The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Roamin11]

"Wow, he sure can sneak well for wearing a giant tin can" Justin remarked shouldering his lever action rifle and walking forward.

"Uhh Justin?" Came a effeminate teen voice from behind him.

"Yes?" Justin said turning around he had a massive shock.

"Where's Glados? What have you done with her Bieber?!" Justin said aiming dead at Justin Biebers head.

"No Justin it's me, Glados, and your Justin too"

"I've always been Justin!"

"No I mean your Justin Bieber too!" Glados Bieber picked up a old hub cap, shining it with their sleeve they held it up for Justin to gaze into.

"Oh my god.." Justin said whispering while touching his face, "I AM Justin Bieber" Justin fell to his knees holding his new face in his hands. "What... What has happened?" Justin whispered. For a few seconds the two sat there listening to the sounds of raiders shooting at Ken, and the humming noise Ken's mini gun made.

"We need to undo this."

"I'm sure it's just a prank done by the Escapist, we could just wait it out." Glados Bieber said.

"No! We must use this as a plot device! All the heroes are done their ark too I'm pretty sure so they can be Bieber too, so they can finally have that confrontation those noobs have been dying for, then I'll have Ken Bieber G-Mod fight them and floor every single one of them while I fight the veterans." Justin stood up and shot one of the raiders that were trying to escape Ken's rampage. "Let's get Ken and get out of here, fallout 3 can wait."

Spoiler: OOC

So yeah I'm taking advantage of this park that the escapist has pulled on us all.

Spoiler: Leet

You were going to Sho? We already had a sho who was a big time veterans, and his character was retired, I'd be more comfortable if you didn't

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: Roamin

Orinon already talked to me about it. IN PRIVATE. I'd rather you did that privately too. Everyone reads everyone's public mail here...

 

[Roamin11]

Spoiler: Leet Agian

What's the big deal? There was another sho, all the veterans know this, he was a major RP-er one of the best, and you did annouce you were going to switch to him, so I don't see why its a private matter.

Spoiler: I'm NOT CRAZY!!!

I'm not crazy every picture is bieber!!!

prooof!! PROOOFF!!!!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: Roamin

I changed my mind again. You'll know exactly what I changed it to when I decide it's time to SHO you.

Also, that's just a temporary thing; give it about 24 hours or so and it'll go away.

 

[Orinon]

The heroes had reached the forest Island of Farore they found the place was covered in Vines, The vines had a sticky substance coating them.
"Ok so wheres the big bad boss this time?" asked Jack his eagerness very obvious.
Ryan had the feeling they were being watched He looked around but found nothing, then he looked up to see a big yellow eyes staring down at him.
The creature had the basic body layout of a spider. the Body the abdomen, but it also had a pair of scorpion like tails extending, it was in the area where the Body and abdomen joined. in the frontal area near it's jaws it had a pair of crablike arms with pincers, two pairs they would later learn the second much smaller tucked beneath the body. and on it's body dead center was a big yellow eye.

Venomous Armored Arachnid
Ghoma
"It had to be a spider didn't it?" asked Jack
"Meh the next one will be funnier. probably" stated Ryan

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Scott had finally gotten bored of the brawl. Only ten fanboys were left now, and nobody else had turned up to help. Maybe I got the wrong island by mistake... he thought as he stood up. Oh, well. I reckon I can take this. Beat up some fat kids, run through a temple, grab what I need, beat a boss and wait for everyone else to come find me.

He jumped down from the cliff, miraculously unhurt. His impact, however, made a very loud noise, attracting the attention of all ten of them. He checked the T-shirts: Oblivion, Call of Duty, Zero Punctuation... Before he could finish taking stock, they all charged. "You want some?!" he shouted, getting into a fighting position and rolling the first one over his shoulder.

The others went down without much of a fight, but strangely, didn't drop any money. "What, they don't have money here?" Scott asked nobody in particular. The temple stood in front of him, almost beckoning him inside...except that the door was closed.

