The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

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Ramthundar

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"...meh," sighed Ram with a shrug, "It works. TO HADES!"

The group frolicked down the road of screaming souls and corpses, pausing when they in front of the infamous gates of hell.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

"They better be ready to abandon their NUTZ, all who face me!" Ram said, rolling on the floor/masses of damned souls. "K, that's my epic saying. You guys each get one before we head in."
 

Ramthundar

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"Nonsense, poopy-pants! This was a great idea that turned out to be a horrible plan!" Ram said. "Also, RUN LIKE HE-well, kind of odd to say that here, umm....RUN LIKE HEAVEN!"

Ram dashed into past Xandus and barely slipped by the army, running into one of the circles of hell.
 

hopeneverdies

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Iji was extremely lonely top-side. All around her were the bodies of everyone that had ventured into Hades. Feeling that disarming them would make her seem more evil, she looted the corpses of all of their weapons.

Afterwards, she went over to MetalSeadramon, whose body lay across the battlefield. Cold and empty. Iji was about to start digging a huge grave for him when she realized he was a machine. She jumped on top of his head and started working with his circuits. Knowing he needed some form of power, she assimilated some of her nanofield into him.

He was rebooted, albeit extremely weak, but alive. His eye opened up with a new light. During the entire Hades arc, she worked to bring back his strength.
 

Sam G

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Meanwhile, Sam was being tortured a whole lot.

"Ow! What the hell?!" she asked, as a lesser demon stuck a toothpick under the nail on her big toe and smacked it with a hammer, driving it deep inside her foot.
"You've made an enemy of the ruler of Hell. Not just an enemy, but a personal nemesis. That's a pretty big mistake, bearing in mind most people die eventually," the demon explained, before reaching for something sharp and wicked-looking.
"Mm-hmm, so what about Sho? He was Livingness's brother's nemesis for a good long while!"
"Mm-hmm, fair cop, but as it happens he worked as a grim reaper for a bit before turning to the side of evil, so he gets a... basically an "employee discount"." The demon stopped talking for a moment so he could focus on sticking the pointy thing into Sam.
"Ow! Knock it off! I don't like you much! When the heroes inevitably resurrect me from the dead, you're the first one I'm coming for!"
 
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A demon grabbed Frank. "WHO R U??" It demanded with bad grammar. "Oh I'm just a farmer, here to plant the crops." Frank answered. "Y R U CARRYIN A GUN?" It asked again. "To protect me from the rice bandits?" "WOT KIND OF FARMER R U?" It asked again. "I'M A LEAD FARMER ************!" He yelled as he shot him with his desert eagle. "THAT WAS FROM MY PRIVATE FERTILLARY! WHO ELSE WANTS A SAMPLE OF MA HOMEMADE BARREL!?"
 

Orinon

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CybeRyan was in hell a short period of time, he had a body then now he would have to learn to control his spark by itself, but he did have the ability to shoot energy and move objects. Speaking of which he flew up searching for Sam, seeing her he informed the others via telepathy
"There over by the magma waterfall and hurry she's getting tortured. He then saw someone familiar, Metalseadramon; he was a robot so his spark could technically, yes.
 

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Once Iji felt that MetalSeadramon could do it, they flew to Maddawg's Antarctic base, close to where Xandus had taken her not long before.

"Okay it's either this rock or that one," she mumbled to herself.

She pressed one and a door opened, with the same chime from before. Iji walked towards the War Room where Maddawg was sitting, looking at something she couldn't see.

"So, where's Xandus?"
"He's in Hades searching for Sho and--"
"And why does he need to do that?"
"Sam kamikazeed on him and they were both sent down. I couldn't go without either killing myself or living my worst nightmares and still not entering. The heroes have made it in however."
"And you didn't feel the need to suicide to help him, why?"
"He has the legions of the dead behind him. Besides, the entire point of the mission was to simply find Sho's spirit and put it into a new body. If he can find Sam's and hold him captive, it will be even better. Plus, I scavenged all of the heroes' weapons off of their abandoned bodies. Frank also owes me and Xandus his life. We can manipulate him now."

"Well, that's something."

"Another hero joined them as well. He can regenerate himself and make his own body into a lethal weapon. However, his regeneration can be controlled." Iji gestured at her Nanogun.

"I still don't see you much as a villain. Why did you defect anyway?"

"You see, when Earth was attacked, I was afraid to fight. The aliens looked human sort of and to kill them would seem wrong. Not killing them actually had benefits however. Assassinating their own leaders, providing me with supplies and such. The second race coming after them changed things."

"To maintain my morals, I didn't kill anyone directly. I set them up to attack each other, sabotaged their weapons, simply causing as much mayhem as possible while not committing it. When Xandus brought me to his gladiator arena, I remembered how much fun it was to set people up to die. It seemed appropiate."

"Well, it's weird, but if it makes sense to you, I can't stop you."

