The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jessie and James looked at each other briefly when the drinks were brought to them.

"We're researchers, looking for strange, exotic Pokemon." They said in unison. Years of being with each other meant they almost ran in sync without even gesturing anymore.

"I'm Robert Pine."

"I"m Julia Richards."

"Where are we?" asked James, sniffing his drink suspiciously. True, he had been around Weezing for a long time but there are some toxins not worth investigating.

Jessie looked at her watch. "Anyone have the time? I think my watch is broken."

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell dashed from the kitchen, "Guess what everyone go on guess!"she shouted.
"The new guy thinks he's Michael Jakson?" says Grimm.
"Um...The Stig should never remove that mask?" says #13
"I'm beautiful" say Jessie and James Julia and Robert.
"All true but more important...I made Waffles! Yay Waffles!" she puts a large stack of waffles on the table, this signals the end of the Battle Royal with Cheese.

 

[ajb924]

"I finally get back to the site and I don't even get to post any more violence..." Sho grumbled shoving a waffle in his mouth
"That's why you should show up every day." Grimm said
"I don't have the time!"
"LIES. You're just too lazy to post."
"WHATEVER!" Sho shouted defensively.

A FEW PLATES OF WAFFLES LATER....
"That was amazing." Hazama said full of waffles.
"Agreed, but we should probably find something to do..." Sho said looking through a book titled "101 Villainous Things to do."
"What's the thing with the wordy pages say?" Chell asked.
"Just stuff we've done... Invade Canada, take over a State, blow up Arizona, take over Hell... There's nothing new!"
"What about this one?" Hazama asked pointing to the page entitled "Make an undead army"
"I can't count how many times we've tried that..." Sho mumbled. "WAIT!" Sho exclaimed turning the page. "This is perfect!"
The group looked at him with quizzical looks. Sho pointed to the title of chapter 62 and read the title aloud.
"Taking over Mount Olympus."

Spoiler: Meh

Not great, but somethin. Anyway, next villain to post decides if we go with it.
Also, welcome Redin! So far I'm enjoying your posts.
Anyway, can I get a list of people who are on the villains? I'm a bit lost.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Aww but I was gonna say we take over New Jersey" says Chell
"Excuse Chell, but not many people know this but Mount Olympus is in New Jersey." says Grimm
"No that stupid." says Chell, who is no longer able to be Kamen Rider A.A. so is once more a green Lantern with a portal gun.
"Wait... I have an Idea!" Shouts Chell in a melodramatic voice.
"Oh what is it Chell Tell us!" says Grimm sarcastically.
"Well, not many people know this but Mount Olympus is in New Jersey!" says Chell
"So if we control Mount Olympus..." begins Sho
"I can kill the cast of the Jersey Shore on Mtv...I mean we control New Jersey!" Says Chell
"let do it!" they both say at the same time.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jessie and James decided together without a word that they should continue their search. Strange company never appealed to them.

"Thanks for the waffles!" said Jessie, beaming.

"And the... drink." said James, hiding his nausea. "We're looking for an associate. He got lost a while ago but we just got back in contact with him."

"So thank you for your wonderful company. Good day!"

They left before anyone could offer to help them search for Meowth.

Several tunnels later, after both, using Jessie's Crobat to confirm, were not being followed they started to talk again. "Those waffles... They really were good."

James could only moan. "I didn't notice. Whatever the heck they forced me to drink..." He burped, making Jessie scowl.

"Be a man, hold your liquor."

"I don't think it was liquor."

They continued on, walking. Crobat suddenly flew down to their level and shrieked.

"Prepare for trouble..." said James, smiling. He was remembering the glory days.

"and make it..."

A stream of fire erupted from beside them, engulfing Crobat. Swiftly they pulled back, recalled Crobat to his Pokeball and tossed a few Pokeballs.

Spoiler: OOC

I don't know who is a villain or who isn't. At the moment I'm split between Jessie/James, neutral and Giovanni, evil. Anyone else, I can't say... Oh, and I know that isn't James line. He can say it

 

[Zirat]

The Stig, not in the mood for the flighty broad and his horseshit, kicks the table out from under him and he falls to the ground. Hazama picks himself up, covered in syrup and waffles, and get's in his face "what was that for! I hope your paying for thr drycleaning!" The Stig just pushes him out of his face, He was coming down from a rage-high and didnt feel like dealing with him.
He walked over to the beaten jukebox and put in a quarter, nothing came on. He bumped it with an elbow and it moved into some light music, The Stig couldnt help but feel Fonzish with this act.

