"Sure thing. That brings us up to five people. And to think, the others would have died if I had not come along. Although, they probably would smell better."
The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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The mutants stared at the talking Ram for a few moments. "1, does it look like we have Soap? 2 You're in a sewer. 3, We were abandoned at birth for our deformities and thrown in here. Cry me a river!" Said the mutants.
Meanwhile, in the center of the problem
Maddawg and his locust horde rounded up all the mutants and killing all who resisted or were unfit for manual labor.
"Yes...yes...phase 1 is almost complete." said Maddawg.
"Sir! We found this man in a wheelchair. He claims to be a genius and may be useful. We don't know what to do with him." said one of his locust grunts while bringing forth a bald man in a wheel chair.
"Hmm, what is your name mutant?"
Suddendly, a calming voice was heard inside his head.
"I am professor Xavier, don't be alarmed by the telepathic communications for I simply-" The train of thought was interupted when maddawg pushed the man into the acidic lake in the center of town. "OH GOD! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! WHY DO WE HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS UNDER MODERN CIVILZATION! AHH!....OH GOD IS THAT A CROCODILE!? WHAT THE FUC-AHHH!!!!!" were the last things that went through Maddawg's mind as the voice quieted.
He turned to his grunts "We already have Gordon Freeman and his Crowbar. We don't need someone invading my personal thoughts. Be glad he didn't do that during my private time." he said Glaring at the two before turning back to the mass line of Mutants being loaded into the trains for Nexus.
Meanwhile, in the center of the problem
Maddawg and his locust horde rounded up all the mutants and killing all who resisted or were unfit for manual labor.
"Yes...yes...phase 1 is almost complete." said Maddawg.
"Sir! We found this man in a wheelchair. He claims to be a genius and may be useful. We don't know what to do with him." said one of his locust grunts while bringing forth a bald man in a wheel chair.
"Hmm, what is your name mutant?"
Suddendly, a calming voice was heard inside his head.
"I am professor Xavier, don't be alarmed by the telepathic communications for I simply-" The train of thought was interupted when maddawg pushed the man into the acidic lake in the center of town. "OH GOD! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! WHY DO WE HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS UNDER MODERN CIVILZATION! AHH!....OH GOD IS THAT A CROCODILE!? WHAT THE FUC-AHHH!!!!!" were the last things that went through Maddawg's mind as the voice quieted.
He turned to his grunts "We already have Gordon Freeman and his Crowbar. We don't need someone invading my personal thoughts. Be glad he didn't do that during my private time." he said Glaring at the two before turning back to the mass line of Mutants being loaded into the trains for Nexus.
"There will be no joining until I get a damn bath!" Ram demanded, trying his best to shake off the gunk.
"NO BATHS FOR YOU! Slaves don't get baths. Only showers of pain!" the lead mutant cried, cracking a whip over the heroes.
"The hell we're doing any slave work for you!
Later in the Mining Pitts
"DAMN! Thanks for backing me up, yah chumps!" Ram growled, using his horns to break apart rocks.
"Sorry, but I tried to tell you my tech. was short-circuiting do to the water." Iji said, making do with a pick-axe.
"Plus you really shouldn't have called him those mean words..." Riahana added.
"I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH TOLD ME HE LOOKED LIKE HIS MOTHER MADE LOVE TO A LEPER-DONKEY!"
Added: While the new-slaves worked, Maddawg's troops began to invade the mine they were in, killing and/or capturing everyone they saw.
"NO BATHS FOR YOU! Slaves don't get baths. Only showers of pain!" the lead mutant cried, cracking a whip over the heroes.
"The hell we're doing any slave work for you!
Later in the Mining Pitts
"DAMN! Thanks for backing me up, yah chumps!" Ram growled, using his horns to break apart rocks.
"Sorry, but I tried to tell you my tech. was short-circuiting do to the water." Iji said, making do with a pick-axe.
"Plus you really shouldn't have called him those mean words..." Riahana added.
"I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH TOLD ME HE LOOKED LIKE HIS MOTHER MADE LOVE TO A LEPER-DONKEY!"
Added: While the new-slaves worked, Maddawg's troops began to invade the mine they were in, killing and/or capturing everyone they saw.
"Oh hey, my Nanogun is back online. I'll just start blasting this rock with the shotgun then. Just keep me covered and drown out the gunshots so they don't see me dig us out of here."
CybeRhianna was using her laser sword as a drill; She opened her command center.
Command: Fake Short Circuit
Are you sure you want to do this
Yes.
Sparks shot from her limbs
"N-n-n-n-n-n-need M-m-m-main- Maintenance or will explode.'
"That cover for You? if not I could use my Feminine wiles"
Command: Fake Short Circuit
Are you sure you want to do this
Yes.
Sparks shot from her limbs
"N-n-n-n-n-n-need M-m-m-main- Maintenance or will explode.'
"That cover for You? if not I could use my Feminine wiles"
Maddawg's locust grunts walked over to CyberRhianna and looked over the short circuiting machine.
"What do we do with it?" Asked Unamed grunt A to unamed grunt B.
"I don't know...we can't exactly kill it.....do we smash it or something?"
"I got a better idea. Let's take it apart...and build a go-cart with it!" Said Grunt A.
"That...is.....the...greatest....plan...EVER! QUICK! HAND ME THAT WRENCH!"
"What do we do with it?" Asked Unamed grunt A to unamed grunt B.
"I don't know...we can't exactly kill it.....do we smash it or something?"
