Our heroes traveled where they encountered a Los Vegas theme hotel, they entered and each got a room for the night due to the fact that they haven't rested for a while, they went to the bar got in a barfight, no one cared though.
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Nothing wrong with this except you didn't give a good reason. You could of said that the heroes wanted to rest before fighting the Oblivion Monsters {don't forget, that is what we're doing right now.}petey hunter said:
And try to add some jokes. For example, you could of said how Jay and Samii went to their own room and how Ram was pissed about it. Just a suggestion to help yah out here.
"All right guys, nice bar fighting there. Though I failed to see Jay around..." Ram said pointedly to the lanky man next to Samii.
"Hey dude, I was just watching out for Samii here!"
"Well, "dude", the only thing you could of seen from your position it the inner workings of Samii's colon!"
Samii stepped in between the two, glaring at Ram. "Now you two stop it. We just had a big day, and we need our rest." She said, heading towards her room.
"I meant rest by ourselves!" she said, and continued.
"But we only got two rooms!" Ram cried.
"Yeah, one for men and the other for women."
"You know what? I'll just sleep outside." Ram said, heading out.
"Good! The room is only for us men!" Jay yelled after him.
"So, who am I sleeping with then?" Splazor Cat said.
"....not helpful, Splazor."
Splazor decided to sleep outside the window of of the men's room, lying on a Tree Branch.
after a few hours of Rest Splazor woke up and saw Three Xenomorph's climbing up the tree, they saw Splazor, took out a flintlock pistol and they all aimed at him.
Bam
after a few hours of Rest Splazor woke up and saw Three Xenomorph's climbing up the tree, they saw Splazor, took out a flintlock pistol and they all aimed at him.
Bam
Time slowed down for Splazor he saw the bullets they were all going to miss but he charged his laser eyes to destroy them any way
Zeeeeeeeeow
the bullets were no longer a threat, but one Xenomorph charged and got through the window, the others were on the street debating in there hisssing language
"Hisssssssssssssssss"
"Hissssssssssssss"
Zeeeeeeeeow
the bullets were no longer a threat, but one Xenomorph charged and got through the window, the others were on the street debating in there hisssing language
"Hisssssssssssssssss"
"Hissssssssssssss"
MEANWHILE with the villains...
"How long are we going to be fighting Adam West!? It's been three days!" Sho cried angrily.
"Well hell if i know... All i know is i end up getting massively injured constantly and no one seems to give a rats ass..." Grimm mumbled
"I know how to defeat Adam!" MK said proud of his new idea.
"How!?" Maddawg questioned
"Watch." And with that MK pulled out a recorder and screamed into it. He then plugged the tape of him screaming into a pair of speakers and put the tape on loop, it was a never ending scream from MK.
"So it's a shouting match you want eh? Well bring it on!" Adam said and began to scream at the top of his lungs. The villains watched this sad display of stupidity for about an hour. At this point Adam's head exploded and sent brains flying all over the place.
"Well that was... Odd..." Sho murmured.
"Whatever! Lets get that wheel!" Maddawg shouted, and with that the group ran into the museum.
"How long are we going to be fighting Adam West!? It's been three days!" Sho cried angrily.
"Well hell if i know... All i know is i end up getting massively injured constantly and no one seems to give a rats ass..." Grimm mumbled
"I know how to defeat Adam!" MK said proud of his new idea.
"How!?" Maddawg questioned
"Watch." And with that MK pulled out a recorder and screamed into it. He then plugged the tape of him screaming into a pair of speakers and put the tape on loop, it was a never ending scream from MK.
"So it's a shouting match you want eh? Well bring it on!" Adam said and began to scream at the top of his lungs. The villains watched this sad display of stupidity for about an hour. At this point Adam's head exploded and sent brains flying all over the place.
"Well that was... Odd..." Sho murmured.
"Whatever! Lets get that wheel!" Maddawg shouted, and with that the group ran into the museum.
"There it is the wheel of Ghandi." Said Maddawg. "I thought spinning wheels were suppose to be..I don't know square?" "Hey there isn't any thing in our history book that said that Ghandi was smart."
"Stop right there" Said Robin jumping down from a nearby bannister. "You will not tou-" "YOU KILLED BATMAN!" Yelled Mk as he put a shotgun shell into Robins eyes. "Now are we finnally gonna get that wheel or-."
We'll our villans get the wheel of Ghandi. We'll they finnally finsih this story branch ever.
"Stop right there" Said Robin jumping down from a nearby bannister. "You will not tou-" "YOU KILLED BATMAN!" Yelled Mk as he put a shotgun shell into Robins eyes. "Now are we finnally gonna get that wheel or-."
We'll our villans get the wheel of Ghandi. We'll they finnally finsih this story branch ever.
Ya I'm lazy and I kinda don't want to be the one to end this I'll leave it to Shap or Sho.
