The figure looked around at the fangirls. With a snap of its fingers, they all exploded into a gory mess.
It stood up. More of them pushed it down. "FU-"
It stood up. More of them pushed it down. "FU-"
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'That...something... is being trampled by Justin Bieber fangirls.' says Skeets.
'That poor...something" says Booster preparing to go do battle.
Booster flies down and fires a Booster shot at Justin Bieber
'Eat laser ***** face.' shouts Booster as he shout Justin Bieber in the face
'That poor...something" says Booster preparing to go do battle.
Booster flies down and fires a Booster shot at Justin Bieber
'Eat laser ***** face.' shouts Booster as he shout Justin Bieber in the face
Maddawg begins his patrolling of the his new Earth base, having grown tired of mining the moon and chooses his old life of being a supreme dictator of the superior locust horde.
"Ahhh, don't you just love that smell Grim? Smells like the rotting corpses of hundreds of Nazi Zombies." Said Maddawg as he looked down at his engineers, busy implementing Steal guarded Windows and Automated Sentry turrets.
"You know. I expected the Zombie Apocalypse to be more....effective." Said Grim, watching the piles of Zombies grow larger and larger.
"Ahh, see now Grim. In reality, the Zombie Apocalypse is probably the easiest to survive. Once you block the zombies off with advanced weaponry, they really can't do anything, but charge into the bullets and die."
"Well, yeah but what about Rage Zombies."
"Rage Zombies aren't really dead though, they're infected with a virus. So technically its an Apocalypse caused by disease. They're two different things."
"You've been thinking this through for a while now haven't you?"
"Eh, it came with spending a good 5 months working on a Zombie Survival plan. Oh look out, one of the zombies got through." Maddawg said. "Take care of him Grim." he finished after kicking his abused sidekick in front of the Zombie.
The Nazi/Zombie charged after Grim, but rather then bite and infect him, decide that punching him would be a much better method. Don't ask me why, these guys are stupider then a sack of potatoes. Although that is an unfair comparison since Sack E. Potatoes graduated from Yale in 82 in the top ten of his class and went on to become one of the worlds leading monomolecular scientists before a horrible lab incident killed him by boiling him alive. It was a sad day in that institute, although they had a fresh meal all week now.
Moments later
Maddawg, tired of the smell of rotting Nazi Soldiers had retired to the science wing..where science stuff was happening. He didn't knew the logistics off it, but he knew that it meant doom for the entire world *Insert evil laugh here*
He started off by visiting his two top Scientist, One Gordon Freeman and One Dr. Horrible.
The two had finished their latest device. One of which they had not yet named, they just simply said that it was powerful enough to turn off the sun! And then they demonstrated. But it got too cold so they had the device create a new sun. DOUBLE SUN POWWEEEERRRR.....Ehem, sorry got a little carried away there, back to narrating.
"So gentlemen, how goes our plan to substitute the world's leading pop stars with robotic substitutes containing Hydrogen Bombs?" Asked Maddawg
"Well sir, we currently have Kesha, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and are currently working on grabbing Emeniem." said Horrible, since his Partner, Gordon, was mute.
"Excellent, where are the other 3 being held then?"
"Gaga and Kesha are being held in stasis deep within the base."
"And Bieber?"
"Well we threw him into boiling acid as quickly as possible."
"Excellent you both have done a brilliant job." Said Maddawg "Now begin Phase II of the plan! I'll be in my throne room acting evil!"
"Right away sir." Horrible said, giddy with joy after the compliment. After Maddawg walked away he turned to Freeman. "Mr. Freeman, you gotta let me update my blog about this! They have to know how I'm feeling."
Freeman rolled his eyes, rather then deal with a mopey Doctor he just waved his hand in a "Go ahead." motion and went back to work. Horrible skipped away and a few moments later a "Under attack" signal came from the Bieber bot. Gordon almost fell for the false alarm last month when the robot was hit by a water-bottle, but better safe then sorry now. He quickly grabbed the detonator and pressed it.
Meanwhile, With Bieber
Bieber looked on in horror as the laser crept closer to him at an alarming rate. Fear kept in one place, unable to do anything.
Suddenly a sign popped up in his vision, the sign read simply "Goodbye" to which Bieber quickly responded in his high pitch voice, "Oh crap."
"Ahhh, don't you just love that smell Grim? Smells like the rotting corpses of hundreds of Nazi Zombies." Said Maddawg as he looked down at his engineers, busy implementing Steal guarded Windows and Automated Sentry turrets.
"You know. I expected the Zombie Apocalypse to be more....effective." Said Grim, watching the piles of Zombies grow larger and larger.
