The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[world_of_dragons]

Walking into the armory, Huey stopped when he found a semi-familiar face.

"What are you doing here of all places?" Huey queried.

-Hazuki-chan works here making and selling weapons.-The blonde school girl, Hatsumi signs happily. -It's how we make our living-

"Oi, Huey-kun, what happened to your sword?"

"It's a long story... I don't suppose you can supply me with something I can use until I get it back?" Huey responds.

Hazuki takes a quick look through the collection of weapons, but deems none of them suitable for the boy swordsman.

"Give a few days, it'll take a few hours to make the side arms and the rest of the three days to make the main weapons." Hazuki informs him.

Huey nods, but quickly finds his arm being seized by Hatsumi. -Why don't you come with me in the meantime-she signs.

They two don't get far without Hazuki telling Huey "Keep your hands off Hatsumi if you know what's good for you, bozu"

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Multi

Suddenly, Multi-Kill, CM,Orgazmo,Glen Beck Man, Bill Gates, and Alex Mercer got telepathic messages telling them to meet with someone in a nearby hut.

"Excuse us for one second." Said all of them in Unison, as they went off.

I hope this means their going away, so that you may only play one and/or two characters, yes?

"Thank god! A tavern! Last one in won't be as drunk as the rest of us!" Ram happily cried, and raced into the bar.
"Ouch! Who put this damn bar here?" Ram demanded, rubbing his sore head.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Meanwhile in a super secret location... Of sorts

"Alright ya mass of cartoon freaks and wondrous white musicians! Gather 'round to listen to the words of yer new master!" Ruckus shouted into a loudspeaker.

From the manufacturing plant's machinery sprang forth a tide of bodies ranging from cheesy cartoon characters to so called "rockers" who gathered at a stage that Ruckus stood upon. With the press of a button, the stage split apart and a screen with large speakers on either side emerged.

The screen buzzed with static at first, but once cleared displayed the seal of a fist grasping the earth, outlined by a tightrope.

"My minions!" A masked voice addressed the masses. "The time of the dictator Mickey Mouse is ended! And a new era has begun: That of The Man!"

"The Man?" One of the cartoons repeated. "That doesn't sound very go-UGH!"

"Anybody else wants to question the word of their new master?" Uncle Ruckus asked in general as he fluidly flicked the blood of that particular cartoon and resheathed the samurai sword.

"...."

"Yes, that's what I like to see." The voice said. "Now get to work, you've got billions of dollars to make me!"

 

[RagnorakTres]

<spoiler=WoD>OK, who? I have no clue what game you're pulling from now. Send me a PM about 1) who they are ancd 2) why they wound up being the armory assistants in a monkey village. Meantime...Ragnorak swung into the armory and pulled a couple spears that were hanging on the wall. The tree swung open and he went inside. There was heard the clatter and crash of metal. "OK, who moved the Armor of the Cloud Dragon?! Damn it, now I need a light..." he came back out grumbling to himself about new help and how nothing was ever where he left it. He grabbed a lantern and lit it, disappearing once again into the tree.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

GrimmJow walked around and tryed to talk to someone "Umm..." He was cut off "You need the Blue key".....He stared blankly at the man "Wh..." He was interrupted again "You need the blue key"

Spoiler: Something from an old old game

I dont remember what it was but before entering a cave and when i talked to someone i barely said anything and he would cut me off with that

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Grimm and Wod

I'm assuming Grimm is with us so I'll follow his story. Also Wod I have no real identy for the girl becuase I was just using her to add to the setting.

Maddawg took out his new dual chainsaw blades and cut down the door. Everyone walked in and explored there new lair.Maddawg walked through the halls of the lair and saw that it had a furturistic design. While the rest of the group explored the lobby Maddawg walked ahead and found a computer. It had a document on it that said Captain's log.

