The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"Well, that was rude and disguisting." Ram said. "So, who want's to go kick some Demon butt?!" he cried, starting towards the tower with the epic battle on top.
"Shouldn't we try to save the population of this city first?" Huey asked.
"Oh, Huey, Huey, Huey. You gotta look at the big picture here. Why would we waste our time battling some minor demon's when their's some major Devils only a few feet away?"
"...to save countless lives and innocents?"
"Bah! And I don't mean that as a goat. We go for all or nothing! ALWAYS!" Ram cried, rushing into through the front doors of the building that had the epic battle.
"You know, he used to have much better war cries then that." Ragnorak sighed, shaking his head.

 

[world_of_dragons]

"....."

-Why don't we split up then?-Hatsumi signs.-Huey, Hazuki-chan and I can help the people in the town, while the rest of you deal with the demon atop that tower?-

"Hm... I dunno, you think you can protect an entire city with just the three of you?" Logician asks.

"Actually, the two sisters can handle it. They don't look it, but they're really good at what they do, especially the mute." Ragnorak chimes in.

"Besides, I need to take Huey to a more isolated environment to taste the weapons Ragnorak-sama and I forged him." Hazuki explains as she drew her own weapon.

The two groups then departed, Ram's group heading to the tower while Huey's into the midst of the chaos.

Spoiler: Quick note

As Hazuki explained, I wanted to take Huey into a more controlled environment so I can give a demo for his new weapons, as well as demonstrate Hazuki & Hatsumi's powers. Once we're done on both ends we can regroup, obviously

 

[ajb924]

Before the heroes made it to the door a group of Reavers got in there way
"What the hell Maddawg!?" Ram cried
"So zetta slow! You think we'd let you take out the king demon before we get ultimate power!?" Sho said laughingly

 

[Ramthundar]

"Yes!"
"..."
"What? Can't a goat have some optimism!"
"No, but you can have...DEATH!" Sho cried, sending a Reaver at Ram.
"Death? I just met him. Seemed like aAHHH!" Ram hit directly with the Reaver, taking him high into the air.
"NOOO! I'm afraid of hights!"
"But I thought you were a mountain goat?" Sho shouted to the rising goat.
"That's not hights! That's places with greath depths! AHHH!"
The Reaver rose high into the air, going next to the Epic Battle.
"Hey, Dante, how's it hanging? Who's the guy your fighting with?"

 

[RagnorakTres]

"That'd be my twin brother, Vergil. Say hi, Vergil"

"Hi. Where were we, brother?"

"Right about HERE!" Dante leaped at his brother, who quickly brought his sword, Yamato, up to defend. The Reaver dropped Ram on the edge of the Peak of Darkness, where he got to witness the most epic fight ever witnessed by anyone.
Meanwhile, back on the ground
"Hm. Well, I'm sure Ram'll be OK, let's get back to these other two Reavers." Ragnorak said, right before he yawned. "Y'all go on ahead, I believe I can handle this myself."

"You sure, dude? You've never had to take on a pair of Reavers before." said the Logician concernedly.

"Don't worry about it, I've been dying to test out this new sword I found in the family armory. The label was "Arashi no Tsukai" and I've never even heard of it before, so I'm seriously interested." Ragnorak said, pulling the bandaged sword from his back. "If I'm correct, it might even be the sword of the legendary samurai Harusame. I certainly hope so, we've been looking for it for a while."

"Alright, if you're sure. We'll just kind of...hide...under this collapsed building over here...is anyone else seeing this?" Logician said, referring to Ragnorak's hair standing straight up as though it had been caught in an electrical storm.

"Yep. I'm gonna bet that's not a good sign. Let's go get under that conveniently stable collapsed building." said Splazor. The entire party scrambled to get under cover as wind lashed out in a tornadic fashion from the monkey.

"What a party. Hope there's enough." said Ragnorak with a grin.

EPIC BATTLE SEQUENCE...ENGAGE
The Reavers, too stupid to be afraid, charged directly at Ragnorak, who had yet to unwrap Arashi no Tsukai from it's travel bandaging. He drew the still bandaged sword across the Reavers' path and there was a roar as wind traveled from the blade and picked the Reavers up. They hung in the air for several seconds as Rag unwrapped the tip of the blade. "Looks like this is all I'm gonna need. Feel the wrath of the storm!"