"Ahh, see now Grim. In reality, the Zombie Apocalypse is probably the easiest to survive. Once you block the zombies off with advanced weaponry, they really can't do anything, but charge into the bullets and die."
"Well, yeah but what about Rage Zombies."
"Rage Zombies aren't really dead though, they're infected with a virus. So technically its an Apocalypse caused by disease. They're two different things."
"You've been thinking this through for a while now haven't you?"
"Eh, it came with spending a good 5 months working on a Zombie Survival plan. Oh look out, one of the zombies got through." Maddawg said. "Take care of him Grim." he finished after kicking his abused sidekick in front of the Zombie.
The Nazi/Zombie charged after Grim, but rather then bite and infect him, decide that punching him would be a much better method. Don't ask me why, these guys are stupider then a sack of potatoes. Although that is an unfair comparison since Sack E. Potatoes graduated from Yale in 82 in the top ten of his class and went on to become one of the worlds leading monomolecular scientists before a horrible lab incident killed him by boiling him alive. It was a sad day in that institute, although they had a fresh meal all week now.
Moments later
Maddawg, tired of the smell of rotting Nazi Soldiers had retired to the science wing..where science stuff was happening. He didn't knew the logistics off it, but he knew that it meant doom for the entire world *Insert evil laugh here*
He started off by visiting his two top Scientist, One Gordon Freeman and One Dr. Horrible.
The two had finished their latest device. One of which they had not yet named, they just simply said that it was powerful enough to turn off the sun! And then they demonstrated. But it got too cold so they had the device create a new sun. DOUBLE SUN POWWEEEERRRR.....Ehem, sorry got a little carried away there, back to narrating.
"So gentlemen, how goes our plan to substitute the world's leading pop stars with robotic substitutes containing Hydrogen Bombs?" Asked Maddawg
"Well sir, we currently have Kesha, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and are currently working on grabbing Emeniem." said Horrible, since his Partner, Gordon, was mute.
"Excellent, where are the other 3 being held then?"
"Gaga and Kesha are being held in stasis deep within the base."
"And Bieber?"
"Well we threw him into boiling acid as quickly as possible."
"Excellent you both have done a brilliant job." Said Maddawg "Now begin Phase II of the plan! I'll be in my throne room acting evil!"
"Right away sir." Horrible said, giddy with joy after the compliment. After Maddawg walked away he turned to Freeman. "Mr. Freeman, you gotta let me update my blog about this! They have to know how I'm feeling."
Freeman rolled his eyes, rather then deal with a mopey Doctor he just waved his hand in a "Go ahead." motion and went back to work. Horrible skipped away and a few moments later a "Under attack" signal came from the Bieber bot. Gordon almost fell for the false alarm last month when the robot was hit by a water-bottle, but better safe then sorry now. He quickly grabbed the detonator and pressed it.
Meanwhile, With Bieber
Bieber looked on in horror as the laser crept closer to him at an alarming rate. Fear kept in one place, unable to do anything.
Suddenly a sign popped up in his vision, the sign read simply "Goodbye" to which Bieber quickly responded in his high pitch voice, "Oh crap."
Scarlet Night had managed to get in the ship, she would need to destroy the sithlings if she didn't the midichlorians might attracted Xandus's attention.
She removed her ninja clothes and had changed into a pair of Camo pants and a Black t-shirt. .
She then found a group of sithlings. She smiled and said the phrase
"I am Transformed."
She then turned into a strange creature similar to the massive monstrous dragonoid cyborg but it was now organic the mini guns were gone, but it wouldn't need them. The beast attacked and killed them with perfect precision
At which she transformed back this time with the clothes Ryan had when he got reformatted.
"There back to normal old Rhianna for now.
She removed her ninja clothes and had changed into a pair of Camo pants and a Black t-shirt. .
She then found a group of sithlings. She smiled and said the phrase
"I am Transformed."
She then turned into a strange creature similar to the massive monstrous dragonoid cyborg but it was now organic the mini guns were gone, but it wouldn't need them. The beast attacked and killed them with perfect precision
At which she transformed back this time with the clothes Ryan had when he got reformatted.
"There back to normal old Rhianna for now.
"So. If these two had to fight, who would win?" Said the Locust grunt named Steven to his friend Chad."
"Its no contest, Ryu would kick Ken's ass."
"Are you kidding me man? Ryu may have the Hydouken. But Ken has the Shourken and the Hydouken!"
"Why are we having a hypothetical battle between these two? They've already fought each other multiple times!"
Suddenly, a bright ball of fire appeared in the distance.
