The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Since when are there a billion people in one street in India!?" Sho asked
"Figure of speech you idiot!" MK replied
"Whatever!" And with that Sho sent out a blast of sonic energy and sliced the group of indians in half.
"Well, now were enimies of a country, great going..." Grimm mumbled
"Hey! What kind of attitude is that!? We're villians, it's the good thing for us to do!" Maddawg said punching Grimm in the gut
"Ok, now what's the purpose behind killing Ghandi anyway!?" Sho asked "I want Obama dead, and if we kill him we can run America!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ah simple minded Sho. Don't you realize that if we gain the evil demonic powers of Ghandi we could easily run the world...[sup]and I'd be able to pay off my student loans[/sup]" "What?"Said Sho "Nothing. Now lets get that wheel!"

 

[ajb924]

"[sup]Stupid bastard with his dumb ideas....[/sup]" Sho grumbled
"What was that?" Maddawg asked
"Hmm? I didn't say anything." Sho said
"Whatever, let's go!" MK said obviously bored. The group headed to the museum to get the wheel, but on the way there they encountered Batman, but not just any Batman, the original Batman. Adam West.
"I will not let you take the wheel of Ghandi!" Adam said
"Then we'll just have to kill you!" Maddawg replied. And with that MK sent a missle in Adam's diretcion. He simply put out a hand and deflected it
"Foolish mortals, you little toys cannot defeat ADAM WEST!" And as he said those words thunder and lightning lashed out and the wind began to blow furiously.
"Well, this should be interesting..." Sho said

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly Adam took out his Catbow

and began launching cats at our villans. The villans quickyly dove behind cover to escape the incoming furballs. "On second thought this isn't all that interesting. In fact it's just plain weird." "After everything we have done you really belive that this is weird?" "....Point taken." Mk quickly jumped into the conversation "You know the people who post this stuff are really sick minded and-" Before Mk could finish a cat stuck to his back and began to claw at him. "AHH AUNT MARSAH QUIT IT!"


Hahaha. Foolish Mk you should never mock the poster. They are god of this domain. In this world anything can happan...anything can happan. *The narrator stands up and jumps out an open window shouting I can fly.A stage hand quickly calls the producer and explains there current problem. The result? John Madden is now the narrator.

Spoiler

Ya I got bored so I did this. Basically anything that your character does is narratted by John Madden now. If you get confuesed just use many football refrences and Brett Farve.

 

[Ramthundar]

Well, basically you got the talking goat over here, drowning in the Magic Monkey's water, causing a 30 yard lead by Jay. He's now making a pass at the Talking cow, but he's deflected by a the quiet guy that never does much. Now if Brett Farve was here, he would have made the pass, got the cow, made the touchdown, and had steak and sex, all at the same time.
And now we have the opposing Oblivion team sending most of their offensive players, which Brett Farve could handle single handedly, because Brett Favre..."
Soon John Madden was taken to Corrective Therapy, where a cure would hopefully be found.
The next narrator used was...Micheal Bay.

Spoiler: YAY!

Meh, I don't really know much about John Madden. But now we got a new game!.

 

[ajb924]

As the villains were desperatly trying to dodge the cats, they noticed almost everything started to explode/ light on fire.
"What the hell!?" Maddawg screamed
"It's like a Michal Bay film!" Sho replied "Lot's of unnecessary explosions and fires!"
"Well i know where this is going..." Grimm mumbled and with that a cat latched onto his face and exploded "FUCK! That hurt!"
Micheal Bay was soon removed for causing many injuries toward the players.
The next narrate used was... Zack Snyder.

Spoiler: Zack Snyder

For those of you who don't know he directed Watchmen and 300, if you haven't seen at least the watchmen, shame on you, he uses a lot of slow-mo and huge amounts of blood in both movies. And Maddawg, i was hoping someone would bring out the catbow.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"You villans have no hope of taking the wheel. You are all mad"Said Adam with a Manical laugh.

