The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Shapsters]

"Hhmm... I should probably put the virus in Jerry now, because if all goes as planned, Rag should come out on top." Master Kitty looked at Maddawg, "Because we all know thats what happens every time!!!!!"

Master Kitty placed the USB entitled, KILLA KITTAH VIRUS into Jerry and activated the virus,

"There we go, that should about be the end of you." Master Kitty dusted his hands, "So long Jerry!"

"Oh curses! I shall avenge youuuuuu..." Jerry powered down and showed a blue screen.

 

[RagnorakTres]

<color=turquoise>Hmmm...that plan usually works. Sho must be smarter than the rest of the villains.

"Well that figures. He was a hero for a while. Any ideas?"

<color=turquoise>Hmmm...wellOHNOEZ!! Jerry! I've lost contact! Get in there, boss!

"Now don't overreact, Helena..."

<color=turquoise>GET IN THERE NOW OR I WILL BROADCAST ALL THE KIDDIE PORN YOU OWN TO THE FBI!!

"...What kiddie porn? I don't have any...OH DEAR GOD!! SHE'S...UNDERAGE????? WHAT THE HELL!! Delete that, Helena. I'm going in."

Ragnorak kicked down the door and faced the villains. "Give me Jerry or she dies!" he said, holding Helena.

<color=turquoise>WHAT!! THAT'S YOUR PLAN!? WHAT THE HELL!?

"Shut up, you! I mean it! I'm insane! I'll do it!"

"Ok, okay! Just don't hurt the girl...here you go..." Maddawg handed Jerry to Ragnorak.

"...Maddawg...ummm..."

"Shut up! He'll do it! Just let him go...stay calm..." Maddawg looked a little spooked.

Later, back on the couch with the rest of the heroes...

"I cannot believe that worked. Wonder what'll happen next?"

DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN YOOOOOOOOUUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!!

"Looks like he finally figured it out."

 

[Shapsters]

<color=turquoise>Hmmm...that plan usually works. Sho must be smarter than the rest of the villains.

"Well that figures. He was a hero for a while. Any ideas?"

<color=turquoise>Hmmm...wellOHNOEZ!! Jerry! I've lost contact! Get in there, boss!

"Now don't overreact, Helena..."

<color=turquoise>GET IN THERE NOW OR I WILL BROADCAST ALL THE KIDDIE PORN YOU OWN TO THE FBI!!

"...What kiddie porn? I don't have any...OH DEAR GOD!! SHE'S...UNDERAGE????? WHAT THE HELL!! Delete that, Helena. I'm going in."

Ragnorak kicked down the door and faced the villains. "Give me Jerry or she dies!" he said, holding Helena.

<color=turquoise>WHAT!! THAT'S YOUR PLAN!? WHAT THE HELL!?

"Shut up, you! I mean it! I'm insane! I'll do it!"

"Ok, okay! Just don't hurt the girl...here you go..." Maddawg handed Jerry to Ragnorak.

"...Maddawg...ummm..."

"Shut up! He'll do it! Just let him go...stay calm..." Maddawg looked a little spooked.

Later, back on the couch with the rest of the heroes...

"I cannot believe that worked. Wonder what'll happen next?"

DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN YOOOOOOOOUUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!!

"Looks like he finally figured it out."

What the fuck... thats it? I was really hoping for an epic Monkey on Kitty on Locust on Sho battle.

I must say I am left with a sour taste in my mouth.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Maddawg why did you hand Ragnorak our solid gold Remote? I deleted Jerry theres nothing left to salvage." said Master Kitty. "Becuase I'm confusing now where is the next batch." Gordon came in with a new syringe. "Shouldn't we wait until he comes to." Said Sho. "Bah Waiting is for the heroes" "No...no more please *Pushes in Syringe* THRILLER!!!"


(There you go Shaps your hope is still alive. It's just in the form of a two parter.)

 

[RagnorakTres]

<spoiler=OOC>*Eyes narrow*So it's a fight ye be wantin', eh? PREPARE THYSELF!!!
SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THIS. I COULDN'T WRITE TO SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

<spoiler=OOC>*Eyes narrow*So it's a fight ye be wantin', eh? PREPARE THYSELF!!!
SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THIS. I COULDN'T WRITE TO SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

I could so take advantage of this or I can contunie my attack against Sho and Neonbob in the next thread. I choose the latter.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty jumped for joy,

"Oh me oh my! This is better than the time I got catnipped with that hot Queen!" Master Kitty grabbed a syringe and stabbed his arm, "Oohhh... that feels- GAH-OH-EEEEEEEE

BEAT IIIIITTTTTTT!"

