The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling cracked her knuckles and grinned. "Deady. Let's kick his ass!" She said, before running full speed for the beast and slammed it in the guy with her ENERGY LEGS, sending it flying back and slamming into the wall behind it. It flopped onto the ground, then stood back up to throw even more Jelly at them. Meiling dodged it, but the Shrike got covered instead.

"Y'know, Meiling... I wouldn't have minded if you took THAT one!"

But Meiling was much too busy.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"My turn!" Deadpool yelled, running towards the person in the frog suit. He flipped out his guns, caught them, then fired off a couple of clips, making the pistols seem like machine guns, at the Frog man. He holstered one of his pistols, and drew a katana. He jumped onto the side of a wall, and ran across it with the katana stabbed into the wall, not cutting through it like butter. He was shooting at the frog man with his remaining pistol.

The Frog Man was hit with almost every bullet. He fell to the ground, seemingly dead. Before he got up, and started throwing more Jelly at the group. It was heading towards Shrike again, but he managed to dodge it.

"God damn fucking-" Deadpool started. He leaped off the wall, and made a vertical slice across the frog man's chest with his katana. He fired a couple more shots into the frog man while he was at it. It fell to the ground, "FROG MEN! They're always so tough!"

"...Is it...Is it-" Meiling started. Deadpool teleported over, and put a hand over her mouth, "Don't you know not to say stuff like that when we think it's D-E-A-D?" He said, spelling out the last word.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike went over and gears of war style curb stomped the frog, its face flying into gore peices here, there and over there as well.

"If he wasn't dead before he's dead now" grumbled the Shrike "Damn stains" the Shrike went over to the chest that had apeared and opened it, taking to boss key.

"So we have to swim all the way to the boss door now?" Groaned Issac not liking having to almost drown to get anywhere.

"Well we could use this" Said Miss Glados pulling out one of the portal guns from Portal 2. She shot one then shot the other randomly down a tunnel, she leapt through the first portal and after a few minutes popped her head through the portal "Got it lets go"

The heroes stood before the boss door "I'm getting old of these things" mumbled the Shrike putting the key in the lock. The door opened and they came into a room with a large pit in the middle of it.

"Laddies first!" Chuckled Deadpool pushing Meiling down the hole, he then leapt down, followed by Issac and his companions, then Miss Glados. The Shrike then leapt down holding Viper, with Moxxi on his back.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Isaac jumped down the hole with the rest of the heroes.

"Isaac," called Curly, "we need to talk."

"Ok. What is it you want to talk about?" said Isaac.

"One of the major points of this trip was that it would allow me and Quote to get some proper combat for once. Yet for the entire time we've been here we have sat in the corner while you have all the fun. I understand that we are a little overpowered to be of any fair use but I still think that we could do something. Thus me and Quote have decided to go to Villain Con, even though we're not villains. We just want to rock up and let off a little steam. And give the Villain RP'ers something to do" finished Curly.

"Oh, Cool." Said Isaac "When will you be back?"

"Just call us when you need us" said Curly.

"Ok" said Isaac" "See ya."

"See ya" replied Curly.


Curly and Quote linked arms. Quote activated his jetpack and they rocketed upwards, disappearing out of sight.


"Gee, you sure those two are gonna be aright?" said Deadpool.

"Have you seen the guns those two pack?" asked Isaac.

"Have they ever been stolen?" asked a rather earnest Deadpool.

"No" said Isaac.

"Yeah, I've seen 'em" said Deadpool.

"Then there's your answer" said Isaac sagely.

"What answer" said Deadpool in a way best described as "Thadinium-like".

"The answer to the question" stressed Isaac.

"Isn't that 42" said Deadpool.

"You...you're screwing with me aren't you?" said Isaac.

"NO!" said Deadpool, "I'm just being used as a showcase for your author's sense of humor."

"Then you should get what I mean I say "I've increased uptime".

"No."

"Never mind then."

 

[Roamin11]

"Issac! Deadpool! Get your ass in gear and HELP ME!" Cried the Shrike while in the mouth of a large fish, Meiling on its back punching it.

"Oh right!" They said in unision both drawing their guns and firing them at the monsterious fish.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"HAHAHAHAHA! CALL ME ISHMAEL, BOYS!" Shouted Meiling, as the giant fish leaped high into the air and then back into the water, trying to shake her off and chew the Shrike to bits. "Hey Shrikey!"

"WHAT?! I'M KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW, MEILING!"

"I KNOW! SO AM I!"

"THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

"YOU'RE ABOUT HALFWAY DOWN IT'S THROAT! JUST MAKE YOURSELF ALL SPIKEY!"

