above his head.

 

[Shapsters]

"POKEMON RAM?!" Ram screamed in rage, and head-butted Ash right on the fore-head, squishing his brains instantly.
"Ok, raging over, so now we can go back to...JEEZUS LAZOR CAT, WHAT IS THAT?!" Ragnorak said, shocked to see the cat's dinner.
"What? I'm a carnivor, arn't I?" he said, eyes growing wide as "MIZE HAM-BUGERZ" appeared above his head.

Spoiler: Hey Ramthundar

Did you get a message from me?

 

[Shapsters]

"POKEMON RAM?!" Ram screamed in rage, and head-butted Ash right on the fore-head, squishing his brains instantly.
"Ok, raging over, so now we can go back to...JEEZUS LAZOR CAT, WHAT IS THAT?!" Ragnorak said, shocked to see the cat's dinner.
"What? I'm a carnivor, arn't I?" he said, eyes growing wide as "MIZE HAM-BUGERZ" appeared above his head.

Spoiler: Hey Ramthundar

Sorry, double post

 

[The_Chief]

SUDDENLY LAZOR BEGAN TO GLOW AND TRIUMPHANT MUSIC IS HEARD. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUN DUN!! and turned into SPLAZOR CAT!! AND BASKED I NA PURPLE LIGHT!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

SUDDENLY LAZOR BEGAN TO GLOW AND TRIUMPHANT MUSIC IS HEARD. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUN DUN!! and turned into LAZORURUS FELINUS!! AND BASKED I NA PURPLE LIGHT!

Spoiler: What?

That just mean your a Lazor cat with a latin name.

 

[The_Chief]

SUDDENLY LAZOR BEGAN TO GLOW AND TRIUMPHANT MUSIC IS HEARD. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUN DUN!! and turned into LAZORURUS FELINUS!! AND BASKED I NA PURPLE LIGHT!

Spoiler: What?

That just mean your a Lazor cat with a latin name.

shut up ill think of something im just mad tired

 

[Shapsters]

Magical Trevor and the Dayes marched toward Alberta, they met little resistance along the way. Nothing could stand in the way of the mighty mech.

[HEADING=1]"YOU SHALL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!!! NOBODY WILL DEFEAT THE MECH ARMY"[/HEADING] the Mech roared.

 

[Lastbayking]

Zombie bayking, forgotten on the rams horns, commited suicide again.

At the same time in a far off galaxy....
"Sir the bayking has died." Said a young space marine, running to the side of his captain.
"Is he a zombie again?" Asked the captain.
"No sir, really dead this time."
"Good, spin the FTL Drive, were going to Earth..."

You people are CRAZY!!!!I'm getting out while it's easy

 

[Shapsters]

All the magicians assembled in a large field, the Mechs formed together and everyone boarded. The great ship blasted off, headed for the moon.

 

[The_Chief]

Splazor cat, after leveling, goes to the cerulean cave to get to the portal to hell. but in his way stands a lone pokemon. MEWTWO. mewtwo starts chargin a shadow ball, but splazor cat blasts him into shear dust in the wake oh his purple SPLAZOR! he then proceeds into the portal and is then standing in a lone giant room surrounded by dead souls. the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants. he then pull out his guitar and plays some sweet riffs and then proceeds to charge a fire ball. splazor cat stood there in amazment. he was much larger then he remembered. the fire ball came within inches of his face when a huge explosive sheild appeared around splazor cat. then splazor cat shot the horn of satan. satan, losing a part of himself, gets disqualified. and sucked into a portal. the cat keeps the horn and swiftly makes it into a peace pipe. he then brings it back to his friends along with 30 pounds of weed.

 

[Shapsters]

Splazor cat, after leveling, goes to the cerulean cave to get to the portal to hell. but in his way stands a lone pokemon. MEWTWO. mewtwo starts chargin a shadow ball, but splazor cat blasts him into shear dust in the wake oh his purple SPLAZOR! he then proceeds into the portal and is then standing in a lone giant room surrounded by dead souls. the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants. he then pull out his guitar and plays some sweet riffs and then proceeds to charge a fire ball. splazor cat stood there in amazment. he was much larger then he remembered. the fire ball came within inches of his face when a huge explosive sheild appeared around splazor cat. then splazor cat shot the horn of satan. satan, losing a part of himself, gets disqualified. and sucked into a portal. the cat keeps the horn and swiftly makes it into a peace pipe. he then brings it back to his friends along with 30 pounds of weed.