Scott sighed, hoping he wouldn't have to do this. He checked everywhere he could think of, including under the 'Welcome' mat. Nothing. Then a loud, high-pitched noise came from behind the door. So, the boss comes out to meet me this time...just like last time. Who's it gonna be? Spider? A dragon? An incredibly messed-up Big Daddy?

Whatever it was, it bashed on the door, and the top half suddenly fell forwards. Scott tried to get a quick look over, but all he saw was a flash of green, then nothing except the stone floor...

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Farrago stomped the ground, sending up a giant hunk of rock and kicked it straight at Ghoma, stunning the giant spider. "NOW!" She shouted, and Tomoya called down a giant lightning bolt, striking Ghoma and frying it. The giant spider still refused to die, getting back up as Zero unleashed a Buster shot at its face, exploding and taking out half its eyes. Jack didn't wait for it to recover before drawing his sycthe and charged the beast. It roared, and Jack plunged the blade of his scythe deep into the soft roof of its mouth, sending cold steel into Ghoma's brain, killing the beast. As Jack withdrew his scythe, Ryan turned to his left slightly.

"Guys, I heard a shout from over there. Lets go!" And so the heroes all ran over that way, bursting into a clearing with the temple entrance right there. Scott was lying infront of the blasted open door, with Vaati the Wind Mage standing over him.

"Stupid prick. You will die for your foolishness!" Vaati shouted, raising a staff of some sorts. A single gunshot rang out, and Vaati looked down to his chest, now complete with a gaping hole in it. He fell over backwards, dead. Jack holstered his .357 Magnum and strode forward to help Scott up. "What?" he said, "I'm not in the mood to put up with gloating random guys killing our party members!"
Lifting Scott to his feet with an "You alright young one?" Jack looked into the temple. Clean in the middle of the single large room was another peach of parchment.

"Hey Ryan," Jack called, "Found your enchantment thingy. Grab it and lets go!"

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: Thanks, Jakeman.

Thanks so much for railroading me back into the group using events we never actually saw.

Maybe I shouldn't have gone off on my own after I realised nobody was following me. But I had everything worked out. For instance: who do we know has been in this world for a while, who has anything to do with the colour green, and is fast enough to blur?

Also, not only did you end that quickly, you railroaded me back into your group instantaneously, by having Scott be incapacitated by a random, unexpected villain, who we never saw the fight with. ...Actually, I'll get right on that. But the point stands.

(I said 'random' because he came out of nowhere. I've beaten Minish Cap, just for the record.)

As Scott started chasing after the green blur, a sinister laugh distracted him. "Looking for something?" it asked. He looked around, but nobody else was there. Or rather, nobody was there that he could see. And the voice was coming from the shadows...

"I'm not scared of you," Scott called back, trying to remember where that laugh was from. "I came in here expecting an epic boss fight. Now show yourself!"

The laugh again. "Ooh, getting angry now, are we? I wonder how that worked out for your girlfriend..."

"What are you talking about?! How do you know Ramona?!"

