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Fury Is Me.

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"Okay!" Meiling shouted, eager as ever. Leaning forward a bit, before taking of at a dash, she quickly gave Gomess and powerful, explosive blow to the stomach, proceeding to unleash a ridiculous combo of pain on him with Deadpool, sending him high into the air. As he decended back down, Meiling pulled out a golden card, and it flashed, with a loud "Crashing/boom" Sound, her fist clenched tight. It glowed with a ridiculous amount of energy, which she proceeded to release in the form of an extremely powerful uppercut, which exploded with a ridiculous amount of rainbow energy, sending Gomess flying into the wall. The card showed up in her hand again, and she put it away in her clothing. "Did we beat it?"
 

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"I think that did it honey" said Moxxi poking at the black sheet that was the Gomess only seconds before. "And someone be a dear and pull poor ol' Shrikey from the hole he drilled himself (that's waht she said)" With that Moxxi flipped her hair and grabbed the Key from the chest. "Let's get moving the world won't save itself!"

The Heroes made the long back track to the boss door. This time standing before it they felt the power from within. "The Taisui Xingjun is awake I can feel it!! LET ME AT EM MY GODS DEMAND IT!!" Meiling took the key from Mad Moxxi and thrust it into the lock giving it a turn and watching the chains fall from the door.

Walking through the doors the heroes were in the room where they had found the light arrows one could still see them laying discarded on the ceiling but now where they would see sky they saw a pit of quicksand.

"Do we go into it?" Asked Mammon "I don't like sand it gets everywhere"

"Yep lets go!" Said Meiling throwing caution to the wind and leaping into the hole dragging everybody into the hole.

They found themself in a desert. A sandstorm was whiping around them. "Where are the Taisui Xingjun!?!?!" Cried out Meiling wiping sand out of her eyes. A deep rumble started beneath them, and from the sand emerged two large worms that flew through the air.

"HOT DAMN" Said Issac pulling out a stinger missile, the Shrike and Meiling took to the air, and Deadpool got his sheep gun ready.
 

Fury Is Me.

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The Taisui Xingjun is one entity. Meiling thinks these are it's Henchmen.

"HOLY SHINTO PANTHEON!" Meiling shouted, watching as Twinmold flew through the air. "SUCH MASSIVE CREATURES!" ... She grinned, from ear to ear. "FUCK YES!" She said, as she flew into the air and started firing normal Danmaku in a flurry in all directions, seeing as how she couldn't get closer to punch them properly. Bullets flew in every direction, as she blindly tried to hit Twinmold.
 

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Deadpool smirked, which could be seen through his mask, "I'VE TAKEN ON WORSE!" He called out to whatever the hell was attacking him. The sheep gun wont help me now, but I always have a back up! He though. On his back was a giant sack of satchel charges. He set the bag on the ground, and started throwing satchel charges out into random spots one by one. Though, he threw them all really really high into the air. By the time the sack was empty, there were about 100 satchel charges all around everyone, falling from the sky. Deadpool took out his duel mini-uzi's, and began shooting at every single satchel charge. One by one, explosions everywhere. Deadpool was hitting every charge perfectly. Not a single missed bullet.

"HEY GUYS!" He called out to everyone, "WATCH YOUR STEP, YOU COULD WALK INTO A FALLING EXPLOSION!"
 

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The Shrike watched his allies leap into action. EPIC he thought as he watched all the heroes, even viper try to take down the massive worms. The Shrike flew and grabbed onto one of their tails. He began to bash his fist against it, the creature didn't seem to flinch the Shrike pressed his palm against the creatures tail and fired up his repulsor ray at high power, the shot made him fly off the creature but the giant worm was crippled by the hit.

"WATCH YOUR STEP YOU COULD WALK INTO A FALLING EXPLOSION"

I don't think that's how explosions work but-AHHH the Shrike went flying after being hit by Deadpools explosion.

"Deadpool you git!" yelled the Shrike as he was sent flying team rocket style.

"Oh going! GOING! GONE! HOME RUN DEADPOOL!" Moxxi yelled into her Megaphone and fired her gun Rubi at the nearest worm beasts eye making it bury itself.

"Got a lock!" Said Issac as he fired his stinger on the worm that had not dived yet. Meiling took the opportunity to fire a powerful rainbow blast straight at the creatures head crippling it and it also crashed into the sand.

"Yeah GOOO US!" Cheered Moxxi dancing about doing flips and jiggling her breasts.