Master Kitty began running around the house singing Beat It, he was just as good a singer as he was a dancer,

"Beta it, beat it, no one wants to beat it beat it! No one l-"

Master Kitty stppoed for a moment and looked at Maddawg,

"AHEE!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly during Master kitty's Screaming Grimm went unconsious again. "Wow maybe we should have more before you letting you inject yourself with it."and soon Master kitty followed Grimms idea. "Now what?" Said Sho. "....Let's steal his catnip." "Why stop there" Said Sho holding a razor. "By god I like the way you think."

 

[world_of_dragons]

(OOC: Sorry I didn't post earlier but it got late over where I am so I had to hit the hay)

"Well, this is boring. I figure-"

"YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Taken completely by surprise, Nevan has no time to react to Hazuki's sudden advance and takes a powerful slash to her waist, knocking her over. While on the ground, Hazuki points the blade behind her and stabs downward just before Nevan seems to melt into the ground. The mass of black begins to spread out and Hazuki only has a moment to jump onto a nearby telephone pole to avoid the sudden surge of lightning.

She stands there and waits, watching as the black mass turns into Nevan again who sends a group of lightning charged bats her way. Hazuki strikes into them, but this proves unwise as the bats explode when her blade makes contact. Hurt, but not enough to stop, Hazuki recovers mid-air and sends a wave of blue energy along the ground through her sword that Nevan easily repels... Only to find Hazuki had disappeared.

The demon turns just in time to be struck from shoulder to hip twice to form an X then stabbed through the chest. Nevan lets out a cry of agony and topples as Hazuki sheathes her weapon.

"Okay, you win... Do what you will with me

Hazuki nodded. "I won't execute a helpless opponent, but I'm not letting you go either." With that said, Hazuki holds her tachi to Nevan, whose spirit merges with that of the blade in a bright flash.

[spoiler/Once it dimmed, Hazuki raised her new weapon for all to see]

[/spoiler]

 

[Ramthundar]

"WHOOOO!"
"Oh, shut up Ram. She toppled, not she was topless."
"Ahh..."

"Alright, so now the question remains, what we're going to do now?" Ram said. "We have no transportation, no one to fight, and we have no idea where the main baddies are-"
"There at Micheal Jackson's ranch." Ragnorak said, picking at some kernels in the popcorn bag.
They Killed Jerry!
"We could use that abandoned bus to get there." Huey said, pointing at a nearby bus.
"...well, don't you have it all figured out. ROAD TRIP!"
Ram jumped to the front of the bus, beeping the horn a couple times. "I dibs radio control!"
Digging around his fur, he pulled out "The Best of the Eagles" casset, popping it in the music player. Hotel California started filling the bus.
"Oh yeah, now we got shits, yo." Ram said, a pair of shades glinting off his face.

 

[The_Chief]

"hecks yea! can i ride the roof?" splazor said."i propose we go to a port city. i've went far to long without fish. either that or we go to the first obscure little village we find thats full of creepy people in hopes of finding a juggler. i find them highly entertaining."Splazor continued.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"I am driving." said Ragnorak loudly. "I don't trust any of you behind the wheel."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Ah come on, I'm a safe driv-"
Twenty Minutes of Hilarious Scenes of Bus Crashing into things.
"Hey, at least we found another bus, ok! So you can quiet harping on me already." Ram mumbled, taking a seat near the middle of the bus.
"Fine. I'll save my lecture for the refinment of the point that Buses Need Hands to Be Driven With for another time." Ragnorak said, taking the driver's seat. He popped in a casset of his own.
"Ahh, now that is the shitz for real, yo." Ragnorak said, shades glinting off his face.
"Where the hell do people keep getting these shades? I wantz some!"
"Shush, Splazor. Just enjoy the tunes."

Spoiler: the tunes

i'm leaving up to Ragnorak cause he's the one driving. But make it something Road-Trippy.

 

[The_Chief]

"buutt i realllyyy want them! you guys are just species-ist. I DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS! i'll start a march a swear."Splazor said in a grumpy tone. "now can we just make a stop in the next town i gotta pee."

 

[ajb924]

Maddawg and Sho sat around kicking the unconscious and shaven bodys of Grimm and MK an watching the sort of gold tv when Sho said "How long does it take for your so called scientists to finish a Jackson steroid anyway!"
"How the fuck should i know!? There in the lab, not me!" Maddawg replied. A few moments later Gordon came back with more syringes Grimm was just waking up as Maddawg shoved it in him
"Oh what the hell!?" Grimm said "Wait, this ones... different..."
"How so?" Asked Sho
"I'm not sure, but it doesn't burn, and i feel more powerful..." Grimm said. The three waited about half an hour, Grimm was still standing so Maddawg and Sho grabbed a syringe.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Hazuki studied the new weapon in her hand when it suddenly changed back into Nevan in a flash of purple lightning.