"What do you think that is."
"Probably the Beiber-bot. He's been trying to improve his image in Germany for quite some time now. Boy,it would suck if anyone is near it."
"You know who it would really suck for? If someone ate Bieber moments before he exploded." Said Steven.
"Who would be stupid enough to eat Bieber?" Asked Chad.
"Well, it wouldn't matter anyways, at that range, you would just go poof! There wouldn't be anything left of you."
"Ya, I guess it really would suck."
"Ya....alright, so Vader versus Obi Wan Kenobi."
"Its no contest, Ryu would kick Ken's ass."
"Are you kidding me man? Ryu may have the Hydouken. But Ken has the Shourken and the Hydouken!"
"Why are we having a hypothetical battle between these two? They've already fought each other multiple times!"
Suddenly, a bright ball of fire appeared in the distance.
"What do you think that is."
"Probably the Beiber-bot. He's been trying to improve his image in Germany for quite some time now. Boy,it would suck if anyone is near it."
"You know who it would really suck for? If someone ate Bieber moments before he exploded." Said Steven.
"Who would be stupid enough to eat Bieber?" Asked Chad.
"Well, it wouldn't matter anyways, at that range, you would just go poof! There wouldn't be anything left of you."
"Ya, I guess it really would suck."
"Ya....alright, so Vader versus Obi Wan Kenobi."
Hey, I gave you two hours to fix it. You didn't, so I assumed that you didn't want to.
Rhianna now decided to swap use her fighting abilities and her alliance with C.C. along with the Guren which was waiting for the codeword to make her attack. as for now she would just have to find the others beat and get them off the ship because when she was done there wouldn't be a ship.
Mean while on earth
Left unchcked the Nazi Zombies used heir guns and their special racial trait of being already dead were slowly destroying germany and making there way to Italy however the sherman tanks were easier to stop as they ignition switch no longer worked.
Mean while on earth
Left unchcked the Nazi Zombies used heir guns and their special racial trait of being already dead were slowly destroying germany and making there way to Italy however the sherman tanks were easier to stop as they ignition switch no longer worked.
Maddawg sat in his throne room, his right hand men Grim and Captain Sky at his sides. The double giant over-compensating for something doors opened wide and two Locust Butcher's dragged in Emeniem. They threw him toward the ground and Maddawg smiled evily.
"Excellent! With this, I will control the world through music!" Said the Locust general.
"You still haven't quite told us how you plan to control the world through music." Said Grim.
"Must I explain everything to you Grim? We will put all of these artists in one giant tour, from city to city. Each one larger then the last. The amount of money we will make will be insurmountable an-"
"That's not really taking over the world, that's just being a Capitalist."
"SHUT-UP! ITS IN THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA!"
"But We're in Germany! Heck, you built this city over the destroyed remains of Berlin and had David Hasslehoff skinned alive and used as a rug!"
"Yes, and now Emeniem's shoes are scuffing him up. We'll have to send him to the Dry-cleaners about that. Sky, can you call them later and remember to tell them to wash between the wrinkles too."
"Um..excuse me, but can anyone tell me what I'm doing here? I mean, I remember walking off stage...and getting in my car to drive home and then it's all a blur."
"Well Mr. Emeniem, you're here because you are the biggest thing in rap that still exists. Heck, you were big in the 90s and here you are 20 years later."
"So you aren't gonna let me go?"
"Nope, we're just gonna let you starve to death in a Dungeon. Heck, if you're lucky, you can probably survive off of Gaga's remains." and with a swing of his hands, the Butchers dragged Emeniem away.
"Excellent! With this, I will control the world through music!" Said the Locust general.
"You still haven't quite told us how you plan to control the world through music." Said Grim.
"Must I explain everything to you Grim? We will put all of these artists in one giant tour, from city to city. Each one larger then the last. The amount of money we will make will be insurmountable an-"
"That's not really taking over the world, that's just being a Capitalist."
"SHUT-UP! ITS IN THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA!"
"But We're in Germany! Heck, you built this city over the destroyed remains of Berlin and had David Hasslehoff skinned alive and used as a rug!"
"Yes, and now Emeniem's shoes are scuffing him up. We'll have to send him to the Dry-cleaners about that. Sky, can you call them later and remember to tell them to wash between the wrinkles too."
"Um..excuse me, but can anyone tell me what I'm doing here? I mean, I remember walking off stage...and getting in my car to drive home and then it's all a blur."
"Well Mr. Emeniem, you're here because you are the biggest thing in rap that still exists. Heck, you were big in the 90s and here you are 20 years later."
