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ajb924

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"116... I like Him!" Kidd said.
"What!? He's going to kill us!" Ragnorak cried
"But his name adds up to eight, eight is the perfect number, being able to be split in half both vertically and horizontaly!" Kidd cried happily. The rest of the group looked at him questioningly as Patty continued to agrivate the dogs.
"Well ignoring that little out burst. We can take this be-atch!" Splazor yelled as the rest of the group cheered in agreement.
If your referring to the twins it's Liz not Lisa, also Patty is the dumb one, just thought i should point that out =P
 

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"I don't think that's a good idea"(Samurai)Huey interjected. "I mean, with the current state of our gundams, I'm surprised we're even flying.... I have an idea."

With that, the Shining Gundam landed, with the Deathscythe following suite. It didn't take long for the two robots to be surrounded by 'Spartans' who took our heroes into custody while their mobile suits were taken to a previously inconspicuous garage.... And then they all passed out...

Hours later

"Ugh, what the...?"

Huey, Free-man... I didn't expect to see you hear of all places...

"Wuncler?! What are you doing here?!"

"What do you think, boy? I'm one of the bureaucrats... Hm, oh Robert's gonna get a kick out of this when he founds out his oldest and probably smartest grandson is in my hands...."

"And just what are you going to do with such knowledge, old man?!" Ragnorak spat.

Crickets chirped.

"Shut up, you! Anyway, I should thank you guys for bringing those mobile suits: It'll make our project a little... Easier..."
 

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Crowghast said:
[i\]"Hit the deck!"[/i]

The shout pierced the heavens, the echo pierced them again.

A soldier, dressed in dirty, unkempt fatigues of a gray color, sprinted across the field holding a tea cup.

A tea cup, filled with coffee.

He stopped, chest heaving, gasping desperately for air to spew words with.

[i\]"Weren't you listening! I said hit the deck! Everyone!"[/i]

He looked fearfully over his shoulder, and started running.

[i\]"Never mind that, run!"[/i]

He cursed under his breath.

[i\]"Fuckin' extradimensional, color-out-of-space, catastrophes! Fuck your destiny!"[/i]
You got away in the last Thread but I assure you I will kill you this time.Unless you join my side.Anyway to the two new members you have to choose wether to be on my side (Team evil) Or on Ram's side(Team blowhard.. I mean Heroes.) However you are not limited to those two you can also join Multi-kill and Pimpmaster (Team anti-Hero.)Or you can make your own group.This will be my final post till wensday. The rules from my previous post still apply so I will see you all later.


Maddawg was standing outside Nexus yelling at Gordon. "God damnit Gordon. I was gone for one day and you sell out Nexus to MTV. What are they even filming here." "Real world:Nexus." Gordon said in Sign language. "What! No way everyone out. Hang on you there with the Short shorts. Are you suppose to be the Slutty girl?" when the girl told Maddawg that she was actually the girl who preaches christianty Maddawg called forth a group of Boomers who threw the preacher out of the house.As she flew she shouted "JESUES STILL LOVES YOUUUUUU!"
 

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ajb924 said:
If your referring to the twins it's Liz not Lisa, also Patty is the dumb one, just thought i should point that out =P
<spoiler=OOC>Thanks. I wasn't sure, so I just guessed. Fix'd, anyway.

Welcome, welcome! Enter the world of Avatar Adventure, where anything can happen, and indeed usually does! Here, you are the master of your own fate, and indeed all our fates. There are a few guidelines to be followed...
1) All out-of-context/character chat needs to go in spoiler boxes (like this one). Helps keep the thread clean.
2) Each post should move the plot along in some fashion. Try to avoid OOC-only posts.
3) Keep it fairly light-hearted. Epic battle speeches are alright, but expect some weird looks XD
4) Have fun. Or I'll go find Ram and sic him on you.
...Otherwise, go nuts! Feel free to maim, injure or otherwise corporeally inconvenience your foe, as long as you don't kill them outright (I used to do that. I have since seen the error of my ways.). The exception to this is the obvious one: clones, mooks, cannon fodder, etc. Those, kill with wild abandon in inventive ways. You are the DM for your post, do whatever the hell you want with any of the characters (Though it's considered good etiquette to only control those on your side.). --Welcoming the new players with glee and wild abandon, powerhouse and temporary "leader" of the hero group, RagnorakTres

No plot for you, I am tired! Besides, Rag's reaction to this would be to summon his katana (pl.) and cut his way out of there. Probably not the best plan at the moment.
 

