Meiling rubbed her ears. "What kind of music was that?! I've never heard something like that in my life... It sounded... Awesome." She said. Then she remembered that Yoshi had achieved what he was here to achieve. "Oh hey. Look at that! You did it, Dinosaur... thing... Em... What's your name again?"
"Yoshi"
"Good job, Yoshi!" Meilingg ave Yoshi a VERY firm pat on the back. "Knew you could do it, buddy!"
Gensokyo basically stuck in 18th-19th century Japan. They don't know what kind of music that is... Well, except Yukar and her family. Maybe.
Ryan was taken aback. he thought Yoshi would take over two hours to complete this move.
"Well, yeah that was good enough to win a fight I must say I've been
[HEADING=2]THUNDER STRUCK[/HEADING]
Yoshi smirked
Ryan for the sake of modesty raised a wall separating him and Meiling from Yoshi the wall was sound proof, once Yoshi and Ryan was separated, Ryan proceeded to finish what he started with meiling.
on Yoshi's side a pre-recorded hologram of Ryan instructed him a simple task
"Simply exit through the door and enter the blue tent you can enter it now hat you are ready.
Yoshi saw the spontaneous appearing door materialize. Yoshi then entered the blue tent to find.
a closet full of suits.
It was a massive room full of suits jackects of variious colours. pants ties dress shirts vest and hats were available.
a holographic Ryan in a tailors uniform appeared. a scanner identified that it was Yoshi who entered.
"Good work Yoshi now that you've completed your training all that's left is for you to choose your suit we'll select what colors you like and tailor it to fit you perfectly, this will crete the basic suit, then Leon will make the final version by creating a special suit with the same appearance.
Had to be at work early. Seems everything happens when I'm not here. Also, do the villains already have a rain guardian, because I just had an idea for that
The Black Dragon followed the motion into a somersault kick, hitting the Shrike under the chin and immediately blasted him with a burst of internal energy, knocking him further back.
Yeah, I'm back. I didn't do much before, but with this person, oh you better believe it is going to be fun. And what way to come back, BUT WITH A MEGA AWESOME POST OF WALL-NESS! Don't worry bout filling me in, I know what's going on.
While all his were going on, Boink and Bloody were near a Bus stop, with all their stuff in their briefcases, "Well Boink, it seems this is it with our adventures. We are finally being, put on a bus." Bloody said, sort of depressed that they did not get to do more with their lives...in this place, "We barely met anybody, and we seemingly disappeared after a few hours. I dunno what happened, really."
"Cracka, I don't care. As long as I'm going home or some other place, where I can relax, they could've brutally maimed us for all I care." Boink exclaimed. If you listened to him very, very, very, very, very, very, very closely, you could hear a sort of enthusiasm, for his chance to finally go home, or some place where they can relax.
"I feel we went here for a lost cause. That scepter we were looking for? Didn't find a damned trace of it. God, what an anti-climactic end to our adventure."
"*****."
"Yeah, guess you're right still." Bloody agreed. Then he heard the sound of an automobile. Though it wasn't a normal car. It made much more noise. He looked down the street, and there it came, a bus. The bus that is going to take them out of here, "Welp, here it is!" He shouted into the air joyfully as it approached. No one seemed to be on it, except for one man. And that man seemed to have been unconscious. He was in a red and black jumpsuit, with two blades in their sheathes, which were hooked to his back. He also had two pistols holstered on both sides of his hips.
The bus came to a stop, and it's doors opened. The seat that new guy was sitting in slid out into the isle, and moved to the front of the bus. It turned around, and a spring sent him flying out of the seat and out of the bus. He almost collided with Boink and Bloody. "Woah....close one."
"I'll say." Bloody said, looking at the man who had been thrown out, "Boy, this guy seems familiar."
"*****, who cares who it is, just get on the damn bus." Boink shouted from the bus. He walked down the isles and sat in the back, "Alright! I'm coming man!" Bloody shouted back at Boink. He jumped onto the steps and charged up. He ran to, and sat next to Boink , "WOOOOO! ROAD TRIP!"
On the front of the bus, the title card changed.
Code:
To.....[B][color=red]HELL....[/color][/B]
It read. Though Boink and bloody couldn't read it now. They were blindly being sent to the worst place imaginable. The bus started off. It came to a large abyss, where red mist covered it, and fire blazed like the sun were down there. The bus rode to, and started driving down the wall. It soon could not be seen at all.
