The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling looked around the first room of the temple. The room was full of Gigantic tree roots and other such things. Black things scuttled across the floor below. "Alright guys! It's time to conquer this dungeon and defeat the evil Youkai in the heart! Who's with me?!"

Everyone else was already floating across the room.

"..." Meiling simply flew from the front of the room to the other door, waiting for everyone else, STILL holding Mammon in one hand. Somehow he hadn't been affected by anything she did. "

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Miss Glados awoke on Shrike's back, safe from the toxic water of the swamp. "Hey guys. I heard a strange thing before. I heard voices talking about this being 'the night of the first day' and that we '60 hours remaining'? It doesn't really bother me, but don't we still have 2 temples to go?" She said as she jumped down onto a platform. Shrike looked at her sheepishly. "Well," he began, "I haven't played Majora's Mask in ages and I kinda forgot that it had a time limit."
"Well, we still need to fix the airship as well. Otherwise we won't be going anywhere after we defeat the boss of this temple." Meiling stated.
"That's ok. I will go and fix the airship." Miss Glados said. "Then, I'll leave a portal open for you guys, and I'll take the airship and find the desert temple. Hopefully, with only one person on the airship, it WON'T CRASH THIS TIME, and then all you guys have to do is walk through the portal to get to the next temple!"
"But we might need you here!" Shrike wailed at the thought of being separated from Miss Glados again.
"I won't be anygood here anyways. Besides Shrike, we can communicate through the Void Which Binds, silly! And now, I'm off! GOOD LUCK!" And with that, Miss Glados turned and walked back to the remains of the crashed airship. She muttered something about stupid drivers and began to fix the airship.

 

[Sam G]

"What...?" Fearne reached out and took the charm from Death, taking care not to touch his hand as she did so, then pulled her arm back quickly, holding the charm in her hand close to her chest. "Uh... no, dude! I don't want you "looking after me"! I mean, it's really nice of you to offer, and I appreciate that, but you kind of just killed one of my friends! I mean, I'm trying not to hold that against you, as I know you're a villain, and that's what villains do, but still... I don't really wanna hang out with you, or anything. Sorry."

Fearne looked away from Death, finding herself unable to make eye-contact with him. She didn't feel particularly upset - people got killed at these cons all the time, and dying really wasn't that big a deal in this universe, so she didn't doubt Sam would be back eventually - but Fearne was in no hurry to die herself, and she was a little afraid of spending too much time around this being who had just sliced down a defenceless teenager without effort or remorse.

Also, she'd liked Sam; she'd only known him for a short period of time, but he had a cheerful energy about him, and it would have been nice to get to know him better. Making friends was hard when you and all your co-workers had a job catering to people whose whole claim to fame was that they killed lots and lots of people in creative ways, and for not particularly good reasons...

Still not looking at him, Fearne scooched past Death and hurried over to the only person she recognized in the crowd. "Uh, hello, Mr. Maddawg! Um... would it be alright if I hung out with you for a while? I mean, I'm not a fangirl! I don't want to steal more of your clothes! I mean, your clothes! Any of your clothes! 'Cause I haven't stolen any yet. No, not "yet"! I mean, I don't intend to, like, ever..." Fearne trailed off and looked at her feet. "Mr. Maddawg... I'm afraid. Somebody just killed Sam, and then he asked if I wanted him to "protect me", which I really don't, 'cause he had, as I mentioned, just murdered a friend of mine..."

Fearne looked up into the face of the Locust leader and mustered up the most pleading look she could manage. "So... could I hang around with you for a little while? I... I don't wanna be on my own."

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Hmm While that could have gone better...

Death looked around for a bit,before realising he had nothing ttying him here anymore.His reason for arriving had been taken care of,the girl had refused his help and he had delivered the charm that Samuel had given him.He took a look at the world around him,and then slowly burned otu of existence,his body turning slowly into blue flame and fire.When he was done,there was nothing left but a burning out line of blue fire against reality where he had left.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike and the other Heroes minus Miss Glados (OH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO? You sleeping Angel!) the Shrike was sulking slightly as they wondered about. "Uggghhh it absolutely smells in here!" Groaned Deadpool, "This water smells of rotten eggs and moldy chili cheese dogs!"

"No wonder its toxic" Murmured Mammon silently still in Meilings arms.

"Then lets not take a dip unless we have to" Said the Shrike "So does anyone remember this place? I don't have a clue what to expect"

"I only remember the annoying fire arrow thing" Mummbled Mammon "This game was difficult for me to complete"

The Shrike went over to the unlite torch and lit it using his repulsor ray. The platform lifted and began to spin.

"Easy, now what?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling flew up to the second floor with Momoon, thinking it would be a good idea to scout up there. "HEY GUYS! SEE IF YOU CAN GET UP HERE! THERE ARE A FEW DOORS UP HERE!" She called down to the rest. She looked down at Mammon and thought for a moment. "Soooo.... What exactly are you, again?"

