Grimm just stared out doing nothing....."Ummmmm what the hell"? He had not a single clue how he got pulled into this now.He stood up and waited for someone to tell him what to do....Looked like they were fighting a.....mouse...He then decided to go into his release form if he was ever needed.
Anyone know how to put a different word instead of spoiler? and also my avatar is his release form
Grimm just stared out doing nothing....."Ummmmm what the hell"? He had not a single clue how he got pulled into this now.He stood up and waited for someone to tell him what to do....Looked like they were fighting a.....mouse...He then decided to go into his release form if he was ever needed.
Anyone know how to put a different word instead of spoiler? and also my avatar is his release form
is how you start it. And welcome to the Avatar Adventure Group! Please state your alignment clearly so we may properly go ape-shit on you. ('U')
BTW, Mutli, who's your image?
"NOOO!!!" Micky screamed, as the horrible image began to slowly turn the mighty beast to stone.
"YESS!!! Now, everyone!" Ram cried, releasing his pent-up thunder-bolt. The rest of the group sent their attacks out at the same time, all aiming for Micky's Black Heart (except Splazor Cat, who never aims like a gentleman [sub]hehe, mouse...nuts...hehe[/sub]).
The question comes to mind: Why? I've never heard of these guys, and I doubt anyone else but you will know them. If their supporting characters/background/minor quests, then sure, why not. But don't center the whole plot around them or make them your main character. Just take it nice and easy. And so this post isn't just chatting...
"AHH! My Nuts! and my heart!" Micky cried. The combined powers of the heroes, villains, and anti-heroes impaled the dark center of the evil mouse. As the heart began to collapse, the massive dark energy began to be sucked into it's depths.
"Like the fall of the mighty stars, I will implode within my own heart, taking you all out with me!" Micky cried before being completely sucked in.
"The cave is collapsing!" Kidd cried pulling out his hoverboard as Liz &Patty turned into thier human forms, "we have to get out of here" And with that the group began to run desperatly searching for an exit.
"Nice going you son of a digit!" Sho screamed angrily. "Now were stuck in Cthulu's tomb!"
"We've been in worse situations, you should remember that Sho..." Ram said
I know, not much of a post, but i assumed Cthulu's tomb was an underwater cave, i mean what else would it be?
Alright am i with you guys as of now so i can post something im going to stay here but i dont know where i am as of now...will edit this message if i know where i am...
"Damn it people, we need to get out of this cave/underwater dungeon/what-the-fuck-ever!" Ram cried, desperately searching for a way out.
"Sunken City-Island, actually" Corporate Man said.
"Oh, and how would you know?" Ram irritably said.
"Well, we're in a city, and it's sinking."
Confused, Ram turned to see a wave of ocean water rush towards the them.
"Shit! Who's got a boat!"
"Boat? I've got something better!" the Great Orgazmo cried. He pulled out a condom from his pocket. Ultra-Mega-Magnum! it declared on the shiny wrapper.
"Damn!" Samii the Cow cried, eyeing the condom with interest.
"Don't even think about it! Besides, he probably doesn't do bestiality." Ram muttered. "...I think."
Oragzmo grabbed Samii, sticking the open end of the condom on her..."sewer pipe." Startled, Samii let loose a mighty gust of...hot gases. It quickly filled the condom, increasing to an immense size. "Everyone get on my condom!" Orgazmo cried.
As the heroes, anti-heroes, and villains climbed aboard, Micky gave one cry.
"Burn in Hell! Or Visit the wonderful world of Disney Parks & Resorts! Only $400 per visitor!HAHA!"
As the group rode Orgazmo's condom through the waves of the ocean, the dark matter of Micky final burst, sending our a massive wave of dark energy.
"Hold on to Orgazmo's condom, everyone!" Ram cried, as the wave hit them.
Sorry for the sucky posts, guys. I haven't been my usual posty self.
"What has this story come to?! We are escaping a giant Mickey Mouse on a flying CODNOM?!" Master Kitty looked at Mickey who was giving rude hand gestures, "Ah well, lets just get thefuck-"
Suddenly, Mickey burst and the condom took off like a rocket,
Maddawg woke up on a large beach he saw in the distant what appeared to be a teenage girl with blue hair and elf ears. He looked around and saw the others scattered nearby. He got up and looked around seeing a colorful town with birds flying around. "Wait a minute. strange town,lush forest,a strange teenage girl looking out at the sunset instead of being on her sidekick like most of the teenage female population. SHIT were in a bad JRPG!".
Disregard my last post's reservation.. Also I was hoping for a little more drama with Wuncler's betrayal, but I think I'll get it with this post. Also, maddawg, do you have a planned identity for the girl?
Spitting the taste of salt from his mouth, Huey slowly pushed himself onto his feet and took a look around.
"Crap, where are we?" Huey groaned.