"I got a better idea. Let's take it apart...and build a go-cart with it!" Said Grunt A.
"That...is.....the...greatest....plan...EVER! QUICK! HAND ME THAT WRENCH!"
"JEESSSUS, HE'LL COME FER MEEEE SOMEDAYYY!" Ram sang, his sweet baritone echoing off the walls, trying not to get the attention of the Locust troops.
"OY! Stop with that! I'll have no singing around here!" the go-cart idea locust said, turning away from Rhianna.
"OY! Stop with that! I'll have no singing around here!" the go-cart idea locust said, turning away from Rhianna.
"Wow, I didn't realize I had so much machine gun ammo in my field. Well, looks like this shotgun is gonna be a Buster Gun now, and that will get us out of here in no time."
Iji noticed the soldiers coming at her and unloaded on the poor bastards and then kicked the men surrounding Cyber into the walls.
"Come on, let's go. Ram, get Cyber and start running."
As Iji passed the dead Locust she shot, she murmered, "I'm sorry..."
Iji noticed the soldiers coming at her and unloaded on the poor bastards and then kicked the men surrounding Cyber into the walls.
"Come on, let's go. Ram, get Cyber and start running."
As Iji passed the dead Locust she shot, she murmered, "I'm sorry..."
The shotgun and machine gun settings can be combined to create the Buster gun which is a shotgun with no reload time, but requires MGun ammo.
Ragnorak (whom the slavers had mistaken for some sort of brown, furry cape on Ramthundar's back) began to awake. His weapons began to regain their glow as he rolled off Ram's back and stood up shakily, his knuckle's dragging on the ground. "Shit...I gotta take a piss..." Groggily, the ninja staggered over to a wall. "Hey...wher'd th' bathroom go? Mus' be behind the wall...wall, you ge' ou' my way righ' nowww...you're not ge'n ou' my way..."
Pulling his right arm back in a fist, he delivered the wall to it's maker with a single blow. Fortunately, it had been a good wall, so there wasn't much pain before the Great Mason in the Sky took it into His abode.
Diamonds shot out of the rubble like bullets, one of them smacking Xandus amusingly in the face. The sound of water could be heard as Ragnorak's voice echoed back along the new tunnel. "Hey, here's the bathroom! Gee, when'd we install a river? And why isn't the light working?"
Pulling his right arm back in a fist, he delivered the wall to it's maker with a single blow. Fortunately, it had been a good wall, so there wasn't much pain before the Great Mason in the Sky took it into His abode.
Diamonds shot out of the rubble like bullets, one of them smacking Xandus amusingly in the face. The sound of water could be heard as Ragnorak's voice echoed back along the new tunnel. "Hey, here's the bathroom! Gee, when'd we install a river? And why isn't the light working?"
Sensing that Rhianna needed a distraction, Ram did the only thing he knew well.
Unfortunately, Rag had already created the whole, making both distraction and escape.
....eh, screw it.
"MUSICAL RECITAL!" Ram declared to the Sith Lord, Top hat on and Cane at the ready.
"....No" came his angry reply, using his claymore to cut both cane and hat in half.
"Time for my second best thing I know well...GTFO!" Ram screamed, heading out the whole and picking up still grogy Ragnorak with his horns on the way.
Unfortunately, Rag had already created the whole, making both distraction and escape.
....eh, screw it.
"MUSICAL RECITAL!" Ram declared to the Sith Lord, Top hat on and Cane at the ready.
"....No" came his angry reply, using his claymore to cut both cane and hat in half.
"Time for my second best thing I know well...GTFO!" Ram screamed, heading out the whole and picking up still grogy Ragnorak with his horns on the way.
(Shit, sorry guys.)
"Wait... I sense a disturbance in the Triforce... Something is happening where Xandus and Maddawg are!" Ganondorf yelled.
He Enveloped himself in darkness and teleported himself to Nexus, by Maddawg who was with CyberRihanna and his grunts.
"What's going on here?" He said.
(You have no idea how long I've waited to make a Zelda character say that!)
"Wait... I sense a disturbance in the Triforce... Something is happening where Xandus and Maddawg are!" Ganondorf yelled.
He Enveloped himself in darkness and teleported himself to Nexus, by Maddawg who was with CyberRihanna and his grunts.
"What's going on here?" He said.
(You have no idea how long I've waited to make a Zelda character say that!)
The Maddawg hologram looked over at Ganondorf.
"Hello, I'm currently not in my office right now, if you'll need me on todays date "May 10th 2010, I'll be in the mutant town down the road to fuffil phase 1 of my 14 part plan. Please leave a message with your number and vital organs at the beep....Beeeeep..." said the hologram in Nexus.
"Hello, I'm currently not in my office right now, if you'll need me on todays date "May 10th 2010, I'll be in the mutant town down the road to fuffil phase 1 of my 14 part plan. Please leave a message with your number and vital organs at the beep....Beeeeep..." said the hologram in Nexus.
We're not in Nexus Fury. We're in a mutant town in a sewer system somewhere and even then, I'm not with Xandus and the other heroes >_>
Ah... Alright then.
A scared bokoblin walked over.
"Y-yes master?"
Ganondorf simply slashed it's guts open and layed it's organs in front of the hologram.
"MADDAWG! It's me, Ganondorf! I'll be there soon!" Ganondorf called his mighty steed on it's cellphone. It arrived and he took off down the road to the mutant town.
Do to the duration of the wait, we'll have to cancel both Hope's and Orion's current Reserves. Sowy.