 

[Orinon]

Mammon smirked, the black Frog transformed and formed an Ouroboros, what's more the Chain around the Pacifier unraveled and fell into a convenient pocket The Indigo Pacifier began to glow.
"I am the greatest illusionist on earth, Holder of the Indigo Pacifier. It is I The Mist Arcobaleno Viper. But I'm Mammon now."
"Why did you take off the chain?" asked Meiling
"So I can calm down The Shrike."
Suddenly Miss Glados appeared beside the Shrike
"Miss Glados you with me
I'M SO HAPPY."
"My illusions work well when fulfilling a wish, he wants to be near Glados so he sees Glados and doesn't question it."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Huh... That's an interesting power, Mammon..." Meiling said. Then she pinched his cheek. "But yer still too adorable for fighting~"

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Suddenly, without any warning, there was a hole in the ceiling.

Isaac, Curly, and Quote rappelled down from the CH-47 helicopter that was hovering over the swamp temple.

For the sake for narrative purposes, Isaac drew his TIP carbine and commented, "Holy shit these things are useful."

He turned to the heroes.

"Before you ask, I am Isaac D. Eciveus. The two robots are Curly and Quote. We are here to help and to blow shit up. Any questions?"

"Yeah," asked The Shrike, "where the hell were you Issac. I gave you an opening and everything? What happened?"

"Firstly I, Isaac, operate on a different time zone then you and did not get the time to catch up with you guys. Secondly, I had no Internet for three days. Satisfied."

"Yeah, I 'spose so. BTW, have you ever played Majora's Mask Issac?"

"Neyt. And my name is Isaac."

"АХ ТОВАРИЩ!" said Deadpool, throwing his arm over Isaac's shoulder. "МЫ НАСТОЛЬКО РАДЫ ИМЕТЬ ВАС С США!"

"Nice translator Pool." said Isaac.

"СПАСИБО." Said Deadpool.

 

[Roamin11]

"Doesn't matter I'm just glad you're here now!" Said the Shrike flying up to Meiling and Issac. "Wow Miss Glados you sure have gotten light!" the Shrike gave off a small school girl style giggle.

"Umm he does know there isn't anyone on his back right?" Said the Shrike to Meiling

"Don't tell him, he's right now under a illusion" Said Mammon "Best not to show him it isn't ture, he is a little tempermental."

"Ah I see" Said Issac looking questionably at the Shrike whom was now talking about some strange planet.

"And let me tell you, they may look friendly but they will gouge out your eyes at the drop of a hat, I'm serious they just don't like hats! But I'm pretty sure we need to go through this door" With that the Shrike walked very confidently into a large room with pillars all around inside it. "Odd this room shouldn't have pillars" With that Dinofols fell from teh ceiling and attacked teh group.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Hah, I like you! Sure take it," the booth owner laughed and sent Alice and Chell on their way.

"Looks like you might actually be one of us after all," said Chell.

"I'm just a little out of practice is all," replied Alice, flipping through the tome, looking to find the most grotesque incantation she could find.

"Let's look for Maddawg, we've got plenty of souvenirs already, and it's been awhile since we've seen the others. But first," Chell fired an orange portal at the ground in front of her and dropped their things in.

"Where did that lead?"

"Back to the car. No use carrying it."

The two wandered around the convention center until they finally reunited with their group.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Isaac killed all the Dinolfos in 4 seconds. One shot from his TIP Carbine each.

"If I had time I'd give you a cool 10 paragraphs demonstrating the awesome overpoweredness of the TIP Carbine."

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike then kicked Issac in the back of the head sending him flying across the room.
"If you can't post anything nice don't post anything at all! You take the fun away from those who do want to slaughter with epic detail." "But fine we got the boss room key, might as well see who the boss is for this wonderfully smelly place."

And so the heroes ascended the final puzzle room by passing it with their flight and jumping skills. The Shrike stuck the boss key into the lock and twisted it and watched the heavy chains fall to the floor. Upon entering the large dark room they heard tribal like chanting and then from the ceiling came a man in tribal clothing taller than all the heroes and with a sword as big as the Shrike when he was in his eight foot tall form.

Masked Jungle Warrior

Odolwa

"Ah HAHAHA!" Laughed Meiling confidently "Taisui Xingjun! You reveal yourself to me, now by the divine order of the gods who put you in my path I shall slay you!" Meiling lashed out with a flurry of rainbow punches and exploding kicks. But the evil jungle warrior batted her back with sword and shield each time.

"Meiling fall back to me I've got a plan!" Said the Shrike

"But I-" Protested Meiling

"FALL BACK TO ME!" Commanded the Shrike, with that he pulled out his chrome mic stand. "Meiling take this, it's called a bass, strum it like so, Deadpool you're on drums, Miss Glados you're on lead guitar. Everybody ready? Follow me and Glados's lead!"


