"Actually, here's a plan! I just remembered, I got Helena repaired while you all were trekking thr...I mean, when we didn't know where you were...yeah, we weren't laughing at your escapades at all...don't hit me..."
This scene has been edited by Morgan Freeman for extreme violence against monkeys. Please enjoy this pleasant field meantime. *Sounds of pummeling and lazors in background*
*Several hours later, at the local hospital*
"Anyway, as I was saying, Helena should be airdropped to me, oh, right about now." A white cube fell through the roof of the hospital and landed in Ragnorak's outstretched paw. Turquoise tracers lit up on it and a feminine voice was heard...
<color=turquoise>...oh snugglemuffins, I didn't know you liked it like...
All of the heroes looked at the box in consternation. "Ummm...Helena...This is really awkward, do you mind maintaining that convo as a silent sub-routine?" said Ragnorak eventually.
<color=turquoise>GAH! Ummm...errrr...That never happened, alright?
"No, I'm fairly sure this image is burned into my mind permanently. Pardon me, I have to go to the restroom." Huey left the room and sounds of wretching and hacking were heard from the other room. Kidd, on the other hand, looked bored.
"Umm...most people find this rather disturbing the first time they hear that...what the hell are you?" said Splazor. "I mean, the rest of us have heard this before, but..."
"Dude, I grew up in a place where weapons have spirits and have special abilities based on their level of connectedness with their partners. Any idea what kind of sexual tension goes on in that situation? This is nothin'."
"Oookaaay then...anyway, Helena, we were wondering if you could find the villains' lair for us. It's Maddawg, so, y'know..."
<color=turquoise>Yeah, yeah, Locust lifeforms and abnormal heat sigs, I know, I know...Got something in southern Oklahoma, satellite imaging suggests recent digging and heat sensors show several forms, large and small, moving. We got a truck moving out of a church compound at about six-o'-clock each day...no I lie, that's a cult hostage situation, nothing to do with us. Getting some pretty big news coverage though. Huh, there are people who believe that Rick Astley is the Second Coming? Wonder what that makes "Never Gonna Give You Up" and being Rickroll'd.
"Okay then, we got a place, we got some weapons, let's do this thing." said Ragnorak.
"Wait, why are we doing this again? Maddawg and his crew haven't even done anything yet." said Huey, just returning from the bathroom.
"He's the bad guy, he doesn't need to do anything for the heroes to go after him! Jeez, kid, you got some stuff to learn." said Ram.
<color=turquoise>Actually, guys, the kid may be onto something there. Maddawg hasn't done anything. On the other hand, I'm picking up some unclassifiable radiation off the East Coast. Either Atlantis is rising, or some crazy deus ex machina shit's about to hit the plot fan. Since y'all sent R'leyh/Atlantis back to the depths when you beat Mickey, I'm willing to bet the latter.
<spoiler=OOC>Welcome back, Logician! We missed your cutting wit and cavalier attitude!
