The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Meanwhile, in mid-western America, a small girl got to her feet. Miss Glados slung her missile launcher across her back, and began walking. I was going to found a new nation and take over the world, but I think that's a little too far. Maybe I just need a quest, a worthy quest to help someone. Or to discover myself and my purpose. And so, Miss Glados walked through the fields, looking for someone to help, and thinking of something that could help her find her way.

Several hours later Miss Glados came across a random Locust soldier, fleeing Maddawg's rage against the Hero's. "Hey, Locust! What is happening at Maddawg's palace?" The Locust soldier stopped, seeing no harm in telling the little girl what was going on, plotwise. "Well," he began, "Ryan is stealing stuff from the labs and godmodding, Frank is somewhat confused because he actually tried to save Sam but failed, The Shrike is trying to rescue Alice, Deadpool is doing whatever, and Alice is siding with the Villians because the Heros abandoned her at the Rancor cave. Maddawg is in MAJOR RAGE MODE because the Heros aren't doing anything Hero-y and wrecking his palace instead, so he has branded them as Mercs and is now going to pretty much BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF THEM WITH HIS AIRSHIP. OF DOOM. Also, we now seem to be on the Planet Sera, from Gears of War."

"Ooooooooooooookaaaaaayyyy... That is some pretty messed up stuff, right there. So, I guess I'm just gonna keep walking through some random fields then, okay?" Miss Glados pondered. "Cool. Seeya!" The random Locust soldier said as he continued fleeing. He didn't get far before a random bullet hit him in the back. The Locust twisted and fell, dying in the fields. Miss Glados ran to him, and held the poor soldier.

On Maddwag's Airship. OF DOOM.
"Arggh, these be good cannons ye got on yer ship, Admiral!" Captain Sky growled in delight at Maddawg, having just fired some random shots for fun.
"I know, they were really cheap to install too!" Maddawg replied.

Back on the fields...
The Locust soldier looked up at Miss Glados. "Could you deliver this letter to my family?" He asked, holding up a small envelope. "They live at 42 Wallaby lane, Landown." Miss Glados took the letter, holding the dying Locust's hand. "Tell my wife... That I... I...love her." The Locust soldier breathed his last breath and died, falling limp in Miss Glados's arms. "I will." She whispered. She lay him down, gently crossing his arms and closing his eyes. She stood, casting her gaze to the distant snow covered mountains. She began to walk towards them, thinking.

Landown is a cold, mountainous, snowy place. Therefore, to the mountains I must go.

Her Quest had begun.

 

[Orinon]

The Shrike was holding his ground when suddenly a great fissure ruptured from the ground. From it Ryan emerged his sword was sheathed (Don't ask how he does it) On his belt was a red Box
"Hello Shrike we seem to have forgotten what it means to be a hero so I figure I'm going to set things Right, but you know I'm more of a chaotic hero myself.
I know you want to destroy the weather Vortex so Heres my plan, we go in there I make an entrance for us, You break that thing I get Alice then we all get the hell out of here."
"How do you intend to Get us both in that thing? Do you think you can fly up and cut a hole with your sword?"
"Oh no I've got something way better, I'm going to use this Box"
Ryan stated pointing at the red box attached to his belt.
A red Flame ignited on Ryan ring he looked at the Shrike
"These are storm Deathperation flames, all flames like mine have great power, You are lighting so you produce lightning class Flames. I made this Box to be fueled by storm flames
Ryan then Took the box from his belt he inserted the flaming Ring into The box he then tilted the box so the hole was pointed at the sky.
The box opened and a bright red light burst out, the strange light circled as it elongated the light was slowly changing as the weapon took it's true shape.
Above Ryan Head was a large black serpent, it had two fins on the sides of it's neck
[spoiler/] http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=storm+serpent#/d2lmj3a [/spoiler]
Say hello to The Box weapon, The Prototype Strom serpent,
Typhos
Ryan then smiled as his box weapon flew close to him, it nuzzled it's snout affectionately
Ryan then jumped an landed on it's back it was big enough so he could stand, he was positioned similar to a surfer on a board.
The serpent began to gain altitude, it spun with each revolution gaining speed and altitude The Shrike grabbed it's tail at the last minute and had the sensation of being carried by a freight train.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"RIGHT FELLAS!" Frank said at a conference room in the Hero hq. The table was occupied by the surrounding heroes or "Mercs"
"I've gathered you all here for a reason. As we now know, Maddawg has been dramatically editing New Earth's eco system. Massive earthquakes, storms, flooding. He must be stopped." He put his fist on the table.
"We need to draw up a plan on how to destroy his weather manipulation device, thingy. Any ideas?"