"I never said anything about anyone named Ramona, my boy. But enough talk. Have at you!" A purple-haired man shot out of the shadows, and in that instant, it sunk in for Scott: this probably wasn't a fight he could punch and kick his way out of.
~~~
By remembering all his attacks from the game, Scott had held his own against Vaati for a while, dodging magic spells and returning blows when it was safe. But then, out of the corner of his eye, he thought he saw a floating light...and a patch of green lit by it...

Taking advantage of his opponent's distraction, Vaati charged, knocking Scott onto the floor. As the latter tried to get back up, he was knocked down again by a powerful spell. He looked back over, but the light was gone. And with it, he thought, my chances of getting out of here alive...

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Hey, calm down. In case you forgot, this is the Avatar Adventure. We do CRAZY SHIT IN HERE, we don't care about anything and do completely random crap for the fun of it. There are no rules, no character sheets, and everything is made up on a whim. Usually, we all play nice and get along, following whomever is leading the Story Arc at the time. Plans are made and then broken unless you tell us all and take charge, which you didn't. This could all be caused by poor communication on everyone's behalf.

And for the record, Orinon, Myself and Roamin11 are the OLD GUARD. We are the guys who have been consistently posting here longer than everybody else barring the ORIGINAL STARTERS. I thought it would be nice to include your character of Scott back into the story, and the action. How was I supposed to know you had something planned, with vague sentences placed at the end? This isn't a everyone do your own thing, its an everyone do stuff together thing!


Consider yourself lucky that I can read and interpret sarcasm, or else I would have reported your above post. I don't intend to inflame the situation any more, however, if you don't like other people controlling the plot and your characters and changing things, perhaps you need to rethink why you are posting here. Please reread the original post by Ramthunder, and the rules he lays out which we all follow.

(For the record, I've beaten Minish Cap also, but not Wind Waker or Phantom Hourglass which Ryan is basing this off. I think.)


As the heroes moved towards the temple entrance and Scott and Jack, a bright light engulfed Farrago. She began to float towards the clouds above. "Goodbye everyone! God is calling me back to his realm, and I cannot decline. Thank you for the experiences you have given me!!!" She said to the heros as she sped higher.

Jack reached into his cloak and drew out a small silver chain with a ruby pendant on it and threw it to Farrago. She caught it and then spread her wings wide, disappearing in a flash of brilliant white light.

"I love you, take care Farrago." Jack whispered to himself as a single tear streaked down his cheek.

I don't feel like having two characters right now, Jack is enough.

 

[StormShaun]

Tomoya saw Farrago leave in a beam of light and waved goodbye, and Tomoya thought "Oh God, least he didnt take my powers away yet, I still need them", Tomoya then summoned his katana in a burst of lightning from his palm and says to everyone "We should really get going, we dont want the whole of America to be in ruins when we get to D.C" Tomoya spoke as he walked through the entrance with his trusty sword awaiting what will happen next.

Spoiler: Short Post

Just a short post. Also can someone explain to me what is going on, basicly everyone is in the dreamworld right and we are going to these temples and destroying them to get back to the real world, also if anyone wants to do anything with my character just message me.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: StormShaun:

That's about right. I think we were also in the dream world searching for one of my previous characters.

Spoiler: Everyone, but mostly Jakeman:

...Typical. Every single time I open my f-shift+8-shift+8-shift+8-ing mouth, be it in meatspace or online, someone always comes along, shoots down all my points, makes me look like a complete twat and leaves me more likely to make the sarcastic comment the next day: "What is this 'self-esteem' you speak of?" (I haven't had any since my first year of primary school.)

Sure, maybe I overreacted. Maybe I'm a close-minded git who calls people out for not reading original posts in threads while purposely forgetting details himself. Maybe I don't deserve to have an Internet connection and a keyboard. And maybe I would be about to turn into a cursing, homophobic kid on Xbox Live, if I had an Xbox or a microphone. The fact remains, though, that however you slice it, I tend to be an idiot more than anyone else, which suggests to me an underlying problem in me called 'stupidity'.

Remember how my knee-jerk reaction to being called out on said stupidity here was to disappear for three pages and then come back with a new avatar, hoping everyone's forgotten?