The tip of the gigantic cleaver-like sword glowed white for a moment. Suddenly, lightning flashed out from it, striking the two Reavers directly.

The battlefield was calm for a short time, the ground making little clinking noises as it cooled. The Reavers looked at each other for a moment, then turned back to Ragnorak, ready to charge again.

Suddenly, they lit up from within, as though Times Square had suddenly relocated all of it's neon to their lower gastro-intestinal tract. All of the parties watched the glow rise through the Reavers' bodies. When it reached the heads, electricity poured out of their mouths and eyes and they screamed in eerie concert.

Then they went "KABLOOIE," so to speak. It was really more a "BZZZTTTTT-splork" sound, but "KABLOOIE" is probably more recognizable as an explosion. Ragnorak turned to the building where the rest of the group was hiding with a dreamy look on his face. "Well, that was fun. I'ma go schleepy now...zzzzz." Ragnorak hit the ground, laying on top of his ginormous sword as the rest of the party rushed to check on him.

 

[000Ronald]

Hey, Ron, I figured out why you can't use your Logic Powers.

"Oh, hey awesome. What can I do about it?"

Take off your cloak.

"...I completely forgot that it dampens my powers."

It's what I'm here for.

"And with it off, I can conjure the powers from The Nexus!"

You mean the armor and the sword?

"Yeah, that."

...so what are you waiting for? Get it out.

"Oh, yeah."

And so The Logician threw off his cloak, revealing shining golden armor, and a longsword by his side. "Who wants to take me on now, bitches!"

Dante. Have you ever heared of Devil May Cry?

The Logician sighed. "I know. I know."

 

[Ramthundar]

"This is the most awesome fight ever!" Ram said while watching the dueling brothers, eating some popcorn and holding a Supa-Slurp.
"I which the others could get their butts moving so they could see this!" Ram pointedly said to the ground below.

 

[000Ronald]

Message from Ramthundar;

HEY EVERYONE! Get up here, you're missing an awesome fight! Seriously, it's one of the most awesome fights I've ever seen!

"WHAT IS THAT NOISE!" Beowulf screamed as he charged at The Logician. "TELL ME NOW!"

The Logician sighed, then lept in the air, hurling The Twilight Blade like a spear and impaling Beowolf in the face. "Goddamn it. Dante and Virgil are kicking each other's asses, and I can only sit here and fight this...winged...demon...thing..."

This is going to take awhile, isn't it?

The Logician sighed as Beowulf ripped The Twilight Blade from his face. "Ah...yeah, I think so. Send everyone a message, would you?"

On it.

"YOU WILL NOT LEAVE HERE ALIVE!" Beowulf roared.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Meanwhile.

While Sho and Ragnrok dueled it out down below,Maddawg,Mk,and Grimm climbed the tower to find the secret power that was causing this. "You think Sho can handle himself down there? I mean that monkey and Logican are pretty overpowered." Said Mk. "Relax if he dies then I won't have to pay him." "But you don't pay us at all?" "No I don't pay traitors who ran away to the other side.There for only Grimm will be payed which by now the money will proably go to finding the cure for cancer as he will by no doubt have contracted a brain tumor by now."

The Villans finnaly made it to the top were the burst through the door just in time to see the fight between Dante and Virgil. As the two clashed swords Maddawg spied Ram eating popcorn and drinking from a soda. Since he was evil he just couldn't resit and kicked the poor goat off the edge. "Now that wasen't very nice. You killed the whole mood of the fight now I'll need to go down there and straighten you out Maddawg." said a mysterious voice. "No it can't be." Said Maddawg in awe. A large lighting bolt came down quickly turning Dante and Virgil into dust and out of the smoke came John Lennon and George Harrison.

 

[Ramthundar]

Damn, double post. Disregard.

