The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[petey hunter]

the group could continue to yell at Splazor but a skeleton of a dragon landed with a man wearing a black tunic re undershirt pack pants and matching leather boots his long black hair was shoulder length he had black eyepatch on his left Eye
"good evening mortals I am, MaelstromI may I join your quest to never-land My powers would vastly help you.
Do you know of Hecate the goddess of magic , she offered me Immortality I took it she tricked me turning me into a six year old forever but I sent her unconscience with a spell using my aura,"
Black flames surrounded his body they could feel the magical power in them.
"I then used a powerful crystal that stole her memories And I gained the power and took on the appearance you see now.

 

[The_Chief]

"uhhh.....you know what? i think you would be better suited for the bad guys side of the road. we already have me,rag the ninja jesus monkey,and logican the amazing jesus jesus. they dont have much."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Yeah, that might be best. I heard they need another punch-ally in their cause." Ram said, trying to supress a giggle while thinking of the poor Grimm.

Spoiler: Petey

the group could continue to yell at Splazor but a skeleton of a dragon landed with a man wearing a black tunic re undershirt pack pants and matching leather boots his long black hair was shoulder length he had black eyepatch on his left Eye
"good evening mortals I am, MaelstromI may I join your quest to never-land My powers would vastly help you.
Do you know of Hecate the goddess of magic , she offered me Immortality I took it she tricked me turning me into a six year old forever but I sent her unconscience with a spell using my aura,"
Black flames surrounded his body they could feel the magical power in them.
"I then used a powerful crystal that stole her memories And I gained the power and took on the appearance you see now.

Um, first of, please use punctiuation and grammar. I barely understood anything you were trying to say. Are you a dragon skeleton or a black hairded dude? Also, try not to be to powerful, as it just ruins the whole flow of the game.
Second, Welcome to the Avatar Adventure! Please refrain from Controlling the Plot Line, God-Modding, Or Making Too Offensive Jokes. Thank you and enjoy your stay here at the AA RP Thread!

 

[RagnorakTres]

As the bus drove along the riverbed, the first tape that Rag had put in ran out. "Attention passengers." He said through the bus' intercom system. "You will now enjoy the sounds of Alternative Rock group The White Stripes, album Icky Thump. If you do not enjoy them, you will die by asphyxiation as I throw you out the door." His shades glinted again, this time threateningly.

<color=purple>"Aww, man, I hate The White Str..."

<color=turquoise>Shut the hell up, *****. You are a weapon, you don't have an opinion.

"Jeez, Helena, catty much?" said Ragnorak.

<color=turquoise>Sorry boss, I'm worried about Jerry and she made you drive off a bridge, delaying us considerably. A small port opened on Helena's top face. A small, albeit attractive turquoise female appeared standing on the small white cube. <color=turquoise>Plus, she has a physical body, whereas I only have holograms. Grrr...

Ragnorak, used to Helena's little quirks in character, was nonetheless surprised that she bothered with the hologram program. "Helena, I have no idea why the hell you are acting like this. I'm speeding this trip the hell up."

Several Hours later, on the outskirts of Neverland Ranch

"Hmmm...I wonder why there are all these dead bodies littering the grounds. Whatever. Let's go." The party moved to the garage sneakily (or rather, as sneakily as they could: Nevan kept throwing smouldering looks at Ram, extracting a squeak from him each time, which Samii responded to in much the same fashion Anna from Shaman King does when Yoh does the same thing; smacking the shit out of him. This resulted in a fairly bloody and loud trip across the grounds.) and entered.

"Hey! We have guests, guys!" came a voice from above. The party looked up. It was Sho. He looked...strange. His eyes were too far apart, his skin was too white, he just looked...strange. Much like Michael Jackson, in fact. The party froze in surprise.

 

[petey hunter]

Spoiler: Maelstrom

Is the guy with all the black clothing but he rides on an undead dragon

 

[petey hunter]

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Spoiler: title

umm nothing

 

[RagnorakTres]

Do you know what a placehold is? It means I'm editing the post for plot. That makes your post seem out of place. Basically, you're supposed to wait until I've finished editing to post again.

Also, all OOC chat should go in spoilers ([.spoiler=title]yourtexthere[/spoiler.] minus the periods, in case you didn't know how to use them). It helps keep the thread clean.

 

[The_Chief]

"HE HAS MICHEAL JACKSON DISEASE DONT LET HIM TOUCH ME!!!! FIRE ALL THE LAZORS!!!! FFFFFWWWAAAHHH FFFFFWWWAAAHHH FFFFFWWWAAAHHH FFFFFWWWAAAHHH!" splazor said as he shoot lazors all over the place ripping up the property.
"jesus christ what the hell?"ram said.
"sorry but i like my cat color" splazor said.