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As GrimmJow kept walking the same barren wasteland that he has been walking around for ages....He did not know the way out nor' know why he was here......he would just walk around waiting for a fight......He finally decided to sit down.....He had given up.....


-He is an EVIL charecter.....He also has two forms 1.Is more Human.....2.Is more cat-like-
 

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[i\]"Nobody ever listens to me! Oh no! Ignore the tired, battle-weary veteran with the wild eyes running from a cosmic horrorfest! He's clearly out of his mind"[/i]

He was sitting on Mickey Mouse's throne. Out of breath, sipping from his tea cup.

[i\]"You go ahead and walk about your days in ignorance. Your all a bunch'a fuckin' hypocrites."[/i]

His light Italian-American accent off-put the setting and decor of the soon-to-be "Court of the Mouse".

[i\]"You'll never get what you need from cruelty, capitalism and ignorance when the all-in-one and one-in-all, the keeper and guardian, key and lock, door and theshold arrives."[/i]

He sipped again, turning his head contemptibly and glancing from the corners of his eyes.

[i\]"Especially when cruelty and ignorance are exactly what will kill you!"[/i]

He lifted the cup to eye level, nodding with a smile. He stuck his fingers into it, sifting through the dregs left over, and removed a book.

[i\]"Behold, all of you!"[/i]

He threw it to the ground.

A black, malformed, leatherbound book slammed into the marble floor, when the resounding crack subsided, the soldier jumped down, making a small skip when he hit the ground.

[i\][b\]"The Necronomicon!"[/b][/i]

Lightning struck outside. And a stall of horses nearby whinnied fearfully, screeching in their terrified horse-voices.

The soldier looked around, with a confused look. And turned his attention to Donald Duck.

[i\]"You were great in those old World War II propaganda cartoons, whatever happened to 'em?"[/i]
 

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Suddenly, it seemed that the light flickered, but from everywhere at once. There was a feeling as if reality had just rippled, and suddenly, ThreeWords stood next to them, looking confused. In fact, he had been there all along, but only since a moment ago

"Sorry," muttered the dazed alien, "I think I'm having a spot of temporal flux."

My computer sometimes decides that the interweb is evil and should be forbidden, and so I am left for some time without internet. I shall use this to explain ThreeWords' bad habit of disappearing/reappearing at random.

As an attempt at justification, I'm going to say that ThreeWords' race exist solely due to the strength of their belief that they do in fact exist. How they came to be in the first place is a little uncertain, but if one gets a headache, the resultant chronological weirdness can become seriously confusing to all involved
 

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MEANWHILE at Nexus HQ
"So zetta slow... Miss me Maddawg?" Sho said
"How the hell did you get here!?" Maddawg questioned
"Ran at the speed of sound!" Sho said
"Ugh, whatever... Your not as annoying as MTV" addawg mumbled shuddering
 

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A gasp escaped from Huey when he felt something... Strange. Upon instinct his hand went for his katana, only to find it missing. In fact for the first time, Huey actually took a look at himself. Dressed in but a normal garb of a t-shirt, jeans and sneakers, he was a samurai no more.

"Damnit, I need to get my sword back!" Huey announced.

"I'd assume that sword is somehow linked to your powers... Whatever they are..." Asked Liz.

"And what can you do again?" Ragnorak queried.

"You'll see when I get my weapon back"
 

maddawg IAJI

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"Look Sho while your here you can help me clean up. Look at this they were here for 3 hours and there are boxers and pantys everywhere and....What the hell is this.Is that a Micheal Jackson shrine." "Wow Mtv really has problems." says Sho. "Wait was is this behind it?" Maddawg grabs something that was hidden behind the Shrine. "Holy crap do you know what this is? It is a map to the underground tomb of Cuthulu. If we find the tomb we can harness his power and rule the world!" "What about MK?" asked Sho. "He can wait. If Mtv brought this shrine in then they know where the Tomb is and hid the map behind the shrine. We need to beat them to it. Gordon ready the Hydra." "Wait were takeing the Hydra? Why not the reavers or the Brumak or the Corpsers.?" "Becuase someone poisoned them. Relax though Gordon and his colleagues managed to cross breed it with a Reaver."
 