"From Maddawg's reaction, I'd say we're in the setting of a bad jrpg" Ragnorak replied
Huey nodded. "That reminds me, thanks for letting me borrow this sword."
"That reminds me, did you ever get your sword back?"
"Actually, Wuncler still has it..."
Meanwhile in... Somewhere
"Hm... For such a powerful weapon, I'd expected something more ornate..."
"I'm just suprised that it don't got somethin' stupid like spinnin' rims or gold teeth." Comments another voice. "I mean it did belong to a nigga afterall."
"That doesn't matter no Ruckus... I got that damn mouse out of the way, as well as having a mystic sword and a tome of forbidden magicks in my possession." With these words, Wuncler carefully stroked the cursed book Mickey had terrorized the world with.
"These things as well as well my already grand wealth and influence will make world domination quite simple actually..."
Hey Ram, I think it's time we let the new blood cut their teeth on a major plot! I have some quest ideas, but I think WOD (That's your new shortened name. It's pronounced "woad.") has a good thing goin' on here. What d'you say we sit back and hand the plot reins over for a bit?"Well, if you don't have yours back yet, we can make a quick stop at my family's armory and computer repair shop. Gestalt needs some major repair work done, and I only trust three people to mess around under the hood: the Logician, myself and my genius brother. What d'you say, y'all? I don't think any of you have been to my village yet. I'd invite the villains, but, y'know, the village is s'posed to be secret."
Handing the reins of major plot development to other people without considering their skill or the possibility of damage to the whole thread is what I do here!
"Heck, sounds good to me. We can stop at a bar while we're at it."
While the heroes began to walk away, Maddawg jumped infront of them, waving his arms with frustration.
"Hey! And what are we good-natured villains supposed to do, huh? We helped you sorry asses back there, you know!"
"Oh don't worry. I'm sure there's something on this island for you." Samii said with an encouraging smile.
When Maddawg continued looking disapointed, Ragnorak went over and patted him on his back.
"Don't worry, big guy. This is a jrgp island, there's always a cool secret lair for the villains to hide in! And I think our villain's head quarters is in...a volcanoe!"
"Really?!" Maddawg asked, a child-like gleam of hope and joy in his eyes.
"Yeah! Why don't you guys go to it now! It's that away!" Ragnorak said, pointing to a nearby jungle.
Cheering widly, the group of villains rushed towards the jungle.
"Gee, that was nice Ragnorak. But I thought you said villain's lairs were a secret?" Samii asked.
"No duh. My dear, if you've been with us longer, you'd know I was just messing with them. I have no idea where their going!" he said with a laugh."
"Alright, enough villain tricking for now. We need to get some beer-uh, we need to refill our supplies of heroi-damn it, I mean we should go to that village and hopefully find some slutty foxy mamas and show them a good time to only realize their illegally underage." Ram said.
"Uh, I mean find a tavern and supply store. Yeah..."
Samii rolled her eyes at the stumbling goat. "Jeez, he get's one lucky break and thinks he's the stud of the flock..."
Was that sarcasm? I can't tell...
"Alright, that's decided then! Gimme a sec, I have to find the scroll..." Ragnorak began rummaging around in his backpack, throwing several humorously clichéd items over his shoulder as he did so. These items included an inflatable lamp-post (which bounced off Huey's chest), a rubber chicken (stuck on Ram's horns) and an old computer monitor (Splazor blasted it with a lazor before it hit the ground What? I thought it was one of those clay pigeon thingies.). Eventually, he pulled out a large gold scroll with red tassels on one end. He opened it up and had everyone stand on the seal in the middle, one by one, warning them to stay put once they got there. Each of them disappeared in a puff of smoke. Ragnorak got on the seal last of all, holding the free edge of it and disappeared himself, but not before seeing Maddawg and the rest of the villains coming over the next hill waving pitchforks and torches, screaming for his blood.
He reappeared in a waiting room standing next to everyone else, holding the scroll. His uncle Mortimer came over and gave them a quick tour. "Over there is the stables, there is the tavern, there is the dojo and there is the armory and computer repair shop. Knock yourselves out."
After seeing the heroes dissapear the villians were pissed, but Sho walked gleefully through the forest as Maddawg said "What in the hell are you so happy about!?"
"So zetta slow... I ma a jrpg villian remember!?" Sho said happily
"Wait... What jrpg is this!?" MK questioned
"Well judging on the "secret" town and the blue eyed girl i'd say... The Legend of Zelda franchise!" Sho said "And if i'm right we should wander around the forest and eventually we could find a village to take refuge in!"
MEANWHILE with the heroes...
"I wanna go to he dojo!" Patty said
"Ugh fine... Liz you look after her, i'm going to take a look around this village..." Kidd said feeling something was amiss.
I think Zelda's a jrpg... If not have fun yelling at my charecter about how wrong he is =P
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