When the bus was gone, the man who was unconscious woke up. He rubbed the back of his head, and looked around, confused, "Uuuugh....god, my god damn head...Where am I? Where's the Hulk? I gotta get that asshole back for jumping on me, while I was celebrating everyone dying but me!" He yelled to no one at all but himself, "Alright, lemme look through my memory. Maybe that could help me figure out where the hell I am...Come on Deadpool, THINK!" And that was his name. Deadpool. A.K.A. The Merc with the Mouth, the Regenerating Degenerate, and the Crimson comedian. "Heeeey! Whoever is writing this, dude! Thank you for naming my nicknames! Cause they are all completely awesome. Anyway, what happened? Flash back time!"
Deadpool's Flashback said:
Hey! That's me! Look! Right after the whole place Weapon X was working in was blown to hell, and rubble was EVERYWHERE! Ya see audience, I was one of the stars in the movie The Hulk vs Wolverine. Now, while I respect Logan(Even though I shoryukened Kitty Pride just so he could fight me) He SO got his ass kicked by The Hulk! And man, right before the end, I was right by his side, running with him, making smart ass cracks as usual. But lets start from the beginning. Well, not the beginning, but the place I wanna start. Alright, my mind is rewinding. Alright. Alright. WOO! here we are! Anyway, I was holding The Hulk hostage, cause, he wasn't angry at the time, so he was defenseless. Like a creepy baby. Yeah, Babies creep me out. But back on track, here I am! Let's listen to the awesomeness!
"No!!!" The Hulky screamed, when I stuck that gun right to his damn face! Man that was bad ass! But it gets better from here! Just, keep watching this, it truly kicks ass! "Yeeeeeessssss!!!" See?! Like that. That is just bad ass. Back to the memory, "Heheh! As in yes, your going to die!" Damn, that was bad ass. Now here's a memory without me, it's just Wolverine and the bed wetter(Omega Red) fighting each other. Alright, I'll just tell you what happen. Omega Red used one of his tentacle thing to grabs Woverine, and slam him right into a wall! Not the fourth wall mind you. Anyway, BACK TO ME!
"BANG! Just kidding!" Oh, that classic jokester me. always joking in the worst of places! Ah well! More scene without me! Omega Red is really kicking ass here! He has like, those tentacle things wrapped all around Logan! And, woah! He just slammed him into another wall, hard! Me again now! "Click cliick!" Heheh. I love these parts. Alright, now look, Logan ripped those tentacles off of his, and just jumped right at Red, and, DAMN! Kicked him in the damn face! Now he's running for me. Now, this part I HAAAAAAATE! While I still make this awesome, but it just is humiliating for me! Alright. Logan jumps in before I shoot Hulk, and slices my pistol in half. I stumble back with a O_O!! Face, and say this, in SLOOOOOOOW MOOOOOOTIOOOOON! "Noooooooo! Thaaaat was my favorite guuuuuun!!!!" And then...*Sigh...* I get socked in the face, and Logan takes Hulk away.
Now what did this have to do with anything? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! That's what! But, I just like that scene. Lets skip to the end, shall we? Okay, so after something went wrong in the building, the whole place is blown to hell! Rubble, EVERYWHERE! For MILES! I kick my way out of the rubble that covered me, and come up, and I just say this, "Guys? RED!? Death Strike?! I can't believe it....I'M ALIIVE! IIIII'MMMM ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE-" And then the Hulk lands on me, and squashes me, I get the last line of the whole movie! "....Owie....."
"...Well that certainly didn't help at all! I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing! Alright Deadpool. You can do this. You're Deadpool! Marvel's Anti-Hero! You can get through anything!"
Yoshi moved forward, walking past the racks of clothing with a hint of glee in his eyes. He picked out a simple white long sleeved shirt, a pair of black dress pants and a simple black dinner jacket. The suit looked nice on Yoshi, elegant in its simplicity. "Nothing like casual wear that makes you look professional. Yes, that'll do." On his way out the door back to the hero's encampment/training grounds, Yoshi reached inside the jacket and pulled out a pair of mirrored silver Aviator sunglasses. Stopping by the Shrike and Black Dragon's fight, Yoshi sat down, muching on some popcorn. Because Popcorn is yummy.
