Splazor decided to run up to billy mayes and claw the cardboard until something happened. Billy Mayes shrunk and out popped VINCE the sham wow guy! splazor shot him but the shamwow absorbed it and hit splazor with me. he took the shamwow and chased the heros screaming something about his nuts.
"why won't he shut up about his nuts!"Splazor asked.
"that dude needs a whore."Jay blurted out.
they finally lost vince in a very large forest. which was weird in Nevada. but they ran threw it until they could no longer here the mentioning of nuts. they climbed the trees but saw nothing. all of the sudden they heard loud stomping and a "HO HO HO!" it was the jolly green giant guy! he picked up the heros and placed them in his tunic pocket. he then walked in the direction of mexico.
sorry about all the sales people i cant not think of them
Umm, yeah, I know I said I like random plot twists, but this is pushing it just a bit. Perhaps we should stick with getting the Oblivion Crystals to Save Jay's town? And the reason I won't post more now is cause i'm going to bed. Night!
Splazor decided to run up to billy mayes and claw the cardboard until something happened. Billy Mayes shrunk and out popped VINCE the sham wow guy! splazor shot him but the shamwow absorbed it and hit splazor with me. he took the shamwow and chased the heros screaming something about his nuts.
"why won't he shut up about his nuts!"Splazor asked.
"that dude needs a whore."Jay blurted out.
they finally lost vince in a very large forest. which was weird in Nevada. but they ran threw it until they could no longer here the mentioning of nuts. they climbed the trees but saw nothing. all of the sudden they heard loud stomping and a "HO HO HO!" it was the jolly green giant guy! he picked up the heros and placed them in his tunic pocket. he then walked in the direction of mexico.
sorry about all the sales people i cant not think of them
Umm, yeah, I know I said I like random plot twists, but this is pushing it just a bit. Perhaps we should stick with getting the Oblivion Crystals to Save Jay's town? And the reason I won't post more now is cause i'm going to bed. Night!
sorry im just tired and cant think. the only reason i came up with them is because im watching infomercials. we can still look for the crystals, but can we fight some magically mexican drug lords in mexico and find some?dont worry i know where im trying to direct it
Shapsters began swerving up and down trying to combat the LOLCAT Syndrome. "I can do this I can do this." Suddenly Maddawg slamed on the windshield yelling "OPEN THE DANM DOOR!" Master Kitty opened the Pelicans door and Sho,Grimm and Maddawg climbed in. "What the Hell Mk what's wrong with you?" Asked Sho. "Oh man. Oh Man Catana Change it to autoPilot.I need to use the bathroom." "But sir there's no bathroom on the ship." Mk got out of the seat,opened his helmet and began to barf in the lap of Grimm. "OH YOU GOTTA BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!"
When Ram got up Splazor had vaporized the third alien, the group decided too leave the hotel.
As the group left Ram asked
"who sent those things"
Splazor answered "I Don't Know"
yea petey, heres the thing. i've been keeping an eye on you, because you have potential. but heres the problem. you take this to seriously. read over a few pages and see that this is the weirdest,most dialouge and joke heavy RP every concieved. so please, stay. but also,please lighten up and talk and joke. we are glad to have you. but lighten up man.
I guess I'm trying to make a serios evil villain I'll try to make ut a bit better seeing as noyhing here has logic, also I changed the post with Splazor's answer
the great green Giant could have continued to Mexico but a giant-eating bird appeared the giant ran and dropped our heroes but a fortitude save prevented them from harm.
The bird suddenly lost all it's feathers when they cleared they saw a group of ninjas wearing yellow robes. one had a goldish fox mask he jumped down.
"You are in deeeeeeeep trouble I am the greatest smartest and stealthiest of all ninjas>"
he wore a name tag that said Hi My Name Is: BOB but he spelled bob wrong
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this guy is going to have some big plot development but I gotta leave soon, so don't kill him or anything OK
When Ram got up Splazor had vaporized the third alien, the group decided too leave the hotel.
As the group left Ram asked
"who sent those things"
Splazor answered "I Don't Know"
yea petey, heres the thing. i've been keeping an eye on you, because you have potential. but heres the problem. you take this to seriously. read over a few pages and see that this is the weirdest,most dialouge and joke heavy RP every concieved. so please, stay. but also,please lighten up and talk and joke. we are glad to have you. but lighten up man.