"Captain's log April 19th 2210. We travled what appeared to be a time warp and found ourselves in the early 21st century. The crew began to annoy me so I gave them all red shirts and sent them to find supplies. With no one running the ship I crashed into this Jrpg Island. I guess this is how it ends. 20 years. We had a good run just hate to see it end. Captain Kirk of the Enterprise."

 

[world_of_dragons]

Spoiler: maddawg

Actually, I'm not making Hazuki that girl they run into, I had her and Hatsumi appear in the rp before as you may recall.

Eventually Hatsumi's insistent tugging had brought Huey to the tavern where the others drank to their heart's content.

"Hey, kid, you get a new sword?"

"Who are you?" Huey replied.

"Oh screw you then!" Shouted the bar patron.

"'Huey *hic* com has a drank wit' me*hic*" Ram slurred after his, what 10th beer?

"Uh, no thanks...." Huey sighed

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg ordered everyone into the control room. "Alright if you haven't realized it yet we are on the enterprise. The star of a galatic fleet. Now I will be taking the place of captain so we need to figure out positions for the rest of you." Immeaditly Mk flashed a vulcan sign. "Mk is second in command and my chief advisor." "WHAT! Why Mk? His solution to everything is to run away and smoke catnip." Said an outraged Sho. "Yeah but look what he can do with his hands. And for that outburst your now chief engineer." "What that is an outrage. Aye have ye know that aye be twice as smart as Mk. Wait why did aye just pick up an accent from the homeland." Said Sho. "Who cares go get this thing running." Sho ran off to the enginge to start the ship. "Grimm you can be.....Sulu." "........." said/brooded Grimm.



The ship was up and running in about an hour and the enterprise flew over the island. "Okay go left. GO LEFT! WATCH OUT FOR THE TRER!" "Mk your only suppose to be advising my moves with alien races not for my flying." Said Maddawg. Soon they flew over a tavern and Sho came in over the comm-link. "Capy we got a problem...I'm sober." "........NO DRINKING ON THE JOB FIRE THE PHOTONS!" and the ship opened fire on the tavern blowing it to pieces and sending all the patrons flyiing.

 

[ajb924]

Only seconds before the villians blew the shit out of it, Kidd, Liz, and Patty had entered he tavern. As Kidd saw the photons he sighed and said "Well, my timing was horrible..."

MEANWHILE on the Enterprise...
"Capy, we gots another problem *hic*" Sho said drunkinly
"Dammit sho i told you no drinking!" Maddawg said
"Well fuck you then!" Sho said slurring "I figured i'd tell you the ship is low on gas!"
"What!? I think i missed the episode of star trek where kirk had to stop at a 7-11!" MK said irritated
"Think about it..." Grimm said "If they had a ship with fuel why not just fly off!?"
"Ok whatever..." Maddawg mumbled "Where can we get fuel in a jrpg?"

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm stared then he got an idea "Ask people for a quest" He grumbled "Its more than Obvious" He laughed "Damn am i getting bored.....Soooo anyone doing anything......"He said.

Spoiler: Im a horrible poster i admit it

Lol i just suck

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"That's not a bad idea. Scott-I mean Sho land the ship in the nearest city which was correctly titled but horribly misspelled Jrpg (Jesus roleplaying game.)where everyone could only play one class...messiah. The group walked into the town square where they saw a man with a giant exclamation cross over his head.

"Greetings travelers." Said The Endisnear2012. "Would you like to do a quest for the son of God/Yahweh/Allah/Flying Speagethi Monster. All I ask is that you wash my two feet and I will supply you with what you need." "Alright sounds easy enough" Said Mk before looking down and seeing only one foot on man. "Oh....." "Aye say we just take the fuel from this religous Mumooareprrg (MMORPG) *hic*. "My child you should not be tempted by the devil's necter. Here let me rid you of this sinful bevrage." With that Endisnear2012 grabbed the alcohol and threw it to floor breaking it in pieces. "OI! THAT WAS ME WHISKY." With that Sho let out a large sonic blast at the player who was immeaditly cut in half. "The down side to this game is everytime you die you have to wait three days before coming back to life." Said Grimm. The body of the player began glowing and Maddawg crouched next to it and found fuel for the ship.

