The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

As Alice landed to collect her dolls, Absol drew nearer. It flinched when Alice assumed a defencive stance but continued to move towards her when she relaxed. Brushing her face into Absol, the Pokemon settled down by her feet and preceded to take a nap.

***

"...*****"

Jessie and James looked at each other curiously. They were already tired of traveling, having not slept since delivering Giovanni the black ball. "Should we bother to check this out?"

"I guess we better." yawned Jessie, rubbing her face. "We don't want to go to sleep only to get menaced."

They turned the corner and spotted two black outlines in the distance. One was too hard to see clearly but the other was wearing a blue hat and was waving what appeared to be a gun around.

"...I told you already Boink, it'll just be a matter of time until the right way makes itself known to me. All I have to do is."

[HEADING=2]Kablam![/HEADING]

The pair swung around the corner after seeing the figure shoot itself.

"Lets not go that way."

Jessie looked back at the only other option.

"Its either this passage or going back to that kid with the earth powers... James, I really don't think he likes you."

"Yeah, I can say the feeling is mutual. But I'm glad he didn't continue to try to kill us. What do you think that other guy was?"

[HEADING=2]Kablam![/HEADING]

They gripped eachother in fright. The other person had a gun too!

"*****, I told you we should start moving instead of staring at a map all day. Face it, you're lost already. Staying here isn't helping us!"

"He's insane!" said James, fingering his Pokeballs. "Lets stay here for now."

"...fine Boink, we'll try it your way." said the voice of the magician.

Jessie and James looked at each other in utter confusion. However, when they peeked around the corner the two figures were gone.

"Where do you think they went?"

"I'm not sure." said James, scratching his head. They walked cautiously and ended up where they had spotted the pair. "Great, just great. Well Jessie, time to think."

They had come to a point where the passage split into twelve tunnels.

In the distance they could hear a loud voice in one of the tunnels to the right.

[sub][sub]"...*****![/sub][/sub]

Spoiler: OOC

Going to find out from Sam if I can play Absol as a passive voice. If not, she is a gift to you hopeneverdies

 

[hopeneverdies]

Spoiler: OOC

That would be fine with me. Not a reserve

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: HEY

Absol is my Pokemon she belongs to Ryan that's why I threw a master ball at her so if you ask anyone about what you can and can't do with Absol it's me

Suddenly the Absol disappeared from Alice's lap, Ryan was standing there poke ball in hand
"I'm gonna go train my Absol for a while, I named her Abby." with that Ryan ran into a field standing in some tall grass.

Spoiler: Abby the Psychotic Absol

this is a character sheet for my new sidekick.
Abbe is one of the last of her kind, she was tormented by Giovanni causing her to go psychotic, she is nice to Ryan and usually obeys (Except when she doesn't want to) she has the powers of most Pokemon in this case she can use techniques like Razor wind hyper beam, and quick attack

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Yoshi looked around himself as the sounds of battle withered away, Miss Glados sobbing quietly into his arms. She was still very traumatized over being kidnapped. "There there, its ok. I've got you. Cry it out as much as you have to." Yoshi whispered in her ear. "But I felt so useless! I couldn't fight back, I couldn't think, I couldn't even breathe! WHY? Why did it happen?" Miss Glados sobbed.
"It happened because you are human now, because you have progressed as a being, as a soul. You have genuine feelings, and now you must learn to deal with those. The only real reason that humanity is still alive and well is because they have hope. Hope that there is a better place after life. Hope that we are not alone in the universe. Hope that they will have friends to stand by them through thick and thin. And we have those friends. So let's hope that we can find them, and move on to bigger and better things." Yoshi paused, and felt Miss Glados hug him tighter. She looked up at Yoshi, her tears gone and her eyes now filled with hope. "I hope that everyone is ok then, and that we won the battle!" Yoshi nodded, and helped Miss Glados to her feet. "OK then, lets go find them!"

