The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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NOMNOMNOM. Ok, now for some serious writing.
"NOOO!" Logician cried, throwing his arms out in a dramatic pose.
"Dude, relax. It's just a computer. And a bastard of one at that." Splazor Cat purred, cleaning himself off the debris that cluttered his fur.
"Shut up furball! He was my bastard! My computer! My...friend." A small tear formed on the corner of his eyes. "He may have been an inconsiderate, blackmailing, ass of a program but that doesn't mean I still don't care about him!"
"Yeah, that's might be why you care. Or it could be because he has all your porn."
"...."
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
"Alright people, enough talk. We need to find Master Kitty and get Jerry back." Ram said. "In case you didn't know, the Logician get's a lot of his powers from him, and I don't want a weak member tagging along in our team." Ram threw the last comment in Splazor Cat's direction.
"Hey Splazor, go look for Huey. He should be around here saving some folks. We're going to try to find some transportation."
"That took 'blowing people to hell' quite literally, but it was satisfying nonetheless! If you liked THOSE fireworks, just wait until the fourth..." The Emperor Penguin said to no one in particular.
And yet, the dear Penguin remained largely unaware of where he stood on this crazy thread-er-world...yes, world. He assumed Master Kitty was the enemy of these assorted talking animals, sentient computers and superheros, but this didn't help. Why were they fighting in the first place? It finally occurs to him to ask, so he finds the goat that slighted him earlier.
"What's with the epic battle, goat?" he asks.
"I'm a RAM, prinny," Ram replies, but on seeing that the Penguin has another explosive, he decides to cooperate.
And yet, the dear Penguin remained largely unaware of where he stood on this crazy thread-er-world...yes, world. He assumed Master Kitty was the enemy of these assorted talking animals, sentient computers and superheros, but this didn't help. Why were they fighting in the first place? It finally occurs to him to ask, so he finds the goat that slighted him earlier.
"What's with the epic battle, goat?" he asks.
"I'm a RAM, prinny," Ram replies, but on seeing that the Penguin has another explosive, he decides to cooperate.
"Well, not to sure myself. It usually happens with our group. One minute were strolling along, trying to save the world, etc, next thing you know we're in the middle of some giganteum battle of the gods. It happens."
Ram gave a critical look at the small explosive prone creature. "And what of you, Prinny? Are you here to help my group of merry men in the quest to save the world!?"
[sub]"Why the hell do I need to look?! I don't want to waste my time finding the little brat!"
"Oh, shut it Splazor. It's not like your doing anything better here!"
"It's going to be like that, Ragnorak? PWAHHH!"[/sub]
"...Or, perhaps your plan is to join Maddawg and the villains to kill most of us." Ram said, lightly stepping away from a deflected splazor.
Ram gave a critical look at the small explosive prone creature. "And what of you, Prinny? Are you here to help my group of merry men in the quest to save the world!?"
[sub]"Why the hell do I need to look?! I don't want to waste my time finding the little brat!"
"Oh, shut it Splazor. It's not like your doing anything better here!"
"It's going to be like that, Ragnorak? PWAHHH!"[/sub]
"...Or, perhaps your plan is to join Maddawg and the villains to kill most of us." Ram said, lightly stepping away from a deflected splazor.
<spoiler=OOC>I forgot earlier, if anyone can translate "Arashi no Tsukai," they get a cookie.
"Fine, ya lazy kitten. I'll go find them. I don't return in five minutes, we've run into trouble." Ragnorak swung away into the city.
He found the three with relative ease (he is a ninja after all). He also saw the woman they were fighting. "Long, red hair, topless, black skirt, controls bats and lightning...It's my ex-wife! I mean Nevan. Nevan is what I meant!" He dropped in right in front of Huey, who was completely entranced by the woman. He also smacked him upside the head, Gibbs style. "Kid, you have a lot to learn. Trust me on this, she will suck your soul out your...ahem and then pickle and eat you."