"So you aren't gonna let me go?"
"Nope, we're just gonna let you starve to death in a Dungeon. Heck, if you're lucky, you can probably survive off of Gaga's remains." and with a swing of his hands, the Butchers dragged Emeniem away.
Jakeman looked down at the remains of his guitar. "YOU MONSTER! That was my best guitar, I left the rest of them in THE PAST! Oh well, this ship is doomed anyways. BYE BYE!" Jakeman laughed as he then pushed the button for the ship's self destruct sequence.
"Thats not good is it?" Saito sighed.
"No, it's not." Shiki agreed.
The floor around Jakeman opened and he fell out of the ship as it exploded spectacularly with the three anime kids, Ryan and all Jakeman's sithlings. "That wasn't as well thought out as I thought..." Jakeman said to no one in particular, still falling from the sky. "Oh hey look! A ROFLCOPTAR!!!! That is my ticket out of here! YAY!" Jakeman managed to grab a hold of the ROFLCOPTAR and got in.
"OK, which one of you BASTARDS stole the KEYS TO MAH ROFLCOPTAR?!?!?!?!????!??!?????"
"Thats not good is it?" Saito sighed.
"No, it's not." Shiki agreed.
The floor around Jakeman opened and he fell out of the ship as it exploded spectacularly with the three anime kids, Ryan and all Jakeman's sithlings. "That wasn't as well thought out as I thought..." Jakeman said to no one in particular, still falling from the sky. "Oh hey look! A ROFLCOPTAR!!!! That is my ticket out of here! YAY!" Jakeman managed to grab a hold of the ROFLCOPTAR and got in.
"OK, which one of you BASTARDS stole the KEYS TO MAH ROFLCOPTAR?!?!?!?!????!??!?????"
"What do we do now?!" Shiki cried
"Quick, to the bi-plane!" Kazuki shouted.
"That's been destroyed already..." Both Shiki and Saito said.
"Hey, I have an idea!" Kazuki just happened to be looking at the pile of sithlings.
"No..." Saito said.
"Hell no" Shiki added.
Moments later
"I can't believe we're doing this..." Saito sighed.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures, partner." Deflinger said.
As the ship exploded, the three of them made a make-shift space pod from the bodies of guards and sithlings
"Here we go... 3... 2... 1.... SUNLIGHT THRUSTA!!!!!"
Using Kazuki's lance as a rocket system, the make-shift escape pod blasted off what remained of the ship and into the earth... Unfortunately the bodies began to burn up in the atmosphere, leaving the three of them unprotected.
"Damnit it burns!!" Shiki screamed
Meanwhile...
Hey Long, the Wandering Black Dragon watched as his students plummeted into the earth.
"Not the way I would've done it, but okay." The martial arts master muttered.
Back with the boys
The three of them landed in a sizable crator some few miles away from what Saito could see to be the fortress of some super villain named Maddawg.
"Shall we press on?" Shiki wondered.
"Of course! We must fight for justice, honor and kittens!" Kazuki shouted.
A tumbleweed... uh, tumbled by as he said this. His companions looked at him strangely.
"Um, let's just press on." Shiki said and drew a double-ended naginata.
"Quick, to the bi-plane!" Kazuki shouted.
"That's been destroyed already..." Both Shiki and Saito said.
"Hey, I have an idea!" Kazuki just happened to be looking at the pile of sithlings.
"No..." Saito said.
"Hell no" Shiki added.
Moments later
"I can't believe we're doing this..." Saito sighed.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures, partner." Deflinger said.
As the ship exploded, the three of them made a make-shift space pod from the bodies of guards and sithlings
"Here we go... 3... 2... 1.... SUNLIGHT THRUSTA!!!!!"
Using Kazuki's lance as a rocket system, the make-shift escape pod blasted off what remained of the ship and into the earth... Unfortunately the bodies began to burn up in the atmosphere, leaving the three of them unprotected.
"Damnit it burns!!" Shiki screamed
Meanwhile...
Hey Long, the Wandering Black Dragon watched as his students plummeted into the earth.
"Not the way I would've done it, but okay." The martial arts master muttered.
Back with the boys
The three of them landed in a sizable crator some few miles away from what Saito could see to be the fortress of some super villain named Maddawg.
"Shall we press on?" Shiki wondered.
"Of course! We must fight for justice, honor and kittens!" Kazuki shouted.
A tumbleweed... uh, tumbled by as he said this. His companions looked at him strangely.
"Um, let's just press on." Shiki said and drew a double-ended naginata.