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike let go of the Storm Serpent's tail and dropped back to the ground at the foot of the palace. He would use the back door, the more guards the better. The Shrike pulled out a cell phone out of the inner pocket of his suit and dialled up Frank's number, but the call went immediately to voice mail.

"Frank, Ummm Ryan is about to assault the fortress Maddawg has the weather dominator in, I'm going to 'sneak' in there and see about turning that thing against them, or just smashing it, or whatever. Call me back!!!"

Ending the call he sprinted over to a door, it was unguarded on the outside, but was a large heavy door. The Shrike kicked the door down, having the whole door frame bend inwards from the force of the kick.

Stepping inside, he saw he had startled two guards, who had immediately reved up their stolen Lancer Chainsaws, the Shrike morphed to his metallic demonic spiky form and held out his arms. The Chainsaws bounced off the Shrikes fore arms and hit the two Locust guards square in the head, they were dazed and a moment before they got back into a battle stance the Shrike looked at them with his glowing red eyes and said.

"Get the hell out of my way or I will IMAPLE YOU ON MY CHEST SPIKE ASS END FIRST!"

The two guards went from an ugly stone like grey colour to that of sheet white, and ran out the door covering their butts with their hands.

The Shrike decided to stay in his inhuman form, stretching all four of his arms, its been a long time sense he got to use this in combat, time to get to work.

He tapped into his AI powers, letting his body become a 8 foot tall radar antenna and sent waves all throughout the base. He was looking for what would be the weather dominator?s influence... What was making it do this, what could agitate the weather like so... Then he found out exactly what the weather dominator was doing.

It was giving off a signal that no living creature to hear or sense, and it would take super advanced technology to detect, but the fragile clouds, and the not as fragile tectonic plates would be affected by this. And carried on this signal:

Spoiler: The Evil Weather Dominator's signal

-.- OH how I hate people on COD who yell this in my headset

The Shrike found his resolve renewed, he HAD to destroy this!!! Utterly!! He had pinpointed the signal to section of Maddawgs sub basement. The Shrike went looking for the nearest elevator.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly, as Ryan, Frank and the Sea-serpent rushed toward the wall of the fortress, a cannonball slammed against the beast/mount's head, forcing it to let out a powerful yelp of pain as it exploded on contact.

"ARGH! IT BE THE KRAKEN! SHE BE MINE!" Said Sky, jumping off the ship with a cutlass and into the mouth of the serpent. Ryan and Frank quickly jumped off as the beast rolled around in pain as she slashed at his vital organs from the inside.

"ALICE! QUICK! STAB MADDAWG IN THE BACK AND JUMP DOWN!" Said Frank and Ryan.

"I'M NOT ON YOUR SIDE ANYMORE! STOP TRYING TO RESCUE ME!" yelled Alice.

"What the fuck is going on here!? Why am I on the ship!?" Yelled Bravemanwolf.

"You didn't answer fast enough, so we brought you aboard." said Sho.

Maddawg jumped down from the ship and walked mencingly toward Ryan and Frank.

"Stay back!" yelled Ryan. "Or I'll blast you with my ultra mega secret wea-" Ryan was cut off as a left hook clocked him from the side and sent him barreling into a nearby form of stalagmites. Maddawg followed him shortly after he landed.

