The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[petey hunter]

Maelstrom decided to clear the air of his fog and with a snap of his fingers all enemies disappeared, maelstrom jumped off the rooftop he was on and landed in front of our heroes he laughed at their unfitting bodies.
"You know I was just in a parallel world and look who I brought."
he smashed a glass globe and out came copies of our original heroes bodies(Before they got ne ones) they only looked meaner, somehow.
"if you can answer this riddle i'll givethem to you
What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in night."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maelstrom decided to clear the air of his fog and with a snap of his fingers all enemies disappeared, maelstrom jumped off the rooftop he was on and landed in front of our heroes he laughed at their unfitting bodies.
"You know I was just in a parallel world and look who I brought."
he smashed a glass globe and out came copies of our original heroes bodies(Before they got ne ones) they only looked meaner, somehow.
"if you can answer this riddle i'll givethem to you
What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in night."

Spoiler: Dude

You can't just cut ahead of Ragnorak. If you wanted to post you should have put a placehold down first. Obviously you want the villans to get there bodies back but relax I have my next 20 posts alrady figured out and belive me the villans get there bodies back in the next one. Oh and the answer is Human. [birth=you crawling.Adult=you walking and old age=you with a cane]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg,Sho,Mk,and Grimm were cornered. "Well Maddawg looks like your done for any last words?" "I just got to ask you guys one thing....When you here a bump in the night who are you gonna call?" "GHOSTBUSTERS!" Yelled Splazor...."Gordon! That was your cue." With that Gordon ran in and sucked the soul out of Neven. "Damnit Gordon your the worst shot ever." said Maddawg. "HE'S GOT A PROTON PACK! FWAAHHHHHH." Splazor fired his splazor at Gordon but missed and created a large hole in the golden wall."OHH COME ON!" Yelled Maddawg. "Shut up and run through the hole already." The villans made a break for the newly made hole in the wall. "Hang on there guys you think that I would be distracted by Gordon." Said Ragnorak. "I'm not Ram." While this was going on Ram was attempting to get an autographed Crowbar from Gordon who kept taking his Crowbar and smacking him over the head with it."Now where were w-" "KIDNEY TOSS ATTACK!" Said Maddawg as he threw Sho's Kidney's at Ragnorak. The Kidney hit rag in the face and knocked him down."MY KIDNEY'S!" "WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET THEM JUST RUN!" And the villans escaped through the hole. They ran across the field and turned the defenses on to keep the heroes in.

"Damnit Maddawg got away. At least we got Gordon." Said Ragnorak. Suddenly an Emergence hole appeared and Gordon jumped into it closing it behind him. "Why didn't Maddawg just do that?" "SHUSH SPLAZOR!"

 

[ajb924]

"You suck Maddawg..." Sho said looking painfully at his malformed body
"Don't worry about it, we'll be able to fix it, probably..." Maddawg said under his breath
"What was that!?" Sho screamed
"Look at the very least we'll replace the front half of you with robot parts, now we need to get our asses to the lab and get our bodies back!" Maddawg replied. He turned around to see Sho was biting the fingers off of Maddawg's right hand "What the hell!?"
"Payback *****" he said spitting out the fifth finger
"Ugh whatever... MK grab the fingers so i can attempt to re-attach them when i get back in my body..." Maddawg shouted. MK did and the villians continued rushing to the lab.

 

[Shapsters]

AS Master Kitty picked up the fingers, he threw them in his mouth,

"Mmm, haven't had good meat in da- ugh, here we go a-" BLEGH.

Master Kitty bent over and puked up a hairball, which contained Maddawgs fingers, a cellphone and a bag of catnip.

"Oh boy! Catnip!!!!"

Master Kitty snorted the nip and began rolling on the floor.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

10 hours later.After very gruesome surgery and some new robot parts.

"Okay well now that everyone is back in there bodies and now have all 10 fingers. I say we plan our next move." Said Maddawg

"Well we've gone after TV figures,Music figures and Video Games figures whats left?" Asked Sho. "Poltics! We will go after the most evil poltician ever known to man." "Stalin,Bush,Castro,Kim Jong Il?"

"No none of those men can compare to the man were going after. He is the definition of Evil. I'm talking about the one and only Mohandes Gandhi!" "Gandhi wasen't evil he was a ruler who belived peace was the answer to everything." Said Sho. "Maybe in his life but in his after life he was a douche! He would haunt people from the grave and Often cause excorisms in the after life. Do you know where a ghost goes when excorsiced in the after realm.Nowhere. That ghost just dissepears.See I even managed to get a picture of him while I was on vacation there. Poor guy never saw it coming." Sho grabbed the picture his jaw dropped as he looked at it. "Da-Dad!" "So what are you guys waiting for. Let's go to India."

