The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"NO WAY!" Sho screamed "Maddawg you went to college with Hitler!? Why didn't you tell us!?"
"His name wasn't Hitler back then, it was Lerhit, he decided he had to change it so his parents wouldn't be ashamed." Maddawg explained "But back in college, he was my *****! I kicked his ass all the time!"
"Grimm would love to hear this..." Sho said poking at his unconscious body

Spoiler: Quick question.

Is everone back together or is orgazmos group still off on their own?

 

[petey hunter]

Spoiler: Hey

I'm trying to improve my story telling so this is a little test I won't be back for a while.I said Place hold that means hold it

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Not anymore" Said Adolf Zombie.

"My nazi zombies ATTA-." said Adolf as his s cellphone began to ring.

"Hang on one second. Hello Adolf speaking."

A female raspy voice could be heard from the cellphones speaker

"I know you're sleeping!" (If you get the refrence you are not only awsome but you get a free party!)"

"No mother I left the house like a half hour ago."

"Did you get the milk?"

"No mother I'll get it on the way back."

"You'll forget like you alwa-"

"Sorry mother I'm going into a tunnel I'm -SHHH- gonna lose ya."

Adolf then hung up the phone and resumed his attack on the group.


(God damnit Petey.)

 

[petey hunter]

a balst of fire destroyed the Nazi zombies banishing their soles to hell for a few years
Maddawg and his gang looked out the window where the fire came from as they heard the sharp "Crack" of gunfire they investigated to find Maelstrom's Dead Body lying on the ground.
they checked to find his crystal the one that allowed him to steal memories but they didn't find it.
What's more they realized Maelstrom was only 16 how could someone so young end up this way.
The stench of magic was every where.
Out of pity, they decided to bury him it seemed the only thing to do leaving him would be too disrespectful.

 

[ajb924]

"Come on..." Sho mumbled. "Why can't the heroes bury him!? Were supposed to be disrespectful!"
"Yea well, he got rid of hitler..." Maddawg said
"Well he could of been an addition to our evil party!" Sho responded
"Shut up and dig" Maddawg mumbled throwing him a shovel

Spoiler: I getted the reference!

You were referring to when death and Peter hung out in Family guy right maddawg?

Spoiler: Easy fix with Xandus...

a balst of fire destroyed the Nazi zombies banishing their soles to hell for a few years
Maddawg and his gang looked out the window where the fire came from as they heard the sharp "Crack" of gunfire they investigated to find Maelstrom's Dead Body lying on the ground.
they checked to find his crystal the one that allowed him to steal memories but they didn't find it.
What's more they realized Maelstrom was only 16 how could someone so young end up this way.
The stench of magic was every where.
Out of pity, they decided to bury him it seemed the only thing to do leaving him would be too disrespectful.

Spoiler: Hey

Maelstrom isn't dead. He is on a Gunship with Cats and the cyborg army.

Would it work if the body with us was a fake or the body with you was a fake? Either would work, and it would patch up the story, sorta... Well, i dont want to redo the post unless i absolutly have to cuz im a lazy bastard.

 

[petey hunter]

a balst of fire destroyed the Nazi zombies banishing their soles to hell for a few years
Maddawg and his gang looked out the window where the fire came from as they heard the sharp "Crack" of gunfire they investigated to find Maelstrom's Dead Body lying on the ground.
they checked to find his crystal the one that allowed him to steal memories but they didn't find it.
What's more they realized Maelstrom was only 16 how could someone so young end up this way.
The stench of magic was every where.
Out of pity, they decided to bury him it seemed the only thing to do leaving him would be too disrespectful.

Spoiler: Hey

Maelstrom isn't dead. He is on a Gunship with Cats and the cyborg army.

Spoiler: Hey

Maelstrom is my character he isn't to be used unless I intend to besides I'm on leave for a while until I improve, which I am, but the point is you should ask before usongMY character besides why not it adds drama

 

[maddawg IAJI]

But before they could bury the body of Malestrom who in kobold years was 4457, The horde of Nazi zombies (You can't kill nazi zombies. They never stop) came over and ripped out his brain.

"Wow that's a bit graphic" Said Ram.

"You know what is even wierder? There was a gun shot but no gun wound." Said Maddawg.

"OH MY GOD THERE EATING MY BRAINS HELP ME PLEASE!

"Should we help him?" Asked Sho.

"No I think we should enjoy the fact that someone else beside me is getting hurt." Said Grimm

"Um Grimm I think he shot you." Said Maddawg

"Huh...I was wondering why there was blood pretrouding from my kneecap." Said Grimm who then fell down and began yelling in pain.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Come on..." Sho mumbled. "Why can't the heroes bury him!? Were supposed to be disrespectful!"
"Yea well, he got rid of hitler..." Maddawg said
"Well he could of been an addition to our evil party!" Sho responded
"Shut up and dig" Maddawg mumbled throwing him a shovel

Spoiler: I getted the reference!

You were referring to when death and Peter hung out in Family guy right maddawg?

Spoiler: Easy fix with Xandus...

a balst of fire destroyed the Nazi zombies banishing their soles to hell for a few years
Maddawg and his gang looked out the window where the fire came from as they heard the sharp "Crack" of gunfire they investigated to find Maelstrom's Dead Body lying on the ground.
they checked to find his crystal the one that allowed him to steal memories but they didn't find it.
What's more they realized Maelstrom was only 16 how could someone so young end up this way.
The stench of magic was every where.
Out of pity, they decided to bury him it seemed the only thing to do leaving him would be too disrespectful.

Spoiler: Hey

Maelstrom isn't dead. He is on a Gunship with Cats and the cyborg army.

Would it work if the body with us was a fake or the body with you was a fake? Either would work, and it would patch up the story, sorta... Well, i dont want to redo the post unless i absolutly have to cuz im a lazy bastard.

Spoiler: Nope

That isn't even close.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Hang on Sho give me some bandages."Said Maddawg

"Why you're arms broken band aids won't help."

Maddawg wrapped the bandages around his broken arm which then miraclously healed.

"Band-aids Heal everything!" said Maddawg.

 

[The_Chief]

suddenly splazor cat appeared behind Carl and shot him in the spinal cord.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Look buddy you're gonna need to buy me a drink before you decide to hold me." Said Maddawg as he broke free.

Maddawg kicked Phil in the chest who went flying into a horde of Nazi Zombies who were enjoying the fact that they weren't getting blown to bits.

The zombies then began to eat Phil's brains.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm wakes up and stares at them all "What the HELL is going on here"!?!?! He then jumped up and looked around..."Why is it that i don't get to have any fun"!!!

He then looked around and saw some people in yellow raincoats and green masks and said "Hey...Can you guys help me out" They just stood there and mumbled some weird stuff "Umm..."
Then some guy in a white suit came out with a broadsword and said something about halo with some heretic.