Sorry I have not been on in a long time, but I've been touring Canada for a while.Anyone wanna clue me in and tell me if Lepre-Khan has done anything instead of telling that Locust to fire the laser in the time i've been gone?
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"Gee, I don't know where I could find a boiler. If only there was some sort of room with a boiler inside it."
"Well I never had a boiler room, why would I think of one? Besides, this shack doesn't have one. We'd have to steal one." said CybeRyan.
A family was seated around the dinner table enjoying a nice meal. Everything seemed to be going so nicely for them.
"So you want to ruin their happy lives to fix ours?" asked Iji.
"You're a villain, that shouldn't mean anything to you."
"I still have standards. But, it's the only way."
The door was kicked open and the pair rushed in and knocked the diners unconcious. Frank followed them inside with a cart to carry the boiler out on. After a hard fifteen minutes of heaves, the giant machine was loaded and pushed out the door.
"Well I never had a boiler room, why would I think of one? Besides, this shack doesn't have one. We'd have to steal one." said CybeRyan.
A family was seated around the dinner table enjoying a nice meal. Everything seemed to be going so nicely for them.
"So you want to ruin their happy lives to fix ours?" asked Iji.
"You're a villain, that shouldn't mean anything to you."
"I still have standards. But, it's the only way."
The door was kicked open and the pair rushed in and knocked the diners unconcious. Frank followed them inside with a cart to carry the boiler out on. After a hard fifteen minutes of heaves, the giant machine was loaded and pushed out the door.
@Khan You were pretty much forgotten.
@Fury Now why would Quote shoot Balrog?
@Fury Now why would Quote shoot Balrog?
Ok now that we have a proper boiler I can modify so it uses my sword as a heat source. Heck all I need is lots of piping and lots of leather.
He then began working on the boiler turning it into a steam punk rocket.
"I wouldn't feel too bad about that family I left them a large amount of money to compensate."
"Well what do you know; the Tin Man had a heart after all."
After several hours of tinkering
"Man I'm exhausted."
"I thought a Robot was tireless?"
"Nope only a love bot, me my energy cells are low, so I'm going to have some Scotch, sit on the couch and simply read this Book, Want to join me?"
"Umm what Book?" she said accepting the glass of scotch
CybeRyan opened the book but first he lit some candles to help via atmosphere.
The Book was a scrapbook of photos, showing various moments of awesomeness. CybeRyan killing Metalseadramon, Him popping out of the lava, the great battle at Greece, Beating the crap out of scythe, drinking milkshakes in space, dancing in space.
He then began working on the boiler turning it into a steam punk rocket.
"I wouldn't feel too bad about that family I left them a large amount of money to compensate."
"Well what do you know; the Tin Man had a heart after all."
After several hours of tinkering
"Man I'm exhausted."
"I thought a Robot was tireless?"
"Nope only a love bot, me my energy cells are low, so I'm going to have some Scotch, sit on the couch and simply read this Book, Want to join me?"
"Umm what Book?" she said accepting the glass of scotch
CybeRyan opened the book but first he lit some candles to help via atmosphere.
The Book was a scrapbook of photos, showing various moments of awesomeness. CybeRyan killing Metalseadramon, Him popping out of the lava, the great battle at Greece, Beating the crap out of scythe, drinking milkshakes in space, dancing in space.
Iji stared in awe at the Hades pictures.
"And here I was stuck on the surface with a soulless MSD. I really felt lonely without someone up there to talk to. Here, I still have some stuff leftover from the bus ride, just as personal keepsakes."
A videochip that looped the fall from the cliff, pictures of the swarm that nearly killed everyone and other such fond memories.
"I still feel like there is so much more that all of us could do. But the timeline and all... I just want more from everything," a tear fell from her eye.
"And here I was stuck on the surface with a soulless MSD. I really felt lonely without someone up there to talk to. Here, I still have some stuff leftover from the bus ride, just as personal keepsakes."
A videochip that looped the fall from the cliff, pictures of the swarm that nearly killed everyone and other such fond memories.
"I still feel like there is so much more that all of us could do. But the timeline and all... I just want more from everything," a tear fell from her eye.
It's extremely half-assed, I know that.