Yes they will.
"Ok, I have it right here, just don't hurt me!" Robin cried as he trembled in fear, "Just release me!"
"Batman is dead, what good are you?" asked Master Kitty, "Not much, not much."
He blew Robins head off and grabbed the wheel,
"Hold on, why did we do all this anyways?" asked Sho with an odd look on his face, "I am extremely zetta confused!"
"Ok, I have it right here, just don't hurt me!" Robin cried as he trembled in fear, "Just release me!"
"Batman is dead, what good are you?" asked Master Kitty, "Not much, not much."
He blew Robins head off and grabbed the wheel,
"Hold on, why did we do all this anyways?" asked Sho with an odd look on his face, "I am extremely zetta confused!"
"We finally did it! Quickly back to the lab!" Maddawg said. The group rushed back to the lab with the wheel and once there picked up Michal Jackson's soul syringe and injected it into the wheel. The ground began to shake and a bright light flashed, when the light was gone standing in place of the wheel was a mixture between Ghandi and Michal
"Ok, i still don't get it...." MK said
"So zetta slow... I understand perfectly now! It was his plan from the start. Maddawg wanted to combine the souls of Michal Jackson and Ghandi!"
"Ok, but why?" Grimm asked
"I can answer that" Maddawg said, pissed at Sho for stealing the explination. "You see we needed a powerful yet compliant soul to use MJ as a weapon! Now we have the worlds strongest henchmen A mixture between Michal Jackson and Ghandi."
"Wow... Good idea..." Grimm said amazed
"Ok, so what are we going to call it?" Sho asked.
"Ok, i still don't get it...." MK said
"So zetta slow... I understand perfectly now! It was his plan from the start. Maddawg wanted to combine the souls of Michal Jackson and Ghandi!"
"Ok, but why?" Grimm asked
"I can answer that" Maddawg said, pissed at Sho for stealing the explination. "You see we needed a powerful yet compliant soul to use MJ as a weapon! Now we have the worlds strongest henchmen A mixture between Michal Jackson and Ghandi."
"Wow... Good idea..." Grimm said amazed
"Ok, so what are we going to call it?" Sho asked.
I wanted some sort of closure from the Michal Jackson thing so here was the result...
Splazor ran threw the window and started screaming. "there are some weird people with shitty aiming and flint lock pistols comming threw the window! get the anti pirate suplies! warn the mayor! STOP SAYING ARGH!"splazor ran around the room scratching up everything,including the people.
"We'll call him Jackdi..." "Boooo" "Shut up." Suddenly the wheel began to float into the air and then soon shattered into pieces. Jackdi stood there. He had the head of Ghandi and the body of Jackson. "This is awsome!" Yelled Mk who began taking out his catnip in celebration. "Should we test it out?" Said Sho who declined Mks offer for catnip. "Let me try Jackdi go and destroy Canada." "WHAT!" Yelled Mk who had already had his nose into the Catnip. "Ghanson does not listen to mere mortals. Ghanson will destroy canada on his own time but first Ghanso we'll get rid of you." Said the Spirit. He snapped his fingers and our villans were transported to a wide plain with lava and a Las Vegas themed hotel. "That Asshat!" "Umm guys a little help." said Grimm who was teleported to a small rock in the middle of a lava lake. "We need to get back and stop him from destroying Canada!" Said Mk.
"You're right Mk I should be the one to destroy Cananda. Ghandi and Jackson were alive at one point. They had there chance." Said Maddawg.
"You're right Mk I should be the one to destroy Cananda. Ghandi and Jackson were alive at one point. They had there chance." Said Maddawg.
Ram was sleeping outside the hotel, in the little patch of garden they had. "ZZZZzzzz...don't want to go to the flock, Mah...Oh, hello Samii. Why yes, yes I would like some milk you naughty cow, you...ZZZzzz*POW*WHAH? WHAH WAS THAT?"
Ram jumped up, frantically looking around. He suddenly spotted two odd aliens a few yards off, hissing to each other.
"Hisssss{Maybe we shouldn't be doing this. After all, what did they ever do to use?}"
"Hisssss{Yeah, I know, but the Boss man says we got to kill them. With guns.}"
"Hisss{Kind of says something about his thinking, don't it?}"
"..Hiss{True. But what can we do?}"
"Hisss! Hisssss.{Let us join them! Then we can be part of their amazing adventures!}"
"Hiss!{YEah!}"
The two aliens turned towards Ram, hissing excitedly.
"....DIE ALIEN SCUM!"
"Hii...{Um...}" one began, but soon both were hit by a wave of electricity, frying them both.
"That takes care of tha-Wait a minute, villains never come in pairs! That must mean...SAMII!" Ram cried, and rushed into the hotel.
Ram jumped up, frantically looking around. He suddenly spotted two odd aliens a few yards off, hissing to each other.