"Holy shit!" Spouted Splazor

"What? Being a sword can get so cramped sometimes!" Nevan complained. Then she looked at Hazuki and fell sat next to her. "But this won't be so bad... You are a pretty girl after all" Hazuki blushed violently at the comment, and the fact that Nevan began to peer closer didn't help either. The demon giggled at Hazuki's silence and flustered cheeks and teasingly drew a pair of fingers along her chin, leaning her body against Hazuki's.

"I wonder if you're as good with your body as you are with a sword, if you catch my drift" Nevan cooed seductively, then drew her gaze to a flabbergasted Hatsumi. "And unlike the mute over there, I come with full voicework"

Nevan's little display had captured the attention of every male on the bus, even that of Ragnorak whose watched from the rear view mirror and Huey who found it difficult to draw his eyes away. Then Nevan's hand wandered under Hazuki's skirt...

SLAP!

"Ow! You're so mean!" Nevan fumed after Hazuki slapped her.

"I'm also a one woman girl, so keep your hands to yourself! Your task is to serve as my weapon and nothing more!" Hazuki shot back with a shaking voice. She looked to the guys. "And what are you looking at, hentai?!"

"Ragnorak, watch the road!" Sami shouted.

"Ah shit..." Ragnorak muttered as the bus drove off a bridge

"DAMN YOU GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION!!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ah this is fantastic I feel like I could murder everyone in the world." Said Maddawg who suddenly reached for his Chainsaw blades and attempted to cut down Sho. Sho dodged to the attack and quickly shouted "WHAT THE HELL!" "It's not me something is controlling me." Said Maddawg as Sho picked up the golden Dinet table to block his attacks. "Paybacks a ***** Maddawg HEHE." "JACKSON!"

Mk then came to and saw that Maddawg,Grimm,and Sho were all fighting eachother and that he was completly naked. "Did...did I miss something fun?"

 

[ajb924]

"Shit, there's only one way out of this..." Maddawg mumbled while blocking an attack from Sho and Grimm. "Gordon! Get your ass up here and use the soul sucker on us!" Gordon did, he didn't know who was possessed and who wasn't so he captured everyone's souls. Maddawg could talk to Gordon from inside the pack and he said "Listen, i need you to seperate everyone's souls, attach them in the correct body and dispose of Michal Jackson's!" He heard Gordon grunt in approval and the group sat quietly in the dark box when Michal said "What-What did you mean by dispose?"
"I meant he is going to put our soul in a mail tube straight to hell!" Maddawg said angrily.
"Isn't there a chance he'll do that to one of ours by mistake!?" Sho questioned.
"Hmm, good point... Gordon! On second thought find a dead body to inject Michal's soul into, that way if you mess up the body's none of us will go to hell. Yet..."

 

[Ramthundar]

"YAY GIRL ON GIRL ACT-*SLAP*SORRY SAMII AHHHHH!"

The bus landed in the river, immediately sinking into it's murky depth. Water sprang through the cracks and strips of metal, quickly filling the bus.

"Quick! Everyone abandon bus!" Splazor Cat screamed, clawing his way up a seat to avoid the water.
"Wait! I have an idea!" Ram then took a deep breath, comically swelling his chest.
"THOR'S BREATH!" he yelled, blowing out again. The bus soon filled with fresh air.
"Ahh! Thank you Ram! I forgot you had some elemental spells on you." Ragorak said, getting the bus to drive on the river's bed.
"Ah, it was of no problem. Now we can go to Neverland even quicker!"
"But Neverland isn't near a river." Splazor Cat commented.
"Shush, Splazor."
"And how were you able to yell when you were breathing in all that air?"
"SHUSH, Splazor."
"And why is this so fresh? If you were breathing out, we should be choking on CO[sub]2[/sub] or something.
"SHUT UP, SPlazor."
"And how is the bus even moving? The engine is should literally be flooded by n-SMACK"
"You're a talking, lazor shooting cat riding in a bus with a ninja monkey, talking cow, small black samurai wielding a sword made from the sword of a hooker, and two lesbian lovers/adopted sisters, to go to Micheal Jackson's house and stop an assortment of video game and anime villains, and you question MECHANICS?"
"....I was just saying..."
"Shush, Splazor."

 

[The_Chief]

"but still, we shouldn't make this anymore complicated then it needs to be."
"Shush splazor."
"but something in the universe should make sense."
"SHUSH SPLAZOR!"
"but stilllllll!!!"
"SHUT UP SPLAZOR!" *smack*
"owww not cool. fine. but can i be the first one to go in? i wanna shout a cool one liner."