The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[BloodyThoughts]

"BUT WHAT ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!?" Deadpool excalimed.
Meiling payed attention to that, "I don't even know who that is!"
Just then, Chuck Norris walked up to her.
"Hi-" She was cut off by being punched in the face, by the fist concealed by his manly beard of manliness.
"Oooo. Tough luck. Might wanna practice your Chuck Norris jokes." Deadpool said, starting to laugh his ass of.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling flipped herself back up. "DO THAT AGAIN, AND YOU'LL WAKE UP ONE DAY WITHOUT YOUR DAMN MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS!" (She can do this.) She turned around and folded her arms. "I was just too caught up in my own pride to notice him." She said, with a smug grin as she flipped her hair with one hand.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"You can't take away Chuck's martial arts skills." Deadpool started, "He'll take YOUR skills, before you can say: The Cookie Monster. The proceed, to round house kick your fucking head off."
"I seriously don't think he can do that." Meiling argued.
"Yeah. Run."
"What? Why?"
"Cause, he's standing right behind you."
Meiling turned around. Lo and behold, Chuck Norris was standing behind her. After running across the world 8 times in 10 seconds, while walking on water, beating up jesus's of all forms, eating a taco, and punching a Mexican baby in the face. He round house kicked Meiling.
"Oooo, shoulda just ran. You can NEVER look at Chuck Norris."
"BUT YOU DID!" Meiling shouted, kicking up.
"Through a mirror."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling rubbed her head. "Gah... What kind of Youkai is that guy that he can be better than the Youkai who controls Martial Arts? Nnngggh..." She picked up the head again. "Aha! But he didn't kill the Taisui Xingjun! That honor belongs to me and always will!" Suddenly, Goht's head vanished, and all that was left was a Mask... That was his face. "Okaaay..." Meiling picked it up again. Suddenly, she was teleported someplace in a very distant plane of reality. It was completly white, with waterfalls falling all around her, as mist covered everything. "What the? What is this? I don't even..." Suddenly, her ears were assaulted by a haunting, moan-like sound in some strange language. Her Youkai sense of Hearing reacted violently to it. "GAAAAH!~ SOO BEAUTIFUL!~" She shouted, like she was being seduced and pleasured by someone. The voices spoke and she could understand it, because the storyline said she could. So shut up. "Yes!~ Yes, great gods!~ I, Meiling the great Taisui Xingjun slayer will follow your commands!" And with one final word from these "Gods", she was sent back to everyone else, in a flash of blue, cuddling the Goht Mask against her chest, still on her little high. "Meheeeeh~ Hnnnn~"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"..." Deadpool just stared for a bit before turning to Shrike and saying, "Y'know. She'll do that with a mask, but she probably wont even let me stare at the wonder twins for a minute or 30. Let alone letting me even poke them."

"True that Deadpool." Shrike agreed, "True that.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling snuggled the mask a bit more. "I got a job from the gods~ Yay~ I'm going places~" She said. After a few minutes of her rubbing the face of the dead, lightning shitting goat against her marvelous China Boobs, she snapped out of it. "Oh..." She quickly flipped onto her feet and landed, with a perfect ten score across the board... Except from the German judge. "Hey guys! I got a job from the gods! We have to get three more masks from powerful youkai, like this!" She held up the mask with one hand, raised her fist in front of her face, about a foot and a half away, and clenched her fist, tight. You could actually hear it clench. Kind of like Leather. "We're going to find these guys and beat the living hell out of em! Haha! We'll be Meiling's Super youkai Extermination Force! And we'll kick some ass! Which is kind of weird of me, since I'll be killing my own kind, but what do I care?! We beat each other senseless in Gensokyo all the time!" She said, with a hearty, victorious laugh.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"WAIT. I have a problem with the name!" Deadpool objected.
"What? I think it's perfect! They gave me the job after all!" Meiling happily retorted, "But, what do you suggest?"
"I vote that the name be changed to Deadpool and his cronies!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

As soon as Deadpool finished talking, Meiling's fist was buried about two inches into his face. "No! I was given the job by the gods! We'll go with the name Hong's Hyper Youkai Force!"

