The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[RagnorakTres]

<spoiler=Multi-Kill>Several problems there:
1) Ragnorak is not Japanese. He's a monkey. Monkeys do not belong to any particular nation.
2) Ragnorak could never, and believe me, I mean never be knocked out by mere beams of energy and a mouse tapping him. Part of his training was getting knocked around by Ursurus, Bear of the Sky and Jormundgandr, Earth Serpent without being knocked out. He is the only one ever to do it. He is considerably tougher than anyone else in the history of the world.
3) Ragnorak did not have his swords. He summoned Hyoutatsu so that Huey had a weapon. Ragnorak is still using Daitatsu, which is eternally bound to him. There is no power on Earth or beyond that could deprive him of it.
4) You are being a jerk. Stop it. I'll play along for now, but next time, I'm breaking out my mad deus ex machina cannon. Don't play games with me, you will lose."Hah! Your mere Disney shield can't do shit to me! Oh, wait...DAMN YOU NARCOLEPSY!!!!" Ragnorak woke up in a solitary confinement cell. He looked around at the 10x10 cell. "Well, this is easy. Daitatsu." His scythe, which they had thoughtfully taken away from him while he slept, appeared in his paw. "Let's go find the others." He cut the door in half and strolled out. He saw Goofy with his stupid looking shield down the hall. Goofy also saw him and began surfing on his shield towards him, spinning as he did so. Ragnorak simply caught him with the scythe and slammed him into a wall, cutting him in two. "Stupid dog...thing..." Ragnorak moved on, killing all the guards that showed up, moving on up and up, unknown to Mickey.

 

[ajb924]

As Maddawg, Sho, and Grimm turned to leave and find the Tomb of Cthulu on thier own Micky said "And where do you think your going!?"
"FOIL, First outer inner last! Were going to get Cthulu!" Sho said
Maddawg looked at him irrated. "When i said let's sneak out i didn't mean tell him where we're going! Maddawg angerly screamed
"Well excuse me!" Sho said
Mickey simply laughed and said "You are looking for something youve already found!"
"You can't mean..." Sho said piecing together the situation
"Yes!" Mickey cried, "Not only that, you've met Cthulu before as well!"
"You couldn't possibly be..." Maddawg trailed off
"Correct again!" Mickey cried sadisticaly. "I am Cthulu!" After saying this the group froze in sheer horror "The problem is i can't use my full power without walt disney taking this curse off of me! Before he died he put a curse on me to make sure i wouldnt destroy the world!"

MEANWHILE
Ragnorak was stuck in the torture of it's a small worl when he heard movement. He looked around when Kidd, Liz, and Patty jumped in the boat and began to untie him.
"Don't move Mr. Monkey" Patty said "We'll get these ropes off. And she did, problem was, they were tying her up as now. Kidd simply sighed and told her to turn into her weapon form, she did so and the for proceeded out of the hellhole.

 

[RagnorakTres]

<spoiler=OOC>Damn it, why didn't I use a placehold? Whatever, y'all got this and I'm frickin' lost. Go to town.

 

[ajb924]

<spoiler=OOC>Damn it, why didn't I use a placehold? Whatever, y'all got this and I'm frickin' lost. Go to town.

Spoiler: Ragnorak

Sorry bout that... I really don't have any understanding of the current plot and just sorta move my charecters around every now and then, if it would be easier i could delete my post and use yours, i read it and it was pretty good.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Spoiler: seriously though multi

You're kinda messing with people's posts by putting contradicting posts, then expecting everyone to abandon what they planned... I mean sure it's an open rp, but please respect everyone's post. Also, I've lost track of what happened to my own character thanks to you...

 

[Ramthundar]

"Ragnorak!" cried Ram, chasing after his dear friend. Unfortunately, in his haste he ran right into the Anti-Magic field, trapping him as well.
Micky gave off an evil laugh, now holding the Book of the Dead.
"So, you little rat bastard, what do you plan on doing, huh? Plan on summoning your old master from the endless void, threatening eternal torture on the mortal realm, so that you may force him to remove your curse, thus bringing you back to your true, ultimate power?!"
"...Actually, I was just going to summon some dark gods, but that sounds even better!" Micky said, scuttling away to make his preparations.
"Oh, well...um...dang."
"That was a pretty clever idea, though" Ragnorak said, trying to cheer up the downcast goat.
"Ah, thanks. It just sometimes gets a bit to simple with some of our quests, so I usually kind of daydream on how it could improve."
"Well, you've certainly made this more interesting." Ragnorak said, watching the small mouse beginning to chant.
During the chanting, a black, swirling portal began to open in front of the mouse.
"Ohyeah, Getah, Youassa Heah." Micky chanted as black magic orbited around his body, eyes closed in concentration. When he opened them, they shined with a hellish light from within.
"I SUMMON WALT DISNEY!!"
From the depths of the oblivion came a bright soul, twisting out of the hole in cyclonic haste. It quickly grew, spreading it's reach throughout the room, until the massive shape of Disney.
WHO DARE DISTURBES MY SLUMBER!?
"It is I, your greatest creation!" Micky cried, his black magic acting both as chains and shields against the great soul.
...MILEY CYRUS?
"NO YOU BASTARD! ME, MICKY MOUSE! And I've summoned you to release me from the curse you put on me, or I will forever torment your soul! Using...THIS!"
Micky held high a small hard-cover book, with the words "Twilight" printed in the front.
NOOOO! THE CURSE HAS BEEN REMOVED! NOW GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU FRUITCAKE.

