The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Just go around and piss out back." Saito said.
"I have to take a number 2..." Kazuki admited.
Another tumbleweed happened by as he said this.
"... Yosh I'm off to fight that gun, wish me luck." Kazuki said and ran into the bathroom.
The sounds of a somewhat epic battle and Kazuki's screams could be heard from within the bathroom....
"I have to take a number 2..." Kazuki admited.
Another tumbleweed happened by as he said this.
"... Yosh I'm off to fight that gun, wish me luck." Kazuki said and ran into the bathroom.
The sounds of a somewhat epic battle and Kazuki's screams could be heard from within the bathroom....
"Yeah. We were sent by our master to go beat up whoever it was that commanded that ship. My name's Hiraga Saito. And this is my sword Derflinger." Saito said and held up his weapon.
"Nice to meetcha." Derflinger said.
"I'm Tohno Shiki... And the idiot in the bathroom's Muto Kazuki." Shiki said
"Nice to meetcha." Derflinger said.
"I'm Tohno Shiki... And the idiot in the bathroom's Muto Kazuki." Shiki said
Suddenly the "Idiot" burst out of the room flying out as if a massive force hit him.
Rhianna had wrapped a purple towel around her she was positioned as if she just punched someone. She straitened and pointed at kazuki her eyes shooting daggers.
"Now don't you EVER try to sneak up on me in the shower again?"
"I wasn't trying to sneak up on you I was just avoiding the massive gun, I just saw your back I swear. Then something hit me it wasn't the gun then you punched me."
"Yeah sure you weren't looking at me, now I?m going back in the shower anyone else try to come in you'd wish the gun hit you."
As she turned around shiki suddenly asked "Hey what's that thing it looks like the towel is hiding something."
Rhianna suddenly turned around hands behind her back
"What are talking about? There nothing on my back."
Shiki tried to get a closer look they struggled until he managed to grab what he saw, he grabbed and pulled and a long black tail emerged from hiding.
As he grabbed Every Muscle in Rhianna body tensed she couldn?t move due to the pain from having her tail grabbed. Not that shiki or the others could tell.
Rhianna had wrapped a purple towel around her she was positioned as if she just punched someone. She straitened and pointed at kazuki her eyes shooting daggers.
"Now don't you EVER try to sneak up on me in the shower again?"
"I wasn't trying to sneak up on you I was just avoiding the massive gun, I just saw your back I swear. Then something hit me it wasn't the gun then you punched me."
"Yeah sure you weren't looking at me, now I?m going back in the shower anyone else try to come in you'd wish the gun hit you."
As she turned around shiki suddenly asked "Hey what's that thing it looks like the towel is hiding something."
Rhianna suddenly turned around hands behind her back
"What are talking about? There nothing on my back."
Shiki tried to get a closer look they struggled until he managed to grab what he saw, he grabbed and pulled and a long black tail emerged from hiding.
As he grabbed Every Muscle in Rhianna body tensed she couldn?t move due to the pain from having her tail grabbed. Not that shiki or the others could tell.
"What'd I just do?" Asked shiki.
"You just paralyzed Cybe." Frank was gob smacked.
"You have about 10-30 seconds before she recovers and kicks your arse. I suggest you start running."
Frank said, giving Shiki an adrenaline shot.
"You just paralyzed Cybe." Frank was gob smacked.
"You have about 10-30 seconds before she recovers and kicks your arse. I suggest you start running."
Frank said, giving Shiki an adrenaline shot.
what frank didn't realize was 2 things, 1 Rhianna couldn't move while her tail was being grabbed 2 once he let go she would use her tail, as her tail was faster.
though she would have preferred to use her other limbs but the towel caused her to restrict her movements.
though she would have preferred to use her other limbs but the towel caused her to restrict her movements.
Suddenly Ram Johnson popped into existence, lighting his cigar with the small explosion caused by several million atoms being pushed aside.
Taking a keen eye to the surroundings, he wondering where he could find himself a drink. He quickly spotted a horde of disheveled and dirty people heading to a large bunker.
"Hmm...only three things can attract a crowd that big; Booze, Dames, or a Damn Good Fight. All I know is that no matter which I find, I'll be sure to wake up tomorrow bloody, half-naked, and full of regret."
Cocking his hat forward and taking a deep drag of his smoke before flicking it away, Ram Johnson sauntered towards some good ole' fashioned fun.
Taking a keen eye to the surroundings, he wondering where he could find himself a drink. He quickly spotted a horde of disheveled and dirty people heading to a large bunker.
"Hmm...only three things can attract a crowd that big; Booze, Dames, or a Damn Good Fight. All I know is that no matter which I find, I'll be sure to wake up tomorrow bloody, half-naked, and full of regret."
Cocking his hat forward and taking a deep drag of his smoke before flicking it away, Ram Johnson sauntered towards some good ole' fashioned fun.