 

[world_of_dragons]

"Damnit, my sword!" Hazuki cursed as she looked at her katana.

"Hazuki,we got bigger problems" Ragnorak mentioned as he dodged a stray laser.

-Besides, you're better off without that succubus, Hazuki-chan- Hatsumi signed.

"I'm surprised that came from you of all people, Hatsumi."

Ram then blasted the security systems with bolts of lightning from his horns. But the packs of attack dogs and killer robots came full speed. Huey then stood in front of the group and drew both his swords and held them together. He waited a moment as the swords built up their energy then sent a pair of energy blades at the robots that blew them all up in a hurry...

But the huge-as-fuck-blast sent the heroes flying to a place most foul. A place that is a horror beyond words....

New Jersey

 

[Ramthundar]

"NOOOOOO!" Ram screamed, beating the ground with anguish.
"What?" Samii cried, running to his side.
"I...didn't....GET GORDON'S AUTOGRAPHHHHHH!!"*SLAP*"Sorry dear. So, where are we?"
"New Jersey." Huey said, dread weighing in his voice.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO*SLAP*WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"*SLAP*
"Sorry, dear."

 

[world_of_dragons]

"Dude check out those two asian chicks!" Some voice yelled out from nowhere.

"Holy crap it's Jay and Silent Bob!" Somebody said.

Jay, being the idiot that he is approached the adopted sisters, eyeing Hatsumi in particular.

"Hey baby me so horny m-UGH!" But before Jay could finished, he found the tip of Hazuki's sword in his balls. Silent Bob could only shake his head and sigh.

"C'mon guys let's get outta here. We gotta find those villains!" Ragnorak said.

"Dude a talking monkey ninja!" Jay wheezed as he held his bleeding balls. Thankfully, Hatsumi being the kind mute she is decided to heal to fool... Only to have to put up with one of his lame come ons, but this time his mute buddy silenced him.

"Dude, nobody leaves New Jersey." Jay pointed out.

"Why the hell not?" Ram queried.

"Dude, a talking goat!" Silent Bob slapped Jay again. "Dude, like nobody's left New Jersey for years."

"Why?" Huey queried.

"Dude, a ki-OW! Okay, man. *Ahem* Like thousands of years ago this really evil... Guy placed a curse on this town that like places a barrier over it so people can't leave... Oh and something about it raining blood every other day and headcrab zombies but I don't remember. The only way out is to destroy this crystal that's heavily guarded by monsters from Oblivion."

"...Okay..."

"We'll guide you guys to it, if those two asian chicks suck my egg-"Jay stopped when he found the tip of Hazuki's sword pointed at his face. "Or we could just take you there..."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Fine, we'll help you with your little Oblivion-evil-whatever problem." Ram said, begining to leave.
"Hey Rammy," Samii began, "you sure that is a good idea? I don't trust these guys."
"Oh hey, a Talking cow!" he said, his eyes following Samii's curves. "Hey, how you doing."
Samii stared with disgust at the blond idiot, Ram getting closer to her. "Whoa there buddy. This cow is residing in my farm." he said, giving her a hefty slap on her hind-quarters.
"..."
"Isn't that right, Samii? Samii? Where'd you go? And what's that smel-"
"COWAKAZI!"


When he was dug out, Ram saw Samii walking next to Jay. "We'll be glad to help you with your cause, Jay. Glad to help a gentleman" Samii gave a quick glare behind her back.

"But, but baby! Sweet cakes! Burger buns!" Ram cried desperately, but Samii continued on her way. Silent Bob came over and patted him on his back in a friendly way.
"You going to need some time alone, Ram?" Huey asked the dejected goat.
"Time alone? That's not going to get her back! Only one thing will."
Bob and Huey nodded. "Of course. You need to apolo-"
"I'm going to kick every demon's ass to her win her love back! BAAAACCCKKKK!" Ram cried, running towards the direction of Jay's town.
"Sigh. Much better battle cries." Ragnorak said, heading the same direction.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: Ok, I have a question...

Who the hell is Gordon? Is he just some made up dude cuz this has been bothering me, i really started to wonder when the posts with the autograph came up. I'm obviously not going to post cuz ram has a placehold so it's an OOC only, sorry!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Ok, I have a question...