As the soul of Walt Disney disappeared, Micky began to laugh maniacally. His whole body began to shimmer and shudder, as though it's very existence was being changed. Bursts of energy shot from him, crashing into everything it touched. One such burst freed Ram and Ragnorak from their prison.
"Well, looks like another Final Battle to me." Ram said, prepping his horns for battle.
"What? We already had one, like, 2 pages ago!" Ragnorak cried.
"Yeah, well, this one is going to be a Definite Final. I assure you."

The heroes prepared themselves for what would probably be an incredible fight.

Spoiler: Here's the deal

I've seen a lot of OCCs and comments about how things have been going recently, so I'm putting my foot down and changing a couple of things.

First off, this is a final battle. I say we all have a few rounds each at Micky before we finish him in some epic group attack. After that, we begin a new adventure that will be created by either Ragnorak, Maddawg, or Daye.

Secondly, To Muli-Kill: Several things I need to say.
Now, I can see what you're trying to do with your whole plot twists and the whole Corporate Man thing and such, and I do think you've got some good ideas. The problem is, this is an Open Adventure, and once again, you seem to be having problems with sharing the story. I get the distinct impression that you merely use other's posts as background instead of taking them into account when doing your plot twists. Also, you will frequently cause some major event to happen, leaving most other posters in the dark. I've seen barely any postings by some regular players because they have no idea what you're trying to do.
That is why I'd rather have one of the three players I listed above to do the Major Quests, because they A)Have had better results and B) are more suited to the AA style. They create interesting situations, but still leave enough info open for other players to tweak it and work with it.
You, Multi, would probably be better suited for a more strict RP with you acting as GM. But your still welcome to stay with us, as long as you tone down on your posting. And characters, which bring me to my second point:

New Rule: Only 1-2 characters per poster.
This rule applies to all players, and I suggest 2 characters to only those that can handle it well, such as Sho has shown.

I have to go for now, but please take what I said into account. Cheers!

Edited for spelling.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty awoke in a forest,

"Son of a- Where am I?"

He picked up his shotgun and began walking, he didn't know where, but he was walking nonetheless.

"Catana, where am I?"

"Just above Nexus sir!"

"Ah, thank god, I will give Maddawg a little visit." he rubbed his helmet, "My head hurts, damn lasers!"

 

[Shapsters]

So, which characters should I keep?
Corporate Man.
Orgazmo
Glen Beck Man
I'd vote, but,since I love my characters so much, it'd be asking which escapist web series I love the most.

Ogazmo, Corporate Man and Glen-Beck man in that order. Just like Back in the good ol days when you were Orga- not here.

 

[ajb924]

*snip*

Spoiler: OOC

Hey Multi, I was the one who made wherever the fuck we are Cthulu's tomb, and i did so because i didn't know we were on a boat or in disneyland. I am not trying to be rude, but try to clarify where we are. If you do it so the heroes don't know then say something along the lines of "Without the heroes knowladge he took them to..." That way the writers know what in the hell is going on. On to point two, if you and ram are making a webcomic out of this, more power to ya, but does the thread need to change for the comic? I liked the old thread, with the crazy plot's where anything can happen and theres two sides. I liked the goofy more then the serious conspiracy, i can see the humor in what your saying but the humor is so serious, i mean christ we were attacked by bloodthirsty carebares! I'm not saying i hate your posts but at least try to play with instead of above. I hate to be so bitchy but I've been holding this in a looooonnnggg time... Also, as for your charecters... I think we should kill Mickey Mouse. Other then that i don't care who you decide to keep, but one more thing, whoever you choose please put them in the heroes or villians side, i am getting confused about all these other sides... And to Ram, i know this is your thread and i shouldn't be saying this type of thing but i couldn't help it, if you wish to kick me out just tell me. And this was not meant to be an offensive post, simply my opinions. Rant Over

 

[maddawg IAJI]

So, which characters should I keep?
Corporate Man.
Orgazmo
Glen Beck Man
I'd vote, but,since I love my characters so much, it'd be asking which escapist web series I love the most.

