The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Roamin11]

"We are still going to Landdown" Said the Shrike from the pilot?s seat. As Archie Mark II version 2.0 took off, the Shrike keyed in the coordinates to Landown and went back to where most of the heroes where seated. "So when we get to Landdown, I REALLY want to go to gift shop! I want a landdown snow globe!" The Shrike smiled from the front set.

"Ohh.. Kay" Said Glados looking around "Hey Shrike when did you learn to fly this thing again?"

The Shrike's eyes filled with fear "Oh SHI-" that was when the Ship fell from the sky for the second time this week.

Upon everybody recovering from crash and stepping out of the heap of trash they found the conveniently crashed in Landdown.

"Well that was a rough landing but we are here!" Said the Shrike. "You guys go deliver the letter I'll start fixing Archie he will fly again!!!" The Shrike began to fix the airship as everybody looked around

"Shrike are you sure we are in landdown? All there is here is snow... And lots of it" Said Miss Glados looking around.


"Yeah my GPS says we are in Landdown, obviously the city is buried in snow, because some mystic evil has taken control of the top of the mountain and put the city of Landdown into a enchanted perpetual winter" Said the Shrike in one run on sentence gesturing to the top of the mountain.

"Where did you get all that information?" Asked Mammon

"Oh from AA Wiki" Said the Shrike handing over his smart Phone for Miss Glados, Deadpool, and Mammon to look at.

And upon reaching Landdown Roamin11 will decide to do a Majora's mask inspired plot, starting with the Snow Head temple which now resides in the Mountain by Landdown

"Oh... I guess" Said Miss Glados skimming it over

"So come on lets go! We have a curse to break!" Said the Shrike walking ahead of the group to get hit by a 430 RWHP Chaser.

Meanwhile

"Umm Issac I think we hit something! You should really slow down we don't have snow tires!"

"Yeah yeah lets go see what we hit" Said Issac getting out of his car.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well we're obviously going in the most badass vehicle we got!" Said Horrible. "We need to impress the investors after all."

"Who in their right mind would actually invest money into destroying the world?" asked Sho as he eagerly packed his clothes, despite the fact that he only wore one outfit.

"Oh you know, Communists, Al Qeadea, the NRA, The Obama Administration and of course the [name removed]"

When the group was packed, they all moved downstairs to see Horrible's newest mode of transportation. He moved toward a car in the middle of the garage that was covered in a tarp. "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, my latest invention, the 4-wheeled armored ta-"

"IT LOOKS LIKE THE BATMOBILE!" Yelled Grimm from the back.

"It does not!"

"Why can't we just take the air ship?" asked Chell with her portal gun, prepared to fire the orange portal to instantly transport her luggage.

"Because it is far too colorful!"

"ARGH! DID YOU JUST CUT A JIB ABOUT MY SHIP!?" Said Captain Sky, holding her suitcase and a barrel of rum.

"What about an emergence hole?" asked Maddawg

"Too dirty."

"Giant worms that sink cities?"

"Too slimy."

"Brumaks?"

"Too extinct?"

"What about Reavers?"

"Well...I suppose their the better of the several evils." Said Horrible.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

There was a crunch, and the Isaac's car died with a violent shudder.

Isaac gently applied the Chaser's handbrake, bringing the big car to a sudden stop.

"What the fuck was that..." he mumbled "Curly, Quote. Stay in the car."

Isaac hopped out to inspect the front of the car for any damage.

The lower lip of the body-kit had been completely torn off, the front grill had a foot-sized hole punched through it, the intercooler core was FUBAR with the continuation of said foot-sized hole, and the engine block had the same thing. A total write-off for the car.

"Shiiiiiit." muttered Isaac. "Good thing this is purely visual."

He clicked his fingers and the car turned to a opaque-grey rectangular prism. Seconds later the car reappeared, looking like not a thing had happened to it.

Satisfied with his repairs, Isaac hopped back in the car and restarted the engine. Putting the car into reverse, he backed the car up the road to see what he hit.

Meanwhile

It had the plans, it had the resources. It was time. It was going to build a craft like the others it had detected passing by itself and it's followers. They would become recognised, they would become something that people would take notice of. They would build and man their craft and begin their exploration of the world. Ever expanding, ever experiencing. Forever.

Spoiler: OOC

If anyone can't remeber this...

Spoiler: sideplot

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Also meanwhile...

And a long, long time ago...

But also in the future...


An electron suddenly became self-aware.

After 5,600,002 revolutions around the nucleolus it was currently orbiting it began to wonder about the extent of the places it could exist.

10,023,343,133,700 revolutions later it gave up thinking about the idea. It wondered why it was thinking? Why did it exist?