"But...she's so pretty..."
"So is my ex-wife. Does that make her any less of a *****? No. No, it most definitely does not. C'mon, snap out of it. The girls are practically being tentacle raped and, while they might enjoy that kind of thing, I'm willing to lay odds they don't."
Huey slowly shook his head. When he looked up again, his eyes had the killing intent. <color=purple>"Ooooo! Is the little boy finally ready to play? C'mon, sugar, I've been waiting for this..."
"Fine, ya lazy kitten. I'll go find them. I don't return in five minutes, we've run into trouble." Ragnorak swung away into the city.
He found the three with relative ease (he is a ninja after all). He also saw the woman they were fighting. "Long, red hair, topless, black skirt, controls bats and lightning...It's my ex-wife! I mean Nevan. Nevan is what I meant!" He dropped in right in front of Huey, who was completely entranced by the woman. He also smacked him upside the head, Gibbs style. "Kid, you have a lot to learn. Trust me on this, she will suck your soul out your...ahem and then pickle and eat you."
"But...she's so pretty..."
"So is my ex-wife. Does that make her any less of a *****? No. No, it most definitely does not. C'mon, snap out of it. The girls are practically being tentacle raped and, while they might enjoy that kind of thing, I'm willing to lay odds they don't."
Huey slowly shook his head. When he looked up again, his eyes had the killing intent. <color=purple>"Ooooo! Is the little boy finally ready to play? C'mon, sugar, I've been waiting for this..."
The Emperor Penguin ponders the situation, Ram's words have given him pause. A vital question occurs to him.
"What or who are you saving this world from?"
"What or who are you saving this world from?"
"Maddawg and friends."
The Emperor Penguin gave him blank look, waiting for more.
"...to stop them from doing bad stuff? Like nukeing the world."
"Are they doing that now?"
"....Nooo, but they might!"
"Have they done that recently?"
"....Nooo, but they did kill Micky Mouse!"
"Oh, well, that certainly seems bad"
[sub]Technically, he helped us kill him and Micky was the embodiment of evil[/sub] but that is not the point! Maddawg is evil, we're good, we need to stop him, and that's that!"
The Emperor Penguin gave him blank look, waiting for more.
"...to stop them from doing bad stuff? Like nukeing the world."
"Are they doing that now?"
"....Nooo, but they might!"
"Have they done that recently?"
"....Nooo, but they did kill Micky Mouse!"
"Oh, well, that certainly seems bad"
[sub]Technically, he helped us kill him and Micky was the embodiment of evil[/sub] but that is not the point! Maddawg is evil, we're good, we need to stop him, and that's that!"
Back on the starship enterprise which is now park in Nexus so techniaclly back in Nexus and fuck that was a lot of words I don't get paid enough to narrate those words and I'm proably out of breath becuase of my smoking habit. (Paid for by Live above the influence. Like anybody actually reads this *Counts money* Suckers.)
"Alright so far every plan we try constantly backfires and I'm running low on pop culture stars we can make fun of." Said Maddawg to the others who were currently at there round table.....of evil. Grimm who was still sick from the radiation vomited on the table and then collapsed."Aww that was my good round table of evil." Maddawg clapped his hands and two boomers came in and took the table away and replaced it with a square one. Maddawg put his hand on the table and frowned. "It's just not the same." "Hey focus. Who could we possibly use to create a quest." Said Master Kitty who was taking apart jerry and fiddiling around with the mother board. "Hmmmm I got it we will take control of the ghost of the most powerful man in show buisness." "Billy Mays?" Questions Sho. "...Alright the seccond most powerful man in show buisness. Micheal Jackson."