Ogazmo, Corporate Man and Glen-Beck man in that order. Just like Back in the good ol days when you were Orga- not here.

Seconded. Now to posting.

"We are fucked!"Yelled Maddawg. "So zetta slow Maddawg were not the ones in the fight here. I say we lean back and watch the entertainment." said Sho. "WHAT! What happened to the Sho I know. Where is the Sho who attempted to poison me and then ran off to go into epic battle." Said Maddawg. "It's Mickey freaking Mouse Maddawg. Even if we try to attack him he has enough followers to make a ten foot shield. We are easily outnumbered." Suddenly a huge explosion appeared and Master Kitty appeared with Gordon and the Locust horde at his side. "Mk your alive!" Shouted Maddawg. "Of course I'm alive I'm an orignal character and your trying to leave me out of the final fight." "Well Sho our we outnumbered now?" asked Maddawg." Sho gave a sinister grin and yelled "ATTACK!" and with that Maddawg,Sho,Mk,Gordon and the Locust jumped into the fight and were met midway to Mickey by the Jonas Brothers,the Spartans,Goofy and Donald and the hundreds of pre-teens under Disneys control. The two armies collided. The Locusts attacked with there Lancer assualt rifles and the disney army attacked with there sharp girly nails.....It was a bloody fight.

 

[ajb924]

"Bring out the secret weapons" Micky (Cthulu) cried.
All of a sudden the a portion of the army began to gasp in awe as Riku and Sora emerged form a door.
"It's the heartless!" Mickey said pointing at the group. Riku and Sora then jumped and attscked the major villians head on.

MEANWHILE somewhere else on the battle field...
"I'm sick of this" Kidd said plainly Soul Resonance: Death Eagle (D. Eagle) the two pistols looked close to the same but had an enormus power upgrade. A line of forgotten disny charectors began to come in his direction, when he fired one of the gun the bullet went straight through 3 of the charecters skulls and straight through the wall for about a mile.

 

[Shapsters]

"Christ, they just keep coming!" Master Kitty yelled as he blew the head off a pre-pubescent boy, "Where are they coming from?!"

Suddenly, all of the Micky Mouse characters assembled together, a holy light surrounding their bodies. They began hover and rose into the air, Mick Mouse was chanting something in an odd tribal language. The suddenly assembled together and formed a mighty character. Goofy and Donald were the legs, Minnie was the body, Pluto and Pete were the arms and Micky was the head.

"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US!!!!"

"Boss battle" Master Kitty yelled as he thrw a grenade.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak finally snapped. "That's it. You are all done. I hate your stupid little book. Y'know why? She can't write worth shit. You think you're all special 'cause you read this shit? You think this will be remembered a hundred years from now? Even twenty? No. It won't. Because it is tripey shit. It panders to you horrible teenage bitches who touch yourselves at night to pictures of the Backstreet Boys. Go to hell. Go straight to hell. Do not pass "Go", do not collect $200." All of the Twitards collapsed, crying, at this (to them) horrible truth, making them easy slaughter.

Ragnorak then turned his fury on the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus. "You think you make music? Nope. Try this on for size." He turned his scythe into a guitar and began singing.
<spoiler=Disturbed-Indestructible><youtube=8WL5IRrhl20>
"Disturbed owns all of you." All of the terrible musicians that Disney had employed collapsed in tears, letting Lazor easily finish them off with a single blast.

"Now as for you mice..."
<spoiler=Disturbed-Deify><youtube=2wY7cQEJMdM>
Falter, fools!" The amalgamation fell apart at the awesome music the monkey had memorized. Unfortunately, the real Mickey came out of a hidden room behind the throne, clapping slowly.

"Well done, monkey. You have defeated my supporting cast and robot. However, those lyrics will have no affect on me, because I have already been deified. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

"We stand strong against your terror, mouse. Feel the wrath of Disturbed! Dan, take it." Disturbed themselves stepped out of the shadows and began playing "Ten Thousand Fists" as Mickey turned into a giant and powerful form. They continued to play it as he summoned millions of clones and the massed heroes, villains and mooks tore into the clones' ranks, all trying to get to the giant Mickey.
<spoiler=OOC EDIT>OK, the videos are embedded, thank you to Shapsters for his help.

 

[Shapsters]

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[Two things,

Disturbed?! Blegh! Quote a real song why don't you?

And Micky is already apart of the might Disney Character monster.

If you wish to imbed youtube videos quote me!