 

[ajb924]

When Gordon brought the soul steroids back to where the body's were he found that the only one remaining was MK's upon telling this to Maddwag Sho laughed and said "Heh, Jackson's a crafty little bastard!"
"What do you mean?" Maddawg questioned
"The reason our body's arn't here is because he was able to leave a fragment of his soul in each of them, turning them into his zombies!" Sho said
"Then why is my body still here!?" MK accused once back in his body
"You never injected yourself with him..." Grimm mumbled
"yes i did!" MK Said
"Not the working one... You only got the failures..." Maddawg mumbled
"Ok, well i guess the only choice is this, those of us without a body must take over the body of something and find our real body, once it is found we must kill it and get in." Sho said
"What!?" The group said together.
"You got any better ideas" Sho asked, the group was silent "That's what i thought now, we need some empty bodies..."

Spoiler: To clear things up

For those of you who are confused, the souls of Grimm, Maddawg, and Sho are currently in syringes, i don't know how they are talking but they are so back off =P

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Good thing there are plenty of body's in the front lawn."said Mk. "Ya but those are just Wretches they won't be able to defeatt are zombified bodies. Which is why I had Gordon make a special tool in helping us." After hearing Maddawg mention the monster he immeaditly called for the creature to be summoned from Nexus. A emergence hole showed up and out came the most horryifing thing ever seen. It had the 8 hairy legs. Five muscular arms and had horrble acne all over its face. The creature was called Frankie Muniz.

 

[ajb924]

Unfortunately since Franky was a stupid brute his only way to get the villains souls in their bodies was to throw one at a body when he cam across one, this had the villains in different bodies

Spoiler: OOC

Sort of a lame post, but i rather like Maddawgs idea so i tried to bounce beck to it

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well this sucks." Said Maddawg who was now in side the shaved body of Grimm. "I don't know I kinda like my new body. Lot of room in it." Said Sho who was now in the Locust general's body. "Well I don't see my body anywhere. Wait wheres Grimm." Since Sho's body was not with the rest one of the Syringes didn't hit the mark. "I hate you guys so much." Said Grimm who was now inside the body of a Wretch. "Wow Frankie really missed the mark with you."

 

[petey hunter]

Maelstrom appeared
"so you Think you can take away my allies huh, well we'll see about that."
MAELSTROM WHIPPED OUT A BLACK CRYSTAL(Sorry caps lock) and aimed it at Soalazor the cat felt as if someone was stealing his memories or copying them.
"Aha laser eyes huh this may be useful later
Farewell."
with that Maelstrom disappeared in the fog that showed up so none could see through it whats more it was Ghost fog which is non removable without the creator
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Spoiler: Previous spoilers

I posted a story line earlier but I deleted it so Ragnorak 's story makes sense

 

[petey hunter]

nothin again

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maelstrom appeared
"so you Think you can take away my allies huh, well we'll see about that."
MAELSTROM WHIPPED OUT A BLACK CRYSTAL(Sorry caps lock) and aimed it at Soalazor the cat felt as if someone was stealing his memories or copying them.
"Aha laser eyes huh this may be useful later
Farewell."
with that Maelstrom disappeared in the fog that showed up so none could see through it whats more it was Ghost fog which is non removable without the creator
(

Spoiler: Previous spoilers

I posted a story line earlier but I deleted it so Ragnorak 's story makes sense

Spoiler: Okay 2 things.

Okay Number one you spelt Splazor's name wrong and number two why don't you just go in and edit it so the caps lock stuff is taken out. Also if you could use the cap key when posting it could help with your grammer. I'm not going to advance the story for the villans with this post becuase I don't like double posting for them.

 

[ajb924]

Maelstrom appeared
"so you Think you can take away my allies huh, well we'll see about that."
MAELSTROM WHIPPED OUT A BLACK CRYSTAL(Sorry caps lock) and aimed it at Soalazor the cat felt as if someone was stealing his memories or copying them.
"Aha laser eyes huh this may be useful later
Farewell."
with that Maelstrom disappeared in the fog that showed up so none could see through it whats more it was Ghost fog which is non removable without the creator
(

Spoiler: Previous spoilers

I posted a story line earlier but I deleted it so Ragnorak 's story makes sense

Spoiler: Okay 2 things.

Okay Number one you spelt Splazor's name wrong and number two why don't you just go in and edit it so the caps lock stuff is taken out. Also if you could use the cap key when posting it could help with your grammer. I'm not going to advance the story for the villans with this post becuase I don't like double posting for them.

Spoiler: Dammit Maddawg...

That means i have to do it... Fine....

