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maddawg IAJI

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"Ahhh I'm down"yelled all the mercs. Then a nice hunter showed up and (using the bug) Revived them all. He awaited his hug but instead got a face full of lead.
 

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The hunter fell to the ground, but was revived by a bolt of lightning, and became... frankenhunter! "It's ALIVE"! yelled a random bystander.
 

maddawg IAJI

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"OMG THE HUNTER CAME BACK TO LIFE HAXZOR HAXZOR!!!" Yelled Bill. "fire in the hole". said Zoey who then threw a molotov at the hunter. The Hunter then said "FIRE BADDDD."
 

Daye.04

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As the heroes and Gera was playing games, the Dayes found the secret opening the Mercs had appereantly walked through. "[color=3F0548]Hah! So much for keeping anyone besides heroes out![/color]" Daye.49 said "[color=3F0548]Shush! Don't wake the zobmies, man! We don't need another random horde running around[/color]" And so the Dayes entered the post-appocalyptic London.

"Shut up, neutral party! We've allready decided on a game. We don't need another one." Master Kitty said "Wait! Haven't you read the rulebook? It clearly states that 'if another, more neutral party would come along, they decide what game to be played. So now we shall play yu-gi-oh!" And Gera flips the rule-book up from her pocket. As the heroes read, they realise she telles the truth. "Guess we'll pla-" Laser Cat were interrupted by The revived hunter "I'm even more neutral, and I say you shall play put the tail on the ram!" "sorry, no zombies are allowed to decide"Gera responds "Says who?" Master Kitty asked Gera. "Rulebook!" And she was indeed right.

"Fine. Let's get on wi-" Then all of sudden another even more neutral still party appeared out of nowhere "You shall play a game of MarioKart!" they uttered in their appereance. "For the love of- I thought I had sealed this damn city! Where does all these people come from?" Gera was starting to become infuriated. "You left an opening" The party explained. "I don't care! The rules says that the second neutral person who says what game to tell is the one who decides it! And that's final, so stop fucking around." A raged Gera shouted.

"Allright. So we're settled on yu-gi-oh." Ram calmy stated. "But who supplies the cards?" The more neutral party stepped forward. "How convinient that we have just the accessories needed. And it's on an all-time-low cost! Only twenty bucks for a complete set!" The party advertised. "I should have seen this coming. Why else would such a random and more neutral party suggest such a game?"

When Gera had payed the advertiser off, the group sat down to play.

what is with all these random people making completely out-of-context contributions? No wonder why RoboBaron got shot down =P

Also. No worries, Shapster. It's not like the Dayes have turned to some kind of wierd zombies with a wierd eye. Or have they?

Also, Shapster. I think your next post might not fit in. There's a reason I write "placehold"
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Daye.04, where have you been?!?! The avatars have missed you!
No worries, mate. I've just had a period of almost no net on the vessel. But I think the net is somewhat steady now. Don't know for how long though. And besides. The heroes is in the middle of a game with Gera. There's not really much I can contribute with, except making random jokes =P
 

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Master Kitty ran through the streets of London, he found a large intact skyscraper and ran all the way up. Standing on the roof, he saw quite a racket outside the city, and few mercs and a whole lotta zombies. The mercs took down a large hunter, suddenly a lightening strike and the large zombie rose yet again and was clearly more powerful.

"Well, nothing I can do" thought Master Kitty while peering back over London, watching the girl count with his binoculars.
 

maddawg IAJI

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samsprinkle said:
Meanwhile on mount Psychedelia..."I will rule the world with my lyrical genius!" *slow drag on a cigarette* "Yes..."
Well It would be mean to ingore you.

Maddawg sat in a transport reaver with some of his advisors."So you say this man rules 3 world powers through his songs alone" "BOOM" Said his Boomer advisor." Well then he would be a good partner." The reavers dropped Maddawg off on the top of the moutain. Maddawg walked to a nearby cave. Maddawg saw a man inside the cave "Excuse me mister musician" The man did not turn. Maddawg became frustrated "Hey Hendrix wannabee." With that the man turned around and sent Maddawg back with a powerful sonic blast from his guitar. Maddawg flew out of the cave and off the moutain. The man walked to the cliff and looked down "Never use his name in vain."

Okay can we change her text becuase I'm having trouble reading since it is so light.
 

Daye.04

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maddawg IAJI said:
Okay can we change her text becuase I'm having trouble reading since it is so light.
Just highlight it, just like everyone else, eh?
I mean I have no problems changing it. I just thought it would be neat for her to have a really special color - thus a color you have to give extra effort to read
 

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Forget my last post, but I don't know how to lay yu-gi-oh so I will post again when it is over
 

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Shapsters said:
Forget my last post, but I don't know how to lay yu-gi-oh so I will post again when it is over
nobody knows how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. That's the point. Gera is quite possibly the only person I can think of who might be able to figure out all of the rules. Major props to Lastbayking for that idea.
I hereby reserve the right to use any of Kaiba and/or Pharoah's lines from YGOAbridged.
 

maddawg IAJI

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RagnorakTres said:
Shapsters said:
Forget my last post, but I don't know how to lay yu-gi-oh so I will post again when it is over
nobody knows how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. That's the point. Gera is quite possibly the only person I can think of who might be able to figure out all of the rules. Major props to Lastbayking for that idea.
I hereby reserve the right to use any of Kaiba and/or Pharoah's lines from YGOAbridged.
NO GODDAMN YU-GI-OH.However feel free to use there lines but if I here the "Heart of the cards line" once I will kill you.
 