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Suddenly, one of Ragnorak's dog popped into existence next to them, Ram's bum firmly grasped in it's mouth.
"...Anyone looking for a lost pup?" Ram asked with a tight smile on his face.
The dog quickly dropped his prize, popping out of existence, then popping back with Samii the Cow in his maw, though it now showed considerable strain.
"Ohho, Rammy. I didn't know you played rough." she giggled. The blind-fold around her head slipped off, giving her a bright view of her surroundings.
"...Uh, Rammy-Poo? What the hell?"
Ragnorak clapped his hands, sending the dog back to it's demon(?) realm.
"So...anyone care to explain what's been happening?" Ram asked, ignoring the small quake made by Samii's quick trip with Gravity.
"Perhaps you should..." Splazor Cat said, indicating the blind-fold with arched eyebrows.
"Went to me Tribe, stopped a few gods, had a party, was having a good time." Ram listed in one breath. "Emphasize on was. Anyone care to explain what's going on then?"
Ram cringed slightly as a mass of voices spoke to him at once.
"Well, after you left, we boarded the Gundams, which I piloted with some awesome tunes from-"
"-slashed through a missle, but the good times didn't last long, because some guy named Corporate Man came with a-"
"-nosebleed, but I patched that up real quick. Btw, Miss Samii? Your black dots don't seem that, symmetrical-"
"and then I went FWAHH! And he was like NOWAY, and I was like HELLZ YEAH! and-"

Ram held a hoof up, trying to silence the din. Once things got quieted down, he gave them all a knowing look.
"So, to summarize all that up, bunch of crazy shit happened, some new villains showed up, we had an epic "Last" fight, but now are caught up in some odd mission that involved stereotypically viewed, pop-cultured apocalypses?"
Their came a collective reply of "ayes" and "yes," though Splazor Cat was still in mid-exclamation.

"Well, sounds like you guys did well enough without me. So, once I figure out what needs a good ass-whooping, I'll be sure to do so." Ram said with a grin, glad to be back with friends.

Hey Guys! Did ya miss me?
Hahah, but no, really, did you?.

Well, good job people. Almost 4 pages of work with barely any stops or arguments and no bannings/locks!
YAY! '' ''
' ' '' <confeti
^(*U*^) <pudge throwing

Good job to you, Ragnorak, for performing above and beyond GM duty, what with all the Plot tying and Intro to new guys! Really am proud of you. Now get the hell off mah seat. :)

Also, I'm glad to see how the AA is working. Specially glad to see Crowghast back!
Quick History Lesson: Before the AA became what it is now, it first was the a mere *Kill the Post Above You Game.* Near the end of it's run (which was quiet far off, for even then the AA was popular) Maddawg, Crowghast, and a I, plust a few others, went a bit crazy with the rules and play. When it ended in a stalemate (Maddawg did it, you crazy cloner, you), I choose to create a new thread with more RPish rules, i.e., Avatar Adventure!
So glad he's here cause of that, plus he's one dashing devil of a poster.

SO! I read every single post in one shot and am now confused on where we are. I will continue once someone with more grasp on the story can fill me in. Please and thank you!
 

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Ramthundar said:
Suddenly, one of Ragnorak's dog popped into existence next to them, Ram's bum firmly grasped in it's mouth.
"...Anyone looking for a lost pup?" Ram asked with a tight smile on his face.
The dog quickly dropped his prize, popping out of existence, then popping back with Samii the Cow in his maw, though it now showed considerable strain.
"Ohho, Rammy. I didn't know you played rough." she giggled. The blind-fold around her head slipped off, giving her a bright view of her surroundings.
"...Uh, Rammy-Poo? What the hell?"
Ragnorak clapped his hands, sending the dog back to it's demon(?) realm.
"So...anyone care to explain what's been happening?" Ram asked, ignoring the small quake made by Samii's quick trip with Gravity.
"Perhaps you should..." Splazor Cat said, indicating the blind-fold with arched eyebrows.
"Went to me Tribe, stopped a few gods, had a party, was having a good time." Ram listed in one breath. "Emphasize on was. Anyone care to explain what's going on then?"
Ram cringed slightly as a mass of voices spoke to him at once.
"Well, after you left, we boarded the Gundams, which I piloted with some awesome tunes from-"
"-slashed through a missle, but the good times didn't last long, because some guy named Corporate Man came with a-"
"-nosebleed, but I patched that up real quick. Btw, Miss Samii? Your black dots don't seem that, symmetrical-"
"and then I went FWAHH! And he was like NOWAY, and I was like HELLZ YEAH! and-"

Ram held a hoof up, trying to silence the din. Once things got quieted down, he gave them all a knowing look.
"So, to summarize all that up, bunch of crazy shit happened, some new villains showed up, we had an epic "Last" fight, but now are caught up in some odd mission that involved stereotypically viewed, pop-cultured apocalypses?"
Their came a collective reply of "ayes" and "yes," though Splazor Cat was still in mid-exclamation.