"It's not over yet" Meiling said "I feel them...... Glados look out!" but it was too late Twinmold had surfaced and swallowed Glados. It's twin surfaced on the other side, knocking a pillar over, rubble falling on top Moxxi.

"They're coming in for another dive!" Said Issac firing another stinger "Now or NEVER!!"

Sorry I was reading from the Goht post and I don't quite know the story/lore behind that game or anime... Cuz I seriously don't know so my bad
 

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Isaac fired the stinger missile by roasting the missile in a pottery kiln and then throwing it at the sandworm.

"You know" said Isaac "this would be so much easier if someone had given me a lancher to use with the missile that I was given."

The Shrike would have replied if he wasn't busy being torn between saving Glados or saving Moxxi.

"GAHHH!" he yelled "I hate having to make these choices."

"Glados; loli. Moxxi; tits." said The Shrike, weighing up his options. "Loli, tits, loli, tits, loli, tits."

"GAHHH! he yelled again "IT'S TOO HARD TO DECIDE! WHAT SHOULD I DO!" he yelled.

"In times of desperation: ask a Chan!" yelled Deadpool while he was shooting satchel charges."Go to one of the major Chans like 4Chan, 7Chan, 420Chan, 99Chan, or 711Chan and start a thread on the /sbw/ board asking which one people fap to more."

"That. Is disgusting." said Isaac "And you need to access the internet to do that."

"But we're already accessing the internet." said Deadpool.

"Very funny" replied an unimpressed Isaac "I meant in-universe."
 

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Asai Gonzou looks around him seeing people locked in what looks too be some sort of fight..
His face darken lets out something of a animal growl as he takes out a huge pistol from his suit
with deliberate steps he walks towards the battle
 

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A hologram of the Shrike stood before Asai. He held out his hand as though telling him to stop.

"No offence new guy, we are currently in the middle of destroying twinmold now if you are serious about being a part of this hopefully adding more to the band of heroes and one and a half mercs, so get in there make a big entrance not too god mody that is someone elses job!"

Asai Gonzou was taken aback for a moment by the forth coming-ness of this illusion before him.

"What are you waiting for a invitation?!?! You got it! Go murder them before they eat the one thing in this universe I care about, and my potential human protégé!"
 

Fury Is Me.

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S'alright XD. In Hisoutensoku, when Meiling brings this up, she's just trying to liven a boring day with a ridiculous story, then she gets knocked out and has a Dream where she fights the Taisui Xingjun... Who is a Giant Catfish XD. Basically, she just slapped the name of "The Strongest Youkai in Existence" onto the first powerful thing she saw XD But she knows that these aren't the Taisui Xingjun isn't these guys. She'll more than Likely pin that title on Majora.

Meiling was Unlucky enough, or Lucky enough, depending on how you look at it, to be in the path of one of the flying behemoths as it came shooting out of the ground. "HAHA! FOOLISH CREATURE! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE YOUR OPPONENTS!" She said, pulling her leg back for a devestating kick. Once the Blue Twinmold was within range, she kicked it as hard as her non-spellcard enhanced body would allow, her foot exploding on impact. It sent the enormous beast off on a different path, away from her, roaring in pain. It burrowed into the ground gain, to continue its assault. "HAHA! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH-" Meiling was cut off as the Red Twinmold slammed its face into her and dragged her underground. She came up with it, the next time it came out, and fell to the ground, cut up. "Nnngggh..." She picked herself up again, slowly, and rubbed her shoulder. "Damn, that hurt..."
 

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And more than likely, Deadpool will tell her that it is not that thing, That it's name is Majora.
And she will be too oblivious to listen.
And when he smacks her upside the head, she will be surprised and rainblow blowy uppy kick him.
Did I pin down all that will likely happen, or am I missing something? XD
...And then a falling explosion landed next to Meiling. Don't ask how that works.

"GOD DAMMIT GUYS,I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR STEP! FUCKING NOOBS!" Deadpool yelled out to everyone seeing as how they kept getting asploded, "Ya know, fuck the pistols! Fucks the satchels, I'M KICKING IT WITH MY SHEEP GUN!" And lo and behold, the sheep gun was brought out. He aimed for the Red Twinmold. He waited...and fired a sheep at it. It slowly floated over, until it landed on top of it. It looked like nothing was going to happen.

But something totally awesome happened.