The Shrike couldn't help but feel cheated, his dust had little affect, then again, and why would it if the man had as much internal discipline as he thought.
Time to turn up the heat: Level 2 out of 10 access granted, the heat is here
The Shrike's density was altered now, as the energy of the blast from Black Dragon erupted around his carapace it only heated it. Let himself hover out of Black Dragons Reach, and rocketing head first towards Dragon. But a second before impact he altered his course now flying past Dragon bet letting the repulsors surround Dragon in the pure energy coming from them, he then repositioned himself, and started to fire balls of energy at Dragon.
After Ryan and Meiling had their fun Ryan left to check on Miss Glados.
He entered the tent to find Miss Glados was having a tea party with Chell a turret and the companion cube. There was a black forest cake on the table.
"Would you like more tea Miss Chell?'
"Why thank you Glados," Chell took a sip.
"Why this tea is delicious what, flavour is it may I ask?"
"Oh it's my own recipe. I mixed all the ingredients myself."
"Oh what did you use?"
"Cyanide and happiness."
Chell's face paled as the poison took hold the companion cube incinerated. The illusion then dissipated while Glados giggled to herself she then noticed Ryan
"Oh hello Ryan would you like some tea.
"Umm.... no thanks I don't like the taste of cyanide"
Glados giggled
"Oh Ryan that was just a joke, I'm an illusionist I can do this all the time."
"Ok just don't ever kill an illusionary me. Well your basic training is over next job illusions in combat where you need to concentrate during stress."
Ryan left, he went to his own tent he was going to rest until The Black Dragon finished teaching the Shrike. Then he would face the Dragon that would be his final test."
"Okay, now watch this." The Black Dragon said and focused a good amount of internal energy (or Ki in Korean) to his hands and caught the balls of energy he didn't dodge, making them collect into a slightly larger ball. The energy then went into the Black Dragon's body as he absorbed it into himself.
The Shrike stood there and watched at first, taking notes when he realized he should attack and fired another volley of shots. The Black Dragon zipped away from the 'blast zone' and seemingly out of sight where he took a moment to rebalance the energy within him, replenishing the reserves he used in his bout with Meiling.
"So will I get to know how to do that?" Asked the Shrike as he flew over his teacher and sent down two large blasts, although his teacher managed to jump out of the blast radius he expected the Shrike put more punch into these ones and was slightly rattled by the shockwave.
The Shrike took that exact moment to jump into fast time, the world around him froze, dust and smoke became odd sculputres. The Shrike allowed himself a moment, he always admired the world when time had stopped, he then moved in quickly till he was right behind his master, he then exited fast time and smashed his somewhat dazed master over the head, and savored the feeling of the impact of his forearms on the human skull.
Meiling stepped into the tent and spotted Miss Glados and Ryan.
"Oh. Hey there. Who're you." She asked.
"Oh? Me? I'm Glados"
"Glados. Okay. Then. Say, would you like to come with me to practice my Tai Chi Chuan? I do it every day, but I forgot to today."
"Sure."
"Okay then.
And the two of them left to go outside into the fields.
Meiling wasted no time as she slowly inhaled and took an initial position and slowly went through techniques, both meditative, and in the martial arts. "Follow my lead..." She said to Glados.
Glados tried to follow her, as best she could. "This actually feels nice..." She said.
The next thing the Black Dragon knew he was being slammed over the head, but he quickly recovered and ran on the air, allowing the Shrike to follow him.
"To answer your question; it depends. Only those with a good amount of internal energy and mastery of it can do this." The Black Dragon explained before the two began to trade a furious barrage of blows, the Black Dragon parrying and hitting back each strike as he began to move around him and pummel the Shrike with a flurry of strikes ending with a final front kick under its chin followed by another somersault kick
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You are going to shoot me with a bullet... that destroys my clothes and makes me temporarily dead? All in the interest of allowing me to harness some power that I have never known about, and reach my full potential as a guardian?"
"Yeah, that sounds about right," replied Ryan
"Are you sure you're not just doing this to get me half-naked?"
For the knowledge of rock music, not only could the Yakumo family know about it, so could everyone from the Moriya shrine, considering they lived outside the border before Mountain of Faith.