"Alright so far every plan we try constantly backfires and I'm running low on pop culture stars we can make fun of." Said Maddawg to the others who were currently at there round table.....of evil. Grimm who was still sick from the radiation vomited on the table and then collapsed."Aww that was my good round table of evil." Maddawg clapped his hands and two boomers came in and took the table away and replaced it with a square one. Maddawg put his hand on the table and frowned. "It's just not the same." "Hey focus. Who could we possibly use to create a quest." Said Master Kitty who was taking apart jerry and fiddiling around with the mother board. "Hmmmm I got it we will take control of the ghost of the most powerful man in show buisness." "Billy Mays?" Questions Sho. "...Alright the seccond most powerful man in show buisness. Micheal Jackson."
Also Ram way to use the 1000 post.
Meanwhile
Huey just barely dodged a group of bats.
"To say the least, I'm not getting much out of this."
Huey scoffed and dashed forward, hand on his katana. Once close enough, Nevan's skirt shifted up and began to swipe at him like a scythe. Huey ducked under the first one and blocked the second while instantaneously performing an Iai draw, slashing her leg. Nevan stepped back and patted her leg.
"Ow..."
A black mass forms under her feet and moves toward Huey, shooting up in black spikes. Huey sidesteps the attack and dashes forward, slashing across Nevan's waist, then spun around while drawing the other sword and lands a strike down her stomach, opening Nevan to a flourish of blows until dashed past her and landed an X strike against her body. Nevan fell, but in a moment stood back.
"Oh yes, I like it rough"
Huey took stance again.
"Then I'll give you nothing but..."
Huey just barely dodged a group of bats.
"To say the least, I'm not getting much out of this."
Huey scoffed and dashed forward, hand on his katana. Once close enough, Nevan's skirt shifted up and began to swipe at him like a scythe. Huey ducked under the first one and blocked the second while instantaneously performing an Iai draw, slashing her leg. Nevan stepped back and patted her leg.
"Ow..."
A black mass forms under her feet and moves toward Huey, shooting up in black spikes. Huey sidesteps the attack and dashes forward, slashing across Nevan's waist, then spun around while drawing the other sword and lands a strike down her stomach, opening Nevan to a flourish of blows until dashed past her and landed an X strike against her body. Nevan fell, but in a moment stood back.
"Oh yes, I like it rough"
Huey took stance again.
"Then I'll give you nothing but..."
"Well, Ram, I think I'll remain neutral for the moment. But if ever you need high explosives, I won't be far," says the Emperor Penguin. He has other things on his mind, like finding his way back to the proper dimension.
"Ah! It's dark! And the Grue is coming for me!"
"Splazor Cat, will you stop smoking that cat nip!" Ram scolded, lifting the bag of the trippen cat's head. "It's been to long since Ragnorak left. We need to go find him."
"But, but, the Grue!"
"Screw the Grue! We need to get going!"
20 minutes of Drug Induced Searching:
"Then I'll give you nothing but..."
"There they are! Their fighting some kind of....Damnn!" Ram ogled the fine piece of woman.
"Why hello suga, didn't see you come in. What's a fine stallion like yourself doing round these parts?"
Samii stepped in front of the stunned goat, glaring at the voluptuous villain.
"Whoo their, this ones mine. Don't be stepping where your not welcome."
"Looks like he wants to welcome me just fine, cow. Now if you'll excus-
"What did you just call me?" Samii asked, words barely escaping her clenched teeth.
"I said, get your fat ass out of the way, c-
"COWAKAZI!"
Samii was lifted into the air, and smashed, hind-quarters first, onto Nevan's head.
"Holly Co-crap! How the hell did you jump that high?" Huey asked. Suddenly, his nose wrinkled and his hair began to fizzle out of it's Afro shape.
"Oh," he said while his face began to turn a green color, "gas propulsion."
"Splazor Cat, will you stop smoking that cat nip!" Ram scolded, lifting the bag of the trippen cat's head. "It's been to long since Ragnorak left. We need to go find him."
"But, but, the Grue!"
"Screw the Grue! We need to get going!"
