The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"FOR GLORY AND LAUDATION!! AND BANANAS!!"
<color=turquoise>For Jerry!!
<color=navy>Babe, you are aware that Ron logicked me back to normal, right?
<color=turquoise>I SAID FOR JERRY!!
<color=turquoise>For Jerry!!
<color=navy>Babe, you are aware that Ron logicked me back to normal, right?
<color=turquoise>I SAID FOR JERRY!!
"FOR FRREEED-ouch!"
"FOR DESTRUCIO-gah!"
Ram charged right through the gate and into the body of a large Daemon.
"Oh, sorry mate, you alright?" The daemon asked.
"Yeah, no problem, you only hit my horns. You okay?"
"Oh yah, you only hit meh armor. Nice battle cry you were doing, btw."
"Why thank you! Same with yours. Um...why were you rushing out?"
"Oh, we were going to go out and rain some blood on the poor villagers." the Daemon said, indicating some daemons with buckets behind him. "What are you doing?"
"Oh, well, um...we're here to stop you, I guess."
"Oh! Splendid! Heroes are much funner to fight then peasents." The Deamon drew out a 7 foot broad sword form his sheath.
"Yeah, greaaat. So, uh, heroes...ATTACK!"
"FOR DESTRUCIO-gah!"
Ram charged right through the gate and into the body of a large Daemon.
"Oh, sorry mate, you alright?" The daemon asked.
"Yeah, no problem, you only hit my horns. You okay?"
"Oh yah, you only hit meh armor. Nice battle cry you were doing, btw."
"Why thank you! Same with yours. Um...why were you rushing out?"
"Oh, we were going to go out and rain some blood on the poor villagers." the Daemon said, indicating some daemons with buckets behind him. "What are you doing?"
"Oh, well, um...we're here to stop you, I guess."
"Oh! Splendid! Heroes are much funner to fight then peasents." The Deamon drew out a 7 foot broad sword form his sheath.
"Yeah, greaaat. So, uh, heroes...ATTACK!"
Bill in all his infinite wisdom, decides to help, and attempts to dive-bomb the Daemon.
*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- OW, MY BODY!*
*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- OW, MY BODY!*
"AHHHHHHHWHHHYYYWOOULDYOOUUDOOOTHAAATT!!!"
*tHUMP* Landing on the demon's face, Roberts wasted no time performing wet willies and pulling on the demons nostrils
*tHUMP* Landing on the demon's face, Roberts wasted no time performing wet willies and pulling on the demons nostrils
"Good job, Quantum. Get at them, Splazor!" Ram cheered, head-butting a few enemies.
"Go Orgaz-...." Ram decided to just turn away from Orgazmo's attacks. "Ahh, good to have old friends back."
"Go Orgaz-...." Ram decided to just turn away from Orgazmo's attacks. "Ahh, good to have old friends back."
*Wait the hell, is he doing to that demon?* A closer look made Bill realize he didn't really want to know, as he landed on a nearby demon, crushing it's spine with his immense weight, then eating the next closest enemy.
They looked up at the Sigil spire to see Maelstrom tampering with the crystal
He sent a telepathic message that was grim.
Maelstrom was going to take the crystal, he could close the gate ,but it would seal them inside unless if he pulled them out. or he could leave the gate open the demons would destroy the town, but they could escape.
there was a third Option they would leave and drop the crystal they found from the sheep king. Maelstrom would then close the gate
He sent a telepathic message that was grim.
Maelstrom was going to take the crystal, he could close the gate ,but it would seal them inside unless if he pulled them out. or he could leave the gate open the demons would destroy the town, but they could escape.
