<spoiler=OOC>I'm gonna start introducing a villain here. He'll join Maddawg and friends/people-not-stabbing-him-in-the-back-(yet) after they save Canada. Which they seem to be doing for some reason.
I don't know why I'm doing this, I just want to try my hand at a different style of writing for a while. Y'know, as a near-omnipotent, impersonal force.While all this was happening, strange things were happening in rural Iowa. Mysterious disappearances, mutilations and, most terrifying of all, phone calls where you would pick up the phone and all you would hear is breathing, low and heavy!!!! Children were forced to stay inside after dark. Dogs howled at the moon. Well, more than is usual I mean. People spoke of "Sidhe" and "Fae" and other, less Hallmark-card-moment worthy forces. Deep in the Iowan woods, something was stirring, something that blended with shadow and had blood-red eyes.
Hell grew restless...