"What the fuck is wrong with you!?" he said, grabbing Ryan by the neck and delivering a low-punch into the gut. "You come into my home! Steal from my workers and try to give me a shit deal like that!" he yelled, throwing Ryan into the a low-hanging group of stalactites. "You obviously underestimate the locust power! Have you ever had to wrestle two blood mounts to the ground with your feet only!? I had too! It was part of my 5th birthday!" yelled Maddawg, grabbing Ryan's feet and tossing him into a pool Imulsion. "If I ever catch you underground again! I will literally rip you limb from limb! Capiche!? MK, freeze it over." he shouted, walking away from the edge of the pool while the white cat with the Spartan Helmet fired the freeze ray at the Imulsion, freezing the entire lake over. Maddawg now turned his attention toward Frank, who was backing away a tad "Hey now Maddy, buddy. Lets not get too rash." he said backing straight into Sho.

"Hey Maddawg, can I get this one?" he said, cracking his knuckles.

Maddawg sighed, "Fine." he said, before walking over to now frozen yellow lake and waiting for Ryan to bust out, which he most certainly would.

Sky had finished climbing out of the now dead sea-serpent. Carrying a lung over her shoulder. "Argh! I got me a trophy!"

MEANWHILE!

Shrike followed the horribly dubbed voice of Will Smith's daughter, wishing he didn't have to. It lead him to a big set of double doors, which he eagerly pushed aside. He looked up and marveled at the machine that was causing this Apocolypse, but soon his smile dropped when he looked down and saw Grimm with an accountant's calculator and Sauron sitting bored at the other side.

"Look" said Sauron " I want the ring back, I mean, its my class ring, but 3.5 Million is about the best I can do."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE!?" Yelled Shrike.

Grim looked up from his calculations, "The Negotiation room needed to be vacuumed." he said nonchalantly

"Is this one of the assholes who took the ring in the first-place and using it some sort of weird shit?" Asked Saruon, pointing to Shrike.

"I think so ya." Said Grim, taking a look at the paper on the calculator.

"Good. I have a bone to settle with you" said the Witch-King, picking up his mace and walking toward Shrike.

 

[Roamin11]

"Can't we settle this through more diplomatic means? Hell you got spiky armour, I am all spiky, heck Roamin11's avatar has been confused for the mouth of Saruon!" but Saruon seemed to be tuning the Shrike out, and swung his massive mace, aiming for the Shrikes head.

The Shrike ducked but now was a lil furious, his eyes now beginning to glow menacingly.

"Look I wasn't even all that into the whole Ring thing Ryan was making, I just liked the animie, and if thats a crime slap me in irons!"

Another strike obviously as Saruon got more aggressive with this swings.

The Shrike was grasping at straws here trying to figure out what he could do, and then he saw Chell hunched in a corner playing a few songs. He went over and stole the construct guitar and started to play.

Spoiler: Why can't we be friends

As the Shrike began to play Saruon must have felt something in his heart. Unfortunately it was hate because come on who really likes that song other than just whipping it out in order to try to clear up a conflict?

Saruon rushed forward now his rage doubled by the sheer fact the Shrike had just actully used that over used song.

The Shrike reacted as quick as he can and beat Saruon over the head with the construct guitar then threw it back at Chell along with twenty Euros attached to it.

"Play me some Guns N Roses, one of their less renown songs!"

Chell would protest but she was getting twenty Euros out of the deal, she can sell out for twenty euros.

Spoiler: Attitude

Chell began to jam heavily on the guitar as a mysterious stranger style drummer bassist and vocalist joined in.

The Shrike took on his human form and ran at Saruon.

"LET'S GET TO WORK!"

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank smiled from afar as the fight began. Sho was busy beating the shit out of his hologram, Mad and Ryan clashed, as did Shrike and another fella. (Frank was at the meeting)
He turned to the growing crowd which had turned into a small Army. Thousands of misfits and rebels, a guerrila Army.
"MEN, FOR TOO LONG MADDAWG AND HIS ARMY HAVE ACTED AS MOTHER NATURE, HE TOYS WITH THE WEATHER AS IF IT'S HIS PLAY THING. WELL NO MORE! TODAY HIS FORTRESS FALLS, AND HIS GENERATOR WITH IT, IN THE NAME OF GREENPEACEEE!"

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

The crowd roared, holding up a large array of weapons. Frank tied a green bandana with a hippie peace sign over his forehead. He attached a bayonet to his AK47.