Spoiler: Jukebox playing The Stigs favorite album

"Oooh! Olympus! Im in!" # 13 cheers. "I just need to figure out which costumes to pack though... do you think Roman Centurion would work or should I go with something more clever?" It asks Chell, who was cradling some waffles like they were her babies.

Spoiler: partialy completed Villain list

Booster as Chell, an escaped experiment

ajb942 as Sho, a math obsessed dude.

Zirat as The Stig and # 13, a mostly mute explosives dude and a little servbot.

Xandus as Hazama, a guy with a nice hat and suit. Cronies come seperatley

 

[ajb924]

"Alright. So, how do we get to Olympus, New Jersey?" Sho asked the group.
"I saw we fling ourselves there with Portals!" Chell cried.
"Ride a missle." #13 said.
"Commercial airplane." Grimm suggested.
"Batmobile." The stig said plainly.
"Huh.... How about Grimm's idea? I don't think I've ever been on a commercial flight before..." Sho mumbled.
"Sounds totally miserable..." Hazama groaned.
"SHUTTUP! Let's go to the airport!"

Spoiler: OOC

Also, Redin, I'd try to choose a side, makes it A LOT easier to stay with the RP.

 

[Sam G]

"Hmm... Tell you what, your intentions are clearly nothing but decent, so I'll just leave you to whatever legitimate exploits you and your gang are up to. The best of luck with your totally legal, moral activities." Sam stood up, carefully stepped over the Electrodes, told one of the grunts what a nice tie he was wearing, and made for the exit.

Once outside Giovanni's room, Sam broke into a run down the hallway. He kicked open the first door he came across- "Shrike, get out here-" and stuck his foot out, causing the ultraspeed robot to trip on his way out and crash clean through the wall on the opposite side of the hall.

"'Kay, so there's this guy, right, and I'm just getting the weirdest feeling that he might be a villain. Let's go stick sharp things in him, eh?"

Sam continued down the hall, knocking on Phil's door, then Isaac's, then Alice's and finally Domon's (Yoshi, Glados and Ryan were nowhere to be found) and informing them all of the situation.

His troops sufficiently rallied, Sam walked back down the hallway towards the room where he'd left Giovanni.

"Sorry, changed my mind, gonna kill you now!" Sam declared, kicking the door open and loosing two handfuls of knives into the grunts either side of the door. He stepped forward and his team dramatically burst into the room, coming to a stop in a perfect ass-kicking pose.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil smirked at the fight that presented itself.

"Sam, was it really necessary to gather us all up to fight a former gym leader and a embarrassingly small group of unarmed thugs? This fight is officially one-sided, you know that?" Phil told him, breaking the epic pose.

"Hey Giovanni, are these thugs incompetent like Butch & Cassidy? Or are they like Jesse & James, and are the two most cleverest people in the world?" He asked, taking a defiant step forward, noting Giovanni's most competent soldiers for insult and effect.

 

[Zirat]

The Stig was thinking over the act of toppling Mount Olympus, sounds like a good way to pass the time. That, and there's bound to be somehting of profit involved. He feeds another coin into the machine and it starts playing 'Aint no Rest for the Wicked'.
# 13 cheered up on hearing this. "That means the boss is in this to! So, how do we get to the airport? Let alone fly it to Olympus and somehow kill the gods..." it said, slightly concerned.
"Ah, dont worry your little freak'in head over it. I got a plan, and it couldnt possibly fail" Sho said triumphantly

************* ONE JUMPCUT LATER ******************

All of the villains were in a cramped camper van, the roof is on fire and there are police sirens wailing close by.
"I thought you said it couldnt fail!" # 13 whined, teary eyed, in the corner, The Stig was leaning out the window and brandishing a Rocket Launcher at the encroaching police.
"I said it couldnt POSSIBLY fail, how was I supposed to know they did that on Tuesdays! It was an unknown unknown!"
Hazama had a tommy gun and was helping The Stig keep the pig's at bay "yeah, and these guys came after us so fast, there must have been a Krispy Kreme's next door"
"STOP FIGHTING BACK THERE OR SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS AROUND!" Chell yells from the drivers seat, swerving around the road like an idiot.

