The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"An awesome party with awesome babes who were all over me." Deadpool said to Shrike, "Still waiting for Squirrel Gir-" He was cut off by Squirrel Girl drop kicking him and sending him flying through the air.
"Well...here's the squirrel that you predicted would come Guess what he said WAS true." Shrike thought.
Squirrel Girl proceeded to start kicking his ass in ways no man, woman, or child should ever see, hear, or smell. Or, you know, actually be apart of the ass kicking, "OOF, OH, GODS THAT HURT! OW! SWEET! CHRISTMAS! OH, OH OH, MY ARM CANNOT BEND LIKE THAT! I REPEAT, MY ARM CANNOT BEND- *Snap* Now it can. OW! STOP! MERCY! UNCLE! UNCLE SAM! CHUCK NORRIS! OW! OW!" After 10 an a half minutes of pure unadulterated kick assness, Squirrel girl stopped, and jumped away.
"....Ow." Was all Deadpool could say, seeing as Squirrel Girl used his tonsils to strangle him. He quickly regenerated, though.
Then the entire screen was white, and squirrel popped out of a hole. His name was Pippy, "Guess Deadpool got his ass kicked. Are you, the viewers alright though?"
"Well...here's the squirrel that you predicted would come Guess what he said WAS true." Shrike thought.
Squirrel Girl proceeded to start kicking his ass in ways no man, woman, or child should ever see, hear, or smell. Or, you know, actually be apart of the ass kicking, "OOF, OH, GODS THAT HURT! OW! SWEET! CHRISTMAS! OH, OH OH, MY ARM CANNOT BEND LIKE THAT! I REPEAT, MY ARM CANNOT BEND- *Snap* Now it can. OW! STOP! MERCY! UNCLE! UNCLE SAM! CHUCK NORRIS! OW! OW!" After 10 an a half minutes of pure unadulterated kick assness, Squirrel girl stopped, and jumped away.
"....Ow." Was all Deadpool could say, seeing as Squirrel Girl used his tonsils to strangle him. He quickly regenerated, though.
Then the entire screen was white, and squirrel popped out of a hole. His name was Pippy, "Guess Deadpool got his ass kicked. Are you, the viewers alright though?"
I nod to Pippy, having seen worse. "I am fine" I say, in my sexy ass voice.
Meiling was alright. Being a Martial Arts master/Dragon Youkai, and being over 4000 years old, you see alot of things in your lifetime, and living with HER Imoto-sama, you see more than enough being get horribly mutilated. "SO! We should get going! Where to next, Shrikey?!"
Meiling was alright. Being a Martial Arts master/Dragon Youkai, and being over 4000 years old, you see alot of things in your lifetime, and living with HER Imoto-sama, you see more than enough being get horribly mutilated. "SO! We should get going! Where to next, Shrikey?!"
"BEACH PARTY!" Yelled the Shrike climing into a jeep with inflated water toys hanging out the back, his human form now wore blue shorts with red stripes on the sides.
"YEAH!" Said Deadpool climbing into the Jeep with a 6 pack of beers.
"WHOOP WHOOP" Giggled Meiling dive bombing into the back where the inflated toys were.
As they drove to the beach the sun came up.
Dawn of the Second Day
48 Hours Remain
"YEAH!" Said Deadpool climbing into the Jeep with a 6 pack of beers.
"WHOOP WHOOP" Giggled Meiling dive bombing into the back where the inflated toys were.
As they drove to the beach the sun came up.
Dawn of the Second Day
48 Hours Remain
"So where is this next dungeon, Shrike? I'm already ready to kick some ass!" She said, holding Mammon in one hand.
"Can't we just take a day off and break in and beat up the bad guy at night, hell we will be a whole day ahead because Glados... went... wait...."
"Oh damn" Said Mammon, Miss Glados who was in a Apature Science two peice swim suit with her feet on the dash faded from excistance.
"I-I-I" "Who wants to have a BBQ?" Said the Shrike "And the Temple is out there" said the SHrike pointing out to the ocean where a strange fog surrounded some rocks far out at sea.
"Oh damn" Said Mammon, Miss Glados who was in a Apature Science two peice swim suit with her feet on the dash faded from excistance.
"I-I-I" "Who wants to have a BBQ?" Said the Shrike "And the Temple is out there" said the SHrike pointing out to the ocean where a strange fog surrounded some rocks far out at sea.
Meiling looked out over there and thought to herself, ignoring Shrike's obvious problem about Miss Glados, because she was much to oblivious and excited. "How do we all get out there?"