"Hisssss{Maybe we shouldn't be doing this. After all, what did they ever do to use?}"
"Hisssss{Yeah, I know, but the Boss man says we got to kill them. With guns.}"
"Hisss{Kind of says something about his thinking, don't it?}"
"..Hiss{True. But what can we do?}"
"Hisss! Hisssss.{Let us join them! Then we can be part of their amazing adventures!}"
"Hiss!{YEah!}"
The two aliens turned towards Ram, hissing excitedly.
"....DIE ALIEN SCUM!"
"Hii...{Um...}" one began, but soon both were hit by a wave of electricity, frying them both.
"That takes care of tha-Wait a minute, villains never come in pairs! That must mean...SAMII!" Ram cried, and rushed into the hotel.
When Ram got up Splazor had vaporized the third alien, the group decided too leave the hotel.
As the group left Ram asked
"who sent those things"
Splazor answered "They Were Weird guys with shitty aim what more do ya need ta know, apart from I KEELD DEM BITCHES"
As the group left Ram asked
"who sent those things"
Splazor answered "They Were Weird guys with shitty aim what more do ya need ta know, apart from I KEELD DEM BITCHES"
What...what is this? I really don't even know where to start with this post or, to be honest, in any of your posts..petey hunter said:
Now, I'll be the first to admit the AA does not have much standards for grammar, plot development, or even sanity. But the 2 things we always try for is Fun and Funny. Neither which I have been seeing in your posts.
This post is yet another example. Neither characters spoke like themselves. You didn't give a reason why they left the hotel. You didn't even describe what was happening or make a joke. You just stated that they left the hotel. The characters simply stated some words. Their was no emotion or feeling. This could of been easily done by another hero posting for their character.
Or you could of put more detail into it. You could of added how I burst into Samii's room, and she got freaked and slapped me. You could of said how Splazor Cat wakened everyone, thus the Alien having to face several pissed heroes. Or maybe the Alien blew himself up with a Predator bomb in a from of scared suicide!
Sigh, okay, I'm taking a deep breath...
Now, I'm not saying you should stop posting here. I accept all players here, except trolls/fanboys/spammers. But all I ask is that you go back a few pages, a few dozen pages, or heck, start at the begining and read. Just read. See what we post, how we post, and why we post the things we do. Pick up on the styles we use and the humour.
Please do this or try to post with a better humour.
The point of the Avatar Adventure Thread is not to move the story or to win the game, but to just have fun. Thank you for taking the time to read this.
"but i think it was that damned sasquatch!"splazor said in an old lady voice. the group walked on for a few minutes in silence until they came upon a section of a fence. just a section of a fence. so the group went up to it and looked at it. Splazor scratched it and a large billy mayes cut out fell from the sky. The cut out fell to the ground and expanded to the size of a sky scraper.
"HI BILLY MAYES HERE!" it bellowed before dropping thousands of pounds on oxyclean on the heros and eating them.
"HI BILLY MAYES HERE!" it bellowed before dropping thousands of pounds on oxyclean on the heros and eating them.
Ramthundar said:
Seriously though, this is all true what you say. I would like Petey to go back and find a post where Splazor said,
'I don't know'
What he would have said is,
"Ram, quit being such a whiny ass- IMACHARGINMAHLAZOR!!"
If you don't want to put the effort in, there is the door.
'I don't know'
What he would have said is,
"Ram, quit being such a whiny ass- IMACHARGINMAHLAZOR!!"
If you don't want to put the effort in, there is the door.
petey hunter said:
yea petey, heres the thing. i've been keeping an eye on you, because you have potential. but heres the problem. you take this to seriously. read over a few pages and see that this is the weirdest,most dialouge and joke heavy RP every concieved. so please, stay. but also,please lighten up and talk and joke. we are glad to have you. but lighten up man.
"Hey whats that over there." Said Mk. "Can't you tell? It's obviously Billy Mayes. I'm watching one of his infomercialls right now." Said Maddawg. "Wait how did you get that Tv to work?" "Turns out Anime characters generate electricity when they power up. So I just stuck my jumper cables to Sho and Grimm."
Suddenly the Tv began brodcasting and Emergency broadcast from Canada. A female anchor appeared on screen and seemed to have a warm smile despite the fact that there was an energencey."Well hello there everyone. It's a lovley day here in Canada. Looks like the weather is attracting some celebrities to behind me you can see Ghanson destroying our lovley city of Toronto. So nice to see the Celebrites havin-" The Anchor woman was cut off as a zombie summoned by Ghanson came and ripped here head off. "This Broadcast was brought to you by Canada: The nicest place on earth.