Suddenly, Scott had a heart attack, Ramona fell off the island she was on and Youmu was killed (properly) by the not-quite-dead Vaati, who then tried to sneak up behind the heroes, looking for seconds. Having done that, he then cast 'Level 4 Flare', and since everyone in front of him was at level 100, they all died too.

Spoiler: Jakeman

There. Is that non-vague enough for you?

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

After a blinding white flash, Ryan, Zero, Tomoya and Jack all woke up on the hanger deck of Ryan's Airship, parked over Lower Manhattan Island. "Ryan," Jack began, clutching his head in pain, "I think we're out of that really frakked up and wierd dream land now. So what now friend?"

The other three heroes all clutched their heads too, with massive headaches. Ryan recovered first and looked over at Jack before speaking. "Well, we were looking for Youmu but I believe that she was killed off for good, along with Scott and Ramona. So, we could go back to my dream and finish what we started there, go on a new quest or something like that if the young ones want, or we could go check up on the villians. Oww."

Jack nodded at Ryan, using his super-special-once-in-a-blue-moon power of BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL to check leet_x1337's post above. "Yep," Jack confirmed, "yeah we all got killed by dream-vaati and I guess we're back here. I say we take a vote on what to do, and for the record my vote is that we go and check up on the villains, see if they're still around. No violence though, I really can't be bothered attacking them for no apparent reason."

Ok. Put forward your vote on what you guys as Heroes want to do. It seems fair to me. I also have no real clue what to do right now, as there is no battle against anyone, we're just making things up as we go!

 

[StormShaun]

At the entrance at the temple, suddenly (As mentioned in the post above me) Scott had a heart attack and fell to his knees, everything was too fast to Tomoya everyone surrounded Scott trying to revive him, Tomoya then pushed his way through the crowd and saw that Scott did not have a heart attack but he acutally had a hole that grew inside him, Tomoya then tried to heal Scott with his electricity but his body suddenly disappeared into nothing, Tomoya then spoke "He is dead, but he has disappeared into his normal world, goodbye Scott, say your goodbyes everyone, we have to go" everyone did what they wanted to do to say goodbye and walked into temple awaiting.

Spoiler: leet and everyone

leet a bit more detail next time, also what boss are we going to kill now?

 

[Moros]

While Ken was mowing down raiders with his minigun, he heard the the sound of a headset turning on. "Hey Ken can you hear me? It's Justin," he heard through the headset. "Yeah I can hear you. I'm kinda busy taking out raiders right now," he said through what was probably a mic.

"Well we need you to hurry up with the raiders so we can talk about our new plan," Justin replied. "Fine, I only got about 5 left anyway. Also, why does your voice sound like that of a girly male teenager?" he asked through the mic. "We'll talk about it when you get back. Right now just hurry with the raiders," he got back through the headset. With that he heard the line cutoff and his headset turnoff.

With his conversation now over, Ken got up and began walking towards the camp with his minigun still firing. He shouted out to the raiders "Run Cowards!" and began laughing maniacally.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Spoiler: What's going on? Why is everyone fighting??

Please don't do this guys. I rather like this RP and I don't want it swirling down the horrible pits of Hell until it dies, it's been going on too long to do that. I think we need a massive retcon/vote that we just go with the arc until we get out, THEN we can change whoever and whatever we want.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Spoiler: On the relevant matter

I say we crash the villain's D.C. party. Also if anyone took care to notice, the airship has been renovated and rebuilt since the crash into the Atlantic, Alice is asleep and BlackHarte is running rampant in D.C.

Have at it guys, I'll do a proper IC when things settle down.

For now, let's get our shit together, stop fighting, and act mature. No more running off or pointless arguments, if you feel like you said something you shouldn't there is an edit function.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: For everyone I want to talk to in no particular order:

TMK:
You can't change the past in real life, so I see no reason to edit out anything I said. Besides, we've all already agreed to everyone dying - not quite how I expected, but that's nothing I'm going to spaz out about this time, I promise. Even though you left everyone I had totally incapacitated. But that's Jakeman's fault, so I'll tell him about it.

Shaun:
Some people are never satisfied, are they? Jakeman asks me to stop being vague, so I explicitly kill everyone. The 'rocks fall and everyone dies' bit was because I wasn't able to function on any level higher than 'angry 2-year-old'. And now you want me to go into detail for something I did while I was functioning on primeval rage that I really shouldn't have been feeling? ...Wow. Just. Wow.