"Alright were done here. Let's get out of this weird game."

Spoiler: Sorry.

Ok well this post could be considered racy but hey I wanted to spice things up a bit. So I just wanted to say sorry if you found this offensive.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Barkeepsh. BARKEEPsh! Another Dandelion Root Beer, pleash." Ram slurred, horns rested on the bar's counter.
"Sorry Ram, but the barkeep isn't around." Huey said, picking himself off the ground.
"Ohh? Ohh, so where ish the bashtard den? I only had mah firsht doshen drinksh!"
"Well, my guess he's still back at the bar. Or, at least his ashes are."
Ram bemusedly looked around, blinking as though it may make him sober enough. The bar and some of the floor appeared to be in the middle of a forested area. Small animals scuttled across the tile floor, while a small cockatoo examined the few intact bottles still on in the bar.
"...bloody hell, how long wash I drinken?" Ram mumbled. "Damn forest came and retook the damn shity."
Ram tried to get himself off the bar stool, shaking as he did so.

"Actually, I think we were merely blown away by that photon torpedo. We now need to figure out where it came from, and*THUNK* now I need to carry your drunken, passed-out hindquarters."
Huey shook his head in disgust, but took the poor goat and threw him over his shoulder.
"Say, where's your girlfriend gone off to, anyway?"

A FEW MILES AWAY:

The still body of Samii the Cow lay in the middle of a clearing. Only the occasional kick from her leg gave any sign of life, and all was quiet in the forest, except for the occasional passing gas.
In the nearby underbrush, a creature watched the still bovine with interest.

Spoiler: Maddawg

Flying Spaghetti Meatball! Nice one. And compared to some of the stuff on this rp, that is nothing. Btw, can we keep Samii around still? Let's do with her like we do with Splazor Cat: All there cept for the creator.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak was in the armory when he heard the crash of the tavern exploding. He and Hatsuki looked at each other with comical alarm and ran outside in comical tandem. Ragnorak, upon seeing the damage, well..."*facepalm* Uncle Lowitz, I told you that Hot Pepper Whiskey was too volatile."

Um, sir, I believe that it was that giant floating disk that did that. signed Hatsumi.

"Well, that's a possibility too, I suppose. Whatever, lets finish that sword for the kid. Somethin' tells me we're gonna need him at full power." Ragnorak hurried back into the smithy to finish Huey's sword and side arms as the U.S.S. Enterprise drifted away into an asteroid field, never to be seen again. As it disappeared, a shooting star appeared, almost seeming to blossom from the side of the ship, and landed on another continent, causing economic collapse and conspiracy theories that nearly wrecked the country in which it landed. One interesting development was the quick rise to power of a new, charismatic leader whose name I am sure we all can guess, backed by his henchmen and co-villains, whose names we also can probably guess.

*One explosion away...*

Huey was dragging Ram through the forest when they happened upon Hazuki building a fire for the night. The three (well, two. Ram, being completely inebriated and asleep, had zero say in the matter.) decided to follow Hatsumi back to the monkey village.

It's way was secret and hidden, just as the village itself was. There were many perils to the small party, though Ram managed to drunkenly headbutt his way through most of them. On the second night they ran into Kidd (literally) and helped him out of a bind with a python. They even happened upon Samii in their travels, and she joined them.

Eventually they reached the monkey village. Hazuki ran to the smithy to make sure her adoptive sister was alright and the rest gathered in the newly rebuilt tavern. Soon, Ragnorak strode in, still in his smithing apron, and handed Huey a set of the finest crafted samurai weapons. "I swear, kid, if you lose these, you will feel the flat of my paw. Upside your head. These things took three days to make. I'm grabbing a drink and going to change. Samii, get your boyfriend cleaned up. We're out of here in three hours. Leaving for the Americas. Word is that someone we all wish we could forget hs risen to power over there."