there was a third Option they would leave and drop the crystal they found from the sheep king. Maelstrom would then close the gate
Maelstrom laughed cruelly
"Farewell"
he removed the crystal the gate was closing fast can you get out in time
"Farewell"
he removed the crystal the gate was closing fast can you get out in time
"Alright so you're sure were in Toronto?" Asked Sho. Suddenly a large chunk of a billboard flew by and hit Grimm. "I'm not sure. Pretty sure Canadians are to nice to throw Billboards at us." said Maddawg. Suddenly Ghanson appeared and began destroying parts of the city. He notices our villans and sees that they are prepared to fight excpet for Grimm who was still climbing out of the wreckage that was the Billboard. "Finnally a challenge. This country is so boring. The natives refuse to flee in my wake and they refuse to call in there milatary." So let us leave this place and fight somewhere where I know death and violence are at an all time high!" "Darfur?" Said Mk who was now recovering from his Catnip Withdrawl."No OBLIVION!" and with that Ghanson transported our villans to the entrance to Oblivion. Ghanson turned in time to see that Malestrom was closing the gate permanently. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Yelled Ghanson! "Who what?" Said Malestrom."How dare you attempt to lock me out of my own home!" "Please I do not fear you. You are nothing but a-" Suddenly Ghanson used a Darth Vaderesque Force Choke. He shook Malestrom violently until he dropped the gem key. He then threw Malestrom across the plain and picked up the gem and placed it in it's slot. "Now then my minons destroy this furry beast!" With that hundreds of werewolf zombies rose up and attacked Malestrom while Ghanson lead our villans into the portal.
"Everyone out!" Ram cried, picking up Splazor Cat and Quantum while he rushed to the closing gate. He slammed right into the villains.
"OUCH! Hey, didn't we just have a epic villain fight a while ago?"
"OUCH! Hey, didn't we just have a epic villain fight a while ago?"
When ram bumped into the Villains he dropped the crystal It land on a strange rock suddenly there was a puff of smoke and Bob appeared he took the crystaland ran away before anyone could catch him he ran yelling
"Maelstrom I got the crystal, I am your best agent HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL
"Maelstrom I got the crystal, I am your best agent HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL
The crystal flew out of bobs hands and into Malestorm's. "HEY! I need that crystal for.... Something apparently!" Sho said lunging at Malestrom the rest of the villains quickly followed and ram said "Is it just me or are we seeing these guys more and more?" The crystal was dropped and Splazor picked it up "Hey guys I-" But grimm jumped at him before he could finish, while everyone was creating a mosh-pit of sorts Ghanson snuck in and took the crystal.
While all this had been happening, Ragnorak had slipped into the Daedra Lord's tower and was steadily advancing towards the throne room. He saw Maelstrom take the crystal out of the tower and shrugged. "Torogrect should have a spare. Hope he recognizes me, otherwise, this could get sticky." Ragnorak continued his sneakiness and eventually reached the Daedra Lord's throne room. He sneakily killed the two guards and went in. He stuck to the shadows and came up behind the throne upon which a figure sat, looking bored.
<color=crimson>"Gee, I hope something interesting happens. I've been really bored, not even hunting the humans gives me any pleasure lately."
<spoiler=NOTE>I'd just like to point out that the Daedra are not intrinsically evil. To give a comparison, we are to rabbits as they are to us. We are prey, clever prey that can occasionally escape their snares, but prey nonetheless. Just a thought.
"Well then, Toro, allow me to show myself." Ragnorak stepped out from behind the throne...and nearly got his throat torn out when the powerful Daedra whipped around with it's claws fully extended.
<color=crimson>"For the love of Sheogorath, Rag, don't do that. You'll get yourself killed!" The Daedra sat back down in his throne and summoned a Scamp to go get Ragnorak a chair. <color=crimson>"How've you been? It's been...thirteen years since we last talked! I do see you've gotten yourself tangled up with some adventurers. And gained some swords in the process. Do you mind?" Torogrect said as he reached for the dual kodachi.
"Not at all, old friend. Yeah, the adventurers are a good bunch. We've saved the Earth from destruction and/or enslavement several times over the last few years. I don't think they knew about Oblivion though. Which is interesting. It's only been, what, forty years since Sheogorath reopened the planar walls as he ascended? I'm surprised you guys haven't made more incursions."
<color=crimson>"Well, you know, it's just too much of a bother. The humans have gotten more savvy after three hundred thousand years. I was just a Scamp back when the planar walls were still open, so I barely remember that time, however I do remember being killed by the same guy several times after reincarnation. That guy was annoying. He took the stones of the great towers and used them to enchant weapons, several of them. In fact...these are two such."