 

[Ramthundar]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh[sub]hhhhh![/sub]"...*THUNK*
"Rammy! NOOO!" cried Samii as she ran towards the pile of rubble.
"[sub]Samii, is that you?[/sub]" came the soft murmur.
"Yes, sweetie, it's me." Samii said, tears in her eyes.
"[sub]Samii, please, do something for me...[/sub]"
"Oh, god, yes, anything!"
"[sub]Pull me the hell out of here![/sub]"
Confused, Samii looked around to see Ram's body sticking feet up, head fully submerged into the ground.
"...oh, sorry. Just one second." Samii gripped Ram's hove, pulling him from the ground.
"Phew! Thank goodness I landed on my head!" Ram exclaimed while shaking dirt of his horns.

"YOU WILL NOT LEAVE HERE ALIVE!" Beowulf roared.

"Oh, shut up, you overgrown rat." shouted Ram. "Get back to your cave where you belong."

Screaming rage, Beowulf charged Ram, arms swinging.

"Sorry ugly, but I've got bigger mutants to zap. THOR'S CLAP!"

Ram quickly jumped over the lightly crisp corpse, making his way up the stairs.

Spoiler: btw

I have now officially made a Help Wanted Thread to find some animators to make the Avatar Adventure Cartoon! Tell your friends and enemies!
Here's a link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.122388.2460444]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

A large battle was raging above. John Lennon and Maddawg were dueling to the death. John was using his Rythm guitar and Maddawg his dual Chainsaw blades. Geore Harrison was currently dealing with Grimm and Mk who could not penetrate the power behind his Sitar.Maddawg managed to trip John and was going in for the kill when suddenly a large snare drum came out of nowhere. It sent Maddawg flying and he nearly fell off the ledge. He looked up and saw Ringo and Paul. "Where the hell did you two come from?" "Paul's got angel wings he carried us up here.Now then shall we kick your ass Beatles style." With that the four combined and formed the Silver Beatle. A giant insect with giant wings. It could lift 1000x it's own weight and crush all of its opponets beneath it's feet."I'm gone for a couple posts and you guys start a huge boss fight with a rock'n roll band."said Sho who had just appeared on the Hydra Reaver.

Spoiler: Well

This thing would make a better comic over a cartoon. For one Comics take less time and can be streched out farther.

 

[Emperorpeng]

The Emperor Penguin has suddenly appeared in this strange, strange dimension.

"Demons and rock musicians fighting to the death, AND a talking goat?" he says.

"RAM!" Ram corrects.

"Whatever, I guess interdimensional travel is a bit more unpredictable than I thought." By a stroke of misfortune, it would seem that the Emperor is stuck in this place for the moment. "May as well cause some havoc while I'm here." he mutters to himself while placing and explosive device on Sho, who's attention is diverted at the moment.

 

[Ramthundar]

After climbing to the top, Ram spied the Emperor Penguin. "Say, do you go 'Dood' little fella?" Ram asked the odd litle penguin.

It only glared at him, and slapped an expolsive device on his horns.

"You could of just said no..." Ram grumbled. He scrapped it of and threw it next to Maddawg.

"Well, this should be fun." Ram commented, and went back to his popcorn and Supa Slurp.

Spoiler: AA Webcomic or Cartoon?

That's what I'm trying to decide. Click here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.122388.2460444] to decide your vote and give you support!

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty was shooting at the Beetle with his Kitty Rifle. He emptied a full clip intot he beast but to no prevail.

"Damn! Catana! Call in an airstrike!"

"Yes sir!"

A wave of rockets came raining down atop the Beetle, it went on for about ten seconds and dust was flying through the air.

"Haha! Take that ya limey!"

ut the Beetles arose from the ground, Paul stood with his hands on his hips,

"Beetles assemble!" he yelled in his stereotypical beetles voice, "Yellow Submarine!!"

A mighty yellow submarine formed and the sky turned multi coloured. The sub began floating around shooting rainbows of death!

 

[ajb924]

Master Kitty was shooting at the Beetle with his Kitty Rifle. He emptied a full clip intot he beast but to no prevail.

"Damn! Catana! Call in an airstrike!"

"Yes sir!"

A wave of rockets came raining down atop the Beetle, it went on for about ten seconds and dust was flying through the air.