Rhianna watched as the ship exploded around her, luckily the sithlings were dead now so she just had to get C.C. and herself out. Luckily Jakemen couldn't resist putting in some orbital drop pods. She put them both in a single pod, suddenly a red light pinged
Maximum weight exceeded
"ARE YOU SERIUOS, WHAT KIND OF DROP POD HAS A MAXIMUM WEIGHT LIMIT?"
Luckily she could eject by activating the emergency release system, she grabbed a gun from a sithlings and fired upon the control panel. The damage caused the emergency systems to activate, including dropping the pods.
[spoiler/] Since I forgot to say this earlier
Yay Maddawg's back [/spoiler]
Maximum weight exceeded
"ARE YOU SERIUOS, WHAT KIND OF DROP POD HAS A MAXIMUM WEIGHT LIMIT?"
Luckily she could eject by activating the emergency release system, she grabbed a gun from a sithlings and fired upon the control panel. The damage caused the emergency systems to activate, including dropping the pods.
[spoiler/] Since I forgot to say this earlier
Yay Maddawg's back [/spoiler]
A ball of epic fire was plummiting towards Germany. It grew bigger and bigger, then went straight through Maddawg's roof, into the throne room. "WHAT THE-!" Yelled maddawg as the object landed in front of him in epicness.
A figure emerged from the smoke. "*Cough* That's it, I'm never flying with easyjet again." Mumbled Frank as he dusted himself off. He looked at maddawg, who looked like he had soiled himself. "Oh hey! Embarrasing! This isn't Poland is it? Cos if it is, the brochure was very misleading."
A figure emerged from the smoke. "*Cough* That's it, I'm never flying with easyjet again." Mumbled Frank as he dusted himself off. He looked at maddawg, who looked like he had soiled himself. "Oh hey! Embarrasing! This isn't Poland is it? Cos if it is, the brochure was very misleading."
The Nazi Zombies came through the hole in the roof they advanced upon Frank he instantly began shooting at the Zombies they almost overpowered him when several burning pods fell from the sky flattening the fortress burning the corpses but leaving Frank unharmed.
Rhianna was in one of the pods. The door wouldn't open so she kicked it out she emerged wearing a black T-Shirt Camo Pants, her scouter attached to her face. Wielding a laser rifle, she then blasted the only Nazi Zombie, its head vaporized to black ash.
"You gotta shoot-em in the head." she informed frank
"Why what's going on?"
"Well remember when the Germans invaded Italy, they're at it again except now it's a Zombie apocalypse. And this definitely this wasn't my fault."
"You tried to raise an army didn't you?"
"Ok fine, at least I'm going to personally destroy them."
"How there has to be millions of them."
"Well that crashing ship should slow them down, plus I found the armoury."
Suddenly a horde began shambling towards them. Rhianna began blasting them using the scouter to lock onto their heads.
"Frank the Hyper Space cube is in my left pocket, get it out and arm yourself, there's a laser pistol that should suit you nicely."
Rhianna was in one of the pods. The door wouldn't open so she kicked it out she emerged wearing a black T-Shirt Camo Pants, her scouter attached to her face. Wielding a laser rifle, she then blasted the only Nazi Zombie, its head vaporized to black ash.
"You gotta shoot-em in the head." she informed frank
"Why what's going on?"
"Well remember when the Germans invaded Italy, they're at it again except now it's a Zombie apocalypse. And this definitely this wasn't my fault."
"You tried to raise an army didn't you?"
"Ok fine, at least I'm going to personally destroy them."
"How there has to be millions of them."
"Well that crashing ship should slow them down, plus I found the armoury."
Suddenly a horde began shambling towards them. Rhianna began blasting them using the scouter to lock onto their heads.
"Frank the Hyper Space cube is in my left pocket, get it out and arm yourself, there's a laser pistol that should suit you nicely."
Jakeman was sitting in the ROFLCOPTAR at 30,000 feet in the air. "THis is somewhat familiar..." he said aloud. Suddenly, the ROFLCOPTAR disintegrated. Jakeman began to fall once more, and as he did he saw one of his OWN drop pods below him. "MAN! I GOT HIT BY MY OWN TROOPS! WHAT THE HELL????? YOU BASTARD!!" Jakeman screamed as he continued falling towards Maddagw's fortress. He saw the hole created by Frank's arrival, and he aimed for it. He crashed into the ground and skidded for 100 meters before falling into the hole, landing right in front of Maddagw and Frank.
"Hello, I was in the area and I thought that I'd just drop in!"
"Hello, I was in the area and I thought that I'd just drop in!"
