The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Rag

It's not Master kitty that is with us it's Samii

"Ugh umm you didn't hear that." Said Maddawg.


"So the great and evil Maddawg once wanted to bake. How hillarious." Said Ram seconds before Maddawg grabbed him by the horns slamming him into the
nearby vent.

"Don't you hurt my Rammy!" said Samii turning around to fire her gas.

"Ram said you look fat." Said Maddawg.

"WHAT!" Said Samii who began taking Ram and bashing him into the vent instead.

Suddenly a muscular man bursted through the door with a small female African-Amercian(Ish) sidekick.

"Nobody move! where hear to stop Wesker." Said the Muscular man. "I'm Chris and this Sheva!"

"Ya thanks for the intro Chris you just proved that you have better talents then Arm wrestling." Said Sheva.

"Are those Muscles or Tumors?" Wishpered Maddawg to Rag.

 

[Ramthundar]

"PLEASE!*THUNK*SAMII*THUNK*STOP!"
Samii continued whacking Ram against the vents until she spotted Chris.
"Well, hello big boy. How you doing."
"Hey!" Ram cried, spitting up a few liters of blood.
"Shuh, Rammy." Samii siddled next to Chris, shoving Sheva out away from him.
"GAHH! No, we don't have time for this. We need to get back to the Plaza to find out where these zombies are coming from.
"Can we come with you?" Chris asked. "We are urgently trying to find-"
"Yeah yeah, buldgy. You can come with, just shut up." Ram said, crawling into the vents to move throughout the mall.
"Oh, ignore him. You can tell me all about yourself." Samii said to the man of massive muscles, giving him a sly wink.
"GAHHHD DAMN IT!" came the muffled echo out of the vent.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The group climbed into the vents in the following order.Ram,Samii,Rag,Chris,Sheva,Maddawg.
"Now I know how a Tv dinne-."
"Don't you dare finish that qoute Maddawg." Snapped Ragnorak.
Suddenly a large fart was let go.
"Oh damnit Samii thanks for the Dutch Oven!"yelled Ram who was still mad at her.
"But it wasen't me." Said Samii in her defense.
"Oh ya then who was it." Said Ram
"Oh my god! The wind got into my eye!"Said Maddawg.

 

[The_Chief]

Quantom fills up the spray guns and re mounts Splazor, charging at the zombies. he charges and a few yard before jumps full force forward. he sprays the zombies while in mid air causing them to freeze. then splazor hit them with a lazor and they shattered. then lazor proceeded to high five quantom, squishing him.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Okay, we're almost there. So quit your complaining, Maddawg."
"It's burning off my eyebrows!"
"Locusts don't have any eyebrows" Ram retorted.
"Now I don't!"
"Will you shut up! We're almost there, I can see an opening right theAAAAHHHH!"
The vent broke under our heroes, villains, and etc, sending them crashing into floor below.
Samii gently floated down, a stream of hot gas slowing her fall.
"Jeez, that was unexpected-"
"Yeah, several large mammals and a locust general in a tin vent, how could of this happened?" muttered the crumpled pile that was Maddawg.
"But I think everyone's ok. Right?"
"Yeah, I landed on my head, so it's all good." Ram said, horns stuck in the concrete. He got on his feet, pulling up some floor with his horns.
"Ah god, I just got these waxed, too!"

"What about Chris? Is he okay?!" Samii asked, panic now entering her voice.
"Don't worry, babe. I'm fine." Chris said, picking himself off of a Chris-shaped crater.
"My god, what are you off, titanium?" Ram asked angrily.
Suddenly, a bullet whizzed by Ram and deflected off of Chris's bicep.
"Yes."
"God damn it, I almost had him."
The group turned to look up at the plaza's balcony to see a middle aged man and two young boys, all carrying high-powered sniper rifles.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Aww I hate these guys" said Maddawg
"What? Do you know them?" asked Sheva who was taking cover.
"Ya the old dude up there is Francis' brother. You guy`s remeber Francis right?" Said Maddawg as bullet wizzed by him.
"Right Francis. Zombie hunter had plenty of tatoos." Said Rag.
"Right well these guys came to some of the parties so I can see why there missing."
Suddenly a bullet whizzed right by Maddawgs ear and a voice was heard shouting "DAMNIT HOW COULD I MISS!"