"OH SHIT HE ATTACKED CANANDA! CATANA FIND ME THE FASTEST ROUTE TO TORONTO!" "Chill out Mk it's just Canada." "Just Canada...JUST CANADA! Canada is my home Canada is where I was born Canada-" "Is where you buy most of you're Cat nip?" "That's beside the point!"
Suddenly the Tv began brodcasting and Emergency broadcast from Canada. A female anchor appeared on screen and seemed to have a warm smile despite the fact that there was an energencey."Well hello there everyone. It's a lovley day here in Canada. Looks like the weather is attracting some celebrities to behind me you can see Ghanson destroying our lovley city of Toronto. So nice to see the Celebrites havin-" The Anchor woman was cut off as a zombie summoned by Ghanson came and ripped here head off. "This Broadcast was brought to you by Canada: The nicest place on earth.
"OH SHIT HE ATTACKED CANANDA! CATANA FIND ME THE FASTEST ROUTE TO TORONTO!" "Chill out Mk it's just Canada." "Just Canada...JUST CANADA! Canada is my home Canada is where I was born Canada-" "Is where you buy most of you're Cat nip?" "That's beside the point!"
Interventions have no place here. If you need me I'll be playing the Maraccas in the corner.
See? This is a good example of some crazy-ass plot development! The first thing I thought when I read this was WTF? That's what your shooting for.imacharginmehlaz0r said:
"DUUDDDEE! It's the Evil Lord that had cursed us!" Jay cried, falling through Billy Maye's throat.
"A card board cut out? This is what you guys are afraid off? Psh." Ram said.
"Splazor, would you do the honors?"
"Whah?*SMACK* Oh, right! IMCHARGENMAHSPLAZORS!!"
Splazor Cat sent loose a lazor, right for Billy Maye's head. But it merely deflected off.
"HAHAH! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HOPE TO DEFEATE BILLY MAYES, KING OF SALES!"
"Damn it!" Ram cried, stomping on the ground.
"Uhh, dudes. How are we outside? I thought we were eaten?" Jay asked, looking around at the field in confusion.
"Doy, pot-head. Cardboard cut-outs have no stomachs."
"Ha! Don't worry mere mortals! The Logician can easily dodge away from this cretins sales tactics!" the Logician cried. He was about to charge a bolt of Logic, but Billy Mayes threw a stick of Mighty Putty at him. "GAAH!" came his cry before getting hit right in the noggin. He then turned into a sack of potatoes.
"Why did he just turn into a sack of potatoes?!" Huey asked, eyeing the sack with dumbfounded disbelief.
"Why should you question anything that ever happens here?" Ram asked, dodging a Hercules Hook.
Suddenly, an attack from Billy Mayes shattered everyone's disbelief. Ragnorak looked at the Sack.
"Damn it, Damn it!!"
Splazor decided to run up to billy mayes and claw the cardboard until something happened. Billy Mayes shrunk and out popped VINCE the sham wow guy! splazor shot him but the shamwow absorbed it and hit splazor with me. he took the shamwow and chased the heros screaming something about his nuts.
"why won't he shut up about his nuts!"Splazor asked.
"that dude needs a whore."Jay blurted out.
they finally lost vince in a very large forest. which was weird in Nevada. but they ran threw it until they could no longer here the mentioning of nuts. they climbed the trees but saw nothing. all of the sudden they heard loud stomping and a "HO HO HO!" it was the jolly green giant guy! he picked up the heros and placed them in his tunic pocket. he then walked in the direction of mexico.
"why won't he shut up about his nuts!"Splazor asked.
"that dude needs a whore."Jay blurted out.
they finally lost vince in a very large forest. which was weird in Nevada. but they ran threw it until they could no longer here the mentioning of nuts. they climbed the trees but saw nothing. all of the sudden they heard loud stomping and a "HO HO HO!" it was the jolly green giant guy! he picked up the heros and placed them in his tunic pocket. he then walked in the direction of mexico.
sorry about all the sales people i cant not think of them
Master Kitty ran outside, he coughed up his emergency supply of nip,
"Aw shit man, I am running low, hold on Canada!" Master Kitty frantically fiddled with his helmet, "Catana, I need a pelican nao!"
Master Kitty paused, "Aw shit, I am starting talk in lolcatz, I need ma fixinz!" Master Kitty jumped in his Pelican, "Man, I really have a cravin for a- I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?! GAH!!!!"
He flew as fast as he could toward BC, he didn't care about Shitty Toronto, but he needed to save his BC nip.
"Aw shit man, I am running low, hold on Canada!" Master Kitty frantically fiddled with his helmet, "Catana, I need a pelican nao!"
Master Kitty paused, "Aw shit, I am starting talk in lolcatz, I need ma fixinz!" Master Kitty jumped in his Pelican, "Man, I really have a cravin for a- I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?! GAH!!!!"
He flew as fast as he could toward BC, he didn't care about Shitty Toronto, but he needed to save his BC nip.