Maddawg facepalmed as a third person crashed into his chamber. "ONE CAMPAIGN! CAN I HAVE ONE CAMPAIGN WHERE SOMEONE DOESN'T COME BURSTING INTO MY FORTRESS!?"
"You're still Pissed about Sly Cooper bursting you through your windows all those years ago aren't ya?" Asked Grim as The three of them looked on at the 3 men fighting Nazi Zombies.
"OF COURSE I AM! THAT WAS A STAIND GLASS WINDOW! WHY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PISSED AND HERE I AM, IN MY COMFORTABLE THRONE ROOM, WITH MARBLE AND IVORY WALLS, AND THEN SUDDENLY PEOPLE DECIDE IT WOULD BE FUN TO JUST DROP PODS DOWN INTO THIS VERY ROOM! MY FORTRESS SPANS THE ENTIRE CITY OF BERLIN! WHY HERE!?"
"Y'ar, but they wouldn't be able to move the plot along if they landed in a random zone!" said Captain Sky, now sitting in a small chair watching the slaughter while eating some Popcorn and skittles.
"That's fine and all, but didn't we outfit the base with air defenses?" said Maddawg.
"Well, sir we've been fighting zombies that don't really fly. Unless they suddenly form a Zombie Luftwaffe, I don't see those gunners getting much use." replied Xandus.
"Ugh, fair enough bu-"
"Remember when Germany invaded Italy?"
"Oh hell no, if he's gonna mention invasions around a man who has studied all wars that have occurred since 1230 A.D., then he might as well get the names correct."
"What are you talking abou-"
"Italy was part of the Axis forces, they were Germany's ally.The Allied forces invaded Italy. Why would Germany invade a country they had an alliance with?!"
"Didn't you invade the crab people of Corobant-7?" Pointed out Captain Sky.
"Well yeah, but that was different, they were readying for an attack! You saw the nuclear stockpiles!"
"Nuclear stockpiles? Sir you invaded them and then secured the Silver and Iron mines as quickly as possible!"
"Hey, no invasion is cheap and that's besides the point. He's confusing Italy with Russia, France, Belgium, Poland, Norway and Czechslovakia.'
Grim and Captain Sky just stared at the history nerd that was their leader. "You spend way to much time watching the History channel." said Captain Sky.
Maddawg let out another sigh. Fine whatever, lets just gas the room and get out of here." he said. He, his commanders and his guards walked out of the throne room. A computer voice rang out over the intercom.
"Hello test subjects." a female voice said, "You will be subjected to deadly nerve gas in 5 minutes unless you place your weapons down and lay flat on your backs." The voice finished.
Suddenly, multiple rays of Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation (Or Laser as it is better known as) shone across the multiple holes in the throne room. The Nazi zombies charged at the lasers only to be cut to ribbons.
"Will you comply? The timer is ticking, and you will find that there is no exit."
"You're still Pissed about Sly Cooper bursting you through your windows all those years ago aren't ya?" Asked Grim as The three of them looked on at the 3 men fighting Nazi Zombies.
"OF COURSE I AM! THAT WAS A STAIND GLASS WINDOW! WHY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PISSED AND HERE I AM, IN MY COMFORTABLE THRONE ROOM, WITH MARBLE AND IVORY WALLS, AND THEN SUDDENLY PEOPLE DECIDE IT WOULD BE FUN TO JUST DROP PODS DOWN INTO THIS VERY ROOM! MY FORTRESS SPANS THE ENTIRE CITY OF BERLIN! WHY HERE!?"
"Y'ar, but they wouldn't be able to move the plot along if they landed in a random zone!" said Captain Sky, now sitting in a small chair watching the slaughter while eating some Popcorn and skittles.
"That's fine and all, but didn't we outfit the base with air defenses?" said Maddawg.
"Well, sir we've been fighting zombies that don't really fly. Unless they suddenly form a Zombie Luftwaffe, I don't see those gunners getting much use." replied Xandus.
"Ugh, fair enough bu-"
"Remember when Germany invaded Italy?"
"Oh hell no, if he's gonna mention invasions around a man who has studied all wars that have occurred since 1230 A.D., then he might as well get the names correct."
"What are you talking abou-"
"Italy was part of the Axis forces, they were Germany's ally.The Allied forces invaded Italy. Why would Germany invade a country they had an alliance with?!"
"Didn't you invade the crab people of Corobant-7?" Pointed out Captain Sky.
"Well yeah, but that was different, they were readying for an attack! You saw the nuclear stockpiles!"
"Nuclear stockpiles? Sir you invaded them and then secured the Silver and Iron mines as quickly as possible!"