Maddawg heard this and had a serious look upon his face. "Maddawg whats wrong?"Asked Mk as a flaming cat whizzed by his face. "Madness? THIS IS NEXUS!" Maddawg ran out of the cover with his Chainsaw staff cutting all cats that approached him in half. "I though we were in India?"Asked Sho who never got a response as the rest of the group just stared at Maddawg as he approached Adam West.Maddawg lifted his foot and planted it right into Adam's chest.IN SLOW MOTION!"NOOO" Yelled Adam as he fell down. He landed flat on the floor and began looking around feeling the floor to confirm its solidity (Not a word but I don't care). "Works better with a hole....Grimm here's a shovel start digging. " Unfortunatly for the shovel it was shot out of Maddawg's hands by Adam's lasers. "Watch it I just got these fingers reattached." Said Maddawg. Adam stood back up with a his glowing red and an evil look on his face.

"So I guess were not going to get Ice Cream after this." Said Mk.

Soon Zach Taylor was arrested for his crimes against the comic book world with his movie The Watchmen.He was replaced by Augustus Cole.

Spoiler: Ah Good times.

Inside joke. Anyway If you don't know who Cole is SHAME ON YOU! I'VE BEEN MAKING REFRENCES TO HIM THIS ENTIRE ADVETNURE AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM BY NOW YOU ARE A SAD LITTLE MAN.....I'm sorry I should have said YOUR EITHER A SAD LITTLE MAN OR WOMAN!

 

[Shapsters]

WOHOO!! SUCK IT YA ***** ASS BATMAN! WE IS GONNA COME IN AND KICK YO ASS!!

"Who is saying that?" asked MK as he looked around, "Hello? Who is talking right-"

YYYYAAAAAAA!!! SHUT UP YA ***** ASS KIITY CAT! OR I WILL KICK OR PUNK ASS FASTER THAN YOU CAN CRY FOR YOUR ***** ASS MOMMA!

Cole decided he was too good for this kind of crap so he threw the mic on the floor, he walked out of the announcing booth mumbling something about ***** asses. And who came in next? None other then stereotypical black reverend!

Spoiler: Black Pastor

Just talk like this,
'And then the lawrd cometh and he said to you a boy he said!'
It had better be good!

 

[Ramthundar]

Hello my children. The Lawd bless us for this fine day were having to-day. Oh yes, bless his name!
{chorus singing}: Bless his name!
And to-day, on this FINE day, we see here, some HEATHENS against the lawd!
{chorus singing}: No Good, NO GOOD at all!
"Hey! Just cause we kill thousands of Indians and want to use Ghandi's ghost to rule the world does NOT make us heathens!" Sho cried.
"Heck, it practically makes us Christians." Master Kitty said, dodging another cat from Adam.
Dare not use the good name of our socie-teh for your own twisted amusment.[sub]{chorus singing}: oh, do not, do not[/sub]. You shall not be casting you'h demonic spells here! Oh heavenly fatha,[sub]{chorus singing}: our heavenly fatha![/sub], mah god lawd,[sub]{chorus singing}: Mah Good Lawd![/sub] strike down upon this wretched non-believah's!
"Oh, not again..." Grim whined, before being zapped by a thunderbolt.
Praise Jesus!
{chorus singing}: Praise Jesus!

After seeing a crippled man and chasing after him to cure him, it was decided to try for a safer, more fun narrator. So they got of Brock and Prof. Venture to do the narration!

Spoiler

Yay! that was fun. Till the heroes post again, i'm just going to narrate with you guys! And if you guys don't know/want to do Venture Bro's (watching them now!) plan B is Barney the Dinosaur.

 

[ajb924]

{Brock}So as Adam West shot lazer cat's at the villains-
{Prof} What the hell? Adam West is trying to kill a bunch of villains with cats!?
{Brock}Look, i read the little thing thats-
{Prof}Oh, excuse me for not understanding this crazy ass plot!
{Brock}Do you wanna do it?
{Prof}Fine, Ahem. Umm ok, sho started firing sound, and adam dodged it, Blah blah blah, jesus how long is this thing
{Dean}Hey guy's! Woa! What's with all the neat equipment?
{Brock}Oh god... Dean please get out of here, your father and i are trying to-
The scriptwriters kicked the group out because they were getting nothing done. The next narrator shall be... Peter Griffin

Spoiler: Ehhh

I could've done better, but im tired...

 

[Shapsters]

snip

[Haha, perfectly done! You should become a pastor yourself!]