"George W. Bush??! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" said Splazor as he appeared from behind the bar.

"No, not George W. Bush. Maddawg, you forgetful feline. I told you this two days ago!"

"Well pardon me. I've been drunk since then."

"Hey, sho *hic* have I!" slurred Ram.

Ragnorak disappeared for a few minutes and reappeared dressed once again in his ninja finery. He pulled up a stool and drank a Banana-Nut Sherry or five, and the party left the tavern drunkenly and got in an airship...that Ram promptly crashed into the Alps. From there, they caught a ride with Indiana Jones on the recommendation of (once again Samurai)Huey, the least drunk of the group. They all slept off some terrible hangovers on the flight back to...wherever the hell Indy teaches.
<spoiler=OOC>I HATE NAMES!!!!!!! Seriously, could that author have picked any more similar names? I keep forgetting which one is which!

 

[world_of_dragons]

During the ride.

"You won't be able to transform into that samurai form with this sword, but with it's abilities you should be able to make use of your old abilities" Hazuki explained with a bag of ice on her head that Hatsumi provided.

-The swords, Kagekiri were forged using pieces of the moon itself. With these your strikes will carry the power of the shadows. Meanwhile the scabbards are carved from the Chinendo Kaede and Sakura respectively, giving the speed and power your old sword used to give you- Hatsumi signs

Spoiler: The Kagekiri

Huey then pulled out his side arms, a pair of nunchaku.

-These nunchaku are made from the very bones of Bruce Lee himself.-

"You disturbed the remains of Bruce Lee?!" Huey sputtered.

-Just kidding, their not made from Bruce Lee, but they are made the bones of a dragon. It lacks special abilities, but they're very powerful and can do considerable damage on their own.-Hatsumi happily signs

Spoiler: The Nunchaku

Spoiler: Also

Whoever can translate the Japanese bits in Hatsumi's explanation gets a cookie

 

[Ramthundar]

"Sweet! New York!" Ram cheered, now having most of the alcohol escaped in various ways.
"So, how are we supposed to find Maddawg and his cohorts?" Splazor Cat asked.
Suddenly, a large, burning car raced past the heroes.
"Holy Shit!" Ram cried. "Splazor Cat used an intelligent word!"

"Perhaps we can see where that flaming car came from?" Huey suggested.
"Huey! Just because a car may be pink and have a few suggestive bumper stickers does not mean we can go and calling it gay!" Ram scolded.
"...Just follow me." he grumbled, heading up the street.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Kagekiri == Something like "Shadowswords" (kage=shadow, kiri (corruption of kirikizu)=cut or kiri (corruption of kiriai)=crossing swords)
Sakura is cherry blossom
Kaede is maple (tree)
Chinendo...I got nothing.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Spoiler: Ragnorak

Kagekiri= literally "Shadow cut/slash"
Chenendo= literally "thousand year"

But not bad so, tosses a cookie

From the tracks left by the flaming car, Huey managed to follow it to an abandoned garrage where they found a topless man with various tattoos carrying a bottle of some kind of booze and a lighter. His gaze turned to the heroes and he give them a nod then downs some of the booze... Then spits it into the lighter, shooting a jet of flames of the heroes.

"Shit!" Kid yells as he ducks behind... Something.

"Ahahaaaa... Here's to ya!" The drunk shouts as he drinks and spits more fire

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hey! Your wasting perfectly good booze their!" Ram cried, and sent a wave of elemental water at the drunk, putting out his flames. When he turned to run, Ram came from behind and rammed him *badimagebadimageAHHH*.
"Now who the hell are you?" Ram demanded, getting on top of the knocked over man *AHH!*
"hm..." Samii thought, eyeing Ram's odd movements.