The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"Shush, you. You've betrayed us to many times for us to help you." Ram said, eyes fixed on the confusing game that was being played by Gera and Ragnorak.
Suddenly, a large emergance hole emerged below the heroes, dropping them into a hord of Locusts, except for Gera and Ragnorak. They were kept up by the intensity of their card battle.
"All right, violence!" Lazor Cat cheered, hitting a large group with a lazor.
"Well, guess we are helping." Ram commented, turning his horns to Fire and ramming into the horde.

 

[Shapsters]

"Well screw you guys then!" yelled Master Kitty as he jumped into one of the emergence holes.

Master Kitty fell for about 10 min, he landed in Nexus with a graceful thud. He ran to the Berserker pen and hopped up on one of them. He smashed through the building and started heading toward London.

"This'll teach them!" he thought to himself as he destroyed everything in his path.

 

[samsprinkle]

Meanwhile on mount Psychedelia..."I will rule the world with my lyrical genius!" *slow drag on a cigarette* "Yes..."

Well It would be mean to ingore you.

Maddawg sat in a transport reaver with some of his advisors."So you say this man rules 3 world powers through his songs alone" "BOOM" Said his Boomer advisor." Well then he would be a good partner." The reavers dropped Maddawg off on the top of the moutain. Maddawg walked to a nearby cave. Maddawg saw a man inside the cave "Excuse me mister musician" The man did not turn. Maddawg became frustrated "Hey Hendrix wannabee." With that the man turned around and sent Maddawg back with a powerful sonic blast from his guitar. Maddawg flew out of the cave and off the moutain. The man walked to the cliff and looked down "Never use his name in vain."

Spoiler: Gera's text

Okay can we change her text becuase I'm having trouble reading since it is so light.

Hendrix wannabe?!? It's roger WATERS! Imbecile! *brain damage*

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Meanwhile on mount Psychedelia..."I will rule the world with my lyrical genius!" *slow drag on a cigarette* "Yes..."

Well It would be mean to ingore you.

Maddawg sat in a transport reaver with some of his advisors."So you say this man rules 3 world powers through his songs alone" "BOOM" Said his Boomer advisor." Well then he would be a good partner." The reavers dropped Maddawg off on the top of the moutain. Maddawg walked to a nearby cave. Maddawg saw a man inside the cave "Excuse me mister musician" The man did not turn. Maddawg became frustrated "Hey Hendrix wannabee." With that the man turned around and sent Maddawg back with a powerful sonic blast from his guitar. Maddawg flew out of the cave and off the moutain. The man walked to the cliff and looked down "Never use his name in vain."

Spoiler: Gera's text

Okay can we change her text becuase I'm having trouble reading since it is so light.

Hendrix wannabe?!? It's roger WATERS! Imbecile! *brain damage*

Sorry my mistake. I did not know you were going for a Pink floyd thing. The smoking thing threw me off.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Come on!

Lets not let this die!

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: G-G-G-G-G-G

Gone Gonzo!

Master Kitty stomped over fields and towns on the top of the Brumak, nothing would stand in his way! He plowed into London and stomped right on top of the yu-gi-oh board. the peices went flying and Gera was pissed.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT!??!?! she roared as the Brumak reared.

Master Kitty fell of and landed with a thud. The Brumak took off into the streets of Londo, destroying the town.

 

[samsprinkle]

Meanwhile on mount Psychedelia..."I will rule the world with my lyrical genius!" *slow drag on a cigarette* "Yes..."

Well It would be mean to ingore you.

Maddawg sat in a transport reaver with some of his advisors."So you say this man rules 3 world powers through his songs alone" "BOOM" Said his Boomer advisor." Well then he would be a good partner." The reavers dropped Maddawg off on the top of the moutain. Maddawg walked to a nearby cave. Maddawg saw a man inside the cave "Excuse me mister musician" The man did not turn. Maddawg became frustrated "Hey Hendrix wannabee." With that the man turned around and sent Maddawg back with a powerful sonic blast from his guitar. Maddawg flew out of the cave and off the moutain. The man walked to the cliff and looked down "Never use his name in vain."

Spoiler: Gera's text

Okay can we change her text becuase I'm having trouble reading since it is so light.

Hendrix wannabe?!? It's roger WATERS! Imbecile! *brain damage*

Sorry my mistake. I did not know you were going for a Pink floyd thing. The smoking thing threw me off.

No worries! lol. I can see how the smoking thing affected it. haha

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram,completely oblivious to random chatter by musicians and Locusts, was goring some Locusts when he heard Gera's scream of rage. Looking up between his blood-soaked horns, he saw Ragnorak come crashing down, cards fluttering in the air.
"I don't think she wants to play anymore..." Ragnorak mumbled in the small hole the impact made. Up above, Gera was summoning creatures.
"Enough of this stupidity! I will get my joy from your bloodshed!" she screamed down to the heroes.
"Yay! More violence!" Lazor Cat shouted in joy.
The heroes prepared for a mighty battle against both Locust and magical creatures.