 

[Ramthundar]

Alright let's see what we got here...Holy Crap! Bug alien! A cat with guns! Some Japanese crap. Man, this looks better then that Ice-Cream Surprise I had in Florida.
"Hey look, some ice-cream!" Master Kitty cheered, running towards a bowl of the frozen goods. When he was about to lick it, it burst into confetti, and it sprung a mouth yelling "SUPRISE!"
"Well, that wasn't such a good surprise." MK muttered.
"Hey, I'm sorry okay? Not everyone can be a fucking surprise in life!" the Ice-cream screamed, bursting into tears and running away. "O...k..." MK said, liking some confetti off of himself.
Heheheh, he' liking his balls.
Jeez, that was sadder then that one time I saw that movie by Night Shyamalan.
Suddenly, Ben Affleck came out behind a building. "I'm dying cancer!" Suddenly, Meagen Fox appeared from another building. "I love you Ben!" "I love you Meagen Fox!" "Oh no, i'm dying of cancer!" "NOOOO!" "WAIT! I'm not dying of cancer, I'm dying of...PUPPIES HAVING HEART ATTACK!"
Both starts turned to look at the villains.
"You know, sad thing is, I can't tell much of a difference from what usually happens." Sho said.
"Well, at least nothing happened to me..." Grimm began, but stopped when a small, cute puppy died next to him.
"THE SOURCE OF THE PLAGUE!" the stars screamed, and began pummeling Grimm.
Jeez, this is getting boring. I'm going to the bar.

Since he was closest, Night Shyamalan took over.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Aww Brock and the Professor are already gone. I was gonna have Brock kill Adam. Oh well. *Takes a number and waits in line behind Ram.* "Sigh...Nice day isn't it."

 

[The_Chief]

Spoiler: umm yea

how do i narrarate

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Sorry to break the line here but

LOLCATZ!!!

Suddenly, a LOLCAT parachuted in and grabbed the microphone,

OH HAI GUYZ, I R TEH LOLCATZ AND I LEIK TO EAT TEH CHEEZEBERGER!!

"Dammit! Its these fools that besmirch the cat name!" Master Kitty yelled as he shook his fist, "You and those damn catnipped cats!"

OH HAI! STOP BEEIN SO MEAN KTHXBY! NAO WHATZ GOIN ON HEARES?! OH NOES! THE HEROES ARE BEEIN ATTACKED!!

"Shut the piss up!" Master Kitty yelled as he shot the cat in the face, "Christ, learn to speak proper English!"

But who replaced teh LOLCAT? None other then Stephan Hawking!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: You cut in line

You bastard

"Aghhh the narration thing is starting to stall the story. Be right back." Said Maddawg

Meanwhile.
"The Mic is to low and what is with the goat marks? Who was in here before me?" Suddenly Maddawg appeared and broke down the door to th- Wait who the hell is narrating? I'm not about to narrate for no pay. "Fine I'll do it. In the time the mysterious man said those lines Maddawg had alrady grabbed Bill from his chair and threw him out the window. Luckily he landed on corpse of the old narrator and survived to teach.There now your hired."

Hurray!

Spoiler: I created a monster

It was fun for the moment but I thought we could try and move the story ahead.

 

[Ramthundar]

"ORGAZMO!" Ram cried, giving his old friend a hug. "Hey, where you been man! We missed yah!"

 

[petey hunter]

Meanwhile
Maelstrom sat in the Dungeon of his castle and watched with pleasure as three facehuggers clung to villagers emplanting the embryo of an Alien that he would use on our heroes.
his plan was simple he would grow these Aliens and then magically transport them to their target. He got up leaving the three in there cells for later, he went to the workshop where a black smith was working on a steampunk animatronic, "So when will it be finished?"
"A few days, will I get to-"
"Yes you will have your revenge,"
Maelstrom went to the throneroom, sat in his Throne and waited for his visitor to come,
when he arrived maelstrom smiled
"Well?"
Yeah Its them, want me to take them out?"
"No no I have some pets to do the job."
three aliens appeared at the throne having burst from the villagers and grown up with Maelstrom's magic.
the Spy left
"Ok then my pretties wait for night fall, then sneak up nd kill the heroes
"Hisssssssssssssssss"
"With a gun"
the Aliens each pull out a flintlock
"Hisssssssssssss?"
"don't worry there is no way you will miss if you dou just kill them some other way."
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Spoiler: The Aliens

Don't use them This is just a warning for later I'm saving them for a few posts