"Hmm? are you referring to Baldr? Yeah, my family's been collecting Baldr's weapons for centuries. I only got the keys to the armory a few years back though. Anyway, do you suppose you could give me a hand? We've got some hints of information, but I suspect one of the minor villains that we never actually killed is still alive and plotting. Could you confirm, possibly give me a detachment of Scamps to scout it out?"
<color=crimson>"Not a problem. Usual conditions?"
"Yeh, why not. I'll have to find her though. We kind of had to beat her in a game. You know how she is."
<color=crimson>"Of course. She's my niece after all. Just tell her I was asking after her. She'll show up at some point. Anyway, you needed an extra tower crystal? Just a sec..." Torogrect held his hand open palm up. Energy seemed to gather into it, eventually solidifying into a semi-cloudy crystal the exact size and shape of the one Maelstrom had removed. Torogrect then summoned a Daedra Warrior to take it to the tower and put it in. As the Warrior walked away, Ragnorak stood up and bowed to the Daedra Lord.
"Thank you. Just have the Scamps give me regular reports on progress. I don't need immediate results, I suspect he's building a power base at the moment. I just want to be prepared when he does strike."
<color=crimson>"Of course. Take care, friend."
"You as well." Ragnorak turned and stepped into a shadow, disappearing and reappearing near the battle/mosh-pit.
<color=crimson>"Gee, I hope something interesting happens. I've been really bored, not even hunting the humans gives me any pleasure lately."
<spoiler=NOTE>I'd just like to point out that the Daedra are not intrinsically evil. To give a comparison, we are to rabbits as they are to us. We are prey, clever prey that can occasionally escape their snares, but prey nonetheless. Just a thought.
"Well then, Toro, allow me to show myself." Ragnorak stepped out from behind the throne...and nearly got his throat torn out when the powerful Daedra whipped around with it's claws fully extended.
<color=crimson>"For the love of Sheogorath, Rag, don't do that. You'll get yourself killed!" The Daedra sat back down in his throne and summoned a Scamp to go get Ragnorak a chair. <color=crimson>"How've you been? It's been...thirteen years since we last talked! I do see you've gotten yourself tangled up with some adventurers. And gained some swords in the process. Do you mind?" Torogrect said as he reached for the dual kodachi.
"Not at all, old friend. Yeah, the adventurers are a good bunch. We've saved the Earth from destruction and/or enslavement several times over the last few years. I don't think they knew about Oblivion though. Which is interesting. It's only been, what, forty years since Sheogorath reopened the planar walls as he ascended? I'm surprised you guys haven't made more incursions."
<color=crimson>"Well, you know, it's just too much of a bother. The humans have gotten more savvy after three hundred thousand years. I was just a Scamp back when the planar walls were still open, so I barely remember that time, however I do remember being killed by the same guy several times after reincarnation. That guy was annoying. He took the stones of the great towers and used them to enchant weapons, several of them. In fact...these are two such."
"Hmm? are you referring to Baldr? Yeah, my family's been collecting Baldr's weapons for centuries. I only got the keys to the armory a few years back though. Anyway, do you suppose you could give me a hand? We've got some hints of information, but I suspect one of the minor villains that we never actually killed is still alive and plotting. Could you confirm, possibly give me a detachment of Scamps to scout it out?"
<color=crimson>"Not a problem. Usual conditions?"
"Yeh, why not. I'll have to find her though. We kind of had to beat her in a game. You know how she is."
<color=crimson>"Of course. She's my niece after all. Just tell her I was asking after her. She'll show up at some point. Anyway, you needed an extra tower crystal? Just a sec..." Torogrect held his hand open palm up. Energy seemed to gather into it, eventually solidifying into a semi-cloudy crystal the exact size and shape of the one Maelstrom had removed. Torogrect then summoned a Daedra Warrior to take it to the tower and put it in. As the Warrior walked away, Ragnorak stood up and bowed to the Daedra Lord.
"Thank you. Just have the Scamps give me regular reports on progress. I don't need immediate results, I suspect he's building a power base at the moment. I just want to be prepared when he does strike."
<color=crimson>"Of course. Take care, friend."
"You as well." Ragnorak turned and stepped into a shadow, disappearing and reappearing near the battle/mosh-pit.