The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Fury Is Me.]

"AH! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!" Ganondorf fell to the ground and did so. Then ggot back up. "LITTLE BASTARD! TAKE THIS!" Ganondorf leaped high into the air and slammed Frank to the ground with the dull edge of his blade. Then began to beat his in the face. "You. Never. Payed. Child. SUPPORT!" Ganondorf stopped for a moment. "Wait... I don't have kids..." He went back to pounding fFranks face in. "You. Little. *****! I'll. Teach you. What. Happens. When. You. Mess. With. ME!" He said.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Ow, ow, ow OKAY CUT IT OUT!" Frank lost his temper and headbutted ganon. H e kicked him off and stood up. "You want a game of fistycuffs?" At this, Frank started beating ganon in the face twice as fast as ganon. He grabbed Ganon and threw him into the onslaught of demons. "Have fun with your new friends!" Laughed Frank as the demons sharpened their torture instruments.

 

[Orinon]

The lava pool began to bubble
"Wasn't Ryan in there?"
"Yep"
"Let me guess he's gonna come out more powerful and unharmed."
?Yep."
A mechanical arm shot out; when he surfaced they could see clearly this Ryan was different
[spoiler/] http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=+dragonoid+robot#/d28w4vw
Look at my avatar [/spoiler]
CybeRyan smiled "Enter the Dragon!?
Frank was astonished "how did that happen"
"When I got kicked in the lava Metalseadramons and my spark got fused together, and this is the result

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Frank dusted off his hands and turned around for a second, then heard a sound behind him. He turned around and saw bent metal everywhere and demons with torture instruments jammed into their bodies. Ganondorf was brushing his sleeves off and he noticed Frank lookin. "Oh? You're still here? What was that you said before? 'Have fun with your new demon friends.'? Well I did." Ganondorf smiled.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan appeared before Gannon,
"Fear the Dragons wrath!"
He then used his mini guns attached to his wrists to blast at Gannon.
"Red Fear!" Ryan shouted as he slashed at Gannon with his red sword.
Gannon was dazed
"What since when did he get a sword or mini guns?"
"Since I was pushed in the Lava which fused me with Metalseadramon oh and
[HEADING=1] ULTIMATE FIRE [/HEADING]
A laser beam of intense flames blasted Gannon
"That was my old Inferno blaster mixed with my energy lasers and the Ultimate Stream."
Gannon was shocked and in pain "Wow, did that magma didn't do anything to hurt you?"
"Nope not a burn or scratch."
Gannon grabbed one of the demons and dived into the magma
"That only works with robots you moron"
50 feet below the magma surface
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
[spoiler/] I look like my avatar now, If anyone wants I can write out my abilities and weapons also Red Fear is that kickass sword, yes when modifying the picture I did just reverse colours but thats what he looks like [/spoiler]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf died in the lava then jjust popped back up in front of everyone.
CybeRyan doubled backwards. "HOLY SHIT! YOU DIDN'T DIE?!" He said.
"Uuuuhhh, no. I'm already dead. Can't die once your dead. But I wan't my old body back... I need to get back to it before it decays... And you're in my way..." Ganondorf's eyes went white and the triforce crest on his arm glowed brightly. "Ganon, mark: Ocarina!" He shouted. Then he transformed into Ganon, but in a more humanoid form, with two giagantic swords.
He stared down and CybeRyan, who was now puny. "Well then... Shall we fight?" He said.

 

[Sam G]

"Okay, no, hang on," Sam called, removing her shoe from Death's skull, "If none of us can die, what's the point of us fighting at all? We're never going to get anywhere! The sensible thing to do would be to return to the land of the living, then start fighting again!"

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan stood 9 feet tall now, he walked up to Sam, "Well we are at the gates of hell we could leave but I want to say one cliché."
"Which one are you going to make?"Sam asked
Ryan aimed his mini guns at Gannon and shot the already him in the head
"BOOM HEADSHOT"
He then grabbed Samantha, an put ram, rag, and frank on his back and began to fly them out of hell.
"Don't touch the sword, you'll just get burnt." he warned them
"How can we avoid touching it it covers most of your back."
"Quit complaining" said Rag who had to hold on to CybeRyans tail.

 

[000Ronald]

Back where things are alive

"You, the queer looking one. Are you coming?"

The Logician shook his head. "Can't. I'm too...eah, pure is the wrong word. I'm too inherently good."

The nymph shrugged, and closed the portal. "Whatever. Not my job to keep you from keeping you from killing yourself."

You stole that from The Simpsons, you bastard.

"Yeah, well you can go to hell, disembodied voice."

The Logician waved. "No thanks, but thanks. Can you imagine what fire and brimstone would do to my hair?"

He's gone, Reg.

"I know, but it was too good to pass up."

Yeah, whatever. So what are we going to do now? I mean, I'm content to catch up on Bleach (and then Onepiece) but I'm sure you have some stupid 'plan' that requires 'action' to 'suceed'.

"I'm gonna help the guys in my own way, yeah. Hopefully I'll have a series of awesome, mind-blowing adventures along the way, like a combination of Kung Fu and Walker; Texas Ranger."

I'd tell you all the things wrong with that, but I hear Aizen turned into a sock puppet. I'll settle for calling you a cretin.

"Fair enough."

Get to work you tiny pale fuckwit!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganon got shot in the head but just disappeared and re-appeared.
"You'll pay for that once we're all in the world of the living again." Ganon said., then he transfomed back into Ganondorf.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Iji watched the battle through Maddawg's scrying portal. The fight began to slowly creep towards the land of the living, where she would finally be able to get back into the action.

She ran out of the base and hopped onto MetalSeadramon's back, flying towards where Yuka had his shop.

"Look, I'm not here for ammo, there's going to be a massive war coming from the depths of Hades and it needs to end fast."

"And you expect me to help you?"

"Do you want to be ripped in half when you aren't looking?

"Well no, but we Tasen are still on the brink of extinction as it is."

"They don't have nanoweaponry."

"That changes things some, but that's not a risk I'm willing to take, since we can still be stabbed and blown up."

"How about all women, children, and laborers stay here and you whip up some of those combat drugs you pumped yourself with back at the facility for the military?"

"I don't know what you're talking about?"

"You survived a shot from a rocket launcher, no ordinary Tasen soldier can do that. Plus I know the effects wear off after a while. You still seem to be in great shape."

"Fine, how long do we have?"

"Not very long, just rally your troops and distribute the drugs now and get on a ship and follow me. I know exactly where the fight is going to be."

Spoiler: OOC

If I'm making a comeback, it's going to be a big comeback.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

Ganondorf still has an army... and a few Boss characters from the seires.

 

[000Ronald]

Spoiler: OOC

If you're trying to reassure me, then OMG I GET TO HAVE AWESOME BOSS FIGHT!

If not...I have something else planned. And something else after that.

'pologies.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

I'm just saying, Iji has an army, and Ganondorf has an army. Shit might happen.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Goodness gracious, here I go for a fun romp around the Lower Levels of Hell, hoping we could get a fun little adventure in Hades going, but NOOOOOooo, we just gotta go straight to the fighting, hmmm?" whined Ram, snuggling closer to Ryan as he was held in his big, dragon, robot arms.

"Hey, it's still some good fun, yeah? Explosions, blood splattering everywhere, random-sexual happenings, what more could yah want?!" Sam retorted back, riding Ryan's neck like a pretty-pink pony.

"Eh, just miss the good ole' days. Nothing but running around doing crazy, stupid shit. Ahhh, what stupid shit that was."

"Wonderful news grandpa, now just hold on, we're almost to the surface" said the robot-dragon Ryan, the light of the Over-World glimmering above.

"GrumblemumbleI'mnotoldyou'retodamnyounggrumblerstupidrobotdragonfairy..."

"What was that?" Ryan demanded, lifting Ram up by the scruff.

"Nothing, nothing, don't get your frills in a twist, Pinky."

 

[Orinon]

"PINK, PINK I'm red you moron!"
He then saw a tunnel; it looked like an alternate route to the surface.
When he flew up there was an odd smell of Bougatsa, they emerged in a river
"Where are we?" asked Ram getting off Ryan
"My GPS tells me we are in Greece, in the stygian river. This has a route to the underworld"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Greece? ERRRK" Ram cried, taking some soap and scrubbing himself off.

"What's that for? I'll have you know my armor is spotless!" Ryan said, angry at this insult to his hygiene.

"No,no it's not that. Were in Greece! GREECE! That means I'm in the same area as those dirty Greek Mythos scum...EEEEERGH. I'm going to have to wash myself for the entire day!"

 

[Orinon]

"Uh oh if we're in greece than Kratos might be around so keep quiet."

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Oh Greece eh?" Said Frank surprised. "Well just let me visit the local shopping center and I'll be happy." He continued. "Why, fancy getting a tourist gift?" Asked Ram. "Well, if you consider a 10 megaton bomb to be a Tourist gift then yes, I am." Replied Frank.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

The sky above Frank turned to shit with lightning and thunder. The ground beneath him trembled and gave way causing him to fall down into a pit. As he shook himself off he noticcced hundreds of copperhead snakes sorrounding him.He shut his eyes, thinking that death awaited him. But the snakes stopped and parted in front of him revealing something far worse than death.Tell me frank did you think you could get away from me so easiley? Said the short leprechaun infront of him.