"Hey, no invasion is cheap and that's besides the point. He's confusing Italy with Russia, France, Belgium, Poland, Norway and Czechslovakia.'
Grim and Captain Sky just stared at the history nerd that was their leader. "You spend way to much time watching the History channel." said Captain Sky.
Maddawg let out another sigh. Fine whatever, lets just gas the room and get out of here." he said. He, his commanders and his guards walked out of the throne room. A computer voice rang out over the intercom.
"Hello test subjects." a female voice said, "You will be subjected to deadly nerve gas in 5 minutes unless you place your weapons down and lay flat on your backs." The voice finished.
Suddenly, multiple rays of Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation (Or Laser as it is better known as) shone across the multiple holes in the throne room. The Nazi zombies charged at the lasers only to be cut to ribbons.
"Will you comply? The timer is ticking, and you will find that there is no exit."
"Well, we have laser weaponry that can blast through just about anything, we could make an exit. Then the gas would spread through the whole base, sooo.. GAS AWAY!" Frank shouted happily, putting on his gasmask. "Damn, this villian lark is harder than they make out in the James Bond movies." Mumbled maddawg.
"Well, this is what happens when you leave enough room for them to work around."
"Oh shut-up, if they wanna counter my traps then fine, I'll take the more direct route." Said Maddawg, grabbing his dual-sided chainsaw staff and jumping into the fray.
He quickly chose the man with the gas-mask as his target and slashed at him, missing him, but managing to destroy his gun. Maddawg swung his forearm and landed the blow upon his ribcage, sending Frank flying toward the nearby wall.
"Word to the wise. Don't piss off a guy who can crush your skull with his pinky."
Frank coughed as he tried to catch his breath after having it all knocked out of him. "Wait? Aren't you worried about the Nerve gas?" Frank said, pointing to the ticking timer, now rounding past 3 minutes.
"Nerve gas? I'm a Locust. I've been breathing in Imulsion Fumes since I was a baby. You ever try sniffing Imulsion Fumes? Let me paint you a picture of it, it will literally melt your brain and burn out the back of your eyes!"
Meanwhile, in the observation room overlooking the Throne Room.
"Okay, I say we stay here and wait for them all to kill eachother. Then, after 10 minutes we rush in guns blazing...and if Maddawg happens to die before that, or we happen to accidentally hit him during a valient attempt to rescue him, then we split the empire 50-50." Said Grim.
"Argh! The battle have yet to start laddy." said the Pirate Captain.
"Hey, I've been a punching bag for 140 pages of this RP, I think I have my reasons! That fucker Maddawg can suck my di-"
"GRIM!" yelled Maddawg up at the observation booth. "GET DOWN HERE AND ACT AS MY MEAT SHIELD NOW!"
"....[sup]Fuck[/sup]......"
"Oh shut-up, if they wanna counter my traps then fine, I'll take the more direct route." Said Maddawg, grabbing his dual-sided chainsaw staff and jumping into the fray.
He quickly chose the man with the gas-mask as his target and slashed at him, missing him, but managing to destroy his gun. Maddawg swung his forearm and landed the blow upon his ribcage, sending Frank flying toward the nearby wall.
"Word to the wise. Don't piss off a guy who can crush your skull with his pinky."
Frank coughed as he tried to catch his breath after having it all knocked out of him. "Wait? Aren't you worried about the Nerve gas?" Frank said, pointing to the ticking timer, now rounding past 3 minutes.
"Nerve gas? I'm a Locust. I've been breathing in Imulsion Fumes since I was a baby. You ever try sniffing Imulsion Fumes? Let me paint you a picture of it, it will literally melt your brain and burn out the back of your eyes!"
Meanwhile, in the observation room overlooking the Throne Room.
"Okay, I say we stay here and wait for them all to kill eachother. Then, after 10 minutes we rush in guns blazing...and if Maddawg happens to die before that, or we happen to accidentally hit him during a valient attempt to rescue him, then we split the empire 50-50." Said Grim.
"Argh! The battle have yet to start laddy." said the Pirate Captain.
"Hey, I've been a punching bag for 140 pages of this RP, I think I have my reasons! That fucker Maddawg can suck my di-"
"GRIM!" yelled Maddawg up at the observation booth. "GET DOWN HERE AND ACT AS MY MEAT SHIELD NOW!"
"....[sup]Fuck[/sup]......"
Frank slowly got up, adjusting his gas mask, which had now split in two from the impact. "Oh no, I hope they don't pour sleeping gas into the room and capture me." Frank said flatly, knowing clearly what was about to come.