Jakeman:
I'm surprised that nobody responded to my last comment, particularly you, seeing as you seemed to have it in for me the most. But I'm feeling a lot less like total and utter shit than I was last time, so... I'm sorry I overreacted and turned into a hypocritical control freak. I'm a terrible person, and I'd really appreciate it if we never had to bring it up again.

Also, even if I do go on a homicidal rampage again like that, *louder* I'd still really rather you didn't retcon *louder* just about everything I said and then *louder* erase everyone I'm controlling from existence, *louder* never to be seen or cared about again--NO! BAD LEET! CALM THE F**K DOWN!

*exhale* *normal voice* And I'm sorry I have it in for people older than me, just because I'm under the impression that they're holding me down for whatever reason. But you know what they say:

Everyone:
little things affect little minds. So my mind must therefore be the size of a grain of sand that fell in nuclear waste and is now able to type in somewhat coherent English.

I'm not proud of what I did, and I really don't like some of the things I realised last night (namely, that I'm incapable of having fun any more that I'm not running), so can we please put all this behind us? Please?

I vote for the industrial-strength retcon, but Scott and Ramona should stay erased and Youmu still isn't in any position to do anything. Alive (or as close as she'll ever get), but out of it.

Also, after two hours, I won't be able to come on again for about six more.

 

[Roamin11]

Justin, real Justin, currently typing in his jammies at 3:30 in the afternoon was catching up by skimming the heroes post.

"Haha, ouch, I'm beginning to love my noob" Justin said rubbing his chin while he read about the heroes all dying.

Refreshing the page he saw his avatar. His real Avatar, the Shrike. Filled with joy he decided to toss the Bieber fever plot out the window and keep on track with the fallout 3 arc till the heroes sorted themselves out, or Yneck got bored enough to actually pm him.

Back in AA

Justin worked the lever action and firing at a raider who's chest looked like a bloody mess. Justin and Glados came over the hill, they had realized they had been hallucinating do to lack of water and in fact, there was no Justin Bieber in this wasteland.

"Ken!" Said Justin climbing over the hill to see Ken in his power armour that had high velocity blood splatter all over it. "I'm so glad to see you, and that you are not Justin Bieber"

"Uhh... You too man" Ken said really confused as Justin tried to hug him but failed because of the bulk of the power armour.

"You did good" looking around Justin saw body parts and gore scattered around the ground. "There isn't a lot left here to scavenge, so let's just move south, towards DC I think I see the smoke in the distance, let's go there!" With that Justin wrapped his arms in with Glados's and began to skip in the general direction of the giant plume of dark smoke.

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: ok Here's my problem

I admit my idea wasn't very original and the whole
Go over there and kill stuff. gets boring.
That being said I have a feeling you guys are getting tired of this Arc. so I want to know
is my arc getting tedious? or should we press on and pretend that Vaati never appeared. or do we try to do something else.
I won't get upset if you vote no on the arc.
PS I really don't want to get into the whole
Lets fight the villains thing. unless if the villains want to.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: Orinon:

I'd rather retcon the arc. Nothing personal; it's just that...you know. I kinda killed off all my characters. And then Jakeman brought everyone back alive except mine, thus leaving me with nobody to work with!

(Deep breaths, Jim...)

Sorry. It's that...I hold grudges. For a very long time. Don't worry about a thing; I've got it worked out.

Everyone was assembled in the bridge of Ryan's airship, going about whatever tasks they'd needed to do there. Everyone except Zero, who'd gone outside. Little did he know he was about to have another encounter...one that might keep him outside a while longer than he'd meant to.

He's just picked up what he wanted when a voice stopped him. "I thought I told you to leave the world between worlds to someone with experience," Yukari said. "But you had to go messing around in there, didn't you? In your haste to be overly heroic, you lost part of your group. The youngster, Pilgrim, wasn't it?"

"How do you know all of this?" Zero asked. "You're suspiciously good at this. And wasn't it you who told us how we could get her out of there?"

"I don't know what you're talking about," Yukari replied, laughing. "But...maybe there is something I can be bothered to do about it. I need to talk to someone important." With that, she walked off.

"Uh, the bridge is the other way!" Zero called out. Huh...Must not have heard, he thought. She was still walking in the opposite direction. Sighing, he headed back to the bridge himself.