"Well that may be a bonus." stated little holo-Ryan
Ryan then aimed Leon in pistol form at Alice's head
"Hey wait I didn't say you could-"
Bang
Alice fell back, in those last moments she thought back on her life.
it was sad really how she couldn't harness this so called power, if she tried harder it would be much easier.
a purple flame erupted from her fore head her eyes opened a fierce look was in them
she bolted up her clothes ripped
"I'LL CONTROL MY POWER WITH MY DYING WILL."
Kid Ryan was a little surprised at how effective the bullet worked well a little was an understatement in truth he now had a nose bleed.
Alice then spent the next 10 minutes trying to go into rebuke, also known as hyper dying will. it was hard but the flames were getting more fierce and much purer.
however after ten minutes the flames extinguished
"Well that was good for first lesson."
"Good GOOD, HOW THE HELL WAS THAT GOOD?"
"Well the bullet's effect usually only lasts five minutes, it did with Yoshi, guess you can handle this sort of thing better."
Alice looked at her ruined clothes
"And what about these, I don't want to walk around half naked you know."
Ryan sighed he pointed up, when Alice looked she saw a dress similar to her old one fall from the sky.
"That dress is special, it has threads in it that are resistant to dying will flames. which is what caused your clothes to disintegrate, they won't be resistant to say a storm flame or a very strong and wild could flame but hey at least your not naked Right?"
Alice immediately put on the dress not waiting or Ryan to explain what was happening.
"Now you might be able to get closer to your rebuke without the bullet. but a few more simpler tests.
"simple, I seriously doubt that."
somehow Little Ryan managed to put her in a cage, bind her in chains, and hang her over a pit of raptors.
"Better Fix your problem>'
"I swear, I'm going to kill Ryan when I get out of this cube."
No need to get pissed off right now Alice. You can worry about murdering Ryan later. Let's start with what you've got right now. You've got chains around your wrists and ankles and you're inside a very sturdy, metal cage. It's not very helpful, but you've dealt with worse situations.
The cage slowly lowered itself towards the pit as Alice communicated with her subconcious a means of escape.
How about rusting the bars and shackles with some rain? No, you left Gensokyo only a few days before Patchouli was supposed to teach you aqua magic. Look back on your fight with your younger self, think about what she used against all of you. Why not try electricity? that'll break the chains. No, you'll end up frying yourself too. Earth magic isn't going to be extremely helpful, and you've never tried working with metal magic either. Are you willing to burn yourself a little? Start torching the chains and then melt a couple of the bars. But you'll need to work fast, otherwise you'll be trapped in molten metal.
The cage was becoming dangerously close to the pit. And now that Alice looked, there was no way she could jump out without landing among the raptors.
With no time to lose, she heated up the shackles. Burns were appearing on her feet and hands, but the molecules spread apart enough that she could slip out of them. As soon as she was able to move, she slammed into the side of the cage, causing it to swing side to side. Alice grasped two bars and focused as much fire magic she could into both of them. Her palms were in terrible pain, but she persevered through it. The metal was becoming more malleable and she started to pull her two bars apart.
suddenly a gloved hand ripped off the bars and grabbed alice roughly, the arm then ripped Alice out of the cage and threw her to the ground.
Alice opened her eyes to see, Ryan the real Ryan, his clothes had changed. he was wearing anopen red coat (He changes the coat) with a high collar and no sleeves. he had black boxing tape around his hands he also wore black heavy jeans with a chain.
"Ryan you creep!" shouted Alice she lunged in hope to wring out Ryan's perverted neck but someone fist locked her oath. the fist belonged to Meiling.
"Sorry to complete your test for you but Ryan said you passed the test.
"And she kinda had to stop from killing me I guess your upset about being shot."
"Oh really your some kind of genius Ryan>" Alice snarled.
"But I wasn't watching that ordeal but I o have another test for you your penultimate test if you will.'
"What would that be, and why is she here.
"She's your test, The Cloud must be able to over come even the strongest opponents, so blast her away Alice. I will serve as referee so no one gets too beat up."
they suddenly were teleported to a different area here the ground was earthy, no plants, but the earthy area formed a circle which was surrounded by lush green grass.
I'll also inform you that the battle ground is laced with hidden land Mines. and the grass is hiding bear taps barbed wire and poisonous snakes."
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