 

[BoosterGold]

Having lost the cops due to the being exploded, the villains finally reached the Airport
The Villian's camper van crashed through the side of the airport. Chell parallel parked the car between a book shop and a Cinnabun.
"come on every body were gonna miss the flight." says Chell
The villians make their way through security...somehow...and board the plane with the tickets they bought on priceline.com
----
On the Plane
----
Everyone had found a seat somewhere, Chell was not seat with the other villains but next to a hansome man, wearing nothing but a towel

"Hello Chell, Look at me..now look at Grimm...Now Back to me...Now Back to Grimm,...Now...Back to mwe" says the man.
"Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using lady scented body wash, and switched to Old SPice he could smell like he's me!" he continues holding a bottle of Old spice

"Wowie your Isaiah Mustafa, the Old Spice Guy" say Chell

"No look down" says Isaiah
Suddenly Chell and Isaiah are no longer on the plane.
"now look up, Your on a boat with the man Grimm could smell like. Whats in your hand...Back at me...Its an oyster with two ticket to that thing you like." he says holding an oyster with tickets in it.
"Look again the tickets are now Cake!" say Isaiah.
"nom cake" screams Chell eating the cake.
"anything is possible when Grimm smells like Old Spice, and not a lady." he says
Suddenly he is on a horse
"I'm on a horse"
Now Isaiah and Chell are back on the plane.
"Chell...I am Joining the Villians." says Isaiah
"I Know your the awesome but what can you do?" asks Chell
"This Look down...Now back to me...I have an Ak47 and a a plasma rifle...look again the guns are now a flower...because we are on a plane." he says
"your in" says Chell

Spoiler: Old Spice Guy

Isaiah Mustafa has the ability to summon things, and to transorm those thing into other things
this video explains who he is

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike stood beside Sam, trying to look like Sam's intimidating back up (even though the Shrike had already learned that he wouldn't want to try anything on him)

"You really should not try to take us M. Giovanni, we are the slayers of those who rape everything and all-but us." The Shrikes eyes blazed green for a moment "AND WE WILL RAPE YOU WITH OUR MANY SPIKED APPARATUS-SS!!!!" The Shrike's eyes returned to blood red "And I will not spare you're pets this time" The Shrike took his battle stance, spreading all four of his arms and his chest spike preparing to impale its unlucky victim.

Spoiler: The Shrike's emitting intimidating tune

 

[Orinon]

above Yoshi, GLaDOS, Isaac, Vaneesa and little Ryan was hanging on a rafter by his tail.
he had grabbed some pokeballs from a nearby storage room, he wanted tocatch him some pokemon.
"OOOh look it's team rocket Let's watch."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: GRRAAAAAGH!!!

I need a recap!

Isaac was suddenly wearing a dorky baseball hat half-way turned around his head to the back. it had some kind of Japanese Kanji on it, or something, and he had a belt with six pokeball. "Fuck yeah! Pokemanz!" Vanessa was dressed like May. "Hee~ Big brother? I herd you liek Mudkipz.~" Isaac nodded. "Yes I do. Yes i do. Oh hey! it's Team Rocket!"

 

[Roamin11]

Spoiler: Fury

Bassicly not a lot just the new guys has Giovanni and Sam says he's a villian, so we are going to go and beat em down, most of it isn't very important

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Roamin

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[Roamin11]

Two of the black clad grunts contested the Shrike as he took a step towards the dastordous Giovanni.

"Where do ya think your goin sucka?" Said one as he grabbed a pokeball from his belt and released the pokeball within. Out came a Seviper.

"YEAH... What he said!!" Said the other fairly mindless minion relasing a Magcargo.
Seviper used poision tail. Shrike is a steal type.

Magcargo used flamethrower.

As the Magcargo spewed flames the Shrike had just about enough of this crap

Shrike used metal sound

"What the fuck is going on?!?!" yelled the Shrike

Seviper's deffence fell

Slugma's deffence fell

Shrike used-"OH FUCK THIS" said the Shrike walking across the battlefield and lifting the Slugma by it's shell, and threw it at the Seviper. The Magcargo's lava splashed and burned the Seviper, it hissed.

"What the fuck man!!!" Said grunt #1 "Thats not cool! This isn't a pokemon battle its a slaug-AHGGGGGUUAHHCKKKK!!!" Said the grunt as the Shrike impaled him on his chest spike done with the two other pokemon.

Minion #2 fell back to a group ofther grunts and thugs, as the red hot glowing Shrike aproached them.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Spoiler: Roamin

Slugma doesn't have a shell, Magcargo does. That's kinda why it's called Slugma.

The team simply stared as the Shrike massacred the grunts. Some were impaled on his chest, others were tied into knots with other thugs. To spare our younger readers from imagery that's even more gory and horrible, suffice it to say that Team Rocket was a few dozen members short.

Giovanni grinned a sly grin as his underlings were felled. Butch and Cassidy made to move in and sneak up on the Shrike but he warned them that they wouldn't last long even with the element of surprise. And why should he let two of his best members get killed like the regular riffraff?