"IN THE NAME OF THE AA HEROES, HIPPIES, COMMUNISM, AND MOTHER RUSSIIAAA!" He screamed, and the Army charged forward, straight for the fortress.
"FIRE ON THE AIRSHIP!" Frank yelled, pointing at the looming baloon of death. A volley of rockets went hurling at it, causing significant damage.
Frank and his new army charged forward.

 

[Roamin11]

Going into a slide the Shrike slammed against Saruon's leg, only to find out Saruon is a lot more stable than most of his usual foes. The Shrike rolled as Saruon brought his mace down where the Shrikes face was only a second earlier. Using his repulsor rays he blasted away sliding on his back, kicking up dust and having it blown in Saruon's face. He continued his slide reaching out for the Mysterious Singer's mic stand grabbing it and brandishing it as his weapon.

Saruon was tired of this blue suited nuisance and waved his hand as though swatting a fly. Fire shot up all around him and the Shrike. One of these vents opened up right under Grim sending him flying, his behind blistered from the extreme heat. The heat was extreme but the Shrike didn't flinch, now he ran forward, dodging fire vents, he swung the base of the mic stand in a upward arc hitting Saruon square in the chin.

Saruon staggered back, and was then hit square in the chest by the Shrike's repulsor ray, and was sent flying onto his ass hitting the weather dominator.

"Time to fight evil with evil!" The Shrike said as the Weather dominator opened to show Willow Smith in some sort of recording studio.

"Oohhh that's why it ran on Red Bull and cheese strings, I thought that was something odd for a machine that would screw up the weather." Grimm said rubbing Aloe Vera on his blistered red butt.

"Who has summoned me?!?!" Screeched Willow Smith, eyeing the Shrike and Saruon.

"Well it was him obviously, he broke you out so he could sing a douette" Said the Shrike pointing at Saruon.

"Oh that's all well then, come on over here big n ugly and we can sing the new douette version of I whip my hair I just wrote up." With that Willow drug screaming Witch King into the weather dominator's recording chamber with tentacles that appeared out of her ridiculous hair cut.

As soon as the weather dominator's walls closed again the Shrike went over, fired his Repulsor rays at full force and opened a hole in the floor to reveal magma, he then pushed the weather dominator into the hole and watched as it slowly melted. And two of the greatest evil's with it. Soon the hole solidified and the Shrike laid down some hardwood flooring and left.

He really didn't need to destroy Maddawgs fortress, but that air ship could be potentially problematic if it went to the surface... IF. He took the same janitorial elevator looking at all the dead bodies that had yet to be cleaned up and came out on the surface to find himself in an actually sunny day, the mini Van and semi truck sized hail stones melting. And although most of Mexico was gone, not a single fuck was given.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Where the fuck did they get an army?" asked Alice to Bravemanwolf.

"I...I don't even wanna know." Said Braveman wolf as a second volly of rockets launched at the ship and hit against the shielding.

"Oh for fucks sake, HORRIBLE! RELEASE THE BRUMAKS!" yelled Maddawg from his chest-high wall, which for some reason the rebels were just pelting randomly with bullets. Suddenly 3 bipedal dinosaur looking things with guns on its arms and head came out of seperate doors, stomping on the rebels who were stpuid enough to be in front of them. One of the Brukmaks reached down and ate one of the rebels as a snack. Suddenly the guns began to whirr to life and the crowd of rebels soon became red paste as a barrage of never ending bullets and missles hit them on.

In combination with the Brumak attack (hehehehe that rhymed), Sho used his sonic powers to cut crowds in half, MK used his Spartan lazor to rip through ten enemies at a time and Maddawg...well he just got a little slice happy with his chainsaw staff. All the while Alice and Bravemanwolf fired the cannons from the ship.

Where was Cap'n Sky during all this? Well, she was obviously putting the kraken lung above the fireplace. Soon only Frank remained as the last wave of his army fled in terror. "Son of a *****...." he said, having been out godmodded in single post. Maddawg looked off in the distance, as if his gaze was aimed at some writer and it said 'it wasn't godmod, this is where I keep my army! You think a rag-tag group of rebels can beat an actual blood thirsty army? We make the Red Lanterns look like pansies.'