Yohsi and Miss Glados walked back the way they had came, and saw before them a devestating scene. The room had been completely destroyed. The walls had multiple smash marks from the different combatants, the floors were scorched from fire attacks, there were bullet holes absolutely everywhere, and the Shrike was lying immobile in the center of the room, his body badly mangled. "SHRIKE!!!" Miss Glados screamed as she ran to him. She got no response, but Alice put her hand on Miss Glados's shoulder. "He'll be fine. He's just repairing himself, he'll be back in a few hours."
"Oh, well.... thats good then isn't it?" Miss Glados asked.
"Yes, it will all be fine." replied Alice.

Sorry, but some stuff happened for a while. I should be able to post a bit more now. It got kinda like this:
Sgt_Jakeman214 Cancels forum post: Interrupted by Real Life Crisis. Cookie for anyone who knows the reference!

 

[Roamin11]

Hearing the distressed cry of Miss Glados made the Shrike's body go into overdrive, even as Alice assuring Miss Glados of the Shrike being okay he had already made his four arms into serrated paws, his legs back into a lethal tangle of razor wire and damaging heel blades, he used all four arms to lift himself off the ground, slowly but surely getting to his feet.

"I'm... Here" Came a rumbling voice that was the Shrike, shaking dust particles out of his joints, his eyes beginning to glow, no longer filled with hatred but with a warm glow, turning to his friends spreading his arms in warm gesture.

Spoiler: HUZZAH!

Welcome back Jakemen!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"I CAN SEE THE LIIIIIGHT!" Yelled Bloody waving around his gun like a mad man shooting.

"Uh, cracka, that's the flash of yo gun."

"THE LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Boink facepalmed, "How, in the hell, did I get stuck traveling with you again?"

"I don't know. One minute, I was in a dark room where the light was shining upon me, while I shot myself in the head and pumpkins came out, then the next I was looking for the scepter with you." Bloody explained to Boink, "What about you?"

"Yeah..." Boink sighed, "I was sitting in a pitch black room, of darkness, eating a puppy. Why I was doing it? Cause I could *****!"

"It just seems like we're two peas in a pod."

"Except the pod is split almost in half with one thread of the pods skin holding it together. Until one pea finally goes insane and goes on a murder spree, killing EVERYONE HE SEE'S WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW WHILE MAKING ABRIDGED SERIES QUOTES AND NOSTALGIA CRITIC QUOTES AND EATING CHICKEN FROM A CERTAIN KFC!!!!" Boink shouted with rage.

"Does someone need-" Bloody committed suicide. Pumpkin of bloodiness flies out, goes back him, he resumes spewing out stupidity, "A back rub?"

"That insanity might just come fast than I thought...."

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After approximately 1 minute of walking, Bloody collapsed on the ground breathing heavily. He didn't shoot himself this time though, "Can we rest? Im too tired to walk anymore...."

"*****, did you work out to that excersize video I sent you?"

"You mean that wasn't an oddly shaped plate with a design on it? I ate 26 cheeseburgers in one day off of that thing!"

"Alright, that's two reasons now of why you are unfit...But that doesn't solve the mystery of why you aren't fat and having a stroke right now!"

"Dude, I explode my head with a pistol every 13 seconds. Im pretty sure that's the reason why"

"*****...."

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Orinon

Being absent from most nay, all of the battle and taking the spoils of victory for yourself? Not cool man, not cool.

...meh, whatever... Not a place holder.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac and Vanessa had separated frpom the group and were wandering around. Vanessa's head was buzzing. "Angel... No angel... Angel... No angel... Big Brother..."
Isaac looked down a her. "An angel... and then no angel? Weird...
Then they heard something. A voice. It was raspy and deep, like a big, heavy-set, black guy.
"*****...."
Isaac and Vanessa rounded a corner and saw a dead man with a bloody pumpkin next to him, and a stick figure black guy. "...Vanessa... I see an angel and someone who's going to become an angel..."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Why isn't he f*cking coming back! It's like he can control it and-" Boink heard another person,

"...Vanessa... I see an angel and someone who's going to become an angel..."