"Well, sounds like you guys did well enough without me. So, once I figure out what needs a good ass-whooping, I'll be sure to do so." Ram said with a grin, glad to be back with friends.

Hey Guys! Did ya miss me?
Hahah, but no, really, did you?.

Well, good job people. Almost 4 pages of work with barely any stops or arguments and no bannings/locks!
YAY! '' ''
' ' '' <confeti
^(*U*^) <pudge throwing

Good job to you, Ragnorak, for performing above and beyond GM duty, what with all the Plot tying and Intro to new guys! Really am proud of you. Now get the hell off mah seat. :)

Also, I'm glad to see how the AA is working. Specially glad to see Crowghast back!
Quick History Lesson: Before the AA became what it is now, it first was the a mere *Kill the Post Above You Game.* Near the end of it's run (which was quiet far off, for even then the AA was popular) Maddawg, Crowghast, and a I, plust a few others, went a bit crazy with the rules and play. When it ended in a stalemate (Maddawg did it, you crazy cloner, you), I choose to create a new thread with more RPish rules, i.e., Avatar Adventure!
So glad he's here cause of that, plus he's one dashing devil of a poster.

SO! I read every single post in one shot and am now confused on where we are. I will continue once someone with more grasp on the story can fill me in. Please and thank you!
The only thing I can keep track of is that every person and there mother has 40 characters going! I can't keep track, Muti makes a new character every three posts, I am completely lost. Not to criticize everyone but I think some sort of rule about character limits need to be put in place.
 

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Shapsters said:
Although yes, Shapster, Mutli does have a few more characters then one, he does seem to be controling them fairly well. The same goes to Sho.
And that really is all the "Extra" characters there is, or as far as I can tell. Perhaps now Multi can begin the Epic Prophecy he's been going on about, and we can finally lay all this Bureaucrats to rest. So let's play nice now, yah hear?
 

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"Wait! I can get us out of here!" Kidd said exitedly. "Liz, Patty urn into your weapons form and-" But Liz cut him off
"We already tried! Wherever we are is messing with our souls and preventing us from doing so..."
"Well, then i'm out of ideas..." Kidd mumbled
"Your father is death! Just call him and ask for his help!" Splazor said accusingly
"Well that would work if we had two things, a mirror, and a knowladge of where in the hell we are!" Kidd cried angerly
"Ok, everyone calm down!" Ram exclaimed "Fighting eachother won't get us out any faster!"

MEANWHILE as Nexus HQ
"Hmm world domination, badass squid god... This plan sounds zetta awesome!" Sho said
"Well where does the map tell us to start? Hmm, that's near the explosion sight, let's head out!" Said Maddawg. The two villians boarded the beast and flew away.

If it didn't cut in too much with Multi's thing i figured the heroes could be trapped at Cthulu's tomb, thought it could work out somewhat well. And Maddawg, is he going to have a big ass hummer?
 

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"Hmmm...kid, you said you had an idea?" Ragnorak said to Huey.

"Well, yeah, but I need a sword. I don't see one on you, so I don't see how I can make this work." Huey replied.

"Give it a second. Hyoutatsu, Kai!" The ground crackled as a pool of water formed and froze. A katana pierced through the ice, shattering it. Ragnorak picked it up and handed it to Huey. "I want this back. My grandad entrusted me with all the dragon weapons of my family and I still need to get Raitatsu back. This is Hyoutatsu, the Dragon of Ice. It can freeze anything to zero Kelvin in .3 seconds. Be careful with it."

"Thank you for your trust, Ragnorak. You'll get it back as soon as I retrieve my own sword. For now though, everyone follow me!"
 

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BEHOLD THE POWER OF WI_FI! Remember Ram I would have won that fight if it wasen't for you medeling Gming and your crow. And Ajjb he may.