"...THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!" and so, the Shrike allowed his legs to rapidly grow razor-sharp protrusions, which caused the giant fish to spit him up, bringing a lot of flesh and blood with it. In a fit of rage and struggling in pain, it managed to toss Meiling off it's back and swim away quickly enough. "OH NO YOU DON'T!" Meiling said, before she dived back down and attempted to swim after the fish, as it rounded a corner. Instead of finding one giant fish, Meiling was greeted by one giant fish and about 40 smaller ones, all with razor sharp teeth. They both looked at each other for about 10 seconds, just blinking, before Meiling said. "Hello..." And then everything went to a hell of biting teeth and pain, which Meiling had to take. "OW! STUPID FISH!" She quickly tried to swim for the surface, and just barely made it before being swallowed by the giant fish. "OKAY! SOMEONE HELP ME GET THEM OFF!" Meiling shouted, still having about 15 of the little buggers with their teeth sinked into her.

Spoiler: Just to be sure

Is this Gyorg we're fighting? Or some unnamed giant fish? Cause if it's the latter, I need to do some serious editing.

 

[Roamin11]

Issac and Deadpool were removing the fish that were enjoying slowly eating Meiling piece by piece. "Can you guys work a little faster? This REALLY HURTS!"

Everybody heard a large splash followed by a whoosh, looking over to see spiky Shrike chasing the fish with his repulsor rays blasting. "When was he able to do THAT!" Said Mammon watching the Shrike leap out of the water and dive under again like some sort of jet powered dolphin made out of razor blades.

The Shrike made a beeline directly for the fish whom was doing his best to get away from the spiky demon on its tail (not literally though). All the damage Meiling had dealt finally taken its toll and the fish faltered. The Shrike didn't flinch and speared himself into the fish head first, ripping through it and shooting straight out the other side.

"Biggest fish I ever caught" Laughed the Shrike triumphantly as he threw the fishes dead body onto the platform the heroes were huddling on. "Now lets go kill the boss!" He said pointing back into the pool.

"Just kidding, Meiling take its remains so we can get out of here"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling wiped some blood off of her arms and hands and on her dress. She didn't care about a few battle stains on her clothing. She walked over to the large fish and reached for it's face again. Just like last time, right before Meiling grabbed the face, the rest of its body exploded, leaving only the face, and, just like last time, when she grabbed it, she was transported back to the strange world she had only seen twice now. After getting high off the voices of the Giants again, she was teleported back in front of everyone else, on the floor, chuckling like an idiot. To them, no time had passed since she grabbed the face of the beast. "Eheheheheeeee~ Hyaaaaaan~ Imoto-sama~ Don't attack the human villaaage~ Then there won't be any humans left and that Miko girl will come and beat us all again~ Eheeee~ Haaaa~" She stood up and grabbed the Shrike like she was trying to restrict him. "Nooo~ Don't make her blow up~" She pointed to Miss Glados. "She's my friend~"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool slowly turned his head to look at the users, "Animoo rule number Q. When someone is depressed/wangsting/tripping mad balls, punch them in the fucking face. You hear me dawgs? Fo'shizzle." Deadpool said, before walking to Meiling.

All of the users he had just talked to were yelling, "NO! DEADPOOL! SHE'S NOT FROM ANIME, IT'LL ONLY PISS HER OFF WHEN SHE WAKES UP AFTER YOU KNOCK HER OUT! Also, sign my forehead. And my left foot."

Deadpool didn't listen. He shoryukened Meiling so hard, her head was stuck in the ceiling above, "SHORYUKEN!" He shouted, after the uppercut, "Awww. I was going for an Ultimate Shoryuken, but that's fine to."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiing hung from the Ceiling like a rag doll, for a few seconds, before she lifted her legs to her chest and shot them downward, breaking out of the ceiling and flying down very quickly. As Deadpool was contemplating why he wasn't able to do an Ultimate Shoryuken, he was suddenly slammed into the ground of the temple, face first, by Meiling's boot, making a huge crash and a small tremor. After a few seconds, her foot exploded in a rainbow blast and sent his head further into the ground, he was now stuck, like an ostrich, below the floor of the temple. "Well... That's one way to come down from a high, I guess..." She twisted her boot on the back of Deadpool's head and walked to everyone else. "We ready to go?"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool jumped up after regenerating, "WOO! I'm immortal, can't kill me, I'm in-de-structible! YEAH!" Deadpool sang.