I guess I'm trying to make a serios evil villain I'll try to make ut a bit better seeing as noyhing here has logic, also I changed the post with Splazor's answer
"Oh, please Bob, you barely passed the Guild's exams. If you are even the slightest bit OW!" Ragnorak was one-hit KOd by the strange man. "FLAWLESS VICTORY" came a mysterious voice.
"Heh. You weren't counting on me getting a hold of the ninja drug that that one madman with a castle had made, did you! Enma, you used to show me up in school all the time, now it's time for me to return the favor!" said the strangely shiny ninja.
"Wait, what madman?" asked one of the mooks.
"I don't know, just kind of found a stash of powder in an abandoned castle, mixed it in with my tea." Everyone, even the randomly passing badger, gave him a strange look. "What!? I thought it was sugar!"
Bob the ninja moved back to the front of the group and took a breath to start his exposition again. Unfortunately (for him) he was hit with a deflected ki blast from a nearby Saiyan battle. He was carried off into the distance with a twinkle, shouting obscenities. The mooks watched him go, looked at the heroes, looked at each other, looked back at the heroes and wisely decided that now would be a good time to run. Ragnorak stood up. "Yeh, that idiot is gonna get himself killed if he keeps taking that drug. I've seen it happen. Anyway, we need to get this side-quest back on track so we can get back to saving the world. I've got about as much patience with this stupid gate as a trance-deprived elven wizard. Let's go." The party dutifully trudged back to the Oblivion geted town and rested in the inn for another night.
Mean While
Bob stood in a magic circle
"Please maser Maelstrom help me."
I gave you the Oblivion Crystal of Invincibility,"
"but you have another crystal-"
"SILENCE That crystal is for the tank and you know it are any of them dead?"
"No if I had something I could kill them myself."
"Very well take this Artifact"
a blue 5 pointed star appeared floating in front of Bob
"It will never miss, and what ever is hit by this will die instantly."
" Thank You my master."
Come on. Maybe not everyone got the message in time. Like me for instance. He did it the day before. Perhaps people where too tired after work to check back allready by then. And the next day, they obviously had to go to work. I mean seriously 12 PM? 11 AM aren't people usually at work on these times in the middle of the week?
Oh, and Multi. Please put OOC in spoilers. I know you don't give a shit about your fellow players (since you've openly stated it before), but let's have some thoughts for the RP. It doesn't really look all too well that there's a bunch of messages displayed as if they are a part of the RP
Oh, and I will be joining you soon. After this weekend I will be done with the most urgent. So I shall find time to join you ... After I've read through the tons of pages that is. *sigh*
I'll begin now
Come on. Maybe not everyone got the message in time. Like me for instance. He did it the day before. Perhaps people where too tired after work to check back allready by then. And the next day, they obviously had to go to work. I mean seriously 12 PM? 11 AM aren't people usually at work on these times in the middle of the week?
Oh, and Multi. Please put OOC in spoilers. I know you don't give a shit about your fellow players (since you've openly stated it before), but let's have some thoughts for the RP. It doesn't really look all too well that there's a bunch of messages displayed as if they are a part of the RP
Oh, and I will be joining you soon. After this weekend I will be done with the most urgent. So I shall find time to join you ... After I've read through the tons of pages that is. *sigh*
I'll begin now
Oh...I didn't expect you to click in here...Ugh. So nice weather were having *Thunder strike*.
"GO LEFT GO LEFT! NO YOU'RE OTHER LEFT!" Yelled Sho who was yelling at Maddawg while he flew the pelican. "I'm trying!" Snapped Maddawg right before he flew into a nearby skyscraper. "Okay were here.""I'm sorry I had to let you fly Maddawg but unfortunatly Mk forgot to get the correct App in order for me to activate auto pilot." "SHUT CATANA AND WHEREZ IZ ME CHEZZEBURGERZ! Said Mk who was still vomiting on Grimm. Maddawg climbed out of the pelican and looked around for anyone who could point them in the right direction. "You there wait up. Look where lookking for Ghanson do you have any idea where they are?" The man only stared at him and began speaking french. "You idiot Maddawg you flew us to Montreal not Toronto!"
splazor cat slept when all of a sudden he heard a noise comming from outside. i was an old man. the old man was doing terrible things to sheep. the sheep was crying out in agony and pain when all of the sudden Splazor shot the old man and he disinigrated into a pile of fish. in the pile of fish he saw a note. it said "to do list"
1.get milk.