Who the hell is Gordon? Is he just some made up dude cuz this has been bothering me, i really started to wonder when the posts with the autograph came up. I'm obviously not going to post cuz ram has a placehold so it's an OOC only, sorry!

Spoiler: Gordon..Gordon Freemen.

You know the protagionist of Half-life. A mute. Carries a crowbar.Uses a gravity hammer. Has an Mit but somehow manages to kill armies of tough marines.

 

[The_Chief]

"i wanna fight in jersey! i was abandoned as a kitty here!" splazor cat as he ran in the direction of Rag and Ram.

 

[Ramthundar]

"...AAACCCKKK!oh, I'm here." Ram saw a small, quaint little village, right next to a massive glowing gate of hell.
"Look out! There comes a Daemon!" Ram cried.
A teenage boy in a red kimoto and long white hair looked at him.
"Oh, no. I'm not a only a half-demon. But when I collect all the crystals, then I will finally be abl-" "DIE DAEMON DIE!" Ram charged the daemon, hitting him directly in the gut.
"GAAHHH!DIE SO THAT I MAY BE LOVED!"

Spoiler: sorry WoD

I would of done Oblivion, but i can barely remember that game. But this should be fun.

 

[The_Chief]

"RAM DON'T KILL THE ANIME MAIN CHARACTER! BAD RAM!!!!" splazor said as he ran down ram and pulled him off the Daemon.

 

[Ramthundar]

"BUT I WANNA!"*SLAP*"Honestly! Why does everyone do that! Fine, I'm getting off..."
Ram stepped off the slightly trampled wolf-eared teen, who was slightly twitching in the ground.
"Alright, let's get that crystal!" Ram hollered, charging the large glowing gates of hell.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"How 'bout everybody just SLOW THE FUCK DOWN FOR A SECOND OR FIVE!!!? I need to ditch this sword. It's powerful, but that's part of the problem. I'm just gonna get Katatsu and Hyoutatsu back. Back in a sec!" Ragnorak disappeared in a puff of smoke, reappearing several feet away, no longer carrying Arashi no Tsukai but rather his dual wielded kodachi. "Ahhhhh...much better. Let's go kick us some ass!"

"What was that name again?" asked Huey as the party approached the portal which looked disturbingly like an eye, casually dispatching scamps.

"The Daedra Lord's name? You can't hear it? Interesting...might work that into a plot point later! ONWARD! FOR GLORY AND LAUDATION!!!" Ragnorak said as he ran through the portal.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Before anyone made a move, Silent Bob stopped them and made a series of hand gestures that no seemed to understand.. Except Hatsumi who nodded.

-He says the portal leads into another universe called Oblivion. The entrance has a bunch of towers that shoot homing fireballs at anything that comes near it, killer plants and women with spider legs.-

"Hey, anyone wonder why we can understand the girl, but not the guy?" Huey asks.

"Who cares!" Yells Ram "LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!"

In 2.04 seconds the heroes heard a bunch explosions and the agonized screams of a Ram

 

[Ramthundar]

" NNNNEVERMIND!" the charred Ram screamed, coming back with small fire on his head.
"Anyone got something better in mind?" Ragorak asked, patting the flame out.
"Well, we could try one of the smaller gates they got around here. They'll probably lead to less bogus areas." Jay said.
"Why Jay, that's a wonderful idea!" Samii commented.
"AARGHH!!!"
"What is it Ram? Did I miss some?" Ragnorak said. "Let me try this. WATER SUMMON!"
"ARGHblurbblurb."
"Glad to help, buddy."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The villans had landed in India's capital and traveled to the capital building. "Alright if we want to summon Gandhi we need to get his most prized posseions. His spinning wheel." Said Maddawg. "What's so special about this wheel?" Said Mk. "When India revolted against England they boycotted there goods and made there own clothes. Gandhi used one of these spinning wheels to make his clothes and it is consdered an national treasure.The wheel is head inside there and we need to get inside." The group walked down the street and saw that there was a large gathering. "What the hell is going on?" Said Sho. The group pushed through the crowd and saw that there was a cow blocking the road. "Great a big fatass is blocking the way let me just push it out of the way." "NO SHO DON'T" but it was to late and Sho had pushed the cow out of the way. All the Indians turned with very shocked and angry faces and began to try and attack Sho. "Jesus!" "Great you just got a billon people pissed at you in a matter of seconds."