Spoiler: OCC

Okay, first off: Maddawg and New Guy (aka, sprinkles) SPOILER BOXES for anything not plot or RP related. Please and thank you.
Second, the summoned creatures are for your choice, Ragnorak, since Gera is your character. Unless it doesn't matter. But if she has some "style" or nother, be sure to post asap, so we can get this battle going.
Oh, and Sprinkles, why don't cha join as Maddawg's Evil Buddy? He could use some help, lord knows. (L4D mercs? Funny, oh god yes. Effective? No. But funny. Which is what counts.)

 

[RagnorakTres]

"<color=FFFFFF>Attack and destroy them all while I watch vicariously from a safe dimension!" said Gera as she opened another portal. Our heroes readied themselves.

Gera then winked out, running to another dimension, and Ragnorak stood up."Fine, *****. Don't want to play fair, huh? Well then I think it's time for my Awesome Attack. I've been waiting for this one."

*Hey Bob! Cue the over-dramatic, Final Fantasy-esque attack sequence!

What? I thought that wasn't until next post! Damn it...RUNNING!*

Go, go, Power Rangers...

"What the hell? This isn't my Awesome Attack music!"

*Shit! Wrong tape! Where is it, where is it...Damn, he needs to clean out his forebrain, I thought we had gotten rid of that crappy porn flick ages ago...Here it is, now RUNNING!*

["The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon plays in the background]

<spoiler=OOC>This is just a small taste of the epicsauce that will be the nest installment in the Gera arc. Look for it soon. Sometime after I finish my Keybladers character for Facebook...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As the music played Ragnorak,Ram,and Lazor cat all moved forward to attack the incoming demons and locusts. "I got an Idea. Hand me the boombox" said Francis. He put in a custom tape the was titled "Pour some suger on me" and pressed play.Soon after the music started the mercs heard a blood curtling scream and qucikly ran for it. Ram looked around for the soucre of the blood curtling scream but was then grabbed by a smoker. Soon the entire london population in zombie form was upon them.

"Why don't they just turn of the boombox" said Louis. "Becuase I took it with us. The stupid Zombies will never know and will attack whatever they see first." said Francis. "Wow that was pretty smart good thing were in the saferoom."said Zoey.

Spoiler: OOC

There fixed. Next time use a diffrent name. I thougt you were talking about Bill/Bob.

 

[RagnorakTres]

As the music played Ragnorak,Ram,and Lazor cat all moved forward to attack the incoming demons and locusts. Soon after the musci started the mercs heard a blood curtling scream and qucikly ran for it. Ram looked around for the soucre of the blood curtling scream but was then grabbed by a smoker. Soon the entire london population in zombie form was upon them.

"Why don't they just turn of the boombox" said Louis. "Becuase I took it with us. The stupid Zombies will never know and will attack whatever they see first." said Francis. "Wow that was pretty smart good thing were in the saferoom."said Zoey.

Did you read the spoiler I put in? And the parts in between the asterisks are supposed to be in his brain, like it's a machine with people running it. The fact that the music actually plays in real life is a little weird, but "Bob" and "Larry" (introduced in the expanded version of the post I will be posting tomorrow afternoon) are purely beings of Ragnorak's brain.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: What

in the hell is going on around here exactly?

Magical Trevor woke up, he realized his magic had faded off and he was no longer Master Kitty

"Gosh darnit!" he yelled "My magic ran out! Oh well!"

With a flick of his leathery, leathery whip. He was in the middle of the zombies and began his battle.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak sliced through the Smoker's tongue and caught 15 of the horde on his scythe's blade, clearing some space for thought. He raised the scythe above his head and screamed in the primal tongue, louder than all of the horde combined. The living dead turned to look at him. "Perfect. Keep your eye on the monkey..." he said as he moved his scythe in a slow circle. The circle was described in blinding white fire edged with darkness. "You are all long overdue for your PYRE!" He screamed as he slashed through the circle.

The heavens opened and rained down unquenchable flames upon the non-heroes. All of the major villains involved managed to get under cover and many of the Locust had the presence of mind to duck back into the Earth, but the zombies and the monsters were too stupid to realize their danger until it was too late. They burned. The air was filled with the sickly-sweet stench of burning flesh and hair.

Ragnorak wasn't done yet. He turned to the emergence holes. "Turn the whole of Creation into ash! Daitatsu!" A seal appeared around the emergence holes and flashed as the earth groaned and finally gave way to the increasing pressure beneath. Revealed was a bath of hot magma, quickly cooling as the forces propelling it upwards were released. Most of the Locust horde was dead. Ragnorak turned back to the group and sighed. "I've been holding that in for far too long. Shall we?"

The heroes left London to find a hidey-hole to heal and recouperate, as did the villains.

 

[Shapsters]

Due to the fact that Trev was neither a Hero or a Villain, he merely stood where the zombies once were. A single tear ran down his face.

"Dayes!!! Where are you guys!?!?!?!"

 

[The_Chief]

OOC: ok ima try to come back and comprehend what happened.