442,809,232,324,337 revolutions later it decided that it had it had a goal that it had not achieved and that this was it's reason for existing. Therefore it would devote itself to the pursuit of said goal.

125,234,786,104,745,231,673,923,304,112 revolutions later, after exploring it's properties, it wondered if this self-awareness was limited to itself. Could it communicate with other self-aware objects?

After many, many revolutions it decided to try sending a message. It vibrated at a certain frequency. At the same time, another like itself also vibrated at the same frequency. It tried vibrating again, this time at a different frequency. The two vibrated at the same time again. It tried again at another different frequency. This time three vibrated at the same time. It tried again using that same frequency. This time 6 vibrated. Another try, 12 vibrated.

The vibrations continued for some time. The electron wondered whether the others like itself were self-aware. Then it wondered whether it could transfer or share this self-awareness to or with others.

The vibrations seemed to be the key. At certain frequencies there could be 32 electrons vibrating. It wondered about the one it was revolving around. Could it vibrate also?

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Place hold on posts regarding myself and the Shrike.

 

[Orinon]

Place hold on posts regarding myself and the Shrike.

too late now pal
also I am gonna post

 

[Orinon]

"Well that was certainly unexpected. said Mammon who was being carried by Glados.
The Shrike got up
"I'm OK."
"Really looked more like a KO." Stated Dead pool
the Shrike just stared at Dead pool.
"Well if the snow temple is nearby, we should try to get over there right?"
as they walked over they noticed a strange wind was coming from the temple.
"Where is this wind coming From?" shouted Glados over the winds howling.
"I don't know but It's coming from the Temple." replied The Shrike.
"It's an illusion." they heard mammons voice in their heads, his telepathy was clearly heard over the wind.
"I can make the thing visible, but it'll take a little time."
"What are you gonna do make another illusion?"
"No if you counter an illusion with an illusion you lose your perception of reality."
Fantasma the became a a salamander biting its tail. Mammon flew to the source of the wind carefully dodging the wind so as to not get blown away. he appeared to find the source of the wind.
Suddenly a large creature appeared it was a Goron the stone eaters of Hyrule.
"Not bad kid, but just because we can see it doesn't help." thought Glados.
suddenly a warm fire appeared, the others found themselves ignoring the cold and being very warm by the fire.
"OK that was good." thought Frank to the others.
Mammon was trying to stop the Goron, he peered into it's mind all he could figure was the Goron was old and Tired.
Mammon flew back to the others.
"Anyone know a good Lullaby?
The shrike smiled, he still had his humanoid form but could still imitate any sound
"I do know one
(Cookie for reference)

Upon hearing the sweet music the Massive Grogon closed his eyes, drifted to sleep, then fell off the cliff hahahaha.
Mammon and Miss Glados also fell asleep to the sweet music.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike chuckled looking at Miss Glados and Mammon sleeping he turned around to see Deadpool as well had went clean to sleep his thumb in his mouth as he laid there.

"Not it for carrying Deadpool" Said The Shrike touching his nose, despite Franks best efforts he couldn't touch his nose beneath his mask

"Your a dick" Said Frank kicking snow at Deadpool to wake him as the Shrike lifted both Miss Glados and Mammon. The Shrike and Frank continued towards the large mountain. They heard the sound of a wolf's howl carried on the wind.

"God damn it I hate wolves" Said the Shrike, looking around.

"Me too" Came a gruff sounding voice from behind them.

The Shrike, Frank, and the recently awaken Deadpool looked at the harry clawed man behind them

"But... You're a werewolf!" Said Frank looking at him.

"Ha ha, no silly I'm a when wolf, by the way do you happen to know what time it is?" Asked the when wolf.

"Ummm no." All thee of the heroes answered in unison.

"OH well thats a Shame" With that the when wolf spread his claws and howled, soon a whole pack of when wolves were backing the single when wolf, "Now we have to kill you"

With that the wolves charged.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Honestly, would you all stop bickering? It's a very nice looking vehicle, and you all talking isn't going to get us to VillainCon any faster," called Alice from shotgun.

When everyone realized that she was sitting in a seat whose sacredness was matched only by driver's, they instantly dived for her. The next second, Alice was sent sailing over their heads and landed with a crash on the other side of the garage.

"Oh come on, everyone knows that that seat is first come, first serve. Besides, I wasn't complaining about it," she whimpered.

"Horrible is the one who stole it, so he gets driving priveliges and I'm pretty much the leader, so I get shotgun," said Maddawg.

"It's called shotgun for a reason, and I'm the one who always carries a gun and probably has the best aim," replied Chell.

"Come on, that's a gun that shoots portals. That won't hurt anyone," said Sho.

"Really?" Chell shot one above and below him and then moved the ceiling one off to the side after he'd gained enough speed.