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm taking a break, and spending the day at this kickass beach, and having myself, a party." Deadpool grabbed a towel, layed it down on the sand, stuck and umbrella next to it, and sat down "Aaaaaaah." He opened a beer can and started drinking, "If only Vanessa, or Lady Deadpool, or Outlaw, or Cable, or Psylock, or Typhoid Mary, or Dr. Betty, or Professor Veronica, or Siryn, or even Morrigan were here, or even anyone who already succumbed to my 25 charisma stat, THEN this would be one hell of a fucking party!"
Meiling hadn't succumbed to his 25 charisma stat because her Obliviousness stat was in the hundreds. "Alright then! I say we..." Meiling looked around the beach. "Em... WE WILL FLY THERE! I will carry anyone who cannot fly to the temple!"
"...You know what? Screw it. See ya at the temple!" Deadpool then teleported there.
"Wait, no, TAKE US WITH YOU!" Shrike yelled, diving over to Deadpool, but he was already gone, and he just landed in the sand, "...Oh well, trench coating time I guess."
[HEADING=1] MEAN WHILE AT THE TEMPLE.[/HEADING]
"Man, this place is so foggy. What is this, Silent Hill?" Deadpool joked. There was a rimshot, and then he was hit in the back of the head by a tomato. He shot the person who did that, "Boom, headshot! Now, I think I heard a monkey!" He went to find that monkey.
"Wait, no, TAKE US WITH YOU!" Shrike yelled, diving over to Deadpool, but he was already gone, and he just landed in the sand, "...Oh well, trench coating time I guess."
[HEADING=1] MEAN WHILE AT THE TEMPLE.[/HEADING]
"Man, this place is so foggy. What is this, Silent Hill?" Deadpool joked. There was a rimshot, and then he was hit in the back of the head by a tomato. He shot the person who did that, "Boom, headshot! Now, I think I heard a monkey!" He went to find that monkey.
At the temple entrance, Deadpool looked around. "Maybe I should wait for the others... NAH! I'm Deadpool! I'll be fi-" He was cut short by a piece of the airship falling from the sky and impaling him. "SON OF A *****!" he screamed, before regenerating. The hull of the airship crashed into the sea next to him, floating over to the entrance dock. Miss Glados jumped out, tying the airship up to the docks. It sat there, half sunken and wrecked, once more. "Hi Deadpool! How are you?" she said as she walked over to him.
"Uhh, um. Ok, I guess. What the frag happened to you? I thought you were supposed to be over at the desert temple?"
"Yeah, I went there after I fixed the airship, and I fired a portal at the entrance. Then I flew here, because I thought that you guys would've finished the swap temple by then. That and you weren't there, either. But, I kinda ran outta fuel, and my attempt to make fuel blew up, and then I was falling out of the sky, and you know, crashed! But yeah, If I fire a blue portal here, we can go straight to the desert temple when we finish this one!" Miss Glados then fired a blue portal into the temple wall, creating a portal to the desert temple. "SEE! Just like that! Oh lookie! There are two dots coming towards us? I wonder who they could be?" She said, as the Shrike and Meiling flew into view.
"Uhh, um. Ok, I guess. What the frag happened to you? I thought you were supposed to be over at the desert temple?"
"Yeah, I went there after I fixed the airship, and I fired a portal at the entrance. Then I flew here, because I thought that you guys would've finished the swap temple by then. That and you weren't there, either. But, I kinda ran outta fuel, and my attempt to make fuel blew up, and then I was falling out of the sky, and you know, crashed! But yeah, If I fire a blue portal here, we can go straight to the desert temple when we finish this one!" Miss Glados then fired a blue portal into the temple wall, creating a portal to the desert temple. "SEE! Just like that! Oh lookie! There are two dots coming towards us? I wonder who they could be?" She said, as the Shrike and Meiling flew into view.
"That's probably The Shrike and Meiling." Deadpool guessed, "But forget about them for now. I need to pick the weapon I'm gonna use for this temple!" He started digging around his pockets for weapons, "Alright...I can either use...Dual Sais." He pulled out dual sais, then threw them to the side, "Dual katana" He unsheathed his katana and threw them to the side, "Dual Buster Blades" He took out two Buster Blades, both of which were bigger than him, and threw them to them to the side, "Dual normal guns of any kind." He took out all his guns, threw them to the side, and stood on top of the mountain of guns, "Dual space ship laser cannons" He took those out, and threw them to the side. The landing created a small tremor, "And finally.....the inflatable sheep gun." He took that out, "I'll let you pick Miss Glados!"
"Uuuummmm.....Ooo! Ooo! The inflatable sheep gun!" She exclaimed, "It looks so cool!"
"I knew there was a reason why I liked you!...Even though I've only known you for a day, but that doesn't matter!"
"Uuuummmm.....Ooo! Ooo! The inflatable sheep gun!" She exclaimed, "It looks so cool!"
"I knew there was a reason why I liked you!...Even though I've only known you for a day, but that doesn't matter!"