Giant spider-like mechanical spikes burst from the inflatable sheep's back. He crawled under it, like it was actually a spider. The long spider spikes wrapped around, and stabbed the thing in it's back. Then, rockets, the ones that propel you into the air, burst from it's sides. It propelled it and the Twinmold into the air. After a little while, it came rapidly falling. It landed, and Deadpool immediately called out what had just happened, "SUPLEX BABY!"

Had to make that whole thing up because, in the Deadpool comics..Well,

Deadpool: The first and only time you shrews ever get to see it, it fails on me and I miss.
--->[small]Deadpool: Missed? I NEVER miss with the sheep gun![/small]

But yeah, I basically just thought of the most awesome thing that could happen with the inflatable sheep gun. XD
 

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Moxxi the blurry-ness out of her eyes. Oh my that hurt standing up she searched for her hat, she picked it up and dusted some of the rubble off of it, she put it back on.

"ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR VIOLENCE ON??" She shouted into her Megaphone. She leapt back, just in time to avoid being swallowed by the blue Twinmold.

"TRY THIS!"


Moxxi fired off six shots into twinmolds tail. The tail was on fire. SO she fired six more shots.

"Fire damage that stacks ROOLZ!" gigged Moxxi as she shot again and again. "NEW RULES!" she commanded a giant wheel spun and it landed on two crossed pistols. "OOOO the pistol challenge, pistols do extra damage but everything else... Well might as well not bother!"

Moxxi popped off two mo shots and then leapt off the twinmold as it crashed upon the ground and exploded into flames.

"NEXT WAVE!" Grinned Moxxi, removing her hat and taking a low bow, showing off her lovely cleavage. ?Oh dear where did you come from?? Asked Moxxi to Miss Glados who was sitting rather confused where twinmold once was.
 

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"I don't... I don't really know. One minute, I'm fine. The next minute, I'm being eaten alive. Now, I'm here. But did we win?" Miss Glados replied. Moxxi and Miss Glados looked over to Meiling, who was busy grabbing half a mask from the red Twinmold. She then took the half mask to the dead Blue Twinmold, and joined the two halves together. IN a blinding green flash, Meiling suddenly started tripping balls, as if she was on acid and drunk, and high at the same time.

"Well, I guess that answers my question..." Miss Glados stated.

<spoiler=Fury>Hey, feel free to write up Meiling's acid trip to her gods, they are quite funny!
GOD DAMN IT ROAMIN! You made me go out and buy borderlands. You asshole. I swore I'd never play an RPG again, and now I love Borderlands to death! Do you know how many hours of sleep I've lost playing it?!?!?!?!!??? TOO MANY! BUT OH MY GOD that game is AWESOME on so many levels! So maybe I should be thanking you? anyways, i should get some sleep whilst my Xbox360 is turned off and I'm not Playing Borderlands.....
 

Fury Is Me.

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No problem XD. Too bad this is the last time i'll get to do it. (Unless we fight Majora. Which I think we will... Right?)
Meiling did indeed tear the head's off the Twinmold brothers... sisters... cousins... spouses... whatever, they were related, somehow, and, as with the other three times, she did get teleported off to the land of the "Gods", and, as per the last three times, it got her REALLY high. Especially since all four of them were now talking to her, for a longer period of time. "Auuugggghaaaaa...~ Aaaaaharaaaa~... OH no!~ Look!~ The mansion... It's made of Gingerbread... I'll fix it, Ojou-sama~... Omnomnom... Heeheeeee~" She stood up and stumbled over to Miss Glados and put her hands on her face. "Why... Why are your eyes different colors?~ They're all... purple and yellow~ W-Why?~ It's like a pretty rainbow~ I like rainbows~" She fell backwafrd onto the ground. "Oh~ Everything is just soooooo wonderful~... Nnnghaaaanngaaaaaangggaaaa~ Ah!~ This saaaaaaand~" She started rolling around on the sand, like an idiot. "Naaaaaaaagaaaaaah~~..." She looked at the Shrike and giggled. "Imoto-sama?~ Why... Why, why do you keep showing up whenever we beat the... Beat the bad guyzsh?... Do... Do you want to come help ush too?~ Ngaaah~ Alright~" She got up and gave the Shrike a big hug, which, in turn, gave her big flesh wounds, but no where vital, as she is plot important. She didn't feel it. Or didn't feel the pain. "Ohh... W-Why did you do that, Imoto-sama?~... No... Bad~" She wagged her finger in the Shrike's face. "No killing friends~... Nyaaaaggh~" And then she fell backwards, continuing her ridiculous rambling.
 

