The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"spit it out!" splazor said punching master kitty in the throat. he polished it off and gave it to roberts....
[HEADING=1]MINUTES LATER[/HEADING]
the cliffs appeared in the distance with large flashing lights. there were many people flooding the mall. the group moaned and groaned about the long lines and the people, but when they got there, all the "people" where just pounding on the door. the group became very confused and "pushed" the "people" out of the way. when they cleared a path the saw a man with a camera, a ladie, a guy in coat, and an indian. the went farther in and hear, "follow me!". everyone knew that that would get annoying as hell in a few minutes so they killed the man with the camera and everyone else.
"what now?" Slapzor said
"well, were in a mall, with zombies pounding at the doors, and no way to escape except jumping off the top." Ram said, but was abruptly interupted by Roberts whining.
"ok i think first of all we should get clothes. i feel so naked." Splazor said.
[HEADING=1]MINUTES LATER[/HEADING]
the cliffs appeared in the distance with large flashing lights. there were many people flooding the mall. the group moaned and groaned about the long lines and the people, but when they got there, all the "people" where just pounding on the door. the group became very confused and "pushed" the "people" out of the way. when they cleared a path the saw a man with a camera, a ladie, a guy in coat, and an indian. the went farther in and hear, "follow me!". everyone knew that that would get annoying as hell in a few minutes so they killed the man with the camera and everyone else.
"what now?" Slapzor said
"well, were in a mall, with zombies pounding at the doors, and no way to escape except jumping off the top." Ram said, but was abruptly interupted by Roberts whining.
"ok i think first of all we should get clothes. i feel so naked." Splazor said.
what im trying to do is make a zombie part similar to dead rising so can we run with that for a little?
"Indeed. and that's a little weird, considering you don't have clothes."
Minutes later.
"Alright, much better. But now what about these zombies?" Ram asked, eyeing the un-dead banging on the doors of the mall.
"We'll just walk past them like we just did!" Grimm said, and began walking to the front doors.
Couple minutes of screaming, blood loss, and much trying-to-get-door-shut later
"Well, good job Grimm. We're not in a damn security office with zombies throughout the mall!" Maddawg yelled at the twitching, bloody mess.
"Okay people, calm down. Even though Grimm did mess things up-"
"OH GOD, THE CLAWS, THE TEETH, THE EYES!!"
"-we need to figure out where this zombie virus is coming from."
"So, we're going to split into groups and search the mall. Ragnorak, Samii and Maddawg, your with me to check out the West Mall. Sho, Splazor, Grimm, and Robert, you get the Kids department. Huey, Bill the Rock, Orgazmo, Boy Rubber, and Master Kitty, you get the Food Court. Now let's do this thing!"
Minutes later.
"Alright, much better. But now what about these zombies?" Ram asked, eyeing the un-dead banging on the doors of the mall.
"We'll just walk past them like we just did!" Grimm said, and began walking to the front doors.
Couple minutes of screaming, blood loss, and much trying-to-get-door-shut later
"Well, good job Grimm. We're not in a damn security office with zombies throughout the mall!" Maddawg yelled at the twitching, bloody mess.
"Okay people, calm down. Even though Grimm did mess things up-"
"OH GOD, THE CLAWS, THE TEETH, THE EYES!!"
"-we need to figure out where this zombie virus is coming from."
"So, we're going to split into groups and search the mall. Ragnorak, Samii and Maddawg, your with me to check out the West Mall. Sho, Splazor, Grimm, and Robert, you get the Kids department. Huey, Bill the Rock, Orgazmo, Boy Rubber, and Master Kitty, you get the Food Court. Now let's do this thing!"
"OH RAHH!!!!! LETS DO THIS LEEROY JENKITTENS!!!!!!!"
"oh my god he just ran in." Sho said.
"SAVE HIM!" Quantom screamed.
the other 3 heros ran after him but he had aggro'd so many zombies they couldn't see him.
[HEADING=1]minutes of fighting later![/HEADING]
"lets not do that again"
"oh my god he just ran in." Sho said.
"SAVE HIM!" Quantom screamed.
the other 3 heros ran after him but he had aggro'd so many zombies they couldn't see him.
[HEADING=1]minutes of fighting later![/HEADING]
"lets not do that again"
"Are you kidding me!? Who kicked the bucket and put you in charge? Screw that!" Master Kitty was inturupted by Ram doing his Thor Clap
"Thor did, thats who! Now do as I say or so help me I will do what I did to Petey!"
"What did you do to-"
"Oh... you don't want to know" Ram sneered.
"Ok, you plan sounds good! Lets move out people!"
"Thor did, thats who! Now do as I say or so help me I will do what I did to Petey!"
"What did you do to-"
"Oh... you don't want to know" Ram sneered.
"Ok, you plan sounds good! Lets move out people!"
"Soooo is anybody else getting a Mallrats kinda vibe with this little adventure?"
Roberts asked as the group walked on. Eyeing a slurpee machine, Roberts sneaks over and fills his mouth with the sweet nectar
"Ahh BRAINFREEZE" shaking the cold out the group continued
Roberts asked as the group walked on. Eyeing a slurpee machine, Roberts sneaks over and fills his mouth with the sweet nectar
"Ahh BRAINFREEZE" shaking the cold out the group continued
"we aren't here to drink the slurpees. where here to...uhhh...get you a blankie." splazor said when he saw a large mob of zombies. he had to hold back screaming leroy jenkins because he was still n pain over the last time. he charged a lazor but missed asttracting unwanted attention
Whether it was the blueberry slurpeee that did the trick or that Roberts suddenly developed a backbone he climbed on to Splazors back, grabbed his ears and started to ride him as a mount
"WHAT ARE YOU OW DOIN"
"I have an idea"
The two rode to the childrens toys where the water guns were. gahering a few guns while running Roberts redirected Splazor back into the crowd of Zombies
"Get us to that slurpee stand!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU OW DOIN"
"I have an idea"
The two rode to the childrens toys where the water guns were. gahering a few guns while running Roberts redirected Splazor back into the crowd of Zombies
"Get us to that slurpee stand!!"