"Well you may have bested my army, but I got one more trick up my sle-" said Frank, but the ground gave way below him and a large Corpser spider inched out of its subsubterrianian lair. Only its giant hairy legs were seen before dust covered the entire area Frank stood. Once clear, there was no sign of Frank.

Sho looked toward Maddawg. "I'm confused, are Corpsers on our side or not?"

Maddawg replied back. "Its complicated, we pay them to side with us and they ususally go with it."

"Pay? You pay Giant Spiders? What the heck are they gonna do with money?"

"Hey, they have their own thriving community down there ya know."

 

[Orinon]

Ryan being frozen in imulsion, Had time to think unfortuanetley his thoughts weren't very positive
Maybe everything I ever did, maybe it was all for nothing.
I should just stay in this ice, I'm no Hero Alice left the heroes and I just drove her off. I've been nothing but selfish. A hero only wants to help others, Chaotic Good, Rubbish Theres nothing good about me. I've never helped anyone, I've probably caused more pain than the villains, I've destroyed cities, stolen whatever I can get my hands on, I've killed anything that Gets in my way. Everyone hates me, Most are certain I'm a Merc. at least a Merc has some honesty, You cheat, lie, steal, anything to Satisfy your own selfishness.

Rumbles as the brumaks charged
It's getting realy hard to breathe I guess biomech's need air sometimes
Warning extreme damage Initiating automatic stasis lock
Stasis lock, that could save me, but what right do I have to live. Overide
Warning Further exposure could result in loss of spark Stasis lock must Commence
OVERRIDE
acknowledged
Well it's done I'll sacrifice this spark to save others the horror of my cruelty, it's too late for redemption ....may as...well........wait......for........................me........................to.....................die

 

[Roamin11]

As the Shrike looked at the new surface of the planet. Although a lot of the civilzation had been damaged the shifting plates had also caused small islands to form. On one of these small islands sat the Shrike, he decided to name it New Hyperion. So there The Shrike sat on New Hyperion watching boats of humans going to these new untouched islands (which had somehow grown thick tropical fauna).

No boats landed at the Shrike's island as he stood there watching people rejoice and begin to work on making their new lives.

And yet the Shrike felt a little sad. All the heroes/merc just bit the dust, did they die.... I dunno... Should I have helped but Maddawg does deserve to have a doom fortress.....

Well if there are heroes left he will have to wait. The Shrike laid back on the beach.

If Maddawgs doom ship showed its ugly hull on the surface the Shrike would sink it into the sea, but till then...

Spoiler: OCC

SO now that Maddawg just crushed Ryan and Frank.... Who are the other heroes?

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Several explosions appeared in the distance, evidence of the battle at Maddawg's palace. Miss Glados continued walking towards the mountains, and Landown. She had the fallen Locust soldier's letter in a small bag over her shoulder. She looked towards the battle, and felt a wave of sadness rush over her. She could feel someone losing the will to live. "Shrike? Please don't die. I just need time to think. Oh SCREW IT! I can't leave him like this!" Miss Glados changed her direction, moving towards the big battle. This is taking too long. Miss Glados thought. She rummaged through her bag, finding an Aperture Science Portal Gun. She fired the orange portal at her feet, and the fired the blue portal in teh general direction of the battlefield. "Here goes nothing!" She said as the portals connected.

The portal missed, but it shot her out right next to the Shrike on his little island. "Umm.... Hey there. I'm back, I can't live without you Shrike. You're my big brother. So, erm, what are you up to?"

Thats Rolo's Lament, from Code Geass R2, right? Nice choice of song. Is this the end for Ryan?

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike lifted his head, looking at miss Glados.

"Hey my darling" The Shrike smiled "I, I'm just sittin on the beach, watching the world rebuild, pondering the meaning of being a hero" He stretched and sat up looking out at the newest wave of boats. Still none landing on New Hyperion.

His smile faded for moment. "Did you feel him depart as well?"