20 minutes of Drug Induced Searching:
"Then I'll give you nothing but..."
"There they are! Their fighting some kind of....Damnn!" Ram ogled the fine piece of woman.
"Why hello suga, didn't see you come in. What's a fine stallion like yourself doing round these parts?"
Samii stepped in front of the stunned goat, glaring at the voluptuous villain.
"Whoo their, this ones mine. Don't be stepping where your not welcome."
"Looks like he wants to welcome me just fine, cow. Now if you'll excus-
"What did you just call me?" Samii asked, words barely escaping her clenched teeth.
"I said, get your fat ass out of the way, c-
"COWAKAZI!"
Samii was lifted into the air, and smashed, hind-quarters first, onto Nevan's head.
"Holly Co-crap! How the hell did you jump that high?" Huey asked. Suddenly, his nose wrinkled and his hair began to fizzle out of it's Afro shape.
"Oh," he said while his face began to turn a green color, "gas propulsion."
"Hmmm bringing Michal Jackson back from the dead? What would be the point!?" Sho questioned
The group sat around without an answer before MK said "Hey, we could get him to lead us to his buried treasure on Neverland ranch!"
"Good idea!" Maddawg replied "Now we just need a way to bring him back..."
The group sat around without an answer before MK said "Hey, we could get him to lead us to his buried treasure on Neverland ranch!"
"Good idea!" Maddawg replied "Now we just need a way to bring him back..."
Nevan stood up and dusted herself off.
"Not bad for a smelly animal... But try THIS!
A swarm of bats appear over Sami and rain down lightning. However, the bolts never strike the cow and are instead absorbed into the blade of a glowing katana.
Hazuki stepped forward, her sword now crackling with electricity
"Mudana..." She uttered then turned to the others. "Stand back, I'll hand this..."
The other guys took a seat on a couch with snacks and drinks ready-except for Huey who just sat on his knees Japanese-style. Nevan cocked an eye at the sword-wielding girl.
"You want to take me on, little lady? Hm, why not. I like a little 'girl-on-girl' every now and then"
"Not bad for a smelly animal... But try THIS!
A swarm of bats appear over Sami and rain down lightning. However, the bolts never strike the cow and are instead absorbed into the blade of a glowing katana.
Hazuki stepped forward, her sword now crackling with electricity
"Mudana..." She uttered then turned to the others. "Stand back, I'll hand this..."
The other guys took a seat on a couch with snacks and drinks ready-except for Huey who just sat on his knees Japanese-style. Nevan cocked an eye at the sword-wielding girl.
"You want to take me on, little lady? Hm, why not. I like a little 'girl-on-girl' every now and then"
"Alright show how are we gonna summon Micheal Jackson so we can steal his powers?" asked Maddawg. "Well we should take what he always loved." suggested Grimm. "So what his Kids,His mom,His brothers,his secret girlfriend?" "No you idiot I mean his ranch. I say we burn it to the ground and anger his spirit." "Well I always wanted to set fire to a millon dollar estate."
"Wooo! Girl on Girl! Yeah!" Ram cheered, stuffing some popcorn in his much.
*SMACK*"Sorry dear."
*SMACK*"Sorry dear."
First, cause I wanted to bump it.
Second, we have a taker for the AA webcomic! A very pleasent man with some good drawing skills. http://aikokutora.deviantart.com/gallery/
Dear god, AA might become a reality. And then it will spread as people begin to love it!
And then....WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!! MUAHAHAHAH! But only if we're having fun while doing it
Second, we have a taker for the AA webcomic! A very pleasent man with some good drawing skills. http://aikokutora.deviantart.com/gallery/
Dear god, AA might become a reality. And then it will spread as people begin to love it!
And then....WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!! MUAHAHAHAH! But only if we're having fun while doing it
Sounds good guys. Also, I'll wait for a couple more posts from the heroes before I commence the fight between Hazuki and Nevan