"Okay.... 3... 2.............."
"Will you just run already?" Saito sighed.
Shiki managed about three steps before he was grabbed and pummeled to dust...
"Will you just run already?" Saito sighed.
Shiki managed about three steps before he was grabbed and pummeled to dust...
"Great, now that we have Zombies on our side, lets scadd-" Started Maddawg before he noticed that everything was suddenly in Black and White. "What the hell?" he suddenly noticed a man dressed in a fedora and a 50s coat, he looked like he was from a one of those old timey movies...you know, before everything was in 3-D and Scott Pilgrim didn't bomb in the Box Office yet.
[sup][sup][sup]Meanwhile in the background with Horrible and Freeman: "No..no Freeman..you plug it into the green socket!"[/sup][/sup][/sup]
Johnson gave a grim serious look to Maddawg and his strange possy. Maybe they know where the nearest bar was or could at least get him to a timezone where Happy Hour was currently taking place.
[sup][sup][sup]"What do you mean you don't know which one is the green one, are you color bl- GOD DAMN YOU BLACK AND WHITE FILTER!"[/sup][/sup][/sup]
[sup][sup][sup]Meanwhile in the background with Horrible and Freeman: "No..no Freeman..you plug it into the green socket!"[/sup][/sup][/sup]
Johnson gave a grim serious look to Maddawg and his strange possy. Maybe they know where the nearest bar was or could at least get him to a timezone where Happy Hour was currently taking place.
[sup][sup][sup]"What do you mean you don't know which one is the green one, are you color bl- GOD DAMN YOU BLACK AND WHITE FILTER!"[/sup][/sup][/sup]
"By the gods, what happened to you?" Ram Johnson demanded, eying the massive locust (currently zombie) general. "You look like you came from the unholy union of a cockroach and Ke$ha. At your birth the doctor didn't slap you for fear of getting infected. He did, however, beat every inch of you using nothing but his seething rage against ugly little critters and the Ugly Tree as a make-shift club."
Satisfied with his verbal abuse Ram Johnson continued his walk towards the bunker. Anyplace that was designed to keep a man safe in any and every situation for years, he figured, will have enough alcohol to keep him shit-face for at least twice as long.
Satisfied with his verbal abuse Ram Johnson continued his walk towards the bunker. Anyplace that was designed to keep a man safe in any and every situation for years, he figured, will have enough alcohol to keep him shit-face for at least twice as long.
meanwhile in the "saftey" zone
"Now" CRASH "Calm down Rhianna," CRUNCH "Owhow that was my spine." screamed kazuki
"Rhianna please" said frank who was trying to calm her.
Rhianna then punched Shiki in the face obviously she was very upset.
she then kneed Saito in the balls as he crumpled in pain he uttered "Why I didn't look at you in the shower or touch you."
"You just touched my bare leg."
"You just hit me, I didn't want to touch you."
Rhianna looked around the only one standing was frank she slowly advanced fists clenched and tail lashing.
"Now" CRASH "Calm down Rhianna," CRUNCH "Owhow that was my spine." screamed kazuki
"Rhianna please" said frank who was trying to calm her.
Rhianna then punched Shiki in the face obviously she was very upset.
she then kneed Saito in the balls as he crumpled in pain he uttered "Why I didn't look at you in the shower or touch you."
"You just touched my bare leg."
"You just hit me, I didn't want to touch you."
Rhianna looked around the only one standing was frank she slowly advanced fists clenched and tail lashing.
"Oh come on now, what did I do?" Frank asked slowly backing towards the exit. "I wasn't the one that pulled your tail, I didn't peep on you in the shower, why attack me?" He said again, before breaking into chimeran speed, zooming across the ruins. He passed Johnson a beer as he shot past him like a blur.
Maddawg watched the man who looked a lot like a man from Casablanca walk out of site with a dumbfounded look.
Grim walked up to him and immediately began shouting "OH BURNED MAN! YOU JUST GOT BURNED! BURNED BURNED BURN-GACK!-" and stopped when Maddawg began crushing his windpipe with only his fist.
The black and white filter soon came off...as shown by Grim's now purple face. "Oh, I guess there wasn't a green socket...my bad Gordon." said Horrible as they put the finishing touches on Rommel and closed the panel. "Alright, we're all set here."
"Good. Lets just go our Vegas fortress and forget the whole thing shall we?" Said Maddawg, releasing Grim from his death grip.
Grim walked up to him and immediately began shouting "OH BURNED MAN! YOU JUST GOT BURNED! BURNED BURNED BURN-GACK!-" and stopped when Maddawg began crushing his windpipe with only his fist.
The black and white filter soon came off...as shown by Grim's now purple face. "Oh, I guess there wasn't a green socket...my bad Gordon." said Horrible as they put the finishing touches on Rommel and closed the panel. "Alright, we're all set here."