Gravity Toast phased in. All it did now was phase. Looking. Watching. Now and then, it stayed for a while. Now was one of those times.
It found the Universe it was in quite amusing. Doing a quick scan, it found that the nearest planet was Earth, whose inhabitants thought they were alone in the Omniverse. They were wrong.
In truth, there were over six thousand humanoid species in their Universe alone, thirty three arachnoid species, fourty two pasta-based lifeform types, and a superintelligent shade of the color blue.
Gravity Toast had been in the Omniverse since the beginning of time. IT had a constantly looping image of the rebirth of the Omniverse in its center, preserving its power and status as a frequent buyer at its local Warns & Mobells.
It floated towards the Planet Earth, hoping to find a source of entertainment in the chaos. If not that, maybe a good latte.
It found the Universe it was in quite amusing. Doing a quick scan, it found that the nearest planet was Earth, whose inhabitants thought they were alone in the Omniverse. They were wrong.
In truth, there were over six thousand humanoid species in their Universe alone, thirty three arachnoid species, fourty two pasta-based lifeform types, and a superintelligent shade of the color blue.
Gravity Toast had been in the Omniverse since the beginning of time. IT had a constantly looping image of the rebirth of the Omniverse in its center, preserving its power and status as a frequent buyer at its local Warns & Mobells.
It floated towards the Planet Earth, hoping to find a source of entertainment in the chaos. If not that, maybe a good latte.
With a resounding crash the door was blown through to the ground. A figure wearing black ODST armour swaggered into the room. "G'day mates! I reckon that I'm lost in the wrong bloody timeframe! And it seems that you lot are making a thingybob to get back to the right time! Mind if I join ya?"
CybeRyan looked up from his book and said "We are.... But why should we help you?"
"Cause I'm an Aussie!" Sarge Jakeman replied, taking off his trademark Akubra hat.
CybeRyan looked up from his book and said "We are.... But why should we help you?"
"Cause I'm an Aussie!" Sarge Jakeman replied, taking off his trademark Akubra hat.
"Ok fine, but don't ever knock down the furniture, doors or windows. Do you have a large amount of leather?"
"Of course not, what would an Australian ODST soldier be doing with large amounts of leather?"
"Well how should I know?"
Ganon poked his head through the door.
"Hey Ryan I found it."
"Excellent I let's go that's all we need except for some piping, which I told Louis to steal."
"What did he find?" asked Iji
"Come with me and you will find out."
they followed Ganon who lead them to an out of the way building it was abandoned but inside were several leather clad teenagers all were drinking there was a sharp knife in the middle of the room.
"Victorian era emo's a rich source of leather."
"So how are we going to get it from them?"
Asked Iji
CybeRyan took out a bat
"Persuasion."
"Of course not, what would an Australian ODST soldier be doing with large amounts of leather?"
"Well how should I know?"
Ganon poked his head through the door.
"Hey Ryan I found it."
"Excellent I let's go that's all we need except for some piping, which I told Louis to steal."
"What did he find?" asked Iji
"Come with me and you will find out."
they followed Ganon who lead them to an out of the way building it was abandoned but inside were several leather clad teenagers all were drinking there was a sharp knife in the middle of the room.
"Victorian era emo's a rich source of leather."
"So how are we going to get it from them?"
Asked Iji
CybeRyan took out a bat
"Persuasion."
"Mate, have a look at this! Emo-teens, grog, and an Aussie. Coincidence? I reckon it might be..... Gimme an hour, and these little kiddies will be out like a light. I am yet to find someone who can out drink me! And the buggers have had a head start!"
Iji and CybeRyan looked at each other and shrugged.
"Bloody Australians!" Ganon exclaimed.
Iji and CybeRyan looked at each other and shrugged.
"Bloody Australians!" Ganon exclaimed.
"Oh God! What are you!"
"I'm a customer. One French vanilla latte, please."
"...Oh... Okay." The Starbucks employee disappeared into the back of the store, as Gravity Toast waited for its coffee at the front of the line. Several people stared at it, watching as the image on its middle kept flashing about.
The employee emerged, holding a steaming cup of coffee. "Two fifty, sir."