Running through the crowd Roberts took the iniative using a particurly large gun as a club
bashing at passing zombies
"Are we there AHHH" He screamed as Splazor came to a stop flinging Roberts under the slurpee machines nozzle. Picking himself up quickly Roberts started filling up the water guns with blueberry slurpee mix. "Kep'em distracted!!"
bashing at passing zombies
"Are we there AHHH" He screamed as Splazor came to a stop flinging Roberts under the slurpee machines nozzle. Picking himself up quickly Roberts started filling up the water guns with blueberry slurpee mix. "Kep'em distracted!!"
Basically, a lot of confusion and trouble caused by Petey now fixed thanks to me! Currently, we're in a mall that is filled with zombies and we're trying to find the source of it. The heroes and villains are together, but have been split into search groups. Orgazmo and Boy Rubber are currently with Huey, Bill the Rock, and Maser Kitty in the Food court.Multi-Kill said:
*I bet the zombies souls don't taste nearly as good as human souls. I guess i'll just get Taco Bell.* Bill telepathically states before flying over to the nearest Taco Bell, crushing 2 and half zombies on the way.
*Hi, can I get 3 soft shell tacos, no lettuce?*
*Hi, can I get 3 soft shell tacos, no lettuce?*
"Looks like were at the entrance Plaza." Said Ram. "HAVE YOU SEEN MY MADONNA!" Said a crazy old lady who quickly ran by our heroes (and Villan) "MADONNA." "Since when did malls allow pets?" Said Maddawg.
"Woah will ya check out that fine peice of Ass" Said Ram. Eyeing a hot girl in the corner.
"Why you!" Said Samii who raised her hoof and brought it down on Ram *Slap*
"Hey look at the dog. Aww he's so cute." Said Maddawg reaching for the Door. "STOP!" Said Rag. "Can't you see that thing has been zombified." "What are you talking about it's just a cute little-" Suddenly the Zombie poodle began jumping and ruthlessly riping away flesh from a nearby zombie. "Oh..." "So don't open that door then.Maddawg?" Said Rag while Ram was being constantly slapped by Samii." No. NO! Don't yo-"
Severel minutes later inisde of a small room with an old janitor, a blackguy, and a hot blond girl.
"WOAH CHECK OUT THE ASS ON HER!" Said Ram who looked back and saw Samii.*SLAP*
"I thought you were using backwards Pshycolgy.How was I suppose to know the zombie knew how to take advantage of a door." Said Maddawg.
"Woah will ya check out that fine peice of Ass" Said Ram. Eyeing a hot girl in the corner.
"Why you!" Said Samii who raised her hoof and brought it down on Ram *Slap*
"Hey look at the dog. Aww he's so cute." Said Maddawg reaching for the Door. "STOP!" Said Rag. "Can't you see that thing has been zombified." "What are you talking about it's just a cute little-" Suddenly the Zombie poodle began jumping and ruthlessly riping away flesh from a nearby zombie. "Oh..." "So don't open that door then.Maddawg?" Said Rag while Ram was being constantly slapped by Samii." No. NO! Don't yo-"
Severel minutes later inisde of a small room with an old janitor, a blackguy, and a hot blond girl.
"WOAH CHECK OUT THE ASS ON HER!" Said Ram who looked back and saw Samii.*SLAP*
"I thought you were using backwards Pshycolgy.How was I suppose to know the zombie knew how to take advantage of a door." Said Maddawg.
Ragnorak's right hand twitched. "Maddawg, come over here." Maddawg came over.
"Yeah?" *CLANG CLANG CLANG*
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I JUST GOT THIS GI CLEANED NOW IT HAS ZOMBIE BLOOD ALL OVER IT I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW..." As the sounds of Maddawg's head being slammed into the ductwork continued, Ram and Master Kitty looked at each other.
"You want *CLANG* to tell him *CLANG* to stop?"
"Nope. You?" *CLANG*
"Nope. *CLANG* Soooo..."
"Yeah..." *CLANG*
Five minutes of pain later...
*SPROING!* One of the panels that Ragnorak had been beating Maddawg's head into sprang open, distracting Ragnorak from his listing of all his grievances against Maddawg from the very beginning of the adventures. Master Kitty trotted over and sat next to Maddawg's head. "You OK, dude?"
"...But mommy, I don't want to crush the puny humans...I want to bake them in a light quiche..." Maddawg replied dazedly.
"Yeah?" *CLANG CLANG CLANG*
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I JUST GOT THIS GI CLEANED NOW IT HAS ZOMBIE BLOOD ALL OVER IT I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW..." As the sounds of Maddawg's head being slammed into the ductwork continued, Ram and Master Kitty looked at each other.
"You want *CLANG* to tell him *CLANG* to stop?"
"Nope. You?" *CLANG*
"Nope. *CLANG* Soooo..."
"Yeah..." *CLANG*
Five minutes of pain later...
*SPROING!* One of the panels that Ragnorak had been beating Maddawg's head into sprang open, distracting Ragnorak from his listing of all his grievances against Maddawg from the very beginning of the adventures. Master Kitty trotted over and sat next to Maddawg's head. "You OK, dude?"
"...But mommy, I don't want to crush the puny humans...I want to bake them in a light quiche..." Maddawg replied dazedly.
Eh, sorry I haven't been in guys, but I'm kinda losing my place hold here... I'll try to jump back in when the opportunity strikes