"Let me guess, you're gonna use the gas, capture me and restrain me. When I wake up you're gonna explain some evil master plan to me, and how for some reason, I'm part of it?" Frank asked, folding his arms.
"Y-No!" Maddawg said.
"You know what? I'll do it for you!" Frank said, tired of sleeping gas, and smacked his head against the wall, knocking himself out.
"Well that was, easier than I thought." Grimm said.
"Shut up, I'm still inflicting pain on you by launching you from a cannon!" Maddawg said, and plonked a helmet on his head.
"Let me guess, you're gonna use the gas, capture me and restrain me. When I wake up you're gonna explain some evil master plan to me, and how for some reason, I'm part of it?" Frank asked, folding his arms.
"Y-No!" Maddawg said.
"You know what? I'll do it for you!" Frank said, tired of sleeping gas, and smacked his head against the wall, knocking himself out.
"Well that was, easier than I thought." Grimm said.
"Shut up, I'm still inflicting pain on you by launching you from a cannon!" Maddawg said, and plonked a helmet on his head.
Rhianna watched as Frank knocked himself out.
"Great just leave me to get beat up."
she then got decked by Maddawg.
he was about to pound her into the dirt when she put her hand s up in a stop motion
"Wait," she took out the Hyperspace cube and pulled out a white flag.
"I surrender. but the Nazi zombies have Hitler as their leader and hes a hologram now that means we can't kill Hitler. So you want to work together maybe then we can stop him."
"Wait are you suggesting I become a hero?"
"No I thought I'd be a temporary villains"
"So why would I kill Hitler?"
"Removing the competition."
"Great just leave me to get beat up."
she then got decked by Maddawg.
he was about to pound her into the dirt when she put her hand s up in a stop motion
"Wait," she took out the Hyperspace cube and pulled out a white flag.
"I surrender. but the Nazi zombies have Hitler as their leader and hes a hologram now that means we can't kill Hitler. So you want to work together maybe then we can stop him."
"Wait are you suggesting I become a hero?"
"No I thought I'd be a temporary villains"
"So why would I kill Hitler?"
"Removing the competition."
"Meh, I say we let Hitler live for a bit." Sho said.
"You came from where?" Grimm asked.
"The door."
"WE'RE OUTSIDE."
"Fuck off! Anyway, think about it, Hitler doesn't give two shits about us. He's more of a distraction than competition. If we let any military in the world know Hitler's back, he's gonna have all the UN on his ass, giving us time to do whatever the plan is this time." Sho explained.
"You came from where?" Grimm asked.
"The door."
"WE'RE OUTSIDE."
"Fuck off! Anyway, think about it, Hitler doesn't give two shits about us. He's more of a distraction than competition. If we let any military in the world know Hitler's back, he's gonna have all the UN on his ass, giving us time to do whatever the plan is this time." Sho explained.
Maddawg though hard on Rihanna's offer, "Hmm. This is gonna require me to think very long and hard on this." He said.
"Releasing Nerve Gas now." Said the Robotic voice.
"Oh dear, it appears that I ran out of time to think." said Maddawg as he watched Rihanna fumble to the ground and eventually pass out from the gas.
Hours later
"Hey! Sleepy heads, wake up." Maddawg said to Frank and the others. Frank slowly opened his eyes. "Oh good, I was afraid you wouldn't wake up in time to see it."
"See what?" question Frank as the other 2 began to stir. "You blabber on about your evil plan."
"N'ahhhh, I was afraid you wouldn't see me launch you out of this here Catapult and out of my fortress. LATER!" He said as he pulled the Lever and the Catapult sprung into action, tossing the 3 of them out of the fortress and into the now desolate and ruined town of Strausburg.
"Ahh. Finally, some peace and quiet. PREPARE THE ARMY! WE ATTACK HITLER AT DAWN!"
"Releasing Nerve Gas now." Said the Robotic voice.
"Oh dear, it appears that I ran out of time to think." said Maddawg as he watched Rihanna fumble to the ground and eventually pass out from the gas.
Hours later
"Hey! Sleepy heads, wake up." Maddawg said to Frank and the others. Frank slowly opened his eyes. "Oh good, I was afraid you wouldn't wake up in time to see it."
"See what?" question Frank as the other 2 began to stir. "You blabber on about your evil plan."
"N'ahhhh, I was afraid you wouldn't see me launch you out of this here Catapult and out of my fortress. LATER!" He said as he pulled the Lever and the Catapult sprung into action, tossing the 3 of them out of the fortress and into the now desolate and ruined town of Strausburg.
"Ahh. Finally, some peace and quiet. PREPARE THE ARMY! WE ATTACK HITLER AT DAWN!"