Some money appeared and floated to the woman at the counter, along with a tip. The coffee floated up to Gravity Toast, and it floated out of the establishment.
A bit of coffee flew in a stream to Gravity Toasts's image, and it made a satisfied noise. "Wow, that's good." It floated off, in search of something else to do.
"I'm a customer. One French vanilla latte, please."
"...Oh... Okay." The Starbucks employee disappeared into the back of the store, as Gravity Toast waited for its coffee at the front of the line. Several people stared at it, watching as the image on its middle kept flashing about.
The employee emerged, holding a steaming cup of coffee. "Two fifty, sir."
Some money appeared and floated to the woman at the counter, along with a tip. The coffee floated up to Gravity Toast, and it floated out of the establishment.
A bit of coffee flew in a stream to Gravity Toasts's image, and it made a satisfied noise. "Wow, that's good." It floated off, in search of something else to do.
anondorf turned around and noticed Gravity Toast floating out of a Starbucks. "WHOA!!! TOAST!" Ganondorf pulled out a tub of butter and runs at Gravity Toast.
"Oy! He's one of us!" Iji shouted after Ganon.
The depressed look on his face was priceless, as if he'd lost the lottery by a number.
"Now if you don't mind, we're going to "persuade" some Victorian era emos to give up their clothes for the greater good."
His face lit up the second he heard emos and a beating stick appeared in his hands as he charged to the depressed group. Iji followed, ready for some face kickin'.
The depressed look on his face was priceless, as if he'd lost the lottery by a number.
"Now if you don't mind, we're going to "persuade" some Victorian era emos to give up their clothes for the greater good."
His face lit up the second he heard emos and a beating stick appeared in his hands as he charged to the depressed group. Iji followed, ready for some face kickin'.
CybeRyan decked the first one, then pulverised an Emo adjacent to him with his bat.
Iji kicked one in the face and elbowed another in the gut. Ganon fired his air cannon knocking one unconscious Gravity Toast slowly drank his Latte, while the Heroes and Villains beat the Crap out of them.
Iji kicked one in the face and elbowed another in the gut. Ganon fired his air cannon knocking one unconscious Gravity Toast slowly drank his Latte, while the Heroes and Villains beat the Crap out of them.
You see I'm putting us in a time travel ark, Basic idea put us in steam punk past future thing, than we finally get back to our time.
"Hey, how do you expect me to beat up Emo's and drink beer at the same time? No matter! Ooh look! A guitar! Come here EMO'S!" And with that, Sarge Jakeman beat the last emo to death with his randomly found guitar. "Well, that was a lot easier than drinking them to death. Not as fun though... So what now?"
A tiny yellow robot appear from the sky followed man both of which are flying. the man stops above the group. He points his wrist at Sarge Jakeman and fires a laser behind the man to hit a previously unseen emo, He lands in front of the group. the tiny robot shines a spotlight on him.
"Your safe now folks this whiny pests couldn't cut it against the greatest hero to ever live the one the only BOOSTER GOLD! clapping and cheering sounds come out of the robot.
"Your safe now folks this whiny pests couldn't cut it against the greatest hero to ever live the one the only BOOSTER GOLD! clapping and cheering sounds come out of the robot.
Ganondorf Warlock punched Booster Gold. "Oh look, I just defeated the greatest hero ever. Guess that makes me the greatest villain ever."
"Skeets tell me why did that just happen" said Booster to the tiny robot. "well sir I do believe that you showboating has once again caused someone to hit you also history stats that this man may be villain" it says sarcastically. Booster flies off to think, "I got it skeets we should take him down then, I'll use the bizzaro plan."
Booster and skeets return, and skeets says "Booster this am Ganondorf History not say he am greatest hero." Booster says to ganondorf "ME am greatest hero of bizzaro world bizzaro booster gold me no dishonored to forget you Ganondorf."
Booster and skeets return, and skeets says "Booster this am Ganondorf History not say he am greatest hero." Booster says to ganondorf "ME am greatest hero of bizzaro world bizzaro booster gold me no dishonored to forget you Ganondorf."
Ganondorf was not amused. His face showed this. He warlock punched Booster Gold again. "You should know better than to approach me again if you know I'm a villain."