"See they miss me." As another bullet whizzed by him and another shout was heard.

"Fuck."
Miss
"Fuck!"
Miss
"FUCK! You know what I'm aiming at the others" Said One of the snipers.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Damn it, we can't just keep hiding here! Those bullets are eventually going to hit us!" Ram cried. "Rag, you take left, I take right. Chris, try doing something useful and cover us!" he yelled as Ram dashed towards the right elevator.
"Right!" Chris then stood up right from where his cover was and began shooting the snipers.
"What are you doing man?! Move! Even those idiots can hit a still target!" Rag cried, scaling one of the pillars to the balcony.
"But I'm shooting at them!" he whined.
"Then move and shoot at the same damn time!" Ram screamed, taking cover behind a pillar.

"Move....AND shoot...at the same time? THAT IS MADNESS!!!"
Maddawg suddenly stood, a look of fury on his face.
"Madness? This....IS....NEXUS!!" he bellowed, kicking Chris away before a bullet could reach him.
"You have trouble letting go, don't you." Samii said to the Locust general, now back to hiding behind the pillars.
"Shut up. The Nexus is always with me...in spirit."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly the Cyborgs opened fire on the remainder of the group who did not go after the snipers.

"Oh god plasma blasters! Quick dive behind Chris." Sheva,Samii, and Maddawg dived behind the bulkey Chris in attempt to dodge the lasers

The lasers just bounced off Chris Who just stood there and said "Hehehe it tickles."

"Give him the God damn Gems Maddawg before he hurts my Chris!" said Samii.

"I stop remebering story lines that had to do with Unforgotten Realms! I can't even remeber that guy." Said Maddawg.

"Then why did you tell him you knew him?" asked Sheva

"You ever have one of those times when someone you can't remeber comes over and says hi to you. So you just basically play along until they realize you forgot."

"Ya?" Said Sheva waiting for a larger explanation.

"Well I just played along with him and it worked!"

"You call being shot at working!" Shouted Sheva.

"With everyone I know getting shot at is the best possible outcomes somtimes."

 

[The_Chief]

suddenly, lazor cat and quantom roberts came running towards cats, and shot him with some slurpee stuff. cat got it in his nose, dropped maddawg, and fell on the floor choking.

 

[ajb924]

Behind them Grimm and Sho walked leisurely to help Maddawg.
"Oh yea, don't rush or anything, i'm only in a desperate fight..." Maddawg said sarcastically
"Hey, you use me as a punching bag!" Grimm replied angrily
"Yea, and i just like to be a dick, i poisond you remember?"
"Ugh, whatever, let's kill this cat!" Maddawg screamed only to realize Cats was gone

 

[Timewave Zero]

*A 7 foot tall, skinless being with a glowing head appears in front of you all, looking menacing. He screams his greeting to all in the vicinity who can hear him and those who don't just ignore him. He an English accent.*

'GREETINGS, FRIENDS!!! My name is Timewave Zero, the physical embodiment of Novelty Theory! I'm not sure what I am, so can anybody give me directions to the nearest inter-dimensional-- GAH!!! Cyborgs! Ahem, I'm terribly sorry, gentlemen! I'm sorry if I've interuppted anything, I beg your pardon, I do aplogize.
Say, chaps, can anybody tell me why there's a zombie chewing on me?' says Timewave Zero whilst looking bemused at the undead creature gnawing on his arm.

*Timewave Zero flicks the zombie's head which then implodes in on itself before Timewave Zero's head becomes a ham sandwich with a pickle for a second, before becoming a rather impressive light-show and reverting back to its normal state.*

 

[Timewave Zero]

*Timewave Zero looks on, very confused.*

I do say, that was RATHER unnecessary.

 

[Timewave Zero]

I say, THAT, my good sir, was totally inappropriate!

*Timewave Zero fires lazers from his eyes at the manhack (please explain to me!) which severly hurt it, but then Timewave Zero's feet become bannana's, but then turn back to normal.*

Damned Novelty Theory...keeps messing up my anatomy.

*He looks at his stump and starts to poke it repeatedly.*