 

[Orinon]

Suddenly Mammon awoke his hood lifted, thousands of blue tentacles shot out of the hood, the tentacles then restrained the wolves, tightly wrapping around the limbs. Mammon floated off the shrikes shoulders.
"Pitiful beasts, unable to form thought relying on instinct and perception. Illusions are almost a guaranteed success. this means I'll have no problem doing this."
Ice began to creep up the arms of the wolves. the spread was fast, in minutes they were dogsicles, on a stick.
the tentacles shrunk back into mammons hood, and out shot a solid Column of steel, his face was a hammer.
Mammon then smashed the The wolves. there crystalline bodies shattered to pieces.
"That was an illusion?" asked Frank
"Yes, The wolves are actually alive and whole"
"What, happened to them?"
"You don't want to know, let's move along."
Mammon continued on the others followed
"You think he's like that because they disturbed his nap?" Frank asked The Shrike

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"See? Therefore I should have shotg-" *Ka-chuck* Chell froze mid-sentence when she heard the cocking sounds of Gordon's shotgun. Having a gun is one thing, having an actual shotgun is another and everyone silently accepted the fact that the mute scientist would get the seat.

The drive to villain-con was long, boring and filled with multiple bathroom breaks as Grimm has the bladder of a mouse, but they eventually arrived in Fortune City Nevada, home to the hit game show 'Terror is Reality' several casinos and a wide variety of people who apparently go crazy as soon as one problem happens.

 

[Sam G]

"This is booooorrriiiiiiinnnggggg..." Sam moaned, crumpling over the table in front of him and lying on the soft, pillowy pile of official Villain-Con shirts.
"Suck it up, soldier. You've only been here for 10 minutes," Fearne reminded him, grabbing Sam by the collar and dragging him to his feet.
"Seriously? What time is it?" Sam asked, still a little baked from the desert sun.
Fearne flipped open her phone and checked. "It's 8:30, dude. We only opened a half-hour ago."

Sam stared at her blankly for a moment, before saying the only thing he could think to say. "...What the hell am I doing up at half-past eight in the morning!?"
"Get used to it, dude! This next week, we're gonna have you up at 7:00, sharp, setting up posters an' stuff!" Fearne grinned smugly in a manner which basically informed Sam he was her ***** for the remainder of the Con.

Sam was about to object when he spotted someone he recognized over Fearne's shoulder. "Oh, hey, Madam!" Sam leaned to the side so that he could be seen past Fearne from where the Villains were standing and waved. "You wanna buy a shirt?" he called to his old nemesis, holding up one of the nice black-and-red ones from the top of the pile.

 

[Roamin11]

The Heroes had just reached the entrance to Snowhead Temple.

"Hey have you guys ever noticed that Snowhead looks a bit like a... ya know?" Said Deadpool trudging up the final section of the ramp.

"Like a what?" Said the Shrike still carrying the sleeping Miss Glados.

"Like a, ya know?" Said Deadpool now getting a little awkward. "Come ON I can't be the only one who sees it looks a bit like a giant frozen penis!!" Everyone turned back to look at him questionably then entered Snowhead temple.

Entering Snowhead, they saw a large pile of snowballs, all sitting just waiting to be jumped in.

"Dibs!" shouted the Shrike running forward about to dive when one opened its eyes to stare right at him. This made the Shrike stop dead in his tracks but didn't stop Deadpool from jumping directly in.

"You snooze you lose!" Laughed Deadpool as he was burried in the snowballs. That was then they all awoke, there red eyes, and that was then the screaming started.

"OH GOD THEIR TEETH!! THEIR TEETH THE HORROR THE HORROR!" Screamed Deadpool "GET THEM OFF OF ME"

"Ask and you shall receive!" Came a familiar voice. There stood Meiling her fist already charged with Rainbowy goodness. She leapt forward smashing into the pile of snowballs that then exploded sending them everywhere; they turned to dust upon hitting the wall.

"Their eyes!! Their eyes! Oh I've been saved thats good" Said Deadpool dusting himself off "Anyone see my toe one of the lil buggers bit it off" he said scouring the room for it.

"Hey guys what are you doing here?" Asked Meiling "AND WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!" She said then proceeding to punch Deadpool square in the jaw sending him into drift of snow.

"Ummm you just kinda randomly disappeared after the elevator sequence. What are you doing here?" asked the Shrike now wondering just what purpose Meiling had here.

"Oh I wanted a Landdown snowglobe they are one of THE most sought after snowglobes in the whole world! And some guy named "House" said he would pay me for them. But I need to break the curse but I can't navigate this dungeon for the life of me." with that Meiling sat down crossing her arms.