"Good. Lets just go our Vegas fortress and forget the whole thing shall we?" Said Maddawg, releasing Grim from his death grip.
a few minutes after frank left Rhianna snapped out of it. she looked around noticing she had gotten rather carried away she used some health packs mixed with a mild sedative she then walked back into the shower a if nothing happened.
when they woke up Rhianna had found the bar in the basement she was drinking from a shot glass there was a bottle of scotch nearby.
Shiki still had the Health pack over his back
"Are you gonna kill us?"
she smiled at that.
"No, I was just over reacting but I don't like my tail touched it hurts, like as much as you guys got hurt thats what I had felt, so don't touch my tail escpecially when I'm angry."
when they woke up Rhianna had found the bar in the basement she was drinking from a shot glass there was a bottle of scotch nearby.
Shiki still had the Health pack over his back
"Are you gonna kill us?"
she smiled at that.
"No, I was just over reacting but I don't like my tail touched it hurts, like as much as you guys got hurt thats what I had felt, so don't touch my tail escpecially when I'm angry."
Frank appeared at the basement door. "Cybe, you still gonna rip out my spine?" He asked cautiously.
"Nah, I was just pissed off." Rhianna said.
Frank relaxed. "Cool, let's have a drink." Frank said, sitting down at the bar. A bartender popped up from the ground behind the bar.
"What can I get ya?" He asked.
"Holy shit, where'd you come from!?" Kazuki was startled.
"Oh him? he's my private bartender, I think he stalks me but the booze is good." Frank explained.
"Nah, I was just pissed off." Rhianna said.
Frank relaxed. "Cool, let's have a drink." Frank said, sitting down at the bar. A bartender popped up from the ground behind the bar.
"What can I get ya?" He asked.
"Holy shit, where'd you come from!?" Kazuki was startled.
"Oh him? he's my private bartender, I think he stalks me but the booze is good." Frank explained.
"Really now?' said Rhianna she then snapped her fingers the Bartender immediately started paying attention
"Dry martini. Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel."
"Wait did she just?"
"I think she did."
As the bartender handed her the drink he had to ask
"You got money to pay for it?"
She drew her pistol and smiled the bartender returned to the bar.
As she drank her martini Kazuki had to ask
"Why are you dressed as if you?re going to fight someone?"
She was in her usual black t-shirt and Camo pants this time she had added black combat boots a knife strapped to the shin a pistol holster and a red headband.
"Oh Kazuki I just thought maybe I should wear something more appropriate then a skimpy pale purple towel."
"So why the knife? We all know you don't need it."
"Oh I might need it if a real villain appears."
"Dry martini. Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel."
"Wait did she just?"
"I think she did."
As the bartender handed her the drink he had to ask
"You got money to pay for it?"
She drew her pistol and smiled the bartender returned to the bar.
As she drank her martini Kazuki had to ask
"Why are you dressed as if you?re going to fight someone?"
She was in her usual black t-shirt and Camo pants this time she had added black combat boots a knife strapped to the shin a pistol holster and a red headband.
"Oh Kazuki I just thought maybe I should wear something more appropriate then a skimpy pale purple towel."
"So why the knife? We all know you don't need it."
"Oh I might need it if a real villain appears."
Ram Johnson politely made his way through the crowd, sometimes having to nudge a fellow aside or demurely *****-slap a particularly immobile patron. When he finally reached the entrance he noticed why there was such a huge crowd outside: a massive door giving the impression that everyone was going to be staying outside, thank you very much.
"Hate to see so many dry throats with such a mother-load in reach. No worries, I have just the thing." Ram Johnson pulled out several disks of an odd-colored metal, each making various pitches of quiet humming.
"Got these beauts while working that gig up at the Andromeda Galaxy," he cheerfully explained, quickly placing each at a seemingly random spot on the door. "They're magnets, see? Can reach right into the little working bits and unlock it in the jiffy. Just a careful twist here and a prod there and....Voila!"
Ram Johnson said the last word with a flourish of his hands as the door click, then slowly inched itself open.
"I remember the Dame that showed me how to work this little miracles," he continued to say, putting the magnets back into the pockets of his coat. "I was sure to return the favor by showing some of my own...trick," he said, eye-brow cocked in that "know-what-I-mean" pose.
"Course after I opened that particular safe, the only cash I got was an IOU in her handwriting. Women, eh?" Ram Johnson said, giving a comradely pat on the back to the nearest ghoulish creature. When the dust-could settled and Ram Johnson had whipped off the dust, he quickly made his way to the basement sensing the alluring call of booze.
He noticed some foreign types near a Dame he quickly identified as a One-Night-Kamikaze and an odd fellow with a gas mask. Ignoring all of them he went straight to the bar.