 

[Orinon]

Mammon Floated up to the others
"I would rather we be the Varia, a squad of almost supernatural hit men, as an officer I can give you all the Rank of a junior Officer. and at least my way we aren't hinting anyone is stronger."
"Who the hell is this Baby?" asked Meiling not noticing the Aura of creepy surrounding Mammon
"You may call me Mammon and I don't feel like flying so."
Mammon expertly dropped himself into Meilings arms.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool entire skull was crushed, and he was sent flying through many many walls. He regenerated, of course, and teleported(Not making this up, he has a teleportation device) back, "Fine. Don't let me look at the milk factories, then totally diss my name for this team!"

And then Mammon did that. Deadpool started snickering, "Momma, I think the baby needs burping!"

 

[Orinon]

Mammon appeared to frown suddenly Gola Mosca was behind Dead pool Finger Guns loaded.
"whoa whoa whoa whoa, just kidding here that's all."
Meiling was confused
"why is he talking to the air?" she whispered into Mammons ear
"I am an illusionist and right now he thinks a giant machine is pointing a gun at him, ammusing bit is," Mammon checked and sure enough Dead pool couldn't hear them
"Mosca never had any guns neither does the illusion, but I like to have some leverage over him."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling kicked Deadpool in the groind as hard as she could, her foot exploding on impact. She didn't bother looking to see what happened. She looked back down at Mammon. "Well... You're cute and all... BUT NO! I WAS GIVEN THIS MISSION BY THE GODS!" She clenched one fist, holding Mammon in her other arm. She clenched her teeth and her eyes turned into flames. "WE WILL HAVE MY AWESOME CHOICE OF NAME! WE WILL BE, MEILING'S MAGICAL AWESOME FORCE DAI-GURREN!"

 

[Orinon]

Mammon sighed.
"Ok your quest your name, no need to Hit the infant, Will you pwease cawwy me?" the last phrase was laced with adorable

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool was about to say a snarky remark to the illusion, when he testicles exploded and flew right out of his ears. Then everyone saw that his testicles were the size of bolling balls, "OH GOD THE PAIN!" He yelped before regenerating, "Heheh. Thank you Thanos. He'll still never, EVER, get Death to be his girlfriend before me!"
"...." Illusion-Mammon stared for a bit, "I...didn't really get a single word you just said."
"Probably for the best that you didn't."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling looked at Mammon and "D'aaaaww'd" "Sure!~" She walked back to everyone else, making surely to walk past Deadpool, slowly. She knew he'd look at her breasts, and that just gave her another reason to punch him through a wall for it. Was this demeaning and manipulative? Yes, but she didn't give one damn. "ALRIGHT GUYS, LET'S GET GOING! TEAM CHOGINGA HONG FORCE SEVEN IS MOVING OUT!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool was punched through a wall by looking at Meiling's jugs, "OW! God dammit, woman, I think you would've known by now!" He paused, "...That only makes you sexier!" He teleported back to the group, and began walking with them.

 

[Orinon]

Mammon was rather delighted, This amazing fighter, Meiling her name was, was a suitable replacement to Mosca, she would carry him, she had great strength, and she loved beating Dead Pool.
"I'm guessing that since this Monster was in an ice temple, I'll bet the others are in similar natural places, a swamp, far out to see, and in a canyon. Which one should we do first I nominate swamp."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"WE'LL GO DEEP INTO THE SWAMP AND DESTROY THE YOUKAI IN AT THE HEART!" Meiling said, after she jumped up into the air, and performed a spinning kick into Deadpool's face, holding Mammon in her arms, still. "My breasts are not for you to stare at!"

 

[Orinon]

Mammon Sent a telepathic message into dead pools head.
"Shame you can't look they're really soft. but I guess I'm just more likable."
of course only Dead pool could hear this
"I think the swamp is in the western area, Probably full of Crazy plant-people, monkeys, witches, Killer turtles, poisonous water, monstrous dragonflies, Magic mushrooms, oh and Probably a giant jungle warrior.
nothing you can't handle right Meiling?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling's eyes were looking very dragon like and intimidating, but they were burning with a roaring passion for Adventure, excitement, maybe some Romance, and Ass-kicking. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WITH ALL US TOGETHER, WE'LL KICK THEM ALL INTO NEXT WEEK!"