Shapsters

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"GAH!!" yelled Master Kitty running down the streets of London "I don't know how to even comprehend yu-gi-oh!"
 

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"Don't worry Master Kitty! The heart of the cards will see us through!" said some random kid with spiky yellow, black and red hair. "In America!" shouted a guy with an American flag as a bandanna.
"<color=FFFFFF>Where do all these people keep coming from??!??!?!??!
<spoiler=OOC to maddawg>If you hadn't pointed it out, I wouldn't have used it.
"Hey, guys, why don't we switch it to another CCG. You know, one that isn't based off of a anime that was slaughtered horribly by 4Kids America? Like Magic: The Gathering?" said a guy who appeared with sand in his huge black cloak.
"<color=FFFFFF>Who the hell are you? Are you neutral?
"I'm as neutral as they come: I'm a planeswalker biotch!"
"<color=FFFFFF>Hmmm...from what I can see, this is just as complex as Yu-Gi-Oh and a lot cheaper. Alright, I don't protest."
"Alright. Let's play." said Ragnorak, secretly celebrating his victory via deus ex machina. Who would have thought that a planeswalker would show up and suggest the only CCG that he had ever been good at and indeed had a deck for on him?
 

maddawg IAJI

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RagnorakTres said:
"Don't worry Master Kitty! The heart of the cards will see us through!" said some random kid with spiky yellow, black and red hair. "In America!" shouted a guy with an American flag as a bandanna.
"<color=FFFFFF>Where do all these people keep coming from??!??!?!??!
<spoiler=OOC to maddawg>If you hadn't pointed it out, I wouldn't have used it.
"Hey, guys, why don't we switch it to another CCG. You know, one that isn't based off of a anime that was slaughtered horribly by 4Kids America? Like Magic: The Gathering?" said a guy who appeared with sand in his huge black cloak.
"<color=FFFFFF>Who the hell are you? Are you neutral?
"I'm as neutral as they come: I'm a planeswalker biotch!"
"<color=FFFFFF>Hmmm...from what I can see, this is just as complex as Yu-Gi-Oh and a lot cheaper. Alright, I don't protest."
"Alright. Let's play." said Ragnorak, secretly celebrating his victory via deus ex machina. Who would have thought that a planeswalker would show up and suggest the only CCG that he had ever been good at and indeed had a deck for on him?
I gave you fair warning.

Maddawg was found at the bottom of the moutain. He was badly injured but was soon stablized. His wounds should have been fatal but Maddawg clinged to life becuase of pure rage. Not rage at the guitarist but rage at a certain person for using the most annoying line in TV history. Maddawg quickly urged an attack on London to eradicate the Heroes since his highly trained merc team was not working.

We have been held up here for far to long I think that maybe we should have a epic battle and then move on.
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
I gave you fair warning.

Maddawg was found at the bottom of the moutain. He was badly injured but was soon stablized. His wounds should have been fatal but Maddawg clinged to life becuase of pure rage. Not rage at the guitarist but rage at a certain person for using the most annoying line in TV history. Maddawg quickly urged an attack on London to eradicate the Heroes since his highly trained merc team was not working.

We have been held up here for far to long I think that maybe we should have a epic battle and then move on.
Exactly what I was going for. I have no idea how to play a CCG over a forum. I feel like a Chessmaster now!
 

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The heroes began to play Magic:The gathering.
"Okay how will we do this." Said Lazer cat, who had never heard of CCG.
"I'll play since I'm the only one who knows what to do, not to mention the only one with any emotional gain out of this." Ragnorak said, producing a magical deck of cards.

They began to play, But Ragnorak was getting mana burned left and right.
<color=white> Are you sure you know how to play?
"Shut up you." He said gaining mana.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Then a large earthquake began and multiple Emergence Holes appeared. Hundreds of locust appeared and began killing everything in there way. A few soliders showed up trying to stop the Locust.

"Dom cover us while we make a run for that chest High wall." said there leader. One of the Locusts held up a sign saying your wife is right behind you. Naturally Dom turned around and his entire squad was gunned down. Dom was then cut in half by a Lancer.
 

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Master Kitty ran toward the emergence holes and tossing as many grenades as he could he only had about 6 grenades and there were at least twenty holes.

"CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME!?!? Playing your stupid game- THERE ARE LOCUST HERE!!!"

Master Kitty saw Dom

"Hey buddy! Hows the wife?!" he asked only to see Dom quickly sliced in half. "Ugh, that was brutal." he responded as he popped the Locust in the head.