"Barkeep, I need a Scotch. And that's with a Capital S, so I want the stuff fighting me all the way down. Make it wrong and I'll sock you in that girly dimple you call a jaw; make it like I like it and you'll have made a friend in Ram Johnson. And a friend in Ram Johnson is a friend that isn't going to get you killed. Probably. Unless it's Friday, then you're just asking for a good day with a sore night."
The bartender just stared for a little before making Ram Johnson's drink, eyeing his calender nervously. Ram passed the time till sweet alcoholic release of reality by striking a conversation with the locals.
"So, you hiding some ugly or just avoiding people looking to make some ugly?" he non-challantly asked the masked-man.
"Hate to see so many dry throats with such a mother-load in reach. No worries, I have just the thing." Ram Johnson pulled out several disks of an odd-colored metal, each making various pitches of quiet humming.
"Got these beauts while working that gig up at the Andromeda Galaxy," he cheerfully explained, quickly placing each at a seemingly random spot on the door. "They're magnets, see? Can reach right into the little working bits and unlock it in the jiffy. Just a careful twist here and a prod there and....Voila!"
Ram Johnson said the last word with a flourish of his hands as the door click, then slowly inched itself open.
"I remember the Dame that showed me how to work this little miracles," he continued to say, putting the magnets back into the pockets of his coat. "I was sure to return the favor by showing some of my own...trick," he said, eye-brow cocked in that "know-what-I-mean" pose.
"Course after I opened that particular safe, the only cash I got was an IOU in her handwriting. Women, eh?" Ram Johnson said, giving a comradely pat on the back to the nearest ghoulish creature. When the dust-could settled and Ram Johnson had whipped off the dust, he quickly made his way to the basement sensing the alluring call of booze.
He noticed some foreign types near a Dame he quickly identified as a One-Night-Kamikaze and an odd fellow with a gas mask. Ignoring all of them he went straight to the bar.
"Barkeep, I need a Scotch. And that's with a Capital S, so I want the stuff fighting me all the way down. Make it wrong and I'll sock you in that girly dimple you call a jaw; make it like I like it and you'll have made a friend in Ram Johnson. And a friend in Ram Johnson is a friend that isn't going to get you killed. Probably. Unless it's Friday, then you're just asking for a good day with a sore night."
The bartender just stared for a little before making Ram Johnson's drink, eyeing his calender nervously. Ram passed the time till sweet alcoholic release of reality by striking a conversation with the locals.
"So, you hiding some ugly or just avoiding people looking to make some ugly?" he non-challantly asked the masked-man.
"Well it's not my face I'm worried about>" Frank said behind the mask. "You can't be too careful, the government's gonna be pourin' in nerve gas into teh atmosphere before you know it!" Frank said, spreading the conspiracy. "But you're form the 50's, all patriotic and don't question the government, am I right?" Frank asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Son, the only thing I question is where my next drink is at." He had his hand up expectantly and meaningfully pointed at the bartender. A shaky drink was carefully fitted into the cupped hand, and before the bartender could blink it was already empty and making motions for more.
"I've lived too long and seen too much to believe in either my country or my government. All I believe is that Scotch isn't good unless it hits yah like a train, Dames will always break your heart (or other such squishy organ), and Donkeys will always kick during their first time."
Ram Johnson took the fresh Scotch and drank it all in a single gulp, handing the empty glass back. He glanced back up the stairs when he heard a crash from above.
"Hey fellahs! The drinks are down here!" he called to his dusty compatriots. Turning back to the guy in the mask, "So what's your name and purpose as of now? Oh, and if you're with that Dame..." Ram Johnson indicated to the masked man that he should come a bit closer. Frank did so reluctantly and even with his mask on his eyebrows slightly singed from the Dan Johnson's breath. "Let me tell you bout those kinda Dames. Dames like her are all alike: full of passion and wild nights, but it always ends in tears. And you'll be too busy bleeding to death to dry your eyes."
"I've lived too long and seen too much to believe in either my country or my government. All I believe is that Scotch isn't good unless it hits yah like a train, Dames will always break your heart (or other such squishy organ), and Donkeys will always kick during their first time."
Ram Johnson took the fresh Scotch and drank it all in a single gulp, handing the empty glass back. He glanced back up the stairs when he heard a crash from above.
"Hey fellahs! The drinks are down here!" he called to his dusty compatriots. Turning back to the guy in the mask, "So what's your name and purpose as of now? Oh, and if you're with that Dame..." Ram Johnson indicated to the masked man that he should come a bit closer. Frank did so reluctantly and even with his mask on his eyebrows slightly singed from the Dan Johnson's breath. "Let me tell you bout those kinda Dames. Dames like her are all alike: full of passion and wild nights, but it always ends in tears. And you'll be too busy bleeding to death to dry your eyes."