The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

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Ethereal.Frog

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Suddenly, a the rock Quantum Roberts was standing on stood up.
*Good morning gentlemen, my name is Bill.* the assembled group hears in their mind.
 

RagnorakTres

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<spoiler=OOC>I'm gonna start introducing a villain here. He'll join Maddawg and friends/people-not-stabbing-him-in-the-back-(yet) after they save Canada. Which they seem to be doing for some reason.

I don't know why I'm doing this, I just want to try my hand at a different style of writing for a while. Y'know, as a near-omnipotent, impersonal force.While all this was happening, strange things were happening in rural Iowa. Mysterious disappearances, mutilations and, most terrifying of all, phone calls where you would pick up the phone and all you would hear is breathing, low and heavy!!!! Children were forced to stay inside after dark. Dogs howled at the moon. Well, more than is usual I mean. People spoke of "Sidhe" and "Fae" and other, less Hallmark-card-moment worthy forces. Deep in the Iowan woods, something was stirring, something that blended with shadow and had blood-red eyes.

Hell grew restless...
 

The_Chief

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"NOOOO NOOTTT THEEE VOICES AGAIN!!!! TO MUCH THERAPY!" splazor ran in a circle until ram picked him up and slapped him.
"get a hold of yourself man!"
"sorry" splazor said. "aww arent you a cute little quantom robert!" splazor picked him up with his paw.
 

Ethereal.Frog

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The telepathic rock known as Bill grows wings.
*So, what's going on, and why is the nondescript small thing being hold by what appears to be a cat? Actually, why am I standing in a giant pile of rubble?*

Bill seems to have not noticed his wings.
 

The Salty Vulcan

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"PLEASE HAVE MERCY!" Roberts cried as the Hellcat's petted him, moving the skin from his skull. Finally releasing himself from Splazors grasp Roberts walked up to the talking Rock. "Talking Rocks ehh? We'll I've dealt wioth your kind before Bill, If Bill is your name. HIUIYYAAAH"
Roberts punches Bill only to kindly step away hide behind Ram and scream.

"OWWWWWWWW"
 

The_Chief

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"hes so cute!!! i wanna give him a hug!" splazor said before going up to Quantom and giving him a big hug.
 

Ramthundar

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"Ahh, there there, little guy. Now what exactly are you two doi-SPLAZOR SPIT HIM OUT NOW!"
Splazor Cat had a big eyes as his cheeks expanded. "WhuH?"
"SPIT HIM OUT NOW!" Ram cried, slapping Splazor on the head.
"I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself!" Splazor cried, tears welling in his eyes.
"Well, okay. Just don't let it-GOD DAMNIT IT SPLAZOR, SPIT HIM OUT!"
"Sorry! Sorry!"

After wiping the spit off poor Quantum, he asked what the two were doing around here.
 

The Salty Vulcan

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"And I just had this scarf died"
"So what are you guys doing here anyways" Roberts asked as he squeezed the spit from his scarf
"Not like there much to do around here"
 

Ramthundar

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Well, we're going to go into that Oblivion gate so we can destroy the crystal that has this state under an evil control and then we can go save the world from Maddawg and I can win back Samii The Cow's heart back cause we're in love and stuff." Ram said, all in one breath.
One breath later...
"What you guys doing here?"
 

The Salty Vulcan

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"IUhwellummmehuhhhImmmmtryingtosaveaprincessyeahthatsit"
Roberts eyes a lily behind the group and continues to lie. "Princess Lily of theeee..." Spots a discarded eraser on the ground "Eraser People of the North..yeah that should stick"
 

Ramthundar

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"Well, that certainly sounds like adventuring material! You should join us!"
Ram then turned to look at the rock Bill. "And what are you doing here?"
 

Ethereal.Frog

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*I'm here to consume human souls. Or something to that effect. I'm not actually sure yet. Hey look! I have wings!* With that Bill jumps into the air and starts flying around the assembled group.
 

Ramthundar

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"Hehe, nice. A flying, giant rock over our heads that may or may not consumer our souls. How pleasent." Ram said.
"So, since you two are here, would you care to join our merry group of men?"
"Ahem!"
"And Lady-Bovine."
"Ahem!"
"And Ninja Monkey."
"Thank you."
 

The Salty Vulcan

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"Well I dont know Im kinda busy"
"HEY THERE HE IS!" As the group looks up over the hill they spot a group of stereotypical rioting villages brandishing the normal assortments of pitchforks and torches

"@_@ LOVETOJOINLETSGETAMOVEON!"
 

Ethereal.Frog

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*Hey look some souls, you guys want any or can I have them all?*
Shortly after asking that Bill lands infront of the mob, and appears to breath in.
They all fall down.
 

Ramthundar

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"HAHAH! Oh, Boy Rubber." Ram said, whiping a tear from his eye. "I'll miss you when you die."
"Anyway, we should continue on to the GAAATTTEEE!" Ram cried, rushing at the Oblivion gate.
"Why did he just run of?" Quantum Roberts asked.
"BBBEEECCCAAUSSEE III CCCAANNN!"
"Don't worry, you get used to this sort of thing." Huey said, following the charging goat.
 

The_Chief

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"quantom,you'll need a ride. your so small you won't be able to keep up. you have a bike or something?" splazor said running