Spoiler: What are you smoking?

Haham this whole post is nonsense! What are you even talkin about?!?

 

[Daye.04]

Spoiler

Splazor cat, after leveling, goes to the cerulean cave to get to the portal to hell. but in his way stands a lone pokemon. MEWTWO. mewtwo starts chargin a shadow ball, but splazor cat blasts him into shear dust in the wake oh his purple SPLAZOR! he then proceeds into the portal and is then standing in a lone giant room surrounded by dead souls. the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants. he then pull out his guitar and plays some sweet riffs and then proceeds to charge a fire ball. splazor cat stood there in amazment. he was much larger then he remembered. the fire ball came within inches of his face when a huge explosive sheild appeared around splazor cat. then splazor cat shot the horn of satan. satan, losing a part of himself, gets disqualified. and sucked into a portal. the cat keeps the horn and swiftly makes it into a peace pipe. he then brings it back to his friends along with 30 pounds of weed.

Spoiler: What are you smoking?

Haham this whole post is nonsense! What are you even talkin about?!?

Spoiler: OOC

I think he still imagines that he has to defeat the devil. I also think he has forgotten about the new rules. And thirdly, I think this RP is going downhill. But what ever he's smoking, I'm all in for it. Unless it's socks. Last time I did that, I threw up for four days

 

[Ramthundar]

the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants.

...AUNT BETTY?? NO!!!!

Anyways, for the real story...


So, the hero's now having Splazor Cat back with them, they now turned toward the Mech and wizard army.

"We shall defeat thee!" Ram heroically cried, standing atop of a large rock whilst angelic music played in the background. Sever small children cheered with joy.

[HEADING=1]WHY? WE JUST WANT TO GO TO MARS![/HEADING]

"OH...ok then." Ram heroically cried, angelic music dulling down.

"Well, then...We shall defeat the zombie horde!" he cried again, standing proud on top of his rock. More children cheered.

"Didn't you guys take care of them?" Bill said, while he and the other mercs appeared. "Yeah, weren't they defeated by bombs?" Louise asked. "Nah, it was that crazy creepy girl." The mercs then hoped into a military-issued vehicle and drove into the sun-set, receiving a few 2nd degree burns.

"...Ok then, we'll go after Gera," Ram said, now loosing some of his original umph. The children now crowded around his rock, and one started to cry.

"Don't worry about her. I beat her, fair and square." Ragnorak said, patting his Yu-ge-oh deck with content.

"...Then...um...then...we can go after Maddawg?" Ram asked, hope tinging his voice. The rock crumbled underneath him, and the children started to walk away. One turned back to look him in his goat eyes, and spit on the ground he stood on.

"Nooo...I think he got bored with the whole bombing-the-world thing." Spike said.

"Are you even with us anymore?" Ram asked the trench-coat wearing, sandwich-making space cowboy. "Probably not." he said with a shrug.

Ram hung his head with grief. "Well...shit, now what?"

Spoiler: Decision Time!

Ok, here are the choices. Either,

A)We do a go around where everyone re-introduces themselves, and we start a new adventure.

B)Our avatars all have a mighty, awesome filled death, and we try a new thread with new rules(I thought of making another like this, cept you don't have to have your character be your avatar.)

C)Same Death-thing as above, except no new thread, and we all go our separate days, until we reunite in an awkward getting-together thread 20 years later. Ragnorak will be the successfull one while Lazor Cat is the near-dead junkie, and Orgamso the angry one that will always be known as the one that left the group before they made it big....

...Aweful jokes aside, you guys vote on what you want to do.

I'm good with either A or B, unless I missed a plot device somewhere. You could lose an arm in the mess that's been made.