"Any more orders?"
 

Orinon

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Meanwhile down below.
Sam was being tortured
"Hey what?s that noise?"
Metalseadramon appeared but his eyes glowed bright red
"No my name is CybeRyan, and you will release that hero at once or fear my wrath."
"Whoa Cyber I thought you were a humanoid robot."
"I found this magnificent beast in hell, and now I have a new body, a very powerful body. Climb on I'll get you out."
"I see no other possible outcome."
 

Fury Is Me.

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Ganondorf walked up behind Xandus as Ram ran away.
"What's his problem?" He said.
"I don't know, he's weird like tha- HOLY SHIT! How did you end up down here?!" Xandus said.
"Remember when Loggy threw that laptop at me with all the..."Ganondorf said.
"Yeah, that was funny." Xandus said.
"Well, It made me think that if people honestly think of ME as gay, I have no point in living, so I killed myself, it's no surprise I ended up down here." Ganondorf said.
"Ah, well, you wanna come back with us?" Xandus said.
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Code:
Yes, you were an exccelent comrade, we could use your help.
" Death said.
"I don't even know you..." Ganondorf said to Death.
"
Code:
 Oh... right... ok then...[code]" Death said.
"But sure, I'll come back. Hell is boring, I already beat up Satan." Ganondorf said.
"PERFECT! Group hug!" Xandus said. They all hugged in a totally non-gay way.
 

Orinon

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Metalseadramon/Ryan gave Sam a ride on his back and the two flew out of hell's gates.
Xandus saw him from below
"Why do I have feeling threes an illogical explanation to what I'm seeing?
Xandus shouted ?HEY SEADRAMON, WHY YOU HELPING THE HEROES?"
"BEACUSE I CAN, ULTIMATE STREAM"
With that he blasted Xandus his old master
 
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"Must I always be the one to step up to you Xandus and errr, I'm sorry ganon but you're beard makes you look like a leprachaun." Frank stated, taking out a shishkebab. He then turned it to blizzard mode. "You can't do that!" Shouted Xandus. "Thankyou fallout nexus." Preached Frank.
 

Orinon

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Ryan was in his old body
"Ow, being sliced in half not fun, but the spark has merged with my own what could it do."
He might not find out because Xandus kicked him into a lava pool.
"Survive that you stupid cyborg."
[spoiler/] I am going somewhere with this, so don?t try to stop it[/spoiler]
 

Sam G

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"Hmm. Unless I'm very much mistaken, it would appear that I'm being dragged to Hell. That's not entirely cricket, is it?" Sam turned her head and noticed the Grim Reaper holding her by the back of her cardigan and walking towards a flaming staircase. "'Scuse me, would you mind letting go?"
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NO.
"Oh, don't be a jerk! Is this about that time I knocked you out? Death, you need to learn to let things go!"
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I... DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,
Death mumbled unconvincingly.
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I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, IS ALL.
"You're acting like a child. Anyway, that wasn't even me! It was Anime-Satan's immortal cousin possessing my body!" Samantha sighed. "Look, would it help if I said sorry?" Death considered this for a moment.
Code:
...NO.
"Alright, looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way..." Samantha muttered reluctantly, before kicking Death's feet out from under him and dropping into a fighting stance.
 

Fury Is Me.

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"HEY! Don't you ignore me Frank! Xandus, pick someone else, I'll take this pussy." Ganondorf said.
"Alright, if you say so." Xandus replied.
Ganondorf walked slowly towards Frank and then stopped 2 feet from his face, then quickly swung his sword at Frank's neck.
 
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Frank saw it coming. He ducked under the sword, going into a low stance as he lept back. He held up his own, silver sword, very strong but light as well. "All right, you wanna go? You best hope I'm not after your lucky charms." Mocked Frank. He dashed towards Ganon, countering his attack at slamming Ganon's sword deep into the ground. Frank elbowed ganon in the face, sending him back from his sword. "Hey, I've got a present for you." Frank pulled out his middle finger from his pocket and swore at him.
 

Fury Is Me.

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"And I've got a present for you." Ganondorf raised one arm and a triforce crest showed up. Then a rush of dark energy began to pull Frank to Ganondorf. Eventually, Frank lost footing and was hurled straight at Ganondorf, who punched him right in the face once he got there. Then Ganondorf picked up his swords and flipped Frank the bird himself.
 
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Frank jumped to his feet, moved back a few paces then took out a lighter. "Ever heard the rumour that farts are flammable." He asked. "That's a stupid myth." Replied Ganondorf. "Oh yeah? WELL I'M A BLOODY MYTHBUSTER!" Yelled Frank as he dropped his pants, sparked the lighter and let rip. A wall of fire caught Ganon, melting his armour from the immence heat. "That shit's like hell fire!" Ganon exclaimed. "Well I did just have a vindaloo" Frank said back.