As the villains searched for Sho's body, they found it, in a desperate battle with the heroes.
"That thing is zetta creepy..." Sho said with his voice coming from Maddawg's body
"Well that's what you look like, now can we please go get it so i can get out of this thing" Maddawg said referring to Grimms body "it's all... itchy...."
The heroes noticed this conversation and stared at the villians confused.
"Look, it's a long story... Maddawg said "We're here to get Sho's body, then we'll fight you kay?"
"I don't think so" Rag said "For whatever reason one of your decent fighters is in the body of a wretch, your best, in the body of a loser and Sho can't fight properly in the new body, the only one of you not at a disadvantage is MK"
With that he lunged toward Grimms body (AKA: Maddawg)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg deflected Rags sword with Grimm's and shoved him back. "I'm not use to fighting in a anime characters body.Isn't there suppose to be some ultimate power form." "Just think about what makes you happy." Said Grimm in his wretch body. He was attempting to ride Ram like a horse or bull or whatever. "Does this always happen to you guys." "Shut up aready!" said Hazuki who once again smacked Nevan. "Wait where are we. I can't remeber anything." Said Splazor.

Maddawg attempted to take Grimm's advice searching deep inside him. He attempted to find the one thing that brought him the most joy. Killing,Stealing,Finding cheetos under the couch cushions. But then he said "Fuck this soul searching. Franky they took your acne medication!" "Franky burst through the solid gold wall with a bright red face. "FRANKY SMASH!" "Did he just smash my solid gold wall. Sly only did windows.Windows are cheaper...and aren't made of gold."

 

[petey hunter]

Maelstrom watched as the event's unfolded he looked through a spell book, found the right spell, wrote it on a sheet of paper, folded it into a paper airplane, summoned a magical wind sent the spell with note down.
Maddawg picked up the note it said
Dear adventurers, having trouble with your new bodies. this spell will summon enough shifter demons, they will then cloak you so you appear to be in your own bodies with the same stats and abilities. warning the spell will disappear if you say or hear the word's, "Look out It's a dragon" because shifter demons are scared of demons so they will quit acting like a second skin and disappear while the dragon probably eats you.
Sincerely Maelstrom

 

[maddawg IAJI]

At first Maddawg thought "Who the fuck is Malestrom?" But then begane thinking about the spell.
"Hmmm. A plot device clearly stolen from a podcast that could make my problems a whole lot simplier." Said Maddawg to himself. "I'm okay with the stolen part and everything but when did I ever want to use the easy way out."

Frankie was still attacking the heroes while Grimm and Mk sat and ate popcorn while watching the heroes despertly dodging his attacks. "GIVE FRANKIE HIS ACNE CREAM!" Said Frankie. "What acne cream? The only one with zits here is Logican and he just zaps them." *Zap* "OWW FUCK." Meanwhile Sho and Maddawg have cornered Jackson and Sho's body. They were attempting to capture him unharmed. "GET HIM!" Yelled Maddawg who jumped ontop of Jackson and began punching him repeaditly. "Maddawg so zetta slow. I still need him for my body." "Relax Sho I downed him see." Maddawg pointed to Jackson who was now crawling away with a large amount of blood trailing behind." "What did you do?" "I ripped off the entire frontal part of your torso. Here I saved your kidneys."

 

[RagnorakTres]

As Ragnorak observed the...creature, he noticed something. It was eminently stupid. Thus..."Hey, volcano-face!"

"Mnurrr?"

"There's a big ol' pile of beef over here! Come and get some!"

"MNURRRR!" Frankie hurried over to the enclosed space. Where he was killed. Ragnorak cleaved it in twain when it turned around with Arashi no Tsukai. "Seriously, Maddawg! When have we ever lost to your goofy and stupid henchmen? Your more intelligent ones, I will not deny, have given us some problems in the past, but your stupid ones? Huh-uh."

"Shut up! At least I have a gold wall! Oh wait, shit..." Maddawg made a break for the edge of the area with Sho's body slung over his shoulder. The Logician teleported in front of him and he fell over backwards. Ram, having ditched the Wretch containing Grimm, walked in from behind while Hazuki and Hatsumi stood on opposite sides of him. He wasn't going anywhere.<spoiler=Maddawg>Get creative. I'm sure you have a way out of this.

Meanwhile, Ragnorak and Splazor chased after Master Kitty, who for some reason didn't want to give Jerry back. "He's dead! There's nothing you can do! HAAAAAhahahahahahahahackhachhackhach..." MK stumbled as he coughed. He stood a little surprised-looking and tried to cough again. When he stood back up... "Sorry, hairba...HEY! No fair! I wasn't paying attention!"

"Too bad, puss, you snooze, you loohachhachahchahach..." Ragnorak picked Splazor up as he ran back to the rest of the group with Jerry.