"NO! My fur is dry clean only!' Ram cried, trying to stay afloat while keeping Ragnorak up.
Okays, seeing as though as there's a lot o' posting going that isn't really matching the flow of the story, new rule. If you plan on posting, reserve first and everyone else please respect that reserve.
But reservies also need to not take forever so that the story shan't stop.
So I have spoken, so it shall be! SHA-ZAM!
"Well that's my morning ruined, suit drenched in sewer watr next to a homocidal sith lord" Moaned frank. He tried to keep the unconsious heroes alive by g throwing them on a ledge, out of the water.
Maddawg stayed behind at the bar, seeing as how his villain team was in shambels or were always going off to fight the heroes.
"*hic* Damn this crazy new generation *hic* always going off to fight the heroes." he made out to the barkeep as he gulped down his drink. "Don't they know that there is more to being a villain then fighting the good guys? Like...like building a weather machine...or stealing candy from a baby!"
"Face it buddy, you're old news." Said the barkeep as he continued to swap out glass of ale with the locust commander.
"What'cha talking about whisky man?!" replied Maddawg
"I talking about you being like Bill Cosby. You use to be cool and funny, but now you're old and no one has any idea what you're saying."
"THERE BE NOTHING WRONG WITH THE ZIPPTY ZOPPING WAY I TALK!" yelled Maddawg.
"Well, you're 'evil plans' are just old-school. Try getting with the times. Take and kill things that are improtant to the people of this generation." suggest the barkeep.
"You know...you're right." Said Maddawg as he slammed his last mug on the ground. "I'm gonna turn my career around and bring the world to it's knees!" he shouted before running for his Reaver.
I believe that it is important to point out that later on Maddawg ran through 4 stop signs resulting in a large traffic jam and 3 accidents leaving 5 people dead.
Don't drink and drive people.
Then again, he rides a Reaver and even if he was driving a car, he would have done that for fun anyways.
Arriving back at Nexus. Maddawg gathered his chief staff to help him devise his 14 step plan.
Several hours and many coffee breaks later, the plan was finished and Maddawg held the blueprints for it in his hands, laughing maniaclly as he reread his work.
"Stayith back demon! Or I shall smite thee with the divine might of Thor!" Ram threatened, finding some footing in the rather shallow sewer.
"Yeah, and shock you and your buddies half to death. Smart" sneered the Sith lord.
"...STOPETH BEING A SMART-ASSETH!"
"You know, I think I made up my mind. You're going to be dieing now." Xandus started to charge up a force-lightning when he heard a low rumble from down the sewers.
"What the hell is that about?"
At the local KFC...
"HOLLY BE-BBQ-JESUS! Dat dere was some goo' ole' spiceh chicken. Done all kin'ah damage to mah belly, dough." The very large Hill-billy zipped up his pants, glad of a job well done.
Back at the Heroes
"Is that...chicken I smell?" Xandus wondered. Suddenly a massive wave of liquid(?) came thundering towards the group.
"HANG ON!" Ram cried, trying to hold his breath. The heroes prepared themselves while Xanuds GTFO with his rocket boots.
CybeRhianna got up unaffected by the Gas and the bartenders wife hadn't seen her. Her clothes were dirty and tattered; (The black tee is practically a tube top and her combat pants are nearly shorts she'd have to get some new ones. In the mean time she followed the trail of destruction to see the open sewer.
"Oh that?s just disgusting. Not to mention I don't know what side I'm on.
"Heh, sorry guys. I just wasn't really thinking clearly when I did that. No hard feelings, right? I mean, we did get away from that mob and Xandus went off to eat some KFC. Right? I'm sorry."
Before Rhianna could help the heroes, the wave swept them away, sending them down the sewer and Thor knows where.
In Vallhala...
"Hmm...." mused the Thunder God.
"What is it, my son? Odin asked while chewing on a turkey leg.[/b]
"I just lost the location of where my dear servant, Ram, is."
Back to where the sewer-hole was
....Well, damn. Sucks to be the Heroes.
Sorry, my other post was supposed to refer to the fact that the heroes were swept away from the wave. Just so we can get out of the city and enjoy some new scenery!
The heroes (And Rhianna) were washed away into an underground city where mutants were general population.
"Well this is new," her boots short circuited. "Great now I'm stuck down here with my weapons malfunctioning and poor clothing."
Her clothes were thoroughly drenched. The other heroes weren?t much better off
Iji could hardly hold her disgust at the horrific beings in front of hers. Their appearance combined with the smell caused her to vomit into the sewer they just left. This appeared to enrage the mutants until Iji told them, "Sorry, I had some bad mead at Joe's Bar and it's starting to come back on me."
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