"ok so lets devise a plan and maybe grab some tuna. im hungry. also i say we blow some stuff up. maybe go see a movie? also what now?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"You will not be permitted to watch a movie or eat tuna." said a mysterious voice. "Who are you and why do you deny my friend his movie and tuna." Said Ram. "My name is not important. I have come to deliver a warning of another Horde". "Another one. How many zombies are there." "I'm afraid these are not zombies but bloodthirsty warriors bent on the worlds destruction. They have already destroyed Lisbon,Madrid,and Paris and are currently stopping for a mana break." "Big deal we can crush these guys." said Ragnorak. "I'm afraid it will not be that simple. There are millons of them. Currently there are *Takes out a piece of paper* 5000 death knights. 3500 mages. 3400 warlocks. and 100000 warriors and pallidens. The rest are comprived of priests,hunters,and rouges. They are on there way here so I suggest you prepare for the onslaught.May I suggest digging your graves." The voice begins to cackel like a madman before fading away.

 

[Shapsters]

Trev walked through a field singing a catchy song

"everyone loves, Magical Trevor cause the-" he suddenly stopped. "I have an idea!"

With a flick of his whip, he was gone.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Well, usually something like that would worry me, but having used Daitatsu's first couple levels of awesome, I realized how little I had actually touched thus far. I think we can handle it. Especially since I recognize that smell." Brimstone wafted through the air and then the Devil appeared, dressed in his traditional heavy rocker outfit.

"Ragnorak Enma, I challenge you and your friends to a rock-off!"

"And we accept, Lucy."

"DON'T CALL ME LUCY!!!!"

"Wait, Rag." interrupted Ram. "The Devil invented heavy rock. Do you really think we can win?"

"With the power I just realized Daitatsu has, yes. Now I just need a pick...Oooh, a wolf's tooth. That should do handily. Let's get this show on the road. What are your terms...Lucy?"

"Kid, you are asking for it..."

"I don't think it's very nice to be confusing Ram with a kid. He's full grown!"

"Shut. UP. Imbecile." said the Devil through clenched teeth. "If I win, you have to give me that scythe, and do one major act of evil. If you win..."

"Wait! I have an idea! How about, if we win, you have to repair the damage I did to London?"

"That suits. Let's go!"

The Devil's song was epic. It was a cover of Metallica's song "The Thing That Should Not Be," with all kinds of soloage and epicness. It was indescribable. The approaching army heard it and approached faster, in the hopes of getting to see the next song. They applauded and screamed loudly at the end and the band (of heroes) was disheartened to see such epicness.

Then Ragnorak unslung his scythe.

Strings ran from the crossbar to the blade, which dulled visibly.

The wolf's tooth pick gleamed red in the light of the setting sun.

The stage was set. The audience anticipatory.

And Ragnorak struck the first chord of "Through The Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce.

The song, with Ram on vocals and Lazorcat on drums (and stage lights/lazors), the valley rocked. Ragnorak played the song perfectly, to the last note. this song belonged to this monkey. At the end of it all, the army was knocked out from the sheer awesomeness of the song. One lone pair of hands clapped. From high above, Jesus descended. "That was epic, dudes. I think even Lucy over there has to admit defeat at that many hammer-ons and pull-offs."

"Gah! Yes, alright already, I concede defeat. I will go repair London."

"Alright, were you guys wanting out of this battle?"

The band looked at each other. Did they want to avoid this battle? "No. Thanks for the offer though."

"Alright, if you're sure. They'll wake up in a bit. Have fun!" Jesus reascended.

 

[Shapsters]

Trev was in his magic lair, he stopped on the project he was working on.

[sup]"woah..."[/sup]he whispered, "I think there was just a sudden surge of epicness."

e went back to working on his awesome, super secret project.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The devil walked around the ravaged streets of London and beagne repairing it. The clouds parted and archangel Michel came down from above

"Well well Lucifer how's it been a while." "Shut up Michel what do you want?" "Oh nothing just checkin up on Earth you know guiding souls into heaven" explained Michel. "Well then how many have you rescused" "Lets see one..two.. none." "Really? "Yeah you would be surprised how many people commited adultry. The apocolypse wasen't even suppose to happen for another week. I blame those hereos and look here you are doing there dirty work." said the archangel. "Well what do you expect me to do" Said Lucifer. "Your the devil your a master of deciet." "Hmm lets examine the contract" "You got them to sign contract" "I stole a little of that monkeys blood he'll never miss it" "But there are 95 signatures on this contract"

Meanwhile at the heroes haven.

"You know I fell a little dizzy" Says Rag before collapsing.

"Ah found a loophole be right back" said the devil.The Devil appeared cacakiling. "I found a loophole in the contest. Ahem. Only electric guitar is permitted in this contest and no other instruments may be permitted including lead vocals and drums. So I will just take that sycthe and for your evil deed I order you to cut that rams horns off." Rag sprang up with his eyes glowing as he took out a machete and cut off rams horns. Pleasure doing buisness with you.