"Well I'm pretty sure all of us can manage so lets get our arses in gear" Said the Shrike.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling sighed. "Man... If Sakuya-san or Ojou-sama were here right now, this place would probably be in ruins... No... This place is too big for them. We'd need Imoto-sama here. She could burn this place to the ground! YEAH!... Oh.. But... I don't even know where the mansion is anymore... Oh man... I'm so going to get a beating once I go home..." Meiling said, with a sweatdrop on the wide of her face, as she scratched the back of her head, nervously.

Meanwhile, back at the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
"Still can't find her, can you, Sakuya?..." Said Remilia.
"...Where could that guard be?" Sakuya said, sounding worried.

Back at Snowpeak.
"Well... No use worrying about it right now..." She reached into her hair and pulled out a tiny key. "I found this a while back, but couldn't find a locked door for it... Did you guys find anything?"

 

[Roamin11]

"I found a map" said Mammon

"I found a Compasss" Said The Shrike

"I got a rock" Said Deadpool

"Chell you sillly test subject that doesn't go in there" Giggled the sleeping Glados on the back of the Shrike.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Well then... We're where we were at the beginning... Do you know where we need to go, at least?"

 

[Roamin11]

"Uh, up I think, its been YEARS since I played Majora's mask so I'm pretty sure the next door is over there behind those icicles!." The Shrike then walked over and broke them down.

"I don't understand how these chains actually keep the door from opening" Said Meiling putting the key into the lock and giving it a twist and the Chains fell to the ground.

"SOO Meiling, how ya been?" Said Deadpool wrapping his arm around Meiling shoulders.

"SNOW MEN!" Said the Shrike in glee. Seconds before the snowmen turned around wielding all forms of guns.

"God! DAMNNIT!!" Said Deadpool before he took a 12 gauge slug to the gut.

Frank, and the Shrike both began to take on all the snowmen.

The fight was on!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling was about to respond to Deadpool when the snowmen pulled guns out of nowhere and Deadpool took a slug to the gut. She cracked her neck and then her knuckles. "Not more of these guys..." She kicked off the ground and proceded to beat them with her BEAR HANDS, making them explode on contact.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike watched the colourful light show as Meiling murdered the killer snowmen. "Ooooo, pretty!"

Soon Meiling had ripped through the snowmen.

"I've missed having her around!" Said the Shrike to Frank, Frank nodded.

"Okay now what" Said Meiling looking through the hats and carrot noses that had been left behind, munching on one of the carrots.

"Well I'm pretty sure that all I need to do is find the boss key, which will probably be guarded by the mini boss"

"Wasn't it guarded by a Wizzrobe or something?" Said Frank as the walked through to the next room."

That was when the walked into the Wizzrobe room. It chuckled madly and disappeared into its mystic tiles. There were five tiles. Meiling, the Shrike, Mammon, Frank, and Deadpool all stood at one and soon the once difficult mini boss battle became whack a wizard.

"Stop just stop! Here's the damn key! Just leave me!!" Giving them the Boss room key the wizard went to die of internal bleeding in the corner.

"So how will we get to the top?" Said Frank looking all the way up to the high high ceiling of Snowhead.

"Easy" Said Meiling jumping up the walls with unconscious Deadpool in her arms.

"Rocket arms away!" Said The Shrike blasting off with Miss Glados.

"See you at the top" Said Mammon floating up and away.

"You guys are dicks!!!" Yelled Frank from the bottom. Frank looked around pulling out a RPG "ROCKET JUMP!" Yelled Frank doing a small leap and then firing the RPG at the ground and proceeded to blow his legs off at the knees.

"Frank I came back for-OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO?" Said the Shrike looking at legless Frank.

"I'll be fine just grab my legs and get some string, a needle and a lot of vodka!"

2 Hours Later

"Okay lets go get them!" Said Frank stumbling through the boss door.

"Whats wrong" Said Deadpool freshly regenerated "First day with the new legs??" Deadpool then proceeded to laugh his ass off.

"You're a dick!" Said Frank picking himself off the floor.

The Heroes entered the boss chamber.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling loooked around the boss room and noticed a giant cone of ice. Something seemed to be frozen in it. "Hmmm... Weird... I wonder what's inside..." As she approached it, it become obvious that a Giant Monster Goat was inside it, but instead of Panicking, Meiling put her hands on her hips and threw her ehad back in laughter. "AH! So this is where you've been hiding, Taisui Xingjun!" (I think that's it) "At last, we can meet in combat! Someone get him out!" She said, cracking her knuckles.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"ON IT!" Deadpool shouted. He pulled out his pistols, letting them spin around his finger a bit, and began firing bullets at speeds Dante would be proud of, at the giant cone of ice, "WOOOOOOOOoooooooo."