 

[ajb924]

"Wait wait WAIT." Sho said. "WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE WE ON!?"
"Kill the spiders!" Maddawg replied
"FINE!" Sho began to kill the corpsers when he fell into the ground. He came back up with a coffee. "GUYS. THEY HAVE STARBUCKS DOWN THERE!" Sho said pointing at the community of spiders.
"That's... Interesting...." Grimm replied
Suddenly a tall ish dude walked in front of the villains and began talking to them.
"This has gone on long enough. My name's Anthony, and I think it's time I take DRASTIC measures." Anthony explained. "For the time being, Sho will take a short leave from the world of posting. As I see it, the only way the issue Maddawg is pointing out will be solved is if someone steps in to be a hero. And, since it seems Sam is busy, that person is me." Anthony turned toward the.... Non-villains and addressed them. "OKAY. Here's how this is gonna go down. We're gonna play the vigilante game. Gonna stop some bank robbers, nothing too grand. Then Maddawg over here is going to try to take over the world. Then we stop him and REPEAT THE PROCESS. IS THIS FUCKING CLEAR!?" Anthony said.
The non-villains mumbled to themselves.
"Anyone who's going to be a HERO with me is going to get into the fucking airship I just put here. We will then go and help people from petty crimes like murder and robbery." Anthony explained

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Well I guess there's no chance of my puppet plan of working now."

"To be honest, there were more holes in it than a 2X4 in a termite nest. A blind retard would have seen through it," said Sho unhelpfully.

"Gee, thanks Sho. But what am I going to do with this?" Alice gestured to the almost perfect replica she'd made of herself. She let her mind wander and some of her magic flowed from her into it without realizing it. She walked around a bit, adjusted some things that fell during the battle, and just generally tidied up the place. But as she did, the puppet made identical body and mouth motions perfectly.

"I think we could use this. Horrible, how much did this cost us?"

"Several thousand dollars. We couldn't' mass produce it if that's what you were thinking."

"I still think we could use it to our advantage somehow. The only problem is it can't speak and I don't know how to rectify that."

Spoiler: OOC

There is no way I can be on at all tomorrow, just saying.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike held out his hand to Miss Glados, and she took it and both of them Cast onto Anthony's air ship.

"Sooo vigilanties you say, can I be 'The Spiky Might' and my alter Ego 'The Blue Suited Dude'" Said the Shrike smiling like a fool

"In a word, No and don't suggest names like that agian, that is bassicly villiany right there"

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"Hey, Anthony?" Miss Glados shouted from the airship. "Could we first stop by Landown to deliver a letter? I'm sorta on a quest at the moment to deliver it to a family from a dead soldier."
"Dudette, how can you SORTA be on a quest?" Grimm asked as he emerged from the doomsday room.
"I, uhm, took a detour?" Miss Glados stuttered.
"Nice save." Shrike whispered.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

While all this important stuff was happening, Deadpool was sitting in the Starbucks drinking coffee, "*Sip* ....Um, excuse me! Excuse me!" A spider crawled over to him, "Yes, hello, I seem to be lacking the venom I asked for in this....Yes, I wanted coffee, with cream, sugar, and your arachnid venom...What? No! I will not pay you extra- What!? These prices are insane enough as it is, you want me to pay another dollar!? Oh, don't you start swearing at me! I am so going to tell your manager! ....Oh....You are the manager? Well your service is horrible dear sir, and you deserve to be fired! Then thrown into a fire! Good day!" Deadpool got up, put on his coat, and went to leave

And then every single arachnid in the Starbucks pulled a gun on him, "Well, a'int this a peach?" Deadpool said before being riddled with bullets, "How-does-a-spider-know-how-to-do-this-stuff-anyways!?" Afterwards, when he was swiss cheese, he staggered up to his feet, put his fist into the air, extended his index finger, and said, "I'm...still...alive...." ...And then they shot him some more.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank looked around at his dead army.
"Well, so much for uprising." He muttered and stepped onto the Airship. As it flew away, Frank smiled.
"Hey guys, y'know what I like to do after a battle?"
"Frank no!" Shrike tried to stop him, but it was already too late, he had pressed the red button. Frank quickly made a quick call to Maddawg.
"You wanna god mod an army to shreds? Well, you better evacuate your base, 'cos you can't godmod this!" He cut the call, just as the Nuke made impact with the base.