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Taking his human form so he won't injure Meiling anymore. He picked her up and draped her over his shoulder like a rag doll and went over to the others. "SOO... What now??"

"Well" Said Mammon "Mr. Dark said he was going to have the moon crash into Vegas so we should go there and find a way to keep it from crashing into the world"

"Good idea but how are we suppose to get there?" Said Issac "Like I don't mean to be a Debby downer here but, Vegas is god knows how far away! Your air ship hasn't been the most reliable form of transport, and on foot is totally out of the question!"

The heroes stood there for a moment. "I got it, Villain Con is going on in Vegas, and Chell is most likely at Villain con, and Chell is so conditioned with the portal gun she probably can't take 8 steps without using it. So all I have to do is use my portal gun then work on its frequency and we should be able to tap into Chell's portals." with that said Glados sat down and began to tinker with her portal gun. While everybody waited they felt the ground beneath their feet shake and rumble

Dawn of the Final Day

24 Hours Remain

Meanwhile

Lex sat in his hotel room bed, ice pack on his crotch, Advil and a glass of water in his hands as he sat and watched the morning news.

"Villains who had come to the city for 'Villain Con' are being rounded up now by the officials to find out who is responsible for moon crashing into the Stratosphere. Officials say that the moon has gotten even closer when dawn has broken and the whole top, all the way to its famous revolving cocktail lounge. The city is being evacuated in case the moon crashes into earth. Panic is rampant in the streets, and the authorities have made no official statement other than to leave the city while you still can."

Perhaps I should leave early, the convention will be done tomorrow anyway I can afford to miss out. with that Lex swallowed the Advil and sat up in bed, but just then the door crashed open.

"FREEZE H-A-V-T-F!! GET ON THE GROUND AND HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!!" shouted men in riot gear with assault rifles as the barged in on Lex, not waiting for him to comply one ran over and tackled Luthor to the ground.

"What is the meaning of this!! Who the fuck are the H-A-V-T-F?"

"SHUT LUTHOR! We are the Hero and Villain Task Force and we have been ordered to bring you in, you are accused of being behind current crisis plaguing this city!" with that Lex was handcuffed and a black bag thrown over his head. "Alright our next objective is taking down Grim, use extreme force!"

Back with Heroes

"Got it here we go" Glados took her modified portal gun and shot it at the ground. Looking through the portal all the heroes could see was darkness.

"I vote the Shrike goes through first" Said Deadpool as he pushed the Shrike through the portal grabbing Meiling off his shoulders as he fell through.

It was dark and cramped. The Shrike could hardly move. Great now I'm stuck.... Maybe if I go into spiky form I can cut my way out. so that's what he did, growing in size and weight he heard rips of fabric and the groan of metal till finally a loud snap and the Shrike was bathed in light. He found himself sitting in what use to be the trunk/boot of a car. The heroes all began to walk through the portal coming out in the parking lot.

"Oh you better watch yourself Shrike!" Said Meiling whom had come down from her high "That was Alice's favourite dress" the Shrike looked over to pile of rags and felt a small pang of regret, he missed Alice.

"Well that was, convenient" said Issac stepping out of the portal brushing off one of Sky's spare eye patches. "Now what"

"Easy" Sais the Shrike grinning, taking on his human form again "Fly me to the moon!"


The Heroes headed down the Strip heading to the broken Stratosphere tower.
 

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At this point Isaac was dazed and confused. He had no idea what was going on and decided to blindly follow everyone else.

"I am glad that Orgasmo is no longer here" he said, "He'd be facefucking me by now..."
 

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"Wait... What happened to Alice, guys? This is her stuff, but where is she?" Meiling inquired as she picked one of Alice's head ribbons off her shoulder and put it back on the rest of her clothing.
 

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"Alice joined the villains in the confusion after the Rancor, she thought we left her behind, I was more lost than anything else, even after Ryan and Frank tried to get her back, she's very mad with us I think" the Shrike said this and sighed heavily.
 

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"Oh God... That's awful! WAIT. If she's in Villain con... MAYBE WE CAN GET HER! If She's there. And tell her it was all just a big misunderstanding! That, or I could beat some sense into her." Meiling said, happily, like a giddy little girl. She looked very cute doing it and clapping her hands, after wards.