"Haha! Take that ya limey!"

ut the Beetles arose from the ground, Paul stood with his hands on his hips,

"Beetles assemble!" he yelled in his stereotypical beetles voice, "Yellow Submarine!!"

A mighty yellow submarine formed and the sky turned multi coloured. The sub began floating around shooting rainbows of death!

Spoiler: You win

You win for life.

"Only one thing can stop the yellow submarine!" Sho cried as he summoned Ozzy Osborne who proceeded to play Crazy Train. Which indeed summoned the Crazy Train! And the two machines were on a collision course!

 

[Ramthundar]

"Holy Shamoly!" cried Ram, "This is certainly going to be an epic finish!"

Suddenly, the explosive devices on Sho and near Maddawg had a red light begin to blink rapidly.
Still feeling some slight pity for his former friend, Ram cried out to him. "Sho! You got a bomb on your back!"

Sho turned in confusion. "What?" he shouted, barely audible over the awesome tunes produced by the two mega bands above them.
"I said their is a bomb on your back!"
"What? Your in the land of the black?"
"NO! You have a BOMB on your BACK!"
"What? There's some lamb with a great rack?"
"Really? Wher-NO! THERE'S A BOMB ON YOU BACK!"
"...Ok, it was one time, and he said it would be a good time, and-BOOM!"
"NOOO!" Ram cried, as the force of the bombs threw him back.
The blast knocked the villains away, and disrupted the course of the flying styling vehicles in the sky.
The Crazy Train veered of, landing in a nearby mental ward. Current news have revealed the Train is recovering, though it has the occasional relapse whenever sailors are nearby.*
The Yellow Submarine was launched towards the sea. Later reports tell of a pirate ship that were subdued by "crazy colors and a rocking tune that just won't stop."

"[sub]HMMPH![/sub] Ram cried, head stuck back in the ground.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty jumped and punched the air,

"Fuck ya!! That was awesome!!"

He walked over to Ram and pulled him out of the ground,

"There ya go buddy, can't leave an old friend stuck like that now can I?"

"Thanks Master Kitty! You are the greatest cat evar!!!!!!"

"No problem, now, where was I? Oh ya!"

Master Kitty ran over to The Logican, he swiped Jerry from him and placed a USB drive in it,

"Muhaha! Say goodbye to your computer, for I have planted a super virus!!"

Oh no! Please don't do that to [sup]meeeeee-[/sup]

Master Kitty began running away, he called in a Pelican and placed Jerry inside.

"Say goodbye to Jerry!!!"

He entered the cockpit and the Pelican flew away, the incapacitated Jerry inside.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ughh where are we?" Asked Sho who was with Maddawg on a large Highway. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJc4dzZ3IA] Before they had timed to figure that out though a large bat like creature came down with a red horned man on it. "Well if it isn't Maddawg. I've been trying to get you down here for a long time." Said the man. "Well you could have just asked I would have loved to come down here for a visit."Said Maddawg. "You have no idea where you are do you? Your in Hell boy and your mine now. Unless you can beat me in a Fiddle contest. Although you should no the consequnces. If you lose you'll both be forced to spend the rest of enternity on the small world ride in disney land." "And If I win?" "I let you both go. We each play one song on this golden fiddle." "I accept your challenge Devil." Said Maddawg." "Are you sure about this Maddawg?" "Hey I played Drums in Highschool can't be that big a diffrence." "I'll go first. The Devil picked up the fiddle with ease and began playing the Devil went down to Georgia by the Charles Daniels Band. When he finished a large desk with the American Idol judges on it appeared. They each gave him copliments and passed him. "Now it is you turn." Said the Devil pointing at Maddawg. "Alright here goes." Maddawg picks up the Fiddle. "I'll start off with a Drum Solo." And with that Maddawg smacked the devil with the Golden Fiddle. With the Devil out cold Maddawg and Sho ran for the the devils ride and flew threw the Earth's Mesosphere with it.


Mk and Grimm were flying throught the air when they looked down and saw a Bat outta Hell come bursting through the Earth's Crust.

Spoiler: deserts here.

cookie for anyone who can figure out where I got the idea to do that with the Devil.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Cookies!

It's from Futurama, right?

Oh, and 1000 post. Yay for Us! Now get back to work!