 

[Roamin11]

Miss Glados smiled and fired her original portal gun. "Okay lets go!" She said leaping into the portal waving at them from the other side. Everybody stepped through the portal coming out the other side in front of the stone temple.

"Okay so I don't remember this temple in the slightest and it took me two real days to conquer, so anyone taking the wheel now would be nice!"

 

[Isaac The Grape]

"Oh crap." said Isaac with his head in his hands. "Thanks Deadpool, you just reminded me of some of the blandest experiences in my life and possibly the biggest waste of my bandwidth ever."

Isaac noticed that Deadpool and most of the heroes were staring at him.

"Yeah, I said that Disturbed sucks. You take offence at that?" said Isaac, adopting a defensive stance with his carbine drawn and knife unsheathed.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling didn't even know what Disturbed was, and she folded her arms, looking at the temple. "Hmm... Why don't we just barrel in, headstrong, like we always do?!" She said, enthusiastically.

 

[Orinon]

"Well if I remember correctly, this temple was really messed up. the temple would go upside down if you shot an emblem with a light arrow."
Viper then floated across the chasm.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling floated across the chasm, with Mammon and scoffed. "Upside down, huh? Sounds like a Challenge!" She said, enthusiastically. "Then we should hurry up and get to the master of this dungeon, huh?"

 

[Roamin11]

Evening of the Second day

36 Hours Remain

"Dammnit Joker that is the last time I have a three some with you involved" Lex Luthor now ducked out of the hotel room of the Luxor casino. He dashed to the nearest ice machine, held out his waist band and dumped ice in his pants at a alarming rate. Lex sighed with relief.

"Whats wrong Lexi? Things get a little hot?" Asked Harley coming out into the hallway only wearing a sexy nightie. Lex looked up from dousing his crotch with ice to stare at her wit steely eyes.

"You just burnt off what remaining hair I had, you could say i'm a little pissed off!" He yelled.

"Don't worry about it, happens all the time just finish what you're doing and come back PLEASE!!" with that Harley went back to the room pouting. Lex went out the window to see a big eyed moon staring accusingly at him.

"How odd" he thought to himself. "I could almost reach out and touch it if I were at the Stratospere Tower..." With that he then watched the moon plough into the Stratospere tower and demolish its tall antenna. "I've had too much to drink I think I'll go lay down" he mumbled walking back to his room, not quite unsure or aware of the clear and present danger.

Meanwhile

The Heroes had been doing well and the Shrike was proud of his groups keen take on the temple that had baffled him. "Okay through this door is the boss key, are we ready to finish this? Last boss key! Last temple! Our Second to last fight!" the Shrike gave off a sigh of relief and then walked through the door with the rest of his companions. Within there was little light. The heroes stumbled in the dark for a few.

"Who's touching that?" Asked Moxxi "Cuz whomever it is don't stop sweetums" with that Meiling took her hand off Moxxi's behind.

"Someone stepped on my foot" - "who shot out the light" - "I think I dropped my pacifier" the heroes bickered and griped in the darkness till suddenly two bright red eyes opened at the end of the room.

"Those aren't yours are they Shrike?" Asked Deadpool

"Nope"

"I was afraid you would say that.

With that the Gomess and his many batty minions attacked the heroes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Roamin

Lol "Everyone's gay in Gensokyo."

Meiling stomped on the ground, hard, putting alot of cracks in it in a wide radius. And with that, she immediatly started flying, slowly, in an arc, spinning as she did, over Gomess, dropping a large amount of Rainbow coloured bullets directly below her.

 

[Roamin11]

Gomess reared back from the light and its hundreds of bat minions flew forward taking many of the blows from Meilings bullets. Gomess brought back it's scythe and threw it like a boomerang knocking Meiling to the ground.

"Oouch Shrike you could have taken that one for me" The Shrike picked Meiling off the ground, they both stood side by side.

"I gotta idea to get rid of the bats" Said the Shrike who morphed into his spiky form his red eyes now a blood red light piercing the darkness. Gomess seemed to look worried. "Spin me!" said the Shrike to Meiling whom was standing beside him, she grabbed the least spiky spike and sent him spinning like a top across the room like a demonic top. The Shrike went spinning through a cloud of bats. If you have ever seen a bat in a blender that is basically what happened right here Gomess summoned more and more bats but all of them were sucked into the spiky vortex at the center of the room.

"Hit him again!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Gotcha Shrikey shrike shrike man!" Deadpool yelled. He started running towards the Gomess, "C'mere you batty *****!" He mocked. He dove face first, and stabbed it in the green orb...glowy...thing in the mid section of the Gomess.