2.water the plants.
3.herd some cattle.
4.do terrible things to sheep.
5.go make crystal trade off with the king of sheep.
splazor cat looked at it. then at the sheep. the sheep said thank you then gave splazor a map and a sweater. splazor ran back to the inn and woke up ram. then he told ram about the map and the man and the sheep and the sweater and the to do list.
Suddenly, a rock fell out of the sky, crushing half the inn. Everybody died, except the people who had names. On top of said rock there was a rather large sheep and a crystal.
One, All OCC belong in spoilers.
Two, the Meeting was not a "Definite," it was a suggestion. So if some people missed it, that's no big deal.
THREE, as I've stated before, ALL AA WEBCOMIC DISCUSSION BELONGS HERE [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.122388.2460444]
Also, Any members of the writing team that hasn't already, please post something on that thread so that any you know when any updates, meeting dates, or info about the Webcomic show up. Thank you!
"So by terrible deeds, dould you describe them in detail?" Ram asked the flustered Splazor Cat. Suddenly, the in was torn in half by a giant rock, and on top was a giant sheep and crystal. Ram looked down at the map, which said "ROCK IS HERE! YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION", with a large arrow pointed at the rock.
"Well, that certainly is an accurate map."
"WHO DARES SUMMON THE KING OF SHEEP?" Bahhed the creature on the rock. "QUAKE, OH MORTALS, BEFORE THE MY MIGHTY WOOLY MIGHT! BOW BEFO-Hey, is that Ram? Oy, it is! Ay, Ram! How you doing, you raunchy old bastard.
"Bert! My god, it is you. Ah, i'm doing good. Just been leading a group of heroes on amazing quests and such. How you been doing?"
"Oh, doin alright. Been made King o' da Sheep, don't cha know." KoS said, showing off his crown.
"Nice. So, what's with the crystal?" Ram asked, looking at the shiny black diamond.
"Oh, this thing? Well, I was bringing it to this man who was going to trade with me for it. It was supposed to be sometin to battle the evil force around 'ere. Havn't seen him around 'ere, though."
"Oh, um, he got...a fever. A very hot fever. But I could take the crystal for you."
"Ehh, I dinna know..."
"Hey, you still owe me for bailing you out from that date back in high-school."
"I dinna know she was a wolf! Those were some convincing sheep's clothin! Ach, fine, take the damn thing."
And with that, the King of Sheep wandered of to take care of his flock, while Ram examined the crystal.
"welll that was...intresting. now where do we go? can we follow that guy? he had a funny accent!" splazor said while eating the pile of fish that was once an old man.
The rock rolls over, away from the inn and off into the horizon, leaving behind a deep trail in the ground. Inside the trail were the words "This trail might be useful" repeating every few meters.
As the troupe continued their trek a strange feeling came over them. A sensation of being watched by a not so maleficent force. So would turn their heads and see nothing save for a streak of brilliant blue
"Hmm, that trail might be useful." Ram said, eyeing the strange trail.
"No! Enough with the weird distractions! Let's just get this Oblivion mission done so we can get out of this place!" Ragnorak cried.
"Well, if you'd follow the trail..." Ram said, and watched as the rock headed towards the large Oblivion gate.
"Plus, I think these thing might be useful" he continued, examining the crystal in his hooves. It glowed with an inner light, and every few seconds a charge of electticity was emitted from it's depths.
"Yep, definitly some weird-ass crystal of power."
Ragnorak took the crystal and examined it. "You sure?"
"Yeah! It's glowing and it's charging and everything!"
"Well, I only ask because..." Ragnorak said, and pointed to a small lettering on the side of the crystal. MADE IN CHINA
"...well, these things gotta come from somewhere, dont' they?"
Note to self: Always reserve a spot before posting. Sigh. Well, all that happened before the new guy showed.
"DARN!!" Leaping over the rocks a small and rascally cute figure appeared silhouetted by the sun. "Behold mere mortal Im WHOA..."as the small figure tripped and stumbled towards the group they couldnt help but feel, well...pity
Finally picking himself up, he dusted himself off "Quantum Roberts at your service.
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