"AH! YOU! CRACKA! WHOEVER I JUST HEARD CAUSE I CAN'T SEE YOU IN THIS TUNNEL! I didn't do anything!" The gun then somehow popped into his hand, "The mother fu-"

The bloody pumpkin then forced its self back into Bloody's head, the blood followed. Bloody sprang up to life, "WOO! That was a good one! I was dead for like, what? a minute then? Ah that feels so much better."

"***** take your gun back."

"Gladly!" Bloody exclaimed gleefully as he took the gun from Boink.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Vanessa rubbed her head. "Not an angel anymore..."

Isaac looked at them both. "I guess you didn't do it... Who are you, though?"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Ahem, BOINK! Trumpet!" Bloody yelled.

"..."

"I SAID TRUMPET!"

"***** I don't have a trumpet."

"Well I HAS BEEN TO THE FORTH WALL AND BACK!" Bloody then handed Boink a trumpet that has "Property of Franklin Hammond: If found, please to return" on the back of it.

"You went to the forth wall..."

"Yup."

"And you brought back, a trumpet? Nothing else?"

"Pretty much."

Boink facepalmed, "Who do you think I am!? Louis Armstrong!?"

"Who? Look, just make noise."

Boink facepalmed again. He put the the mouth piece of the trumpet to his lips and starts playing, "Do do da do do dooooooo"

"AHEM! I AM KNOWN AS-" He committed suicide. A bloody pumpkin shot out of his head along with a wave of blood. It all forced it's self back in in 20 seconds, "BLOODY LOUIS THOUGHTS! ALSO KNOW AS BT! ALSO ALSO KNOWN AS BLT!" Bloody announced to Isaac and Vanessa

"And you bitches can call me Boink." Then, Boink just randomly said this again, "*****."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"..." Isaac and Vanessa were a bit weirded out. "Yeeeaaaah... Nice to meet you..."
"Heehee~ They're funny, Big Brother~"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"What's up with the gray skinned, yellow glowing eyed, syringe carrying little girl not being scared of me committing suicide? Usually new friendlies freak out when they see me do that. Is she screwed up in the head?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac shot a stone into Bloody's foot.
"OOOWWW!!!" He screamed.
"My Daughter... ISN'T SCREWED UP IN THE HEAD!"
Vanessa looked back and forth at both of them. "Mr. Angel-No Angel is about to stay an angel if he make's Big Broter any madder~"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"OW OW OW OW YOU CRAZED SONOFA-" Bloody yelled out before he was cut off by Isaac shooting another stone into his other foot,

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Now, what are you doing here... You're not here just to insult me and my daughter, are you?"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Cracka, we were in search of the scepter of Matatubashabadabadee. Unfortunately, Bloody over here doesn't know his lefts or his rights." Boink explained to Isaac,

"OW OW OW OW OW!" Bloody was rolling around on the floor holding his feet. He then committed suicide again.

Boink, after Bloody committed suicide, snapped his fingers, "I know where the gray girl is from. She's from that game, where the guy in the divers suit, is going all over this underwater city, in search for his grown up little sister. She's one of the little sisters you harvest or adopt to get special awards and endings....bitches."

Bloody then came back to life, "IS IT WRONG TO SAY THAT I HARVESTED ONE? LOOK, I WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE TO DO IT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW THIS STILL HURTS!"

"Naw, it's fine, I did the same thing."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"What the hell are you talkin about?! Vanessa isn't from a game."
Vanessa just stared at Bloody. She started walking towards him. "...Mister Angel-No Angel harvested a Sister..."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Look, I'd say im sorry right now, and that it was really the guy in the divers suit who harvested one, but OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MOTHER FUCKER THIS HURTS SO BAD!"

"Stop whining you *****." He snapped his fingers again, "I know woh they were! Delta was looking for Eleanor! Man was she a dick! I harvested 1! 1 Little Sister, and bam, bad ending! What the fuck!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Vanessa looked at them both. "...Both of them harvested a Sister, Big Brother... Can we make them angels?~"
Isaac looked at her. "Hmmm..." He started thinking.