The Shrike and Meiling flew over the ocean.
"My goodness its pretty" Said Meiling flying low so she could feel the ocean spray on her face.
"Yes Yes (I thought humans liked beach parties, I know I do) we better double time it before Deadpool blows the whole ruins to dust." as he said that he looked towards the ruins where he saw the airship fall from the sky. "Oh Miss Glados must be done. I'M COMING!!" He shouted and then put his repulsor rays into Mach 2, then crash landed into a wall beside Glados and Deadpool.
"Miss Glados do you have the remains? How was the Stone temple??" Said the Shrike prying himself out of the rubble of the broken wall.
"Uhh I didn't quite complete it, so I decided to help you guys out!"
"I just think she missed me" Said Deadpool who then got decked in the head by the Shrike, landing in the rubble of the Shrike's crash site.
"Well let's get going, the Gods command us to do so" Said Meiling landing holding Mammon.
"My goodness its pretty" Said Meiling flying low so she could feel the ocean spray on her face.
"Yes Yes (I thought humans liked beach parties, I know I do) we better double time it before Deadpool blows the whole ruins to dust." as he said that he looked towards the ruins where he saw the airship fall from the sky. "Oh Miss Glados must be done. I'M COMING!!" He shouted and then put his repulsor rays into Mach 2, then crash landed into a wall beside Glados and Deadpool.
"Miss Glados do you have the remains? How was the Stone temple??" Said the Shrike prying himself out of the rubble of the broken wall.
"Uhh I didn't quite complete it, so I decided to help you guys out!"
"I just think she missed me" Said Deadpool who then got decked in the head by the Shrike, landing in the rubble of the Shrike's crash site.
"Well let's get going, the Gods command us to do so" Said Meiling landing holding Mammon.
"Onward!" Meiling said. She immediatly walked up to the first door, which was locked and looked at it. "Hmmmm...." She set Mammon down and grabbed the bars. With a hard yank, she ripped them right out, and the door opened. "Come on, guys!" She said, picking up Mammon and stepping into the next room.
Maddawg looked down at the young girl. He raised an eyebrow, or he would have if he had any, and snorted. "Do I look like I'm running a day care center?" he said to her coldly.
"But-but-but-but." Said Fearne as she pouted and held back fake melodramatic tears, "I got no one else to look after me."
"What about your mom?"
"She's not here now is she?"
"Well no..but....Ahh fuck it. I don't see why he had to only take Sam though, Kratos lives right down the street and the guy has died 3 times in the last 10 years."
"But-but-but-but." Said Fearne as she pouted and held back fake melodramatic tears, "I got no one else to look after me."
"What about your mom?"
"She's not here now is she?"
"Well no..but....Ahh fuck it. I don't see why he had to only take Sam though, Kratos lives right down the street and the guy has died 3 times in the last 10 years."
"Hey! Meiling!" Deadpool shouted, walking in, "Mind if I have the honors of having the shot here? Just so I can show you guys my awesome aiming with my sheep gun. INFLATABLE sheep gun!"
As the heroes entered the first room the level editor was busy getting high on meth and made the door lead not to the first chamber of the Ocean Temple, instead they came out in a strange place.
"WELCOME HEROES!" Came a sexy voice from up high "Welcome to HELLBURBIA!!"
"Uhhh women we are supose to be on a grand quest to save the world from obliteration!" Said the Shrike shouting up to the strange tower in the center of the strange cluter of buildings.
"NONSENSE! WELCOME TO MY UNDERDOME! YOU ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN ME AND MY INVISIBLE CROWD!" with that the women attop the pole did a back flip and jiggled her busty chest making the crowd break into shouts of joy. "FIRST WAVE!" she shouted as minnions spawnned all around the heroes whom were standing on a stage.
"Ohhh Shit!" Mummbled the Shrike as the first wave of bullets headed straight to the heroes/
"WELCOME HEROES!" Came a sexy voice from up high "Welcome to HELLBURBIA!!"
"Uhhh women we are supose to be on a grand quest to save the world from obliteration!" Said the Shrike shouting up to the strange tower in the center of the strange cluter of buildings.
"NONSENSE! WELCOME TO MY UNDERDOME! YOU ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN ME AND MY INVISIBLE CROWD!" with that the women attop the pole did a back flip and jiggled her busty chest making the crowd break into shouts of joy. "FIRST WAVE!" she shouted as minnions spawnned all around the heroes whom were standing on a stage.
"Ohhh Shit!" Mummbled the Shrike as the first wave of bullets headed straight to the heroes/
Fuck IT I am really starting to hate this formula we somehow stumbled into so Mad Moxxi's underdrome riot should snap us awake! And DAMN she is pretty sexy!!