As the heroes rocked out a powerful force began to pool behind them. The power took on the form of a ram, and charged forward bashing into Odolwa, knocking him down, and trampling him under hoof. The so called "Jungle Warrior" couldn't handle being brought to the jungle and burst into flames.

"See Issac THATS how you do it!" Said the Shrike taking his chrome mic stand and resting it on is shoulder.

Spoiler: OCC

Sorry to have Gmodded the jungle boss all by myself, but I really wantedto Guns N' Roses him to death since I figured out we would be fighting him.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling began bashing the bass against the ground, until it began to break. The she picked it up, above her head and broke it in half with her BEAR HANDS. "YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" She tosses the shattered instrument to the side and gave herself a minute to come down from her contact high. "Alright... Good job, guys! As I expected from Meiling's Ultimate Task Force VI! Now... To clam the face of the beast!" She wiped her hands off and walked over to the Remains of Odalwa. "This beast and the last must not have truely been the Taisui Xingjun, but his minions! Oh! The plot thickens!" She said. As she grabbed Odalwa's Mask/face, the rest of his body seemed to explode, but there were no remains, and it was not violent. Meiling picked up the mask and held it above her head. "WE GOT THE SECOND ONE, YOU GU-" She was interupted as she was, once again, teleported away to the same serene world with the falling waterfalls and fog. She grinned and put her hands on her hips. "Ah, yes! Once again I have been called by the Gods." And as the "Gods" spoke once more, in their alien tongue, Once again, it was like Acid to Meiling. As they finished speaking to Meiling, they were about to teach her the Oath to Order, but they noticed her having her little high and just decided to drop a tablet with the notes inscribed on it next to her. Then she was teleported away, outside the Deku Princesses cage. She was on the floor, still a bit high. "Ahyaaaa~ Flan-chan~ I see you up there on the ceiling~ What're you doing there?~ You're not allowed out of the basement~ Hyaaaaa~"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"...Hey guys," Deadpool said, "I've got an awesome idea. Why don't we just PASS Meiling, pick pocket the masks from her, keep going, and do what those god peoples want HER to do? I mean, it would be a hell of a lot more efficient....and I know what those god people said."

"What, how?" Isaac questioned,

"You see, I'm so aware of the universe we're in, and of my comic books, AND of everything that's going on, I can basically see the future. And I already know what's going to happen." He explained, "For example, Squirrel Girl is going to jump in an want to fight me in...5 minutes."

"So, in order to test this, we play the waiting game?" Shrike asked.

"No, no, you see, for this to happen, I have to be in the appropriate spot. So, we have to move on." Deadpool said, and then began to march in the direction they need to go. Meanwhile, everyone was asking themselves whether they should follow him or not. And whether he was completely insane, half insane, kinda insane, or not insane. Even though the obvious answer is: Completely insane, with a hint of mad genius.

Spoiler: And before you say anything Fury

It's canon that Deadpool is so aware of whatever he's in, that he already knows what's going to happen ahead of time.

So yes, he basically gained ESP from breaking the fourth wall. Awesome, a'int it?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

Yes, it's cool. But you do know that they can't see Meiling, cause the Deku Princess' cage is in a different room, alot farther from the boss room, right? X3. They don't know that she's high, cause they can't see her. XD

... But they better not leave Meiling behind. She has the masks! Haha!

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike was a little confused at Deadpool's little moment of omniscience, so he went into the portal carrying Mammon and appeared in the sub-basement which held the princess.

"Hey Meiling, good show eh? We should get goin to the ocean perhaps?" Said the Shrike knocking on the door frame.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling was just coming out of her high as the Shrike came. "Oh~ Hello, Imoto-sama~ What are you doing in there now?~ Weren't you just on the ceiling?~ Silly girl~ I hope you didn't kill any of my new friends~ That would be bad~ Eheheheh~" She opened the door for the Shrike. "Oh... There's this annoying thing in this cage over here... Making squeaking noises and telling me to get it out, Imoto-sama... Could you help me with it?"

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike flew up towards the cage, musing on Deadpool's plan "Say Meiling how pissed would you be if your god sent quest was taken from you?" Asked the Shrike. Now trying to unlatch the cage from the ceiling.

"Oh I would KILL WHOMEVER STOOD BETWEEN ME AND MY GOD SENT QUEST!" With that Meiling gave off a aura of hate and power.

"I see" (scratch that plan) thought the Shrike as he watched Mammon settle down in Meiling arms.

Soon the cage fell to the ground and the Shrike looked inside.

Your princess is in another castle

"DAMMNIT!!" Yelled The Shrike

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling shook her head and the Shrike no longer looked like her Imoto-sama. "Oh, hey Shrike. What's up?" She looked inside the cage

Your princess is in another castle

"...I feel like I just got had..."