"Where are we going Maddawg? This is completly in the other direction."asked Sho. "We need to pick up some mates of mine. Were gonna need them for this job." There first stop was in the middle of the Sarah Desert. There they saw a man sitting in the sand. "Grimm man what is up." Said Maddawg. "What are you doing here Locust?" Snapped Grimm. "Oh come on man is that anyway to treat an old friend." "Wait who is this guy?" Asked Sho. "This is Grimm he is an old friend of mine isn't right Grimm?" said Maddawg. "Please becuase of you I am forced to walk this Desert." "Hey I didn't tell you to Slaughter them. That is your own fault. But maybe I can get you the power to redeem yourself. If you join me." Grimm was desperate and agreed to join Maddawg. "Now we only need the money to hire a crew to go with us and I now just where to find the money to hire them."

In Mickey's fortress a loud explosion was heard and Hydra Reaver bursted through the roof. "Mickey my old friend how is it going.Guess what I think I thought of a way for you to pay me back for talking Walt into letting you on the Steam Boat." Said Maddawg. "You can give us the money to hire a crew for finding the Tomb of Cthulhu." "The Tomb dosen't exist Maddawg everyone knows that." said Mickey. "Really then how would you explain this map?" Says Maddawg "We found it behind a portrait of Micheal Jackson." "What the? I can't belive he hid this from us. We gave him the permit to call his ranch Neverland.Very well we will hire the crew for you but we expect something out of this." Said Mickey. "Tell you what we'll give you-"

While Maddawg and Mickey talked over the agreement the Heroes were looked up at them unable to hear them and confused as all hell." Is that Maddawg? I thought he was dead." Said Ram. "Guess not but he will be soon!" said (Samurai) Huey who launched a frozen frost beam at the Locust but it was deflected by the Disney forcefield. "Nothing can pierce the Disney Forcefield. It is powered by a small amount of pixie dust,Mermaid tails and hundred of tibeten childrens on Bicycles." shouted Sparten Joey-1337.
"Child slavery. And this is suppose to be the Happiest place on earth."
"He said it call our lawyers were suing your ass you old WWII vet!"shouted John-116


Grimm sorry for stepping in on your story but at least this way your in the main storyline.
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
BEHOLD THE POWER OF WI_FI! Remember Ram I would have won that fight if it wasen't for you medeling Gming and your crow. And Ajjb he may.



Huey used the blades power to become (Samurai) Huey. He felt more power then he ever felt with his old blade and he thanked the ninja monkey for the blade. Then a loud explosion was heard and Hydra Reaver bursted through the roof. "Mickey my old friend how is it going.Guess what I think I thought of a way for you to pay me back for talking Walt into letting you on the Steam Boat." Said Maddawg. "You can give us the money to hire a crew for finding the Tomb of Cthulhu." "The Tomb dosen't exist Maddawg everyone knows that." said Mickey. "Really then how would you explain this map?" Says Maddawg "We found it behind a portrait of Micheal Jackson." "What the? I can't belive he hid this from us. We gave him the permit to call his ranch Neverland.Very well we will hire the crew for you but we expect something out of this." Said Mickey. "Tell you what we'll give you-"

While Maddawg and Mickey talked over the agreement the Heroes were looked up at them unable to hear them and confused as all hell." Is that Maddawg? I thought he was dead." Said Ram. "Guess not but he will be soon!" said (Samurai) Huey who launched a frozen frost beam at the Locust but it was deflected by the Disney forcefield. "Nothing can pierce the Disney Forcefield. It is powered by a small amount of pixie dust,Mermaid tails and hundred of tibeten childrens on Bicycles." shouted Sparten Joey-1337.
"Child slavery. And this is suppose to be the Happiest place on earth."
"He said it call our lawyers were suing your ass you old WWII vet!"shouted John-116


Grimm sorry for stepping in on your story but at least this way your in the main storyline.
Huey needs his sword to transform into his (Samurai) state. Huey is competent enough with the katana and what I'd assume to be other martial arts weapons by himself, so he can use the sword to good effect, but if he's to become a samurai again, he needs to get his sword back. Sorry I didn't get here in time to explain, but I stepped out of the house for a bit

Even if this weapon lacked the power to kill off Mickey, Huey could still make short work of the approaching guards. As they opened fire, Huey twirled the Hyoutatsu, forming a barrier of ice that blocked the gunfire. Just when the guards ceased their fire to reload, Huey flicked the sword, causing the barrier to shatter into an explosion of ice shards that pierced the guards.

"Nice isn't it?" Ragnorak began. "Just don't forget to hand it back when you get your sword back, kid."

"Right." Huey nodded. "You guys go ahead... I need to get back what's mine"