The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Tch. Steampunk this time!?" Sho said angrily. "I never understood the trend..." Sho sighed and examined himself. "Man, I'm gonna miss being an anime character..."
"JRPG villain..." Grimm mumbled.
"WHATEVER! My art was anime-esque!" Sho snapped back
"Not the point..." Grimm replied
"FINE! I miss being an anime like JRPG villain! Happy now?!"
"Yes actually." Grimm said pleased with himself

Spoiler: Uhhhhh

Yea, Steampunk never caught on with me... I'm fine with this being the plot, I just have no clue as to what the trend IS. So, anyone who wants to redesign my character, please do. Because I'm not going to be able to DX

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: ajb

Think like that, kinda like modern tech, only on your body and powered by ssteam engines. It looks very Victorian era and there are ALOT of valves for the steam to escape. So you're basically turned into a victorian era cyborg.

 

[Sam G]

"Oh, gosh-bloody-fricking-darn it," Samantha mumbled, glancing down at her new body. "I'm with Sho on this one. I never really got steampunk..." She pulled a microphone out of her bag and started singing that song by Kylie about spinning that I can't remember what goes like, and in a flash she was back to her delicious anime-style self.
"Hey, Sho!" She cried to her nemesis. "Wanna dance?" She smiled and winked. "Guess it sucks to be you then!" And with that she threw her microphone at Sho, hitting him squarely between the eyes and breaking it perfectly in half.

 

[Orinon]

"Oh, gosh-bloody-fricking-darn it," Samantha mumbled, glancing down at her new body. "I'm with Sho on this one. I never really got steampunk..." She pulled a microphone out of her bag and started singing that song by Kylie about spinning that I can't remember what goes like, and in a flash she was back to her delicious anime-style self.
"Hey, Sho!" She cried to her nemesis. "Wanna dance?" She smiled and winked. "Guess it sucks to be you then!" And with that she threw her microphone at Sho, hitting him squarely between the eyes and breaking it perfectly in half.

Well technically you could get away with victorian era clothing but any technology you have becomes brass and powered by steam.

 

[Orinon]

A blacksmith noticed the odd group standing around
"I say, what brings you boys here."
"Yeah Cyber how did we get here." asked a confused Samantha, who ended up in Victorian era clothes, a light blue evening dress and corset with white boots.
Sho was in a black Victorian era suit with black gloves, a black tail coat a black vest black silk shirt black trousers, and black shoes. He also had a black bowler hat a cane and monocle.
CybeRyan pondered for a moment
"Hmmm when I was spinning Ganon around I must have made the earth spin backward causing us to go backwards in time, so all we got to do is get back in space, although it would seem all our flying technology is gone, I think I could make a steam punk rocket, but I?ll need several key components but remember this,
"Don't draw to much attention yourself we're in the past if we change too much we could screw up the galaxy.'
"Umm Cyber aren't you attracting most of the attention?" asked Sam who was correct as a nine foot tall dragonoid robot did attract attention.
"Guess your right ok wait a second?
He began to glow until a white silhouette remained, which altered into a familiar form.
A girl with red hair a simple brown leather corset and plain white dress, she wore a pair of goggles on her head and had two flintlock pistols strapped to her hips, Red fear was still strapped to her back.
"Hi guys I?m back" said CybeRhianna

 

[ajb924]

"SWEET! I'm like an anime version of The Penguin!" Sho said
"The Penguin had an umbrella." Grimm mumbled.
"Oh, well then!" Sho threw the cane through a window.
"Wait, we're outside!" Grimm said confused.
"Whatever! I want an umbrella!" Sho said. He snatched Sam's infinite bag and dug inside of it until he found an umbrella.
"Now, TIME TO FUCK UP THE PAST!" Sho screamed happily.
"I just said not to..." CybeRhianna said.
"Don't care! I'm gonna find Victorian Batman. Then challenge him!" Sho said caught up in the moment.
"I thought you liked anime, not Batman." Samantha said confused.
"Well, I liked Arkham Asylum. So, I like Batman now." Sho said shrugging.
"Makes sense." Samantha replied
"Now who wants to-" But Sho was cut off before he could finish.
"Riddle me this! When time runs back, who aside from you comes to the past?" A voice asked in the distance.
"Wait. Wait. Wait." Grimm said. "NO. This is bullshit. The Riddler!? You put Sho in a penguin-esque outfit and this is what happens!?"
"So. Zetta. Awesome." Sho said bluntly.
"You see, when you all caused the world to go backwards, you weren't the only ones who went back in time!" The Riddler explained. "And now that I'm in the past, I will be able to create a perfect society! One where only the smart are alive!"

Spoiler: Yes.

Dress me like The Penguin, and The Riddler is the next plot device I pull out of nowhere.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"They make hats for llamas now? No wait, they made hats for llamas then? Haha, past tence!" Louis laughed, and adjusted his top hat and monicle.
"Please don't make a llamas with hats reference." Mumbled grimm.
"I have the rumblies, that only hands will satisfy."
Louis licked his lips and grim face palmed.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf kept staring at is pressurized air arm cannon. "Heeheehee! I'm like freaking Samus now! Only without the boobs and the skimpy blue suit. AND THIS MONOCLE! It competly defines my class! Now come gents! Let's go find some tea!"

 

[hopeneverdies]

Iji slipped into a back alley for a quick diagnostics check. It seemed her nanofield would occasionally golden sparks and her Nanogun was now brass and adorned with gauges and steam vents. Thankfully the weapons remained the same, unable to adapt themselves. Her normal attire was replaced with a ridiculous dress and a corset so tight she could barely breathe. "Dan told of that my field and body were changed for mobility, but these clothes really don't help, " she murmered.
After making some slight adjustments, she rejoined the group.

 

[ajb924]

In the real world...
Anthony sat at his computer reading his previous post "Ughh.... Last time I post while high on codeine..."
Sam flew through Anthony's window and asked "Why are you taking pain killers?"
"Well, I fell down some stairs and busted my elbow!" Anthony said and pointed to his cast.
"You seem oddly proud of that." Sam said stunned
"Well, when I fell I saved my laptop! I'M A HERO!" Anthony exclaimed
"Uh huh... Just make sure your sober when you post from now on." Sam said and flew out the window.

BACK IN THE AA
The Riddlers head exploded and everything in that post can be ignored.

Spoiler: It's the sad truth.

I'm on SOOO much shit right now. I didn't even know I posted until I read it.

 

[Orinon]

"IJI, YOU *****!"
She pinned Iji to the wall and pointed a flintlock pistol at her head,
"Ow what the hell?"
"Don't play innocent it doesn't suit you, last time we met you nearly murdered me"
"What are you talking about?"
Sam checked CybeRhianna's Memory unit
"Hmmm, it would seem that her memory ends at when she last was being used so her last memory would be when you tried to destroy her."
"Oh ha-ha oops."

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Don't make me look like the bad girl here," cried Iji. The villains laughed at that one. "But, you had a sniper pointed at me first. And since then, you nearly killed me. You knocked out my nanofield."

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Errm Lji, one second please." Louis pulled her away from Cybe.
"What is it?"
"If cybe's got amnesia, however the hell that got into a robot I don't know, then try to jog he memory."
"I kind of am."
"Yeah, but if you want to stay alive then don't jog her memory with ones of ATTEMPTED MURDER!" Louis shouted.
"You know her better than most of us, but you're evil, try not to mention that last bit."
Louis pushed her back with Cybe.
"Have fun!" He smiled.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Remember the bus ride? "
"We drove off of a cliff."
"Er, how about when we took down Xandus?"
CybeRhianna's expression changed.

 

[Orinon]

To one of a mix between confusion, sadness, and still anger.
"You left the heroes so you could be with the villain you tried to defeat."
"Hmm what about that time I fixed you?" said Iji getting nervous
"Yeah trying to blow me up canceled that favor out."

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Louis facepalmed with his camel toe. (Oh ha ha.) "Are you having an oil period?"
Louis started to back away slowly.
"Good times, think of good times, oh how about the time we all got bladdered and ganondorf butt fucked a monkey!?" Louis laughed, and bumped into a very angry ganondorf.
"I refuse to withdraw that statement as it was a hilarious time and makes a good recurring gag which makes you beat me for comical effect." Louis said quickly to the giant ass sword swinging towards him.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"I NEVER BUTTFUCKED A MONKEY YOU STUPID LLAMA!!!" Ganondorf fired a blast of pressurized air at Frank's face.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"These pictures prove otherwise!" Louis dodged the fire ball and slammed the photos of ganondorf and rag getting freaky. "Wha- when.. how?"
Ganondorf recoiled in fear. Teamkiers suddenly took over louis' brain.
"Remember my first time here when i used to be frank? I remember your post about the moblins with the pictures!"
"Whaa? post? What u jabberin' about foo'?" Ganon's natural mr t reflexes came into play.
"I, have, no, idea.. But these pictures know all!" Louis stated, a little puzzled.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"... These are doctored! I can totally see the lines around that penis and myself!" Ganondorf said before shoving the pictures into his arm cannon and firing them.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRhianna grabbed the photos with her amazing extendo arm, she then analysed the photos
"Yep photo shopped."
""See I told you-arrrgh"
CybeRhianna hand shoved her hand in his mouth and retrieved what appeared to be a hair.
"Analyse substance"
"[color= blue] Acknowledged substance has been thoroughly analysed [/color]"
"Identify substance"
" Substance is the pubic hair of a monkey "
"Oh and Louis." said Cyber
"What."
CybeRhianna blasted Louis in the lama testicles
[HEADING=1]"Never Question My Actions Again!!!"[/HEADING]
"and never ever make that comment suggesting my actions are based off a flaw in a human females I?m a CYBORG and therefore incapable of having periods."
"Whoa Cyber," said Iji "Calm down, He didn't mean it."
"Ok